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Well this is good!!!Well, Im officially not liking being back on the dating scene. It's all about separating the wheat from the chavs.
Give us your best/worst dating experiences.
What would your ideal date be?
(Yes Im using you for market research)
alt. Favourite toy/game as a kid or best present you ever got
altalt lunch or saink, you fat pigs.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:22,
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latest was 10 years ago)
My ideal 'date' would probably be a fat, bald, gay potatohead in a vest(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:26,
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DAMN!!I really wanted to date a bean curd eating, whispy paedo beard, made up instrument playing, yoghurt-knit slack wearing, yurt prick :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:28,
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Yes, things you haven't heard of must have been made up(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:35,
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They were all made from kitchen oddments.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:37,
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Well I find the best way to get to know a person is to go out for a few drinks, Leading onto a meal etc. I find unconventional dates can be more fun. Open to ideas!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:28,
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Cor!Yeah i'm the same.
Anyone who picks the cinema as a first date is a prick.
Yeah, let's sit in silence for 2 hours.
I went on a first date to a farm once, that was different.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:30,
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I know you're the same, I copied it from your profile.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:30,
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I see your profession is 'Managerial', didn't they have a 'Team Leader' option?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:35,
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Oh man, Plenty of Fish won't open on my work internets It's like they don't want me to find love :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:37,
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Have you seen that when Jason posts a pic on Twitter it brings up a handy location map so you can see where he works AND where he lives!!??(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:39,
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I don't follow him, I only look him up when one of you mentions something he may have done(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:39,
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My twitter feed is just Jason posting selfies and Nakers pleading with celebrities to acknowledge him(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:41,
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Nah I don't really look at it do I, it's boring. My internet presence is pretty much just beeta.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:42,
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I love presents.I have them all on my mobile, it passes the time.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:45,
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Oh right, I'm on them but I hardly ever post anything bar the occasional sarcastic comment once every few months.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:51,
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Ive never seen you on my twitter feed. i follow a lot of people mind.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:55,
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I don;t think I've ever done a tweet that wasn't a reply and I've only done about 6 of them. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:57,
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Really?I must be following the wrong @MEATSNAKE. You're probably not black either.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:05,
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with natty dreads?I think you'll find that's Jeff.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:16,
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that terrapin photo was FOR YOU!*does a monty*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:33,
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Does it? Well you all know where I live anyway?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:40,
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I've put a stop to that. The link, not the bedsit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:42,
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Good thinking, I didn't really look it up but it appeared to be quite specific.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:43,
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B3ta party at my crib! I promise not to roofie anyone.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:45,
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That's why I don't do much social mediaing, bit mad innit. I'd probably end up posting my bank deets or saink.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:46,
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How was your date with Dozer?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:52,
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Ideal date would be Minnie Driver. alt: Team Murray BMX and a few years later a Diamond Back.
altalt: noodles and dumplings and it's fucking delicious.
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I had a Diamond Back and allThey were well cool
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:39,
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Have you triedWww.dateswithdowns.com
Don't even worry if they're gay or not, those fellas will hump anything
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:47,
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Bless.I think they should stick to their own.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:51,
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He puts lipstick on it. And they have a passionate kiss afterwards. (, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:58, Reply)
do you make your toddler daughter wear heels when you're fucking her?That's what I heard anyway.
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My ideal date would be heavy drinkingfollowed by some anti-social cock-grind "dancing" at a cheap, dank night club followed by a fingering in the park.
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Kroney, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:49,
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altalt: Chicken and sweetcorn pitta#chickenthursday
We could start a twitter appeal for you if you like #GAYS4JAY
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:04,
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Doing the old "pull a bird" in a nightclubGet her number to arrange a date the next night and forget her name and what she looks like. I managed that a few times.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:16,
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A good date should just be going for a drink or a meal or somethingPlenty of time to talk and laugh, get to know them. After that you can smash their back doors in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:22,
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well it was three weeks leading up to it. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:22,
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You have an unhealthy obsession with underage sex.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:51,
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...says the man who searched google for preteen hardcore from his work computer(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:56, Reply)
because I wasn't aware of what it meant, you deviant.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:11,
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I bet when they sweep your computer it makes Saville look like a saint!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:21,
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My best present will be this Xmas when I get an ecosphere and I VANT TO BITE YOUR FINGER(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:25,
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I don't care, I'd be very pleased with the smallest one. I doubt I will get either of these things really but it's nice to dream.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:28,
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I cannot think of a single thing I want for my birthday or Christmas(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:29,
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I hate people like youI'm the easiest person in the world to buy for and I'm shit at buying presents for others.
If you don't know what you want, how the fuck is anyone else supposed to?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:31,
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I'll end up with a shirt or something(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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Shit present.And it's more than you deserve.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:36,
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Me too, to be honest. I have things I like but not that I'd actually really really want. I struggle for ideas for Xmas then two weeks later it;s my birthday and I repeat the process.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:30,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:33,
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It would be a great present for off topix though, you bullies would love that(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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Is she taking you anywhere nice for your first anniversary?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:35,
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And then how long do you give it after that?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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Gosh, I really don't know, it's hard to know the shelf life of these things isn't it?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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I will be quite sad when it happens, I think you make a lovely couple(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:43,
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I wouldn't want to go out with some wheat, that's for sureGoing for a drink is a design classic. Have a chat, get a bit drunk, etc.
Alt: Action figures. I always loved action figures. He-Man, Star Wars, thundercats, bravestarr. And others.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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I think it's a bit different for the gaysIt's all meeting in public toilets and that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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Do you have to get your bum out?Because I don't think my bum is that nice
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:37,
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I'm not sure of the protocol, I think it might be willies first(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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I had the Princeand his flying beetle thing and a couple of the other figuresMy cousin had the tarantula
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:36,
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We also had CenturionsI had the green one, he had the blue one.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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I liked manta force, for sheer quantity of figures.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:41,
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I was out shagging birds and getting stoned when that came out. Soz(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:59, Reply)
I accept your apology for being much much much older than me although it really wasn't necessary. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:00,
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You're welcome. I bet all your little friends made you play Viper Squad because they hated you.
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You didn't have any friends until you were in your thirties when you finally made one by pretending to have the same birthday to give you something in common.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:08,
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Was that the one wth holograms in their chest?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:00,
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Nah, that was Supernaturalswww.virtualtoychest.com/centurions/centurions.html
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:04,
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Never been on a date in my life, so I'm no help to you. Sorry.Alt: I was mad for Sindy when I was a nipper. I also loved getting book tokens, because I was a very sad person even then.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:24,
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Afternoon, kidder.I'm trying to psych myself up to get ready for work, but I'm fucking hanging. And my knees have been throbbing since yesterday.
/old lady problems
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:30,
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Book tokens?what are they, like vouchers for waterstones?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:28,
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Lunch was two seeded bagels with pate onBetter than I expected, TBH.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:25,
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Click for "separating the wheat from the chavs"...although apparently it's been around since 2004 #outoftouch
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That is some MIGHTY lurkage(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:42,
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Fuck that shit, yoIt can go
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:47,
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Right, well...This has been fun, as always.
I'm off to get ready for work. I'll catch you later, retards.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:50,
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