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It's quiet here today. Will mentioning lunch get you fat fucks conversing?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:47, 112 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I had steak and ale pie, cheesy mash and broccoli
Lack of gravy let it down, I felt.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I had chicken and ham pie, parsnip mash, green stuff and gravy.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Bit late fucko, it's nearly tea time

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Dinner frog, dinner.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)

it's tea you fucking idiot, the drink ffs

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Who has dinner at three in the afternoon ffs?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:52, Reply)

fat northerners comfort eating to take away the blues of owning a now empty insolvent pub

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)

'supper', you poverty-stricken subhuman pleb
#billybragg
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:52, Reply)

I am fucking busy today
Unlike some people who are desperately looking at the lack of clientele, and deciding that "Polishing up some old horse brasses" will have to do instead
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)

And on that note
Do you have the old fashioned Brass bars around the edge of the bar both at bar and foot height. I like it when pubs have them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:51, Reply)

i like it when there are dried hops stapled to any available wall space

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Foot height, yeah, we also have coat hangers at bar level.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)

It's a chain pub?

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:06, Reply)

No.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)

+ its a harvester?
Food chain rebel mc
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:20, Reply)

no

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Going to the pub now, I imagine this one is a bit like yours because it's, well, how best to describe it...
"fucking shit"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)

i had a cup-a-soup
after the world's fattest weekend, ugh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)

I've just had soup.
As you were.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Swallow or spit?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Gargle

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)

mmm
salty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)

+ five pounds now please guvner

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:32, Reply)

Do you have change?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)

I have to get changed, if thats what you mean.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:42, Reply)

I want to go home.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:32, Reply)

Is this the worst trip, you've ever been on?

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Hark at Dorothy, there.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)

I am feeling like a bit of a Mary today.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:50, Reply)

You're pregnant but you're not sure how it happened?

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)

I like lunch, just saying

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Hiya hare. Lunch is good, I'm already planning tomorrows.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:58, Reply)

I've invested in another bread maker* and am currently making it do the bread stuff for me
I kid you not if this works out I'll be "King of the Loaf" come tomorrows lunch
*only because it also makes jam
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:01, Reply)

I never liked the results I got from a bread maker
I always found the dough better working it by hand...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:02, Reply)

I agree, they are more of an expensive air freshener in my books
Still last nights loaf wasn't that bad, if only I hadn't read 2 tsp of salt as 2 tbsp it might have actually tasted nice :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Hahaha
not the saltiest thing you will have put in your mouth but close eh...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Yeah that "Dead Sea Rock" was pretty nasty and all

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:07, Reply)

Better than the loneliness that is dinner eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:00, Reply)

Yeah YM never was a conversationalist

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:01, Reply)

hahaha
I almost felt bad as I typed that but now I know you are sat there with the corpse of the old dear I take it back
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:02, Reply)

She ent had this much action in years, years I tell ya.

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Just try and get all the pieces back in the box when you are done...
And on that note I am off home
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Take time B-Dog, l8ters

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:07, Reply)

How's the single life? Women and booze, or just baking?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:09, Reply)

I can't be arsed with all that just yet...trying to get the new pad to my Specs. is enough of a chore at the moment,
still I'm pretty amazed what I've done with the place in less than 2 months.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:13, Reply)

Good one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:15, Reply)

Been pooling favours...Over the last 20 years I have got work for lots of people in various trades......and dare I admit to it
Passing on insider information on various contracts before tender process starts...I think that in my opinion* I've added at least 20-25k on the value of the house I'm in...shame it's a rental

*My opinion is based on years of experience within the construction industry and project managing fast turners for maximum profit, so I'm quite confident on my call
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:21, Reply)

My estimation of you has gone up. What happened with the firm who went tits up, and you lost your job?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Lets be honest here, it couldn't really get much lower could it?
Errrrrrrmmmm it went tits up, not really sure, I still get the odd drunken text message from the MD, still a top bloke.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:30, Reply)

It's best to keep in touch with ex colleagues, I still do with docs, for when the pub dream comes crashing down, and I have to go crawling back to the world of sick notes, and bum fingering.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:34, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Wow thank god you're here

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:38, Reply)

I know mate.
This place would be dead on it is arse if I stopped posting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Well yes that and all...but I just wanted someone to take the piss out off

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:46, Reply)

dunno wat that means soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Now be a good boy and start a new thread

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:48, Reply)

A new thread is needed, this was desperate.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:52, Reply)

Ignore him hare, he might fuck off and have a crywank.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:48, Reply)

I like Dozer, I've not met him for a pint at least half a dozen times

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:49, Reply)

just another one of my board m8s

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:53, Reply)

^ Sk8ter Prick^
teehee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 17:58, Reply)

titty-lipped coon

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Bit racist.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:09, Reply)

I ent saying nothing

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:27, Reply)

Whoops I thought he called me tight lipped

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:27, Reply)

MOIRA STUART

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:21, Reply)

JACKIE BIRD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:25, Reply)

I'd extend that to 'any even borderline-attractive scottish female'
there's just something about those accents
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Carol Smillie
I still would.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:29, Reply)

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