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HallowqueenAfter the Sexy Ebola Nurse outfit in the papers yesterday, what's the best costume you've seen?
Imma say this
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10622952_677522662317096_5313444980461683386_n.jpg?oh=241b7699bf90f3092283e7b94bbda26a&oe=54DF51B6&__gda__=1420443472_b9b68a21e529f98e3bc846fda24b34bd
That's a man btw.
Are you one for giving sweets/money to trick or treaters or do you hide away?
Alt. Best halloween films. I watch The Exorcist every year.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:56,
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latest was 11 years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10622952_677522662317096_5313444980461683386_n.jpg?oh=241b7699bf90f3092283e7b94bbda26a&oe=54DF51B6&__gda__=1420443472_b9b68a21e529f98e3bc846fda24b34bd
^ link spaz
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:57,
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It's a simple copy and paste. How did I spaz that?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:01,
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You have to add the img src= tags round it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:02,
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<img src ="http://image.server.com">(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:06,
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Like thishttps://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10622952_677522662317096_5313444980461683386_n.jpg?oh=241b7699bf90f3092283e7b94bbda26a&oe=54DF51B6&__gda__=1420443472_b9b68a21e529f98e3bc846fda24b34bd
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:19,
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Ha!www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=shubs&word2=shuvs
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:19,
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Someone with better reading skills than you?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:50,
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"Your computer is slow, follow these three steps immediately!":(
They're just not putting the effort in, anymore. Where's the spazzy little alert gif they used to use?
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Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:52,
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is there a version that hasn't eaten after midnight for baggyfrock?(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:11, Reply)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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i think he's just spotted a special offer on jacobs cream crackers(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:42,
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what is it with you self-flagellating cunts and dry crackers?food isn't a punishment, you know
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cream crackers are grossbut i had a tesco finest spicy sweet chilli oat biscuit the other night, with cracked black pepper boursin.
FUCKING FIT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:51,
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it was left over from a charity tea party that i hosted, for lonely old peoplethe old gits cost me over £100 as it was, fuck going to whole foods for them, they couldn't chew it anyway
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:59,
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chilli oat cakes and cracked pepper cheese for toothless crones, eh?yes ... this certainly has all the hallmarks of something that actually happened in the real world
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blimey, if you want the boring detail, here it isthe charity has two types of volunteers: drivers and hosts. as i have a low-slung 2 seater car, it's not really suitable for the elderly guests. so i volunteer as a host, and have about 2 tea parties a year. there are about 10 elderly folk and about 6 drivers, who are usually mid 20's-mid 50's. i therefore buy (fuck baking):
- couple of platters of sandwiches
- range of cakes
- range of biscuits
- range of cheeses and crackers
- range of crisps and dips
normally i go to m&s because they do big platters of sandwiches, but on this occasion, i screwed up and went to westfield for 9am instead of 10am. faced with the choice of hanging around for an hour or hitting tesco, i hit tesco.
is that enough real world detail for you? i have some pics on my phone if not, so i can always upload one?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:12,
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This is my very best "I am interested in what you are saying" face.(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)
you askedbecause you have nothing better to do
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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nobody askedyou unilaterally decided to tell us about your good deeds
which is already a bit bizarre but particularly odd given that the story seems to be that you do it twice a year and still begrudge them more than 100 quid or any personal effort
it's not what I'd choose to brag about online
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it was tongue in cheek, you raddled old freak. if i begrudged it, i wouldn't do it, given that it's purely voluntary. instead i'd marry a french pikey and rejoice in our joint pikeyness you said that it didn't sound like something that happened in the real world. thus querying the veracity of my post. so i explained it. you then whined like a little bitch
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:48,
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imagine if you put some of the effort you waste on here into the real worldyou could do real charity, you wouldn't have to work until midnight, and you could afford a real house
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bless you, you've got no ideai own more than one property. i choose to live in the central london one because that's where i work.
i don't have to work until midnight; i choose to do it when i think it's necessary.
i am a trustee of one charity, volunteer for a second, and donate to three more each month.
off you pop and update your little spreadsheet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:55,
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cheaper supermarkets are very much in now. do keep up.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:00,
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I'm not a slave to shopping fashion.Like everything else in my life, I like the experience to be pleasant rather than a chore.
