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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lol, one for the daughter's birthday...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/aug/27/zara-removes-striped-pyjamas-with-yellow-star-following-online-outrage?CMP=fb_gu
It was also for sale in Israel stores. Anything else to lol over?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:18, 157 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I don't think we can beat that zinger.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:23, Reply)
How's Manchester these days?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)
You'll have to ask it Im afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)
Not clicking that soz could be a virus

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:33, Reply)
My lack of job success :(
I should never have sold my successful and thriving marketing consultancy to a larger rival in 2009, thereafter taking over as MD of the merged company. What was I thinking.
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)
:O


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:43, Reply)
might have to consider that perhaps they're not all massive nonce cunts

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:43, Reply)
I think they prefer barely legal teens
Keyword: legal
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:44, Reply)
This has probably bindun but I don't care
Which of you LAAANDAAAAn thugs was this?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/notting-hill-carnival-selfie-goes-viral-after-woman-punched-in-face-for-telling-man-to-stop-groping-her-9693514.html
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:44, Reply)
Blacks don't post on b3ta.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:45, Reply)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:58, Reply)
Stunned.
Alright Jaysums?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Hi pet!
I miss b3ta. Ive been so busy :(
stupid other girl is off til next week too.
I may pop on tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Hurry back to daytime posting, we need you more than ever.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:50, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:00, Reply)
And you, prick

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:00, Reply)
Soz don't know who that is

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Alright hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:03, Reply)
Well I was.....but now I'm not so sure
I feel this thread is bullying me, I wonder if this is how Dozer feels all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:04, Reply)
dozer isn't actually real mate.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:08, Reply)
I really wish this was true

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:34, Reply)
hi guys!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Hi friend!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Go away.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:48, Reply)
This is quite lol
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28948946
Well, maybe more 'omg wtf' than 'lol', but still...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Tv just said it was on automatic mode and the girl couldn't control it. Typical woman, anything technical confounds them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:47, Reply)
What kind of retarded fuckwit hands a fucking UZI to a nine year old girl?
I mean, really?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:48, Reply)
It's ridiculous. Guns don't kill people, 9 year old girls do.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:49, Reply)
They're still advertising online, here's a selection of the toys they have.
bulletsandburgers.com/index.php/guns
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:52, Reply)
Bullets and Burgers.
Sums up America, really.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:10, Reply)
well, protection, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:59, Reply)
thank god for the second amendment

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Buzzfeed is mostly shit but this made me smirk, which is equivalent to a lol for me
www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/god-bless-the-midlands#2avjxgh
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Buzzfeed is shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:43, Reply)

@CrapTaxidermy is lol

toothache isn't, but it stopped. I fear it will return
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 18:59, Reply)
I have a fictitious dental appointment on Friday, can get you a fictitious prognosis of you like?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:04, Reply)
it's probably tooth ebola

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Emolar

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:07, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:08, Reply)
*acknowledges*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:08, Reply)
the best he-man baddie

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Not even in my top five, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:10, Reply)
No, that was moss man.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:11, Reply)
TrapJaw or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Clawful was good, because it's a cool pun too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:14, Reply)
The best ones to play with
were TrapJaw, WhipLash, TriClops, JuJitsu, and that one with the grappling line.

Oh, and Mekanek and Orko, obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:12, Reply)
I've got some new trainers.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:09, Reply)
So do I
*Trainer fives*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:10, Reply)
have

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:20, Reply)
No get YOUN own

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:22, Reply)
it was a comment on a sentence contruction that really gets my goat
"So do I got some new trainers"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:26, Reply)
If that's all it takes, I'll have some fun with you then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:28, Reply)
bully

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:30, Reply)
I NOES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:31, Reply)
I don't believe you even *have* a goat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:32, Reply)
We need details, if not a link or a pic too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Typical AB, shows up and gets our interest, then just fucks off to QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:21, Reply)
They're mostly white, with brown and red bits.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:23, Reply)
Please carry on this is so interesting........

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:24, Reply)
hospital shoes, covered in drops of blood and shit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:31, Reply)
Reebok classics are shite

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Are they the new Nike 'Lil-Let'?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:31, Reply)
Well played

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:32, Reply)
'I like this!'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:21, Reply)
Puma Mandela?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:23, Reply)
Still the shittest trainers I have seen someone wearing, with matching track suit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:25, Reply)
are they made of lego?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:26, Reply)
The track suit was

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:27, Reply)
I don't know how boyce shows his face in public.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)
He dresses much worse than the chap I saw

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:38, Reply)
Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)
That's awesome.


