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	 Aside from Thursday's sock update later, what will be the highlight of your day?
	Aside from Thursday's sock update later, what will be the highlight of your day?
 	Alt: alright
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:17,
	
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	 being mean to nobbers like you, online
	being mean to nobbers like you, online
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:19,
	
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	 You might win todays round of the sock competition, mine are quite horrible.
	You might win todays round of the sock competition, mine are quite horrible.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:20,
	
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	 mine are Davidson tartan
	mine are Davidson tartan
 	I have this autistic thing where if I don't wear a Scottish themed item of clothing every day, I get anxiety attacks.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:22,
	
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	 You need to start entering the competition, you might be in with a shout with those badmen
	You need to start entering the competition, you might be in with a shout with those badmen
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:24,
	
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	 nah I couldn't take part in a sock competition
	nah I couldn't take part in a sock competition
 	Foot fetish innit. I'd end up wanking myself into a Cranley lather.
That sort of event is frowned on in restricted advice firms.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:27,
	
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	 Ah just as well as your socks sound rubbish and I was trolling you.
	Ah just as well as your socks sound rubbish and I was trolling you.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:28,
	
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	 just as well my socks are plain black and I don't really have a thing for feet.
	just as well my socks are plain black and I don't really have a thing for feet.
 	Except for Sian Williams' feet, I'm only human.
TROLLED AGAIN!!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:33,
	
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	 I knew you were lying though, and trolled you into admitting it.
	I knew you were lying though, and trolled you into admitting it.
 	DOUBLE BLUFF TROLLED!!!
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:35,
	
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	 I trolled you into suspecting I was lying, then set a troll trap which you fell into.
 	Feet first!
	I trolled you into suspecting I was lying, then set a troll trap which you fell into.
 	Feet first!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:36,
	
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	 The sooner the universe at large and b3ta qotw in particular
	The sooner the universe at large and b3ta qotw in particular
 	realises that this sort of exchange means you've both lost, the better things will be.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:25,
	
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	 ^ upset
	^ upset
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:59,
	
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	 I've just been phoned by the local rag to do an interview about the lack of gps and possible surgery .closures. Dunno how they got my details. If I do it, it'll be the secondary highlight of the day.
	I've just been phoned by the local rag to do an interview about the lack of gps and possible surgery .closures. Dunno how they got my details. If I do it, it'll be the secondary highlight of the day.
 	The main highlight will be giving the virtues a grape each.  They played grape football yesterday,  it amused us :)
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:23,
	
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	 virtues
	virtues
 	Cycling ave.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:24,
	
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	 Budgies=virtues in predictive text.
	Budgies=virtues in predictive text.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:29,
	
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	 What kind of ancient technology uses predictive text these days?
	What kind of ancient technology uses predictive text these days?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:31,
	
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	 Phone. It kicks in on certain websites, including B3ta.
	Phone. It kicks in on certain websites, including B3ta.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:34,
	
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	 What kind of ancient phone still uses predictive text?
	What kind of ancient phone still uses predictive text?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:35,
	
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	 Motorola Startac.
	Motorola Startac.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:37,
	
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	 what kind of tosser doesn't check what they've typed before posting it?
	what kind of tosser doesn't check what they've typed before posting it?
 	A bent tosser.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:34,
	
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	 Shut up dozer.
	Shut up dozer.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:51,
	
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	 What kind of fat-fingered prick assumes it's the phone's fault when he hits the wrong letter?
	What kind of fat-fingered prick assumes it's the phone's fault when he hits the wrong letter?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:53,
	
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	 Doctor Bent Troll
	Doctor Bent Troll
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:58,
	
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	 Nakers
	Nakers
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:06,
	
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	 our virtue is scared of grapes
	our virtue is scared of grapes
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:52,
	
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	 I dont believe anyone here has their virtue left intact
	I dont believe anyone here has their virtue left intact 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:29,
	
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	 Going to see two of Monty's favourite bands tonight
	Going to see two of Monty's favourite bands tonight
 	I just hope his brother doesn't give me drugsaids
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:47,
	
