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Good evening Good evening, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:26,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Good afternoon, Good evening
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:28,
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and it's goodnight from him.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:29,
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Going home now.
Good evening.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:31,
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3 mins then I'm orf
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:44,
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bit presumptuous
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:32,
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This is true
I've had better ones, truth be told. Stupid copying database bastard cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:34,
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fuck off dozers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:34,
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Do pills expire?
Found one in my drawer last night from good few months ago now.
Might neck it on Sunday to last a bit longer.
Like a wayward Trebor mint.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:40,
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Might be birth control
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:41,
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up the bum, no babies!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:43,
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bum man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:47,
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You say that, but just you wait.
One day you'll feel like you really need a poo and you'll do a poo and it'll start screaming on the way out and it'll be a poo baby and it'll grow up into a poo man and it'll stink and be relentlessly teased until it kills itself and that'll be on YOUR conscience you fucking degenerate.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:59,
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As a medic, I can confirm this happens, poo babies are everywhere in gay places like London and Manchester, all over the gaff.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:06,
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You're not a medic anymore dear.
A case of the Shipmans had you put right in your place.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:14,
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Still got the license.
Just dispensing booze at the mo. And crisps. And advice to the recently dumped.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:17,
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Why don't you run a malpractice from your pub?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:18,
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Our pub is traditional Olde Worlde English. No browns, trainers, stag nights, homosexuers or women.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:20,
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Can I come?
I promise not to bring any poppers, disco balls or popular music.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:23,
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If you promise not to mince then yes, of course.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:27,
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Ah well, I'll just leave it then.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:37,
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I'm not arsed, but the locals are fond of pitchforks and nooses, sorry and all that.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:46,
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'neese'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:54,
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Im not Sonia from Eastenders.
Though I have blew a few trumpets in my time.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:13,
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THE REFLEX TH-THE REFLEX
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:53,
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Which are you?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:54,
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oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bing bang
oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bang bang.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:57,
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'baby wearing'
FFS, shut the fuck up. any time anyone has anything about this on fb I have to move my fingers from the keyboard to stop from replying
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:14,
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What you on about?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:39,
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I believe she's referring to the time known degenerate Geordie Jay
had a poo baby and smeared it all over himself whilst plugging a dude.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:42,
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it's a thing which people with kids have started banging on about
it's basically carrying a baby in a sling, but with a kind of implication that the baby is an accessory.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:45,
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where did that come from?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:45,
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I fucking despair Jaysum, I do.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:47,
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When mummy and daddy have a special grown up cuddle.
It doesn't involve cock in arse.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:14,
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yeah it does.
and don't you deny it!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:15,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:45,
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Not really, no.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:47,
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how no?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:52,
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