List reasons why your life is worse than Mcbeefs to help make him feel better
alternatively, list the shit in other peoples lives to combine support for Mcbeef with some good old fashioned bullying.

alt:I have an "I heart Yorkshire" mug, what's on your mug?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:02, 106 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I now have to sell my house all over again
Also, my throat hurts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)

have they fully pulled out?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)

I did
He was being a monumental prick
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)

it's the one thing the scots have right

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Being monumental pricks?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)

I had a good laugh on Friday morning looking at pictures of blooblooing Scots :)

( Kroney, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)

So when do we eviscerate Salmond in the style of William Wallace>?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Fuck that shit
Can you imagine the mess if anything pointy went near him? It would be like THIS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)

This is true
I spoke to my solicitors on Friday and they said in 25 years they'd not had dealing with such a bad buying solicitor. It took them 6 weeks to respond to a letter. He hadn't even put his 4 weeks notice in on the flat so I fucked him off.

He's now spent lots on searches
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

unless his solicitor is baggenfock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)

lazyfock would be nearer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Ouch!!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Not forgetting his mortgage application/survey fees!

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)

JOY!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Thats why his throat hurts

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)

He had a helmet like Darth Vader

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:38, Reply)

*whistles*
Vader foxtrot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:50, Reply)

He is capable of completing his alt questions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)

oh...hang on a minute...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)

You don't heart Yorkshire, you lying prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)

I really don't, desolate place populated by slack jawed meat sacks that still stare at planes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)

better?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)

No, sbt levels of shit question right there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)

I'll have you know that I've the slender, graceful feet of a dancer.

( Kroney, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Kroney and a crocodile
img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100428233509/disney/images/0/0e/9_recognition.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:12, Reply)

My coffee mug says:
DRINK COFFEE
Do stupid things faster with More Energy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)

the budgie has started biting like a mo'fo'
alt: i never drink hot drinks, so i don't really use mugs. but i have one on my desk from the work ski trip, with my name on it, and the group skiing picture.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)

i6.cdnds.net/13/41/450x450/bridget-jones-skiing.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:16, Reply)

shut up clemmie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)

i don't think you're very good at insults

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)

it's because i'm so LOVELY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:33, Reply)

yer, mee too#

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)

He's not AA.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)

he's not a silly sockpuppet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)

If only he was, I could discount everything as a terrible joke.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)

He's not CQ.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)

He's not wellgroomedwookie.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)

He's not blaireau69.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)

He's not stunned.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)

my mug has a picture of me dressed up in my old employers masonic apron and some kind of medallion looking serene and wise

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Although I've done way more work than necessary for a Monday,
Thanks to contractual obligations I have to sit in a car park for 30 minutes, thus meaning I'll get stuck in traffic and therefore probably not be home till 6.
Alt; loads of colourful swirly patterns, and a fish, and a frog and a sea horse.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)

your tea mug is like the insides of my head

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:21, Reply)

If I'm honest, I get a lot of stick about it on most sites,
But it's a very effective travel mug and I canot be arsed to get a new one.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)

my life is alright
alt: tannin stains
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)

James Blunt really didn't put the heart into his later lyrics

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Are you battered?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:25, Reply)

nope
just lightly bread-crumbed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)

eczema?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:29, Reply)

Bless you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:31, Reply)

He's not a bent spastic.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:21, Reply)

no matter how low he feels he'll never be as tedious as dozer
alt: keep calm drink coffee
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)

My mug says "Employee of the Month" on it.
My mum bought it for me.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)

This made me do a smile

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:32, Reply)

His shit day is nearly over, whereas mine is still ongoing.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:31, Reply)

forever alone^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Always here to help hun, you need to get back out there onto the scene.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwCsmKkXALA
(Mr Udagawa, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)

My mug says
"I have no interest in your worthless ill formed opinions"

and this answers both
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)

debt-free, that's got to be worth something
alt: S.S.D.D. and underneath in very small letters it says "Same Shit Different Day"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)

You all have shit mugs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)

*checks mirror*
*Agrees*
*self harms*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:51, Reply)

ur a fackin shit mug

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)

My mug's awesome
You fucking racist
( Kroney, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:09, Reply)

have a great cover of a great song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSoBGgZV3ps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:55, Reply)

My mug
depicts a game of space invaders, but the aliens only appear when its full of hot fluid.

I also have another mug, but it doesn't have anything written on it: it's just red. Sometimes I am forced to use this second mug, if my cool space invaders mug is dirty. Sadface.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:55, Reply)

bRURKERN BRYTTAN

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)

I have discovered on Wikipedia a map depicting Homeric Greece
with all the territories of the heroes on it. Monty might like that.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Bit gay^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:02, Reply)

DOH!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:22, Reply)

ANYBODY COOKED WITH GREEN HARISSA PASTE BEFORE?
Im trying some tonight with chicken but im flying blind.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:21, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:22, Reply)

What did you do? Just add it to the chicken when cooking?
I think im adding some pulses to mine.
Love the red one.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:27, Reply)

I was cooking a big bowl of 'fat bald poof dumped by a disabled man'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:33, Reply)

I swear im this close to shoving a hamster up there.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:44, Reply)

you sound a bit desperate m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 17:47, Reply)