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	 Who are playing?
	Who are playing?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:50,
	
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	 Two of Monty's favourite bands
	Two of Monty's favourite bands
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:54,
	
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	 primal scream and arab strap?
	primal scream and arab strap?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:50,
	
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	 alice and head?
	alice and head?
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:58,
	
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	 aids and on the run
	aids and on the run
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:03,
	
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	 elastic and brass?
	elastic and brass?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:05,
	
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	 * does wanker hand gesture *
	* does wanker hand gesture *
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:06,
	
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	 Absolutely fuck all
	Absolutely fuck all
 	Though I did have rather a good night's sleep
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:09,
	
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	 I fell out of bed the other night
	I fell out of bed the other night
 	I wasn't even drunk for once!
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:10,
	
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	 I keep doing the "jump" thing where you think you are about to fall out and wake yourself up
	I keep doing the "jump" thing where you think you are about to fall out and wake yourself up
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:14,
	
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	 That's a hypnic jerk
	That's a hypnic jerk
 	(and not your astral body leaving your mortal shell as the first hit on google suggested)
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:30,
	
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	 YOUR a hypnic jerk
	YOUR a hypnic jerk
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:30,
	
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	 myoclonic
	myoclonic
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:36,
	
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	 hypnagogic
	hypnagogic
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 GREASED LIGHTNING!
	GREASED LIGHTNING!
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 Hahaha!
	Hahaha!
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:58,
	
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	 NDITB
	NDITB
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:42,
	
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	 Anything other than plain black socks is "a bit gay mate"
	Anything other than plain black socks is "a bit gay mate"
 	I expect the highlight of my day will be chicken.
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:13,
	
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	 *chicken fives*
	*chicken fives*
 	Roast corn-fed chicken legs this evening
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:14,
	
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	 How do you feed its legs?
	How do you feed its legs?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:20,
	
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	 Its kneesy
	Its kneesy
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:22,
	
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	 Thanks for that Mr Patel(la)
	Thanks for that Mr Patel(la)
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:24,
	
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	 I don't start work for ten minutes and I've already got on the wrong side of the payroll manager.
	I don't start work for ten minutes and I've already got on the wrong side of the payroll manager.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:19,
	
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	 That doesn't rhyme
	That doesn't rhyme
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:21,
	
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	 Perhaps if you'd gone to gay poetry college for gay poets
	Perhaps if you'd gone to gay poetry college for gay poets
 	you'd recognise a deconstructed rhythmic verse when you saw one.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:32,
	
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	 sounds a bit Pynchonesque m8
	sounds a bit Pynchonesque m8
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:34,
	
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	 Theres a guy are work who calls everyone "mate" it sounds a bit passive agressive.
	Theres a guy are work who calls everyone "mate" it sounds a bit passive agressive.
 	I prefer FRIEND!
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37,
	
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	 I prefer 'Good evening *wanker hand gesture* bankrupt payroll fraud patron wine stowford press restraining order anger management terrified wife'
	I prefer 'Good evening *wanker hand gesture* bankrupt payroll fraud patron wine stowford press restraining order anger management terrified wife'
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:39,
	
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	 Yeh well I googled Gay poetry rules for gay poets on the googles and it said poems don't have to rhyme
	Yeh well I googled Gay poetry rules for gay poets on the googles and it said poems don't have to rhyme
 	it also awarded me an A*+ for my world changing Baggenfock poem!
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:34,
	
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	 Poems don't have to rhyme.
	Poems don't have to rhyme. 
 	However yours was trying and failing. There's a world of difference between those two poles, daddio.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37,
	
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	 I can't have been trying to rhyme, the words clearly didn't rhyme you said so yourself
	I can't have been trying to rhyme, the words clearly didn't rhyme you said so yourself
 	they were as different as jam and cream.
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:46,
	
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	 I jammed my cream in YM last night
	I jammed my cream in YM last night
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:47,
	
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	 Yeh well I marmaladed my cock up YM's arse last night!
	Yeh well I marmaladed my cock up YM's arse last night!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:50,
	
