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So who is Baggenfock, and why is he a racist nonce?
Alt, suggestions for the names of two budgies, boy and girl? They're to be my daughters, so she will have ultimate choice, I'm trying to make reasonably sane suggestions.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:57,
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Bert and Berts sister
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:58,
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They are non related, so can legally do budgie sex.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:01,
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What's the age of consent for budgies?
I trust you're not setting up a budgie paedo ring?
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:14,
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Boy budgie is 15 months, girlis a year old.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:22,
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Demand sex equality for budgies!
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:23,
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Starsky and Hutch
Stan and Ollie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:02,
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Dempsey and Makepeace.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:46,
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Gizmo and Gadget
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:03,
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Don't know and don't care
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:07,
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Not bad...
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:10,
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I don't really care either
I need to make sure everybody is absolutely clear on this.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:10,
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Clear as day
Although we don't really care.
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:13,
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You could get her into a series of classic litrature by them after two characters in a classic book...
... such as from Lewis Carol or C.S Lewis.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:10,
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Mr Happy & Little Miss happy?
Cunning!
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:12,
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That sounds a bit noncy for me, are you a nonce?
I bet your ringtone is that "Thank heaven, for little girls" song.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:15,
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thats baggonfock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:16,
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I've never fucked a kid in my life, thank you....
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2380364
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:17,
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I bet in Afganastane "You fuck kids" has a totally different meaning - as in, a goat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:26,
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HOW WAS YOUR COLONOSCAPY
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:27,
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The thinggy itself was alright.
One minute i'm laughing and joking with them, talking about getting some propofol on the side, promising 'not to do a Jackson'... a few seconds later I'm in recovery on my bed thinking I'm at home until I open my eyes. They've done it up well nicely at the Royal Free.
The Diognis was proper fucking shit though, proper fucked up I think from the report - but the consultant will translate it into laymans.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:38,
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Sorry to hear that mate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:42,
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Cheers, I could be a lot worst though.... I got a roof over my head, food on my plate, that won't ever change unless I do something really stupid...I got skills to make money even with all this, where as most people would be on the scrapheap.
And also, not being all pity-party because I don't feel that way about my health at all - Give me those over being Blind or Death any day - But when you're ill for so long you begin to think it's all phsycological, so it's good to know it's not all in my head.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:48,
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I was in Manchester the other week, and got her a lovely old illustrated copy of Wind in the Willow, a favourite of
Ratty and Mole?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:16,
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Or Dog and Cat
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:18,
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Yeah', that'll do nicely, can theme out their cage a bit in the theme too...
... like you could get some dolls-house toys and make it like Thinggy Mansion. They'd shit all over it, don't know if that'd work, but maybe.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:25,
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Toad Hall?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:27,
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That's the one
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:34,
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Who cares?
They'll only get murdered by your staff when they find out that you can't afford to pay them anyway.
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:11,
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CUNTFUCKBASTARD and SHITWANKTWAT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:11,
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Good solid northern names!
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:12,
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DONT TALK ABOUT MY BROTHER LIKE THAT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:13,
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haha!
Your brother has a girls name!
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:14,
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*phones SHITWANKTWAT to give Munsta a good shoeing*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:15,
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shoe behead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:15,
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Alluh Ackbar!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:17,
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What do Muslim kids learn at school?
(a) heading
(b)heading
(c)heading
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20,
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ITS A TRAP!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:21,
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Dave and George
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:12,
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Spunk Buzzard and Owl Tits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:12,
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:14,
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I suggested frog and swipw, as it was the picture of a budgie wearing a hat which gave her the idea. Thankfully she said no.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:17,
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Why would you suggest that? You are fucking mental and dangerously unstable.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20,
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Fucking hell mate.
Get some help.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:21,
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Budgie A / Budgie B
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:14,
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He cant name them after my testicles that would be weird
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:16,
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How about "Baggenfock fucks kids" and "Baggenfock hates niggers?"
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:16,
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Naomi and Rihanna
though he doesn't like blackbirds
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:17,
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Domestic abuse expert and criminal Bill Sikes and his prostitute girlfriend Nancy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:19,
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Turns out Bill Sykes was actually a particularly forward-looking amateur economist.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:21,
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How about Helicooter and Thunderise?
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20,
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Fax and Cbeese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20,
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you can't just steal the names of Pj's kids
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:21,
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Camping fax and catwring
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:21,
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Bank and rupt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:22,
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I always read catwring as cat wiring
This brings up an excellent mental image of a RoboCat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:22,
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There's a very real danger of people thinking that his kids have downs if they tell anyone about them.
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Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:22,
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Thunderise sounds a bit too metal for a mere budgie, thinking about it.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:23,
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Endgültige and Lösung
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20,
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Copy and Paste
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:24,
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i typed the 'and' akshully
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:25,
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Top tip: Give them names ending in y, apparently it's easier for them to say if they learn to talk.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:22,
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fanny and willy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:23,
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Exactly
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:23,
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cunty & wanky
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:24,
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^tggi
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:24,
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Can lemmy talk?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:29,
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No, apart from he can say 'I'm bored with this thread now and will perhaps continue my participation when another arrives'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:32,
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even his own children find him sexually repellent
In spite of his best efforts.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:33,
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You're cruising for a fucking 2.0ing sunshine
Then you'll be sorry
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:37,
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I might get a Double Decker.
Can't decide.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:36,
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get a the double decker duo you fat internet cunt#
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:43,
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They don't do them in the vending machine.
Two's a bit much, anyway. I'm only a bit fat :(
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:45,
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bit gay^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:52,
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This is my choc treat for the afternoon.
www.cadbury.co.uk/products/Cola-Pretzel-Honeycomb-4032?p=4032
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:49,
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i have a tabngerine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:49,
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Needs more chocolate.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:53,
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Sam Malone and Dr John Becker
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:38,
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Dr Sam Beckett and Al.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:39,
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Inspector Frederick Abberline and Cry-Baby
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:42,
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Doctor Indiana Jones and Short Round
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:42,
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Vincent Benedict and Louie De Palma
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:43,
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How about PhillieJoes kids names
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:42,
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Fred and Rose
*edit* fuck, fuck you monty, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:43,
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Henry Lee Lucas and Otis Toole
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:45,
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She's settled on Pinky and Perky, for the moment anyhow.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:45,
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they're budgies, not tits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:46,
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So she has named two birds after two pigs?
Look I know battered says mocking someones kids is out of bounds on b3ta but I think your kid might be retarded and if I were you I would keep her away from sharp objects.
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:48,
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like baggenfock's cock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:49,
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Beggenfock Beggenfock riding through the glen
Beggenfock Beggenfock with his band of men
Unfunny Prick
Failure of a Troll
Beggenfock Beggenfock Beggenfock
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:51,
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No! Not that!
Anything but that!
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:55,
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It was me that suggested it.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:54,
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pervert
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:55,
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11 on TSS
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:01,
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So you have named two birds after two pigs?
Look I know battered says mocking someones parents is out of bounds on b3ta but I think her dad might be retarded and if I were you I would keep him away from sharp objects.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:10,
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Perky The Brain
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:00,
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Ron and Jeremy
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:49,
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Billy The Kid and The Green Baize Vampire
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:59,
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Bill and Teds worst thread ever
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Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:01,
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Beggenfock has already beaten that record.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:03,
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Hugin and Munin
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:53,
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