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So who is Baggenfock, and why is he a racist nonce?
Alt, suggestions for the names of two budgies, boy and girl? They're to be my daughters, so she will have ultimate choice, I'm trying to make reasonably sane suggestions.
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Alt, suggestions for the names of two budgies, boy and girl? They're to be my daughters, so she will have ultimate choice, I'm trying to make reasonably sane suggestions.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:57, 118 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What's the age of consent for budgies?
I trust you're not setting up a budgie paedo ring?
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I trust you're not setting up a budgie paedo ring?
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I don't really care either
I need to make sure everybody is absolutely clear on this.
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I need to make sure everybody is absolutely clear on this.
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You could get her into a series of classic litrature by them after two characters in a classic book...
... such as from Lewis Carol or C.S Lewis.
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... such as from Lewis Carol or C.S Lewis.
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That sounds a bit noncy for me, are you a nonce?
I bet your ringtone is that "Thank heaven, for little girls" song.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)
I bet your ringtone is that "Thank heaven, for little girls" song.
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I've never fucked a kid in my life, thank you....
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I bet in Afganastane "You fuck kids" has a totally different meaning - as in, a goat.
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The thinggy itself was alright.
One minute i'm laughing and joking with them, talking about getting some propofol on the side, promising 'not to do a Jackson'... a few seconds later I'm in recovery on my bed thinking I'm at home until I open my eyes. They've done it up well nicely at the Royal Free.
The Diognis was proper fucking shit though, proper fucked up I think from the report - but the consultant will translate it into laymans.
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One minute i'm laughing and joking with them, talking about getting some propofol on the side, promising 'not to do a Jackson'... a few seconds later I'm in recovery on my bed thinking I'm at home until I open my eyes. They've done it up well nicely at the Royal Free.
The Diognis was proper fucking shit though, proper fucked up I think from the report - but the consultant will translate it into laymans.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Cheers, I could be a lot worst though.... I got a roof over my head, food on my plate, that won't ever change unless I do something really stupid...I got skills to make money even with all this, where as most people would be on the scrapheap.
And also, not being all pity-party because I don't feel that way about my health at all - Give me those over being Blind or Death any day - But when you're ill for so long you begin to think it's all phsycological, so it's good to know it's not all in my head.
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And also, not being all pity-party because I don't feel that way about my health at all - Give me those over being Blind or Death any day - But when you're ill for so long you begin to think it's all phsycological, so it's good to know it's not all in my head.
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I was in Manchester the other week, and got her a lovely old illustrated copy of Wind in the Willow, a favourite of
Ratty and Mole?
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Ratty and Mole?
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Yeah', that'll do nicely, can theme out their cage a bit in the theme too...
... like you could get some dolls-house toys and make it like Thinggy Mansion. They'd shit all over it, don't know if that'd work, but maybe.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
... like you could get some dolls-house toys and make it like Thinggy Mansion. They'd shit all over it, don't know if that'd work, but maybe.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
Who cares?
They'll only get murdered by your staff when they find out that you can't afford to pay them anyway.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)
They'll only get murdered by your staff when they find out that you can't afford to pay them anyway.
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What do Muslim kids learn at school?
(a) heading
(b)heading
(c)heading
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(a) heading
(b)heading
(c)heading
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
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I suggested frog and swipw, as it was the picture of a budgie wearing a hat which gave her the idea. Thankfully she said no.
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Why would you suggest that? You are fucking mental and dangerously unstable.
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How about "Baggenfock fucks kids" and "Baggenfock hates niggers?"
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Domestic abuse expert and criminal Bill Sikes and his prostitute girlfriend Nancy.
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Turns out Bill Sykes was actually a particularly forward-looking amateur economist.
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I always read catwring as cat wiring
This brings up an excellent mental image of a RoboCat
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This brings up an excellent mental image of a RoboCat
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There's a very real danger of people thinking that his kids have downs if they tell anyone about them.
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Thunderise sounds a bit too metal for a mere budgie, thinking about it.
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Top tip: Give them names ending in y, apparently it's easier for them to say if they learn to talk.
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No, apart from he can say 'I'm bored with this thread now and will perhaps continue my participation when another arrives'
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even his own children find him sexually repellent
In spite of his best efforts.
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In spite of his best efforts.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)
You're cruising for a fucking 2.0ing sunshine
Then you'll be sorry
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Then you'll be sorry
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They don't do them in the vending machine.
Two's a bit much, anyway. I'm only a bit fat :(
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Two's a bit much, anyway. I'm only a bit fat :(
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This is my choc treat for the afternoon.
www.cadbury.co.uk/products/Cola-Pretzel-Honeycomb-4032?p=4032
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www.cadbury.co.uk/products/Cola-Pretzel-Honeycomb-4032?p=4032
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Fred and Rose
*edit* fuck, fuck you monty, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)
*edit* fuck, fuck you monty, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)
So she has named two birds after two pigs?
Look I know battered says mocking someones kids is out of bounds on b3ta but I think your kid might be retarded and if I were you I would keep her away from sharp objects.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Look I know battered says mocking someones kids is out of bounds on b3ta but I think your kid might be retarded and if I were you I would keep her away from sharp objects.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Beggenfock Beggenfock riding through the glen
Beggenfock Beggenfock with his band of men
Unfunny Prick
Failure of a Troll
Beggenfock Beggenfock Beggenfock
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Beggenfock Beggenfock with his band of men
Unfunny Prick
Failure of a Troll
Beggenfock Beggenfock Beggenfock
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So you have named two birds after two pigs?
Look I know battered says mocking someones parents is out of bounds on b3ta but I think her dad might be retarded and if I were you I would keep him away from sharp objects.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Look I know battered says mocking someones parents is out of bounds on b3ta but I think her dad might be retarded and if I were you I would keep him away from sharp objects.
( , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
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