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	 Oh, the old back-pedally back-pedal.
	Oh, the old back-pedally back-pedal.
 	You were trying to rhyme, you didn't. You're a failure of a human being.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:48,
	
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	 No actually I think you will find that I was trolling the trolls
	No actually I think you will find that I was trolling the trolls
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:48,
	
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	 METATROOL
	METATROOL
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:52,
	
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	 not in my top ten transformers
	not in my top ten transformers 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:55,
	
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	 Worst blues song ever
	Worst blues song ever
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:22,
	
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	 Having dinner with my Dad at Buen Ayre this evening
	Having dinner with my Dad at Buen Ayre this evening
 	lots of delicious meat. 
And then dinner.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:23,
	
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	 What's the vegetarian option?
	What's the vegetarian option?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:24,
	
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	 A glass of water.
	A glass of water.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:29,
	
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	 Alright Lusty, do you do vegetarian food at your place?
	Alright Lusty, do you do vegetarian food at your place?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:31,
	
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	 At the bar I'm in now?
	At the bar I'm in now?
 	Not really. It's not the most inspiring menu though.
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:32,
	
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	 I'll just have a pint then
	I'll just have a pint then
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:34,
	
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	 When are you there?
	When are you there?
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37,
	
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	 Oh I'm not, I'm just imagining I'm not here
	Oh I'm not, I'm just imagining I'm not here
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:38,
	
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	 Oh right,
	Oh right, 
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:40,
	
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	 I'm not at your bar either, FYI
	I'm not at your bar either, FYI
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:54,
	
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	 Neither am I.
	Neither am I.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:56,
	
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	 I think we're all far more well-rounded people for having this knowledge.
	I think we're all far more well-rounded people for having this knowledge.
 	Well done, everyone.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:04,
	
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	 and a punch in the face
	and a punch in the face
 	Hi Lusty!
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:43,
	
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	 alright.
	alright.
 	
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 wanderlust
 wanderlust, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:49,
	
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	 Finally science starts doing something useful.
	Finally science starts doing something useful.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:34,
	
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	 Maths will always prove Cornwall>Devon
	Maths will always prove Cornwall>Devon
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:35,
	
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	 You're all Dumnonian hill-billy six-toes to me, m8.
	You're all Dumnonian hill-billy six-toes to me, m8.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:38,
	
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	 You say Dumnonian like its an insult.
	You say Dumnonian like its an insult.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:39,
	
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	 I do. I do, indeed.
	I do. I do, indeed.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:40,
	
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	 Same thing innit?
	Same thing innit? 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:39,
	
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	 Except for the scones, yeh.
	Except for the scones, yeh.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:40,
	
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	 Do you need special socks to accomodate the extra toes?
	Do you need special socks to accomodate the extra toes?
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 Contrary to popular belief I'm afraid I have just 5 toes on each foot,
	Contrary to popular belief I'm afraid I have just 5 toes on each foot,
 	Have never fucked my sister and know nothing about farming.
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:45,
	
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	 Or spelling
	Or spelling
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:50,
	
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	 ^overpowering lack of self-awareness^
	^overpowering lack of self-awareness^
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:51,
	
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	 Who puts a layer of jam down first when building a sandcastle?
	Who puts a layer of jam down first when building a sandcastle?
 	This is all clearly nonsense
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:37,
	
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	 This will be why your sandcastles wash away
	This will be why your sandcastles wash away
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:40,
	
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	 No I think it's the sea
	No I think it's the sea
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 Bob Marley made good sandcastles
	Bob Marley made good sandcastles
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:45,
	
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	 Thanks for voting for reply 2382000!
	Thanks for voting for reply 2382000!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:49,
	
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	 trips
	trips
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:57,
	
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	 FOBT4C
	FOBT4C
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:58,
	
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	 totes hacking your 'cloud' for nudes now
	totes hacking your 'cloud' for nudes now
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:00,
	
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	 Please don't I have loads of nudes in my icloud
	Please don't I have loads of nudes in my icloud 
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:04,
	
