Science is great.
They should have an International Science Day or summat.

What other World International Thing Days or Weeks should there be?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:56, 266 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

world 'fuck off dozers' day

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)

there's already 365 and a quarter of those

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)

I'd like international bully mcbeef day.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)

International 'let's get some more people to post' day
Or, are you all cunts who chase new posters off the board?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:34, Reply)

focp

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:38, Reply)

captain placid has an extensive collection of preteen hardcore

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)

The amount of times you reference it on here it's surprising you haven't been investigated.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:42, Reply)

you're the one that went googling for it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:43, Reply)

Define 'extensive'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:43, Reply)

wide ranging in subject and numbering in the thousands of photos and videos

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:46, Reply)

God alone knows why you have to relentlessly reference the same "joke" that wasn't fucking funny the first time.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:01, Reply)

Lions eating shoes etc

( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:01, Reply)

He's so edgy

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:05, Reply)

Don't forget the whisky joke
About a young boy - that's another one.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:06, Reply)

Its dozers fault.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)

^ ginger bully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Worst bovine darts player ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:57, Reply)

here's what you could have won!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:58, Reply)

"Coincidence Day" March 12th
and Chicken Thursday every week
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:43, Reply)

International punch someone
violently in the face till your knuckles split day. Like the guy from the Maoam sponsorship adverts at the beginning of Big Bang theory, or the baby from the beginning bits of Tomorrows World in the 90s. I hate that prick.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:50, Reply)

why do you watch that big bang drivel?
It's about as funny as gastroenteritis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:51, Reply)

I like the colourful pictures
and entertaining noises.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:53, Reply)

it's fucking toss m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Gastroenterology still isn't funny
This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor….I don’t know
what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word
HONDA”.

“That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you
think you could fart for me?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure.”
And sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA”.

After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the
doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to the top gastroenterologist and even he can't figure out why this guys farts say
“HONDA.” It is a completely out of this world medical condition.

Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man
to a dentist.

After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up
the guys mouth and examining it.

The dentist says “A-haa!!!!….I have solved the problem.”

The patient says “What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”…..The
dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”

The guy says “Yeah….so….What has that got to do with my farts?”

The dentist replies, “Cant you see??….. Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:04, Reply)

Kill yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:05, Reply)

Oh dear.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:08, Reply)

I'm afraid you have Tom Jones syndrome.
Is that rare?

'Yes'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:12, Reply)

it's not unusual zzzzzzzzzzzz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)

that was the joke, yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

soz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:27, Reply)

Like a Boy from nowhere

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

Lancashire hotpot you
in the name of the law.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:20, Reply)

Adults shouldn't be watching E4 full stop

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Just another shiny
bauble to distract me from reality. New world order, 9/11, Illuminati, cat videos etc.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:59, Reply)

No. It's shit and for teenage cunts.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:03, Reply)

HELLOSIR!
^MINE
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:08, Reply)

Talking of teenage genitals, I watched that programme on 70s programming.
Fuck me some of that shit was dark. Watching Wogan leer over a 16 year old was grim.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)

and then the attempt at societal justification
like when hitler was king
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:13, Reply)

Missed that
Did his wig slip or was he doing his "I support Children in Need" for £18k a night again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)

1970s beauty pageant.
The really sickening thing was that she wasn't all that.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

There were different standards back then - DLT said so.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:26, Reply)

Where is that publican prick?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:34, Reply)

Dave Lee Travis - not Doubtful Boozer Troll

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:40, Reply)

I know the girl who made those.
Trufax. She's a fucking tool.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:02, Reply)

I met the maoam people responsible, they didn't bring me any haribo so can burn in hell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:04, Reply)

Adults shouldn't be eating Haribo
full stop.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:09, Reply)

sign the fession!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)

This is Nakers we're talking about...TREAT HIM LIKE JERRY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd7kprBGiVQ
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Always nice to
have a map.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:21, Reply)

30Mins max, yer?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)

int'l big bang day
YM sponsors
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Yes, I understand exactly what this means.
I will do it right now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:09, Reply)

spit fucking spot

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)

alrite $tunn3d

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:11, Reply)

nay bad, champ.
you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:12, Reply)

just got home to Stilton Towers.
The cat is pleased to see me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:13, Reply)

mine isn't
I opened the windows and "chilled" the house
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:14, Reply)

mine spent a good few minutes greeting me and asking for a cuddle xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

Mine's always waiting for me getting in too for a little belly rub.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:21, Reply)

yeah mine likes that
She also really loves chin tickles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)

The belly is a sensitive and vulnerable spot for a cat, if they let you do that you have their complete trust.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:25, Reply)

yes, I know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:28, Reply)

mine "lets" me

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:29, Reply)

*calls childline*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:29, Reply)

haha! catrape!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:30, Reply)

well this just went gay

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:27, Reply)

and you had to wade in with your abundant masculinity (?!)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:29, Reply)

I can barely contain my machismo with these gold lamé chaps and leather thong

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:36, Reply)