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im all about rosemary crackers at the minute(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:00,
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i like fudges jalapeno wafersthey're not really wafers, more crumbly biscuity goodness.
thank god. wafers SUCK.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:02,
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my orgasm face looks like Geoff Capes trying to pull a truck by his pubes while one of his favourite budgies is mauled by a cat(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Not my fault people don;t respond and/or are against Halloween.Perfectly topical thread.
Now fuck off back to /talk where, apparently "Morning" threads are better.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:14,
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I meant the link failI'm all for inappropriate Halloween costumes.
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Ah right. Im normally good at links :((
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:18,
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also ... Chobb's Gary Glitter costume is still going to take some beating.(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Imma go to the pub so I can't hear the little scrotes ringing my doorbell.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:18,
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I'm sitting this one out. Someone text me when theres a decent thread(
Peej, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:22,
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Sure, is your number still 0-8-9-1 FIFTY! FIFTY! FIFTY!(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:25,
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Alright, we got white gays, black gays, spanish gays, yellow gays.We got weightlifting gays, dancing gays. We got lounge suit gays. We got medical gays. We got biker gays, elderly gays. We got flamboyant gays. We got in the closet gays, media gays, law firm gays. We even got horse gays, dog gays, chicken gays. C'mon, you want gays, come on in Gay Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:52,
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More gays than you can shake your stick at.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:56,
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this is the least erotic thing I've ever seenetc etc etc your mum etc
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I'll prolly watch AntichristOne Christmas, me and my mate watched The Shining all day. We were very very stoned
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Ive never thought of that as a Christmas film but with all the snow and that, it's now added to my list.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:48,
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There sure are a lot of people getting their knickers in a twist over that ebola nurse costume.(
Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:29,
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My nieces aunt on her fathers side kicked off about some nerd tshirt in tesco because her son wears unusual glassesTesco agreed to pull the line without there being any press or anything (i.e they were fazing it out anyway) The media then picked up on it and called her Britains Most oversensitive mum hahahaha it was in all the papers and was totally shit knickers in a twist bollocks.
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Peej, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:36,
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That complicated family tree businessis just to disguise that you married your sister, yeah?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:53,
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People moan about anything these days.They should be thankful for all the loveliness Western civilisation brings.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:49,
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my friend had a halloween party a couple of years ago, and one of the guys did some special effects so it looked like his face was half unzipped to reveal the red goo underneaththat was clever. also, a group of my mates are going to the rugby 7's where the theme is 80's pastels. i helped her shop. she has a baby blue sweater with a my little pony cavorting across it, a lilac bum length wig, and some candy pink/buttercup yellow/mint green make-up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:44,
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Ive seen that done a few times.My mate went to a party as the most perfect Pinhead from Hellraiser I have ever seen. Together with a cube. Awesome.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:50,
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that's tasteful compared to this thingi tried to find a picture.
found this by mistake.
why? WHY???
www.thefashionpolice.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/my-little-pony-boxers.jpg
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:58,
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one of the girls is something of a sex kitten, works in a pub near monty's old flatwhilst most of these shut-ins tripped over their own tongues, stunned waltzed on in there and smoothly kissed her hello AND goodbye
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:01,
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no, one of my friends who is going to the pastel thing(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:07,
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I'm genuinely at a loss as to what part of this you thought constituted an anecdote(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)
they used to give people noses like that in the 80s so that they could hold up their MASSIVE spectacles(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Do you mind? My monitor's only at 1440 by 900.All I can see is hair.
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Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:54,
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Monitor failAs an IT guru you should have at least two
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:09,
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I do have two. At 1440 by 900.I'm not spreading my "I'm reading the internet and not working" window over both the screens, I'm in an open plan office.
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Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:23,
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I love sitting in the corner of our office(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:24,
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1680*1050 resolution apparently(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:24,
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Hey if you had gone for that promotion you could have had your very own officeHow cool would that have been eh?
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This sub thread has "classic internet" written all over it.(
Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:31,
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Its OK everyoneI have returned from town, post-haircut and with KitKat Chunky
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:15,
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You want to talk to Placid if you like shaved bollock chats.That man just can't fucking stop talking about shaving his cock.
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Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:31,
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