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	 check 'em
	check 'em
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:00,
	
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	 university of sheffield?
	university of sheffield?
 	SHEFFIELD?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:54,
	
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	 Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were one of the elitist pricks.
	Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were one of the elitist pricks.
 	I mean I already knew you voted tory but I assumed that as you were with frog you couldn't be that bad.
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:58,
	
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	 She's just desperate to convince people that she got her degree from somewhere posh.
	She's just desperate to convince people that she got her degree from somewhere posh. 
 	If people realised that she went to one of the dodgy places that only exist to give Indians fake visas, her career would be fucked.
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:05,
	
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	 I got a degree somewhere posh and its not helped me any
	I got a degree somewhere posh and its not helped me any
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:16,
	
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	 something something healing something
	something something healing something
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:20,
	
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	 Yes my socks heal my feet, so fucking what? I learned about them in my posh uni
	Yes my socks heal my feet, so fucking what? I learned about them in my posh uni
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:27,
	
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	 which place?
	which place?
 	i have 3 fake visas, from 3 different places.
in your face.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:18,
	
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	 You should be deported.
	You should be deported. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:33,
	
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	 Plain grey socks today, mate.
	Plain grey socks today, mate.
 	My life is an endless rush of excitement in choosing between plain black socks, plain grey socks of various shades, or black socks with a colored toe and heel.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:33,
	
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	 I have some black with a coloured toe or heal
	I have some black with a coloured toe or heal
 	but they said I was being racist so I have to call the coloured bit black as well. Its so confusing.
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:36,
	
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	 They make your feet better?
	They make your feet better?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:45,
	
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	 heel
	heel
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:57,
	
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	 Sporters already pointed that out you unoriginal bastard
	Sporters already pointed that out you unoriginal bastard
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:59,
	
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	 shut up worzel
	shut up worzel
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:19,
	
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	 Fuck off back to your shit uni ranga
	Fuck off back to your shit uni ranga 
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:27,
	
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	 My socks are black with some kind of blue fleur de lis on them
	My socks are black with some kind of blue fleur de lis on them
 	I've now had some bagels so all is good
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:35,
	
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	 Typical Jew
	Typical Jew
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:39,
	
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	 *checks foreskin*
	*checks foreskin*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 You keep it in your wallet?
	You keep it in your wallet? 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:42,
	
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	 Of course, I'm Jewish
	Of course, I'm Jewish
 	I dont give anything away
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:44,
	
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	 M.O.T.
	M.O.T.  
 	member of the Tribe
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	 My member is uncut, thank you very much
	My member is uncut, thank you very much
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:58,
	
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	 What happens to the foreskins the rabbis trim off? I'm afraid to google it.
	What happens to the foreskins the rabbis trim off? I'm afraid to google it.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:59,
	
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	 The only bacon they'll ever eat....
	The only bacon they'll ever eat....
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:59,
	
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	 Jew bacon :((
	Jew bacon :((
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:05,
	
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	 Jeacon
	Jeacon
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:09,
	
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	 Deacon
	Deacon
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:09,
	
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	 shoe or blue?
	shoe or blue?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:12,
	
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	 Joey.
	Joey.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:14,
	
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	 Shoe then
	Shoe then
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:15,
	
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	 ?
	?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:20,
	
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	 He famously threw his shoe in the sea on a Blue Peter episode
	He famously threw his shoe in the sea on a Blue Peter episode
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:27,
	
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	 They sow them together
	They sow them together 
 	and make luggage out of them.  If you rub a wallet it turns into an overnight bag.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:01,
	
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	 baw+
	baw+
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:02,
	
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	 isitthursday.org/
	 
 	isitthursday.org/
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:51,
	
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	 I like this
	I like this
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:53,
	
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	 I like YOU. Coming out to play?
	I like YOU. Coming out to play?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:57,
	
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	 Yay!
	Yay!
 	*stops scripting work and runs around outside*
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:59,
	
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	 *tigs* you're it!
	*tigs* you're it!
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:04,
	
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	 tgtigsit^
	tgtigsit^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:08,
	