And, by 'awesome', I do of course mean 'gay'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Bit harsh Jaysum would never be caught dead wearing them

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:31, Reply)
strangely, my search was 'gay trainers'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:31, Reply)
I actually do like them.
But then, I am a bit autistic over rainbows.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:33, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:33, Reply)
Thanks.
Friend.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)
I sense sarcasm here :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:36, Reply)
Is your spider sense tingling?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2356857
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:38, Reply)
agh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:38, Reply)
Dike, Pooma, Nude Ball-ance etc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:34, Reply)
AdiASS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)
Feltcha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:35, Reply)
Arse-ics

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:36, Reply)
Odiksuka Tigers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:37, Reply)
EveryholesaGOLA

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:37, Reply)
ReeCock

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:38, Reply)
Bumlop

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:38, Reply)
(Give it a few good) pumps

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Cockverse

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)
Get in the Vans

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:42, Reply)
Dickies
Didn't even need to change the name
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:44, Reply)
hanson's rabbit orgy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:44, Reply)
I think you're looking in the wrong place
try this b3ta.com/calendar/event/24977
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:46, Reply)
big up the calendar massif

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:52, Reply)
#bafr4life

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)
#yobafro

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Green Gash.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:36, Reply)
:(
www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/02/11/adidas-blocks-word-gay-customisable-trainers/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Nope. No lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 19:59, Reply)
Sad times stay strong

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:00, Reply)
I'm watching bake off and eating meatballs,
Swings and roundabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:03, Reply)
I'm watching lizard lick towing, it's incredibly shit.
But I do have lager, sooooo.....
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:04, Reply)
I have a "smooth refreshing amber ale"

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:05, Reply)
Mine is produced from finest saaz aroma hops...Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:07, Reply)
Just beer innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:08, Reply)
I would describe it as 'a bottle of lager'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:09, Reply)
I reckon you should get a job reviewing beer for pub menus.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:11, Reply)
I went to a pub where on the dessert menu was 'a cup of coffee'. Inspired.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:12, Reply)
It's amazing what you can do these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:13, Reply)
Who do some pubs sell coffee and whisky, but not do an Irish coffee?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:15, Reply)
Probably the same reason they don't specifically advertise "Shandy"
yet still sell beer and lemonade.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:18, Reply)
I went to one that couldn't fathom supplying the pre made drink but would supply the separate ingredients.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:24, Reply)
Because they are harder to make then they look and people are fussy and they take ages

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:25, Reply)
There's the ex professional answer.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:25, Reply)
None at all?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:03, Reply)
None.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:04, Reply)
Hey Windy, we took your suggestion, we're getting a guest chef in a couple of weeks from now, Moroccan night.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:06, Reply)
Good stuff. Nice way to improve wet and dry sales.
What are you doing with the flat above in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:08, Reply)
Rent it out, chef has her own place,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:18, Reply)
What split of the take would you suggest?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:19, Reply)
Depends who is paying for the ingredients.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:38, Reply)
If I were you, I'd give them a flat rate agreed before hand,
Otherwise you get in to trouble with drinks take and stuff.
Make as an accurate a guess as you can at head count for the night, figure a Conservative estimate at takings, agree a fixed price based on that. If it goes wildly better it looks better you giving them a few extra quid on top to say thanks for the effort, than losing money if it doesn't work out.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:50, Reply)
+ then kill em in the mens loo

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:55, Reply)
Bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:59, Reply)
Old meme innit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:01, Reply)
Yer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:01, Reply)
Yer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:02, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:18, Reply)
LOL
I hope she broke her neck.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:19, Reply)
If she did,
I hope someone would chuck a bucket of water over their head to raise money for her.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:30, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Are you two over the plague yet?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:32, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:32, Reply)
You still on holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:35, Reply)
yep
Been stripping paint and sanding today. Same tomorrow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:41, Reply)
I need to sort my gaff out at some point, time consuming though innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 20:42, Reply)
Very.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:03, Reply)
I got some nice Polish lads to do most of mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:07, Reply)
diy is shit it's better to pay someone else to do it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:09, Reply)
It's alright if you have the time and motivation

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:10, Reply)
So is YM

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:11, Reply)
I assume motivation is the key here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:12, Reply)
The only way I can motivate myself to do mundane tasks like that is to get really stoned first.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:16, Reply)
The best wallpapering I ever did was about 2am post pub

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:16, Reply)
I don't mind doing bits and pieces,
Hanging doors, putting up shelves, touch of tiling. But anything that takes more than a day, get a man in. Waste of my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:10, Reply)
I'll tighten a screw, whack something with a hammer or spray a bit of wd40
Anything beyond that some other cunt can do it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:13, Reply)
I'm your cunt, how much you paying?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:43, Reply)
bit gay m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:51, Reply)
^thinking about Harters cunt^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Ew I bet it smells of his ex

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 21:58, Reply)
Don't h8 the playa, h8 the game

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:02, Reply)
All the Ex's
I could make a small fortune just of Gonz alone
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 22:08, Reply)
hanson's rabbit orgy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 0:11, Reply)

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