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Come on team!Last thread of the working week.
Best and worst parts of this week? Looking forward to? Dreading?
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Anniversaries - are you any good at remembering them? Consequences of forgetting?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:40,
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Today has been a shocker. I lost my legendary cool in Lloyds at lunchtime. They won't shut a joint account with a zero balance that has been dormant for 5 years. Well I say that, they are now.
Anniversaries - i ent married so it's moot. I manage to remember her birthday.
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For this exact reason we have a Halifax account with 68p in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:48,
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Is it just me soppy enough to remember the date we met then?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:48,
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I remember, becasue I have toI can never remember the girls birthdays, or my brother's and dad's
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:50,
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You shouldn't have to remember your brother's and dad'sbecause you're not screaming poofs.
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My dad and I are never particularly bothered, and neither of us is offended if the other 'forgets'. Maybe we're just miserable cunts.
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I bet your dad always sends you a lolwakki Moonpig card. And some perfume gift wrapped with shiny little ribbons tied in bows.
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I have to thank Paul Weller for putting on such a shit gig that I walked out and went down the quayside instead(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:57,
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YesI had to wait in the queue for AGES
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:06,
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Still smarting from the kick in the balls you got?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:54,
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At least I have testicles. Taken any Chelsea buns to work recently, you massive chutney?
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I shall also be getting my "cook" on this weekend(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:03,
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Nah, might do some baking this weekend thoughThinknig of doing this: www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/recipe/hummingbird-cake/
But if you don't want any...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:57,
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I get anniversary, birthday and valantines day all on the same week. It's great: I only have to use up one pizza express voucher.
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Yeah, but that means you only get one sex a year then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:49,
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im looking forward to having fish and chips for 'supper'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:04,
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I don't like fish innitI mean I can eat battered cod, but it don'#t taste of much
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:07,
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it's nicer when you get if fresh from the seaside like what i do sometimes, you should have haddock or pollock instead(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:08,
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White fish is okay.Oily fish, while better for you, tastes too 'fishy'. Tuna proper mings.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:14,
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Get pollockCheaper, firmer flesh, tastier
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:08,
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i like to say 'nomming' because i love the internet and all the associated wacky sayings(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:10,
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i have been eating a cheese chicken rice and veg bake thing *she* made for the last three days, very nice indeed(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:09,
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This week has been fine.Next week should be good - I'm expecting my dug dealing qualification certificate to arrive. That will be woo-some.
Alt: I'm a girl, so obviously I'm excellent at remembering birthdays, anniversaries, &c. Then again, I'm a lazy cow, so I always leave presents and cards to the last second.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:06,
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will you be mounting it on the lounge wall of the bungalow above your carriage clock?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:07,
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Has to stay at work.All our certificates are displayed in the pharmacy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:10,
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To be fairyou don't really get many to the stone.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:18,
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Look at these fucking wankerswww.bbc.co.uk/news/business-29565849
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:08,
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I like my office to be instituional "Taup" and uniform thank you very much(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:10,
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Our development office has whiteboard wall thingiesWe also have a meeting room called the Innovation Lab which has waqqqi lighting
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:13,
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I forgot my Mams birthday this month. I sent some flowers so she's cool.Im rubbish with dates.
Figs can fuck off too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:11,
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Alright?My thread on the car forum has five stars. It must be because people are laughing at me, it's certainly not because I'm a natural mechanic.
The only birthday I can consistently remember is that of my little nephew. That'll probably change once the novelty of having one wears off.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:13,
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1x VW Golf MK2 1.6 3.4mm Thick Febi Engine Valve Clearance Adjusting Disc (Fits: Golf [MK II])(
Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:56,
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today is horrificsuch evil cunts on the other side, who should go off and get lawyers so i can have sensible conversations, and one of the county courts causing a massive fuck-up by serving something i needed to come back to me and wah wah wah.
alt: yes, i am good at them. consequences - seriously nothing, jokingly bollocks get detached.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:35,
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County courts now have a ten quid salad bar?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:36,
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it's still in my officeeveryone who comes in to ask me something headbutts it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:54,
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on purpose?You Lawyers are wacky. It's not all "This Life" is it?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:56,
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Perhaps you'd be happier staying at home like a good little wifey?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:37,
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and whose taxes would support your crotchfruit then, eh?EH?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:41,
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Tangles and Al they seem more than happy to pay out(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:43,
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ohi'd better squeeze out a couple then.
FROG!!!!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:50,
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joke's on him, i'll go to a sperm donor clinic and just tell him it was an accidenthe'll never notice when it has a suntan and the water beads right off the hair in the shower...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:54,
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Is this that 'comedy' racism you're such a fan of?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:58,
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no, i'm just saying you're a bit colourblind(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:01,
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Oh my God, Even *I* didn't reference that.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:06,
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^ Too busy shoving cockIn your dirtbox to appreciate the genius of Darius.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:08,
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I can't even rememeber if he was X Factor, Pop Idol or Fame Academy tbh.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:10,
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Saying that Im very excited for 80's week on X Factor, Sarrida.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:17,
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Best part - beating two competitors to two contracts without undercutting themWorst part - a truly awful curry on the Wakefield road - tasteless brown slop served by a surly git.
Alt: I'm pretty good as it happens - I can't remember my brother's birthday but then, neither can he.
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I'm shit at remembering dates.Got important ones saved in google calendar though innit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:01,
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I think I did well on my job interview, I ended up picking up £30 worth of Koraen take-away and then £15 worth of Viatnese take away.I don't know what I was thinking, I was just ordering and ordering - but it doesn't amount to _that_ much, I'll eat it over a few days.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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So you had a bad interview, the went out and bought a dog.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:15,
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I'd fucking love to have a dog.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:18,
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A Korean meal is the next best thing.Well, most similar.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:19,
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If I had two dogs, i'd name them Kimchi and Bimbap, they'd make good names.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:23,
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STAY ABOUT!www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-29649136
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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