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Is it too early to discuss Christmas presents?
Looking for a bike for the daughter, something cool, not a shitty pink thing. Any ideas?
Alt, when did you become jaded about Christmas, or do you still like it?
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:48, 210 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Looking for a bike for the daughter, something cool, not a shitty pink thing. Any ideas?
Alt, when did you become jaded about Christmas, or do you still like it?
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:48, 210 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
The Fuji Dynamite bikes for kids are alright, dunno about sizes though
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My broth had one of these, the fucker.
The bike, not a Professional.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBbR0FkNjh8
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The bike, not a Professional.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBbR0FkNjh8
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alt: I didn't, I enjoy Christmas.
I don't enjoy tinsel. Or crowds.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I don't enjoy tinsel. Or crowds.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I've been chrimbo shopping this afternoon
50% of the presents I bought are for me.
I rock at chrimbo present buying.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:58, Reply)
50% of the presents I bought are for me.
I rock at chrimbo present buying.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:58, Reply)
people who use the words "chrimbo", "crimbo", "holipops/bobs/jollyhols", crimblemas
are fucking despicable cunts who should be made to listen to readings of skagra's qotw answers for the rest of their hideous-assed lives.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:00, Reply)
are fucking despicable cunts who should be made to listen to readings of skagra's qotw answers for the rest of their hideous-assed lives.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:00, Reply)
I shall be spending Christmas with two attractive women, and a huge amount of alcohol.
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I shall be hollibobbling at Chrimblypops with an attractive woman myself.
We really are a bunch of winners.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:09, Reply)
We really are a bunch of winners.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:09, Reply)
offtopic + alcoholism + call of duty mariokart edition = a merry hollibobs and blessed new year
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:12, Reply)
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Christmas 2019 is the one I'm looking forward to.
My kid nephew will be old enough for Scalextrix. Yeeeeah, childhood regression!
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:20, Reply)
My kid nephew will be old enough for Scalextrix. Yeeeeah, childhood regression!
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:20, Reply)
why wait five years?
you're basically buying it for the dad however old the kids are
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:45, Reply)
you're basically buying it for the dad however old the kids are
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:45, Reply)
A bicycle. With gears. In a colour she likes. That is the right size. Within your budget
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Oh, there's an alt.
I like Christmas. I used to work over the holidays, but now I don't it's lovely to see the family and get fucking shit faced.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)
I like Christmas. I used to work over the holidays, but now I don't it's lovely to see the family and get fucking shit faced.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)
You've passed the miserable cunt bar manager at Christmas baton over to DBT.
And so the world turns and turns.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)
And so the world turns and turns.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)
It's got to be fucking miserable.
All the men down in the morning for a couple of sharpeners and then all the crowds in the afternoon whilst you're stuck at work watching them all in a seething vat of hatred.
Of course, since shit rolls downhill you'll make all your cunt staff wear stupid fucking "festive" hats and so on so you can have a misery-laced snigger at their expense.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:15, Reply)
All the men down in the morning for a couple of sharpeners and then all the crowds in the afternoon whilst you're stuck at work watching them all in a seething vat of hatred.
Of course, since shit rolls downhill you'll make all your cunt staff wear stupid fucking "festive" hats and so on so you can have a misery-laced snigger at their expense.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:15, Reply)
I'm opening Christmas day 12.00-14.00, and the regulars are getting a free pint. What more do the cunts want?
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:14, Reply)
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The pub in the village does this
pretty much the whole village decamps there to get pissed before dinner
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:21, Reply)
pretty much the whole village decamps there to get pissed before dinner
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Sounds dreadful, that's what the Tesco "bottle of Bell's for twenty quid" promotion is for.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:22, Reply)
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It is great
proper old country pub, take the dog nice walk through the woods there and back
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:26, Reply)
proper old country pub, take the dog nice walk through the woods there and back
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Alt: I still love Christmas.
Someone at work sent me the lyrics to Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC. it's an amazingly inoffensive rap.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Someone at work sent me the lyrics to Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC. it's an amazingly inoffensive rap.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:49, Reply)
I'm asuming the pub has quite a bit of room in it?
if so buy her one of these
www.very.co.uk/hauck-lightning-go-cart/929757260.prd?aff=google&affsrc=acquisition&cm_mmc=google-_-PLA+-+Toys+&+Games-_-Toys+&+Games+-+Toys+-+Generic-_-NA&kpid=13588162&gclid=CJivgNjUmMICFWjItAodOWsA7Q
and fit Ben Hur style wheel scythes for the smokers in the door way, just an idea like.
