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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This is true
I've had better ones, truth be told. Stupid copying database bastard cunts
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:34, Reply)
I've had better ones, truth be told. Stupid copying database bastard cunts
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Do pills expire?
Found one in my drawer last night from good few months ago now.
Might neck it on Sunday to last a bit longer.
Like a wayward Trebor mint.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Found one in my drawer last night from good few months ago now.
Might neck it on Sunday to last a bit longer.
Like a wayward Trebor mint.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:40, Reply)
You say that, but just you wait.
One day you'll feel like you really need a poo and you'll do a poo and it'll start screaming on the way out and it'll be a poo baby and it'll grow up into a poo man and it'll stink and be relentlessly teased until it kills itself and that'll be on YOUR conscience you fucking degenerate.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:59, Reply)
One day you'll feel like you really need a poo and you'll do a poo and it'll start screaming on the way out and it'll be a poo baby and it'll grow up into a poo man and it'll stink and be relentlessly teased until it kills itself and that'll be on YOUR conscience you fucking degenerate.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:59, Reply)
As a medic, I can confirm this happens, poo babies are everywhere in gay places like London and Manchester, all over the gaff.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:06, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:06, Reply)
You're not a medic anymore dear.
A case of the Shipmans had you put right in your place.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:14, Reply)
A case of the Shipmans had you put right in your place.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:14, Reply)
Still got the license.
Just dispensing booze at the mo. And crisps. And advice to the recently dumped.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Just dispensing booze at the mo. And crisps. And advice to the recently dumped.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Our pub is traditional Olde Worlde English. No browns, trainers, stag nights, homosexuers or women.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:20, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:20, Reply)
Can I come?
I promise not to bring any poppers, disco balls or popular music.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:23, Reply)
I promise not to bring any poppers, disco balls or popular music.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:23, Reply)
I'm not arsed, but the locals are fond of pitchforks and nooses, sorry and all that.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:46, Reply)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Im not Sonia from Eastenders.
Though I have blew a few trumpets in my time.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:13, Reply)
Though I have blew a few trumpets in my time.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:13, Reply)
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bing bang
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bang bang.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:57, Reply)
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bang bang.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:57, Reply)
'baby wearing'
FFS, shut the fuck up. any time anyone has anything about this on fb I have to move my fingers from the keyboard to stop from replying
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:14, Reply)
FFS, shut the fuck up. any time anyone has anything about this on fb I have to move my fingers from the keyboard to stop from replying
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:14, Reply)
I believe she's referring to the time known degenerate Geordie Jay
had a poo baby and smeared it all over himself whilst plugging a dude.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:42, Reply)
had a poo baby and smeared it all over himself whilst plugging a dude.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:42, Reply)
it's a thing which people with kids have started banging on about
it's basically carrying a baby in a sling, but with a kind of implication that the baby is an accessory.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:45, Reply)
it's basically carrying a baby in a sling, but with a kind of implication that the baby is an accessory.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:45, Reply)
When mummy and daddy have a special grown up cuddle.
It doesn't involve cock in arse.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:14, Reply)
It doesn't involve cock in arse.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:14, Reply)
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