"just"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:29, Reply)

quite some time ago

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:29, Reply)

I don't think he's a cat person

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:30, Reply)

"cat person" is just a euphemism for "infantilized loner substituting the gluttony of an animal for the affection of real people"

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:34, Reply)

see also: dog people, horse people, fish people, bird people
especially horse people ... they all fuck their animals
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:35, Reply)

I think your internet fury is getting mixed up with anthromorphasism.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:37, Reply)

nobody is furious on the internet
that would be menkle

also: the word is anthropomorphism ... and it doesn't mean what you seem to think it means
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:05, Reply)

I fucking hate I fucking love science
bunch of cunts
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:56, Reply)

smug twee soppy science cunts

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 19:59, Reply)

*wears an embarassingly tasteless shirt*
*internet explodes*
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:00, Reply)

JOCK SPORTBALL ON THE TV!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:16, Reply)

watching sport is for cunts

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:22, Reply)

I am playing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:23, Reply)

A one legged giant jew with a drink problem would probably get in this england side anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:24, Reply)

Scotland

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:27, Reply)

I didn't know you got scotch Jews
does wearing a kilt not make your nob cold? Seeing as it's missing it's hoodie
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:28, Reply)

there were some Jews at my school, so yer, scotkikes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:31, Reply)

They must have been tighter than a nuns nuns japs eye

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:32, Reply)

Private school ✔
Scottish ✔
Jews ✔
Popular ✖
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:38, Reply)

I didn't know you were a round head

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:49, Reply)

im intact m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)

Albyn?
If I time my lunch wrong I have to endure those little scrotes.

Letting school kids out at dinner time is a shit idea. Down south you had to hop the fence if you wanted a chippy.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:01, Reply)

Gordon's

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:12, Reply)

it is missing it is hoodie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:13, Reply)

the crowd is on the pitch

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:35, Reply)

I don't think I could name a single player on the scotch team

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:44, Reply)

I've eaten the majority of a share pack of opal fruits.
I feel a bit sick.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:27, Reply)

is your mouth watering?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:27, Reply)

No but his star burst

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Hahahaha! Very good meatysnake have a gold star

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:30, Reply)

If they are opal fruits they must be 20 years old no wonder you feel ill

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:29, Reply)

I don't like the new name.
You're not going to get invited to my house warming with that attitude, you know.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Have you found somewhere?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:42, Reply)

Possibly, we're going for a second viewing at the weekend.
Listed cottage just outside my old home town. It rather depends on whether an extension is practicable, but we'll see.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:16, Reply)

your salary doesn't need a listed prop.
best will.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:24, Reply)

Seeing as you don't have visibility of our bank accounts
I'll simply say that we're buying under budget.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:30, Reply)

is told

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:35, Reply)

No offence meant or taken, bruv.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:45, Reply)

wuvs

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:46, Reply)

I've eaten a whole brisket since Saturday.
It's hard to poo.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:58, Reply)

World A. J. Styles Day

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:37, Reply)

omg i totally heart one d

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:00, Reply)

I love triple D

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:13, Reply)

triple h died of a triple a

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:21, Reply)

3/1
to the cockney boys!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:51, Reply)

Fuck yez.
Fuck yez all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:54, Reply)

No, but the Scottish football team is famously shit, though.
I don't even know what a football even is and I know that.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:59, Reply)

They just lulled me into a false sense of optimism by winning a few matches recently.
I had momentarily forgotten that we're abjectly shit at sportball.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:04, Reply)

you're alright at that one with the sweeping and the big rock

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:06, Reply)

crack cocaine

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:07, Reply)

We're good at science, engineering,
and drunken tramps.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:08, Reply)

yeah ... it's not the 19th century any more
you're down to one out of three
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:13, Reply)

aight, honeyz?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:59, Reply)

I don't like this game any more.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:07, Reply)

I'm fooking livid
It's a friendly. You include the top English scorer in the PL in your squad. And then you just play the same players as you played last week. Last attacking sub: Lambert. Goals for his club this season? 0. Berahino? 7. Well done Roy. I'm sure you've learned fuck all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:14, Reply)

I don't think we do enough to celebrate the birthday of our Lord Jesus
I mean, would it hurt to have some kind of public holiday to mark this significant event?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:59, Reply)

yes
and no anti muzza high st lights.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Edgy Ironic Racism Day

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:10, Reply)

typical wop

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:12, Reply)

haha yeah i went to Eden Camp the other weekend
Palindromic giggles yeah.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:17, Reply)

One of the office phones is ringing.
Who calls an office at half ten?
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:32, Reply)

It better not be somebody's dead mum.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:33, Reply)

you vile bully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:36, Reply)

It's the boss at Honda HQ

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:37, Reply)

I often call offices at half ten
just to laugh at the people stuck in offices at half ten
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:38, Reply)

you vile bully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:40, Reply)

everybody needs a hobby

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:40, Reply)

for a pillow

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:44, Reply)

With any luck I should be out of here by 11.
Then I've just got the 30 minute drive home.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 22:43, Reply)