I'm sure there's tons of intersting stuff in that last thread but I can't be arsed reading it
What can't you be arsed with?

alt if you take stuff into work with you, like sarnies or anti-retardation pills, at what point is it unacceptable to use a rucksack and when should you really be using a briefcase instead? Or is an Aldi bag alright?

alt2 What annual would you like for Xmas this year?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:44, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This thread
alt. I have a man bag. I take stuff in a carrier bag. we are adults, right?
altalt. Viz
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

You needed to stop after the subject header to retain any credibility around her..pfffffftttt
Sozzers, just like you I couldn't keep a straight face
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:56, Reply)

loldrama and office politics
Alt:
I have a manbag thingy

Alt2:
Beano or Kylie's Vagina Monthly please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:52, Reply)

I wouldn't say no to a direct debit into Kylie's Vagina Monthly

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:54, Reply)

I thought you were a poof.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Kylie doesn't count
You should know this
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Are you Jay?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)

i can't be arsed with reality tv
who watches that shit?

alt: london is a bit different to anywhere else i reckon - it's perfectly normal to see people in smart suits with trainers and rucksacks dashing about the place. i am always surprised by how much people dress up when i go home to cheshire.

an aldi bag is NEVER alright.

altalt: an annual servicing from YD
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:59, Reply)

There's a reality tv show starting tonight, 'Freshers', about first year students at Swansea, it'll be fucking awful.
Alt, laptop bag. Carrier bags are for wrongs.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Swansea - that pantheon of higher learning.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)

swansea the whole of fucking wales
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:27, Reply)

I do!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Cunts watch it
You're right about the aldi bag though, I'm not paying 3p for a bag. I take my own waitrose bags.
( Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)

hahahaha - anti-retardation pills.
Briefcases are shit and for cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:01, Reply)

TBH I wasn't sure what the cool kids were carrying these days. Cheers Stunted

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)

The cool kids carry #10
www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/10/28/23-telltale-signs-you-live-in-a-hipster-neighbourhood/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)

I stuff most of my action figures and panini stickers into the pockets of my anorak

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)

or your sister's mimsy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)

+ of +CD

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)

my sister doesn't have a mimsy
or any other corporeality
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)

I bet your non-existent sister is filth.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)

I regularly take a shit in the filthy whore mouth that she doesn't have

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)

i bet his parents cut off their own genitals after producing him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

^ fanny pack

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Hmm, that is a tough one.
There does seem to be a strong correlation between rucksacks and pricks, but they are sometimes very useful if cycling or something.

I don't have a briefcase, but quite like the idea of one. I'd love to keep mental stuff in it, like dead birds or dog turds wrapped up in cling film as I took to along to meetings and stuff.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)

A click for anti-retardation pills,
Whiners.

Dashboard of my white van for everything. Bags is for girls.

The Broons ovs.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)

I echo the sentiment that 'anti-retardation pills' is amusing.
But it makes me wonder about the concept. Anybody ever tried any of the the things mentioned in this article (except of caffeine obviously)? I imagine the reality is a bit different from the plot of Limitless.

Altalt: Viz, as usual. Only cos I don't buy it any more cos its shit now.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Cucumbers
Courgettes, dildos... the list of things I refused to be arsed with is almost endless,

alt plastic bag as it only sits on the seat of the car for the journey

alt2: 1973 Rupert the bear annual
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)

There really is no substitute for a real cock, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Darn tooting

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Is that one expensive now?
I might have some Ruperts tucked away in the eaves.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)

23k for that edition at last auction
But it was one of the special ones that gave him a brown face
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)

I had a 1966 Dandy annual I bought for 10p

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Am I the only one who didn't find 'anti-retardation pills' funny then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Just do as you're told and swallow

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)

why isn't it funny?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Why is it funny?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)

it's funny......right......because it is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)

why are you funny?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)

If it happens, it's never intentional

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)

very wise

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)

no ... but we should keep quiet about it in case it upsets somebody

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)

front page anti-retardation pills now hahaha

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)

This guy! What is he like, eh!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)

shut up pube face

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)

Haha great banter, internet friend!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)

you forgot your anti-retard pills today pal

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)

I left them in my other Aldi bag

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Alt: I can remember a point round about the third year at secondary school where one might have been concerned about what others thought of the kind of bag you carried, but I honestly can't think of it happening much beyond that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)

TV in general. Its fucking boring just sitting there watching shite
Alt. I use a rucksack when I cycle and a fancy leather laptop bag when I'm not.

AltAlt Rentaghost
( Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)

where do you keep your anti-retardation pills?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)

Back pocket next to my nokia 3310

( Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)

TV books watching reading
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)

I love reading. Especially my Rentaghost annual

( Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)

beeta ha ha yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)

I can't be arsed with this date tonight.
he seems like a bit of a thick alcoholic, which, coming from me makes you realise how bad it is. I've just messaged saying I don't think it will go anywhere.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)

had you met him previously?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Nope.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

how do you know he is an alkie?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)

because every night for the past week he's been "on it" in some way shape or form with whoever.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Partgay!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)

In a Pear Tree
5 broken rings
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)

4 screeching birds

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:04, Reply)

3 french letters

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)

2 total poofs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:07, Reply)

And a PartGay in a peartree

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:08, Reply)

*high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:09, Reply)

*reciprocates*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:15, Reply)

benders

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Come on that was good and you knows it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)

His mobile number was on the coach station gent's loo wall, along with a pricelist.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)

I worry that you'll never be loved jaysums

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Been loved and have loved.
Hows about you, internet sock puppet?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

You need a Mrs Potatohead not a Mr Potatohead, that's the fundamental flaw in your search mate.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)

what do you know about my love life, anonymous stranger?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)

You seem to be an abominable thick mess only interested in tawdry bedsit sex with equally ugly loose boweled men.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)

lols for loose boweled men

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)

fuck him first
god ... the yoof of today
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)

You know, Im more looking forward to a wank and some American Horror Story for afters.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)

At least phone him Jay, have some manners and consideration. He may have been really looking forward to some cabf with you.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)

I've only been messaging him for a week or so.
manners only matter after a longer time period and at least one meet.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)

You are cruel and heartless...

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Ive never spoken to him before.
The first words to be "no thanks, it's not you its me" would be cruel.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)

I'd have to be pissed out of my head to tuck into some arse as well.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)

^ lies on the internet ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Not so much lies but mearly a typo
We all know that Stunned loves the watersports first then the bumming
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Don't tell Jay that.
I'll have to beat him off. If you catch my drift.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)

You'd certainly have a shitty stick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)

So you admit it then.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)

^ loves a piss boy ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)

I aint catchen nuttin comin from you Holmes

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Just don't try watersports, wearing a condom.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)

everybody loves a piss bomb
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)