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who's the biggest fannybaws on 'ere then?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:19,
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Probably me. :(
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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Is the trick that fanny baws isn't a thing? Do I want to be a quality assurance engineer?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:25,
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No, i didnt think so either. Sounds like a trick to get you on the end of a production line.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:27,
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I think I might look fetching in one. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:33,
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you look good in anything, i'm well jell(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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Will that help? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:27,
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annoyingly i'm going to have to unignore him to be able to delete stuff from his thread(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:32,
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If your "fanny" has "baws"then you are definitely doing it wrong.
PS Has your house got a sea view?
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no :(it has views of 'other houses' front and rear
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:36,
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What if you built a big tower on the roof? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:37,
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If I had another two storeys I probably would have a sea view, assuming the neighbours didn't have the same idea(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:38,
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If we fit out the loft we'd have a sea view(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:40,
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The coast at ours is superbNice bay with a lighthouse at one end the the Spanish City dome at the other
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:45,
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It really isI was pleasantly surprised.
From Tynemouth up there's about 40 miles of mostly empty beaches.
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+ because it's fucking freezing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:49,
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Just because you are used to the warmth coming off those incendiary bombs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:04,
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You don't need 2 stories, Just a load of scaffolding and a ladder and then put a chair up there and call it an extra reception room. In fact, if you piss off the top you could call it en suite
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:42,
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^I like this. In a gun turret stylee.
I could be like that bloke out of Turrican.
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a 'mental' was walking past the other day muttering to himself and pointing to locations he would place machine gun turrets in the road outside work(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:41,
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Did he get it right? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:42,
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no, he was placing them on the inside of the curve in the road, rather than the outside, allowing enemies to advance closer before they became visible to those manning the gun placements wot a knob
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:44,
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sheesh, the younger generation, no ideashould be reading "the art of war" as a set text at school instead of all that bloobloo war poetry.
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that poetry is very negative about war, enough to put a lesser man off learning and deploying military tactics, no wonder youth are such pussys(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:48,
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darn rightshould be Shin Tzu and Alfred Mahan, with a side of Churchill and Alexander.
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wot no Clausewitz?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:05,
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Sun tsu was famous for his excellent machine gun tactics(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:48,
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general principles of war apply no matter what the weaponsI would bet there are many copies at Sandhurst.
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There are also many copies the readers wives with your mum in(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:56,
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I'm having to QUEUE for food like some sort of REFUGEE BROKEN BRITON
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:47,
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i abandoned my purchases in a shop yesterday because there was a queue, forget it, get more staff or lose sales, that's how i roll(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:49,
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i prefer self service, i don't want some brown cunt in a tabard getting to see what i spend my money on(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:51,
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If I wanted to play with the till I'd get a job in Sainers. Also, those machines don't pay tax and NI and are coming over here, taking our jobs.
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the staff should be out on the shop floor constantly replenishing stock, not dipping their mucky hands in the till taking away more from mr tescos £250m shortfall(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:57,
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yeah i liked and shared in on all my social medias(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:59,
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Wouldn't have happened when you were head of marketing for tesco in 2009(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:00,
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It's ok I have sweet chilli chicken nowBeing a refugee ain't so bad
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:54,
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was if from a food bank? Food banks, been to one? Donated to one?Good idea, or sad indictment on our society?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 12:55,
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I had a sausage and fried egg sandwich with sweet chili houmousNot bad.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:07,
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I had the houmous and it doesn't last so I used someI liked it. That's just how I roll gastronomically.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:24,
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right, well, yeah, that killed an hour, i'm going to have a constantly interrupted lunch 'break' now cor what fun(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:08,
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DBTAll day, every day baby!
Good weekend? Mine was shit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:30,
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Did you have a tiff with your boyf?"NO YOU were supposed to hide the dildos before mum got here"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:32,
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Correct! Not the content however but aye Im joining the divorcee club on here.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:38,
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Pretty amicable. He's going through some stuff so for the best.Rather be there as a friend than not at all.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:41,
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oh noes :(get thee to the birdcage and pick up a butler in the buff
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 13:56,
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