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	 Way to point out that it's not Friday, chap.
	Way to point out that it's not Friday, chap.
 	Now I'm miserable.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:54,
	
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	 isitfriday.org/
	 
 	isitfriday.org/
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:56,
	
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	 heaven knows
	heaven knows
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:26,
	
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	 My ring's twitching. It feels funny.
	My ring's twitching. It feels funny.
 	Please help.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:05,
	
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	 Stand in front of a miror, and say 'Jaysums' three times.
	Stand in front of a miror, and say 'Jaysums' three times.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:07,
	
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	 his anus is hungry for cock
	his anus is hungry for cock
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:08,
	
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	 I don'tknow if he  gives or takes. Gaz him will you?
	I don'tknow if he  gives or takes. Gaz him will you?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:13,
	
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	 he dunt take
	he dunt take
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:14,
	
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	 :O
	:O
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:21,
	
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	 typical black hating lesbo.
	typical black hating lesbo.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:22,
	
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	 she sounds like such a horrific woman
	she sounds like such a horrific woman
 	i hope her cunt dries up
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:25,
	
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	 They all do swipey, they all do
	They all do swipey, they all do
 	#HRT #stillawoman #bloobloo
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:28,
	
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	 #lols
	#lols
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:38,
	
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	 I hope 10 hard pipe smoking brothers gang rape her.
	I hope 10 hard pipe smoking brothers gang rape her.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:28,
	
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	 in the cunt and mouth.
	in the cunt and mouth.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:29,
	
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	 hahah
	hahah
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:29,
	
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	 *jails stumped poster for 18 weeks*
	*jails stumped poster for 18 weeks*
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:29,
	
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	 you'll never take me alive.
	you'll never take me alive.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:38,
	
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	 moat poster^
	moat poster^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:43,
	
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	 No sock update yet then :(
	No sock update yet then :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:34,
	
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	 hold onto your hat snakeypoos
	hold onto your hat snakeypoos
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:38,
	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:40,
	
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	 it's gone all big again...
	it's gone all big again...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:42,
	
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	 Fucking hell.
	Fucking hell. 
 	You've got Mr. Men shoes!
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:42,
	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:43,
	
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	 has got style^
	has got style^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:45,
	
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	 He's naked apart from hat and shoes
	He's naked apart from hat and shoes
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:00,
	
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	 *winks*
	*winks*
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:00,
	
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	 POW! WINTER PATTERN IN GHASTLY COLOURS
	POW! WINTER PATTERN IN GHASTLY COLOURS
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:45,
	
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	 i feel like I should take my shoes off for tomorrows input
	i feel like I should take my shoes off for tomorrows input
 	I'm on the look out for some "fairisle" socks
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:46,
	
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	 My favourite but sadly departed pair had a pattern described as 'pub carpet' on the packaging. They were brown and orange.
	My favourite but sadly departed pair had a pattern described as 'pub carpet' on the packaging. They were brown and orange.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:48,
	
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	 cross channel ferry chic
	cross channel ferry chic
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:49,
	
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	 Might go with a bold stripe tomorrow, need to formulate my game plan for victory.
	Might go with a bold stripe tomorrow, need to formulate my game plan for victory.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:50,
	
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	 On Friday's all bets are off
	On Friday's all bets are off
 	BRING IT BITCH
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:51,
	
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	 Also congratulations on a fine orange cuff today.
	Also congratulations on a fine orange cuff today.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:51,
	
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	 toes and heel as well of course
	toes and heel as well of course
 	I wonder where everyone has gone?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:53,
	
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	 Jelly of our sock skills, run away crying
	 Jelly of our sock skills, run away crying
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:02,
	
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	 Once you've gone black, you never go back
	Once you've gone black, you never go back
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:03,
	
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	 Too right. I'm not too keen on this homo erotic sock talk.
	Too right. I'm not too keen on this homo erotic sock talk.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:09,
	
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	 Fucking twitching too much to sit still, ain't i.
	Fucking twitching too much to sit still, ain't i.
 	
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 Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:13,
	
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