Alt: I've always been a Christmas person, this will be the first time in years that I don't have to be driving relatives back and forth on Christmas day, so I have no excuse to not drink.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:16, Reply)
if so buy her one of these
www.very.co.uk/hauck-lightning-go-cart/929757260.prd?aff=google&affsrc=acquisition&cm_mmc=google-_-PLA+-+Toys+&+Games-_-Toys+&+Games+-+Toys+-+Generic-_-NA&kpid=13588162&gclid=CJivgNjUmMICFWjItAodOWsA7Q
and fit Ben Hur style wheel scythes for the smokers in the door way, just an idea like.
Alt: I've always been a Christmas person, this will be the first time in years that I don't have to be driving relatives back and forth on Christmas day, so I have no excuse to not drink.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:16, Reply)
Alright hare.
We've harnessed her trike to the dog before, that was lols. That go kart looks good too!
Dinner for one microwave meal and a bottle of gin then?
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)
We've harnessed her trike to the dog before, that was lols. That go kart looks good too!
Dinner for one microwave meal and a bottle of gin then?
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)
All b3tan are fatties so a micro meal for one just wouldn't cut it TBH
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)
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I just couldn't take looking at Battered on Christmas day, not that he would ever mention his charity work!
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)
No
Looks like a good deal
Alt: Every year I think I'm going get jaded but it hasn't happened yet. We've even watched a few made for TV Xmas movies ("See Kevin 'TV's Hercules' Sorbo as you've never seen him before in this laugh a minute festive family chuckle-fest!!")
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Looks like a good deal
Alt: Every year I think I'm going get jaded but it hasn't happened yet. We've even watched a few made for TV Xmas movies ("See Kevin 'TV's Hercules' Sorbo as you've never seen him before in this laugh a minute festive family chuckle-fest!!")
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:18, Reply)
It does, doesn't it
And to think that we normally complain about dead-horse-flogging.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:01, Reply)
And to think that we normally complain about dead-horse-flogging.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Well it's all about the McRib nowadays but still the old ones and all that
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:03, Reply)
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I really want to do a strikethrough to turn all the summats into Supermatts
but I just can't be bothered
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)
but I just can't be bothered
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)
Try and think of it as a jingle or his entrance music to Cosplay 2015
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:05, Reply)
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I think I may have misunderstood
reviews.annsummers.com/6969-en_gb/07ANAVAS1014041/ann-summers-small-booty-beads-pink-reviews/reviews.htm
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:56, Reply)
reviews.annsummers.com/6969-en_gb/07ANAVAS1014041/ann-summers-small-booty-beads-pink-reviews/reviews.htm
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:56, Reply)
Lol.
Overall very enjoyable but eroded my bum hole slightly towards the end
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)
Overall very enjoyable but eroded my bum hole slightly towards the end
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)
oh man ... I hate it when I poke things up my shitpipe and they come out smelling of shit
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)
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Alt. Christmas is just another day, with presents.
I do like all the decorating and the festive look but I don;t go all out. We never really did as a family.
Nowadays I cook a dinner, drink, watch crap telly. Hopefully with a significant other. I did used to go home but last time I ended up checking into a hotel by Boxing Day. My parents are pretty low key.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:16, Reply)
I do like all the decorating and the festive look but I don;t go all out. We never really did as a family.
Nowadays I cook a dinner, drink, watch crap telly. Hopefully with a significant other. I did used to go home but last time I ended up checking into a hotel by Boxing Day. My parents are pretty low key.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Cutting it a bit fine to get a significant other their jayson
then again with the considerably shortened life span you people have a brief courtship might seem like a long term relationship
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)
then again with the considerably shortened life span you people have a brief courtship might seem like a long term relationship
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)
I once did a poo in a car park toilet.
Horrible grim it was. I had a sudden pang of sympathy for Jason during those uncomfortable ten minutes. Imagine that being your whole sex life. Terrible.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)
Horrible grim it was. I had a sudden pang of sympathy for Jason during those uncomfortable ten minutes. Imagine that being your whole sex life. Terrible.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)
How old is she, what is she into?
Get a bike that represents that.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Get a bike that represents that.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:17, Reply)
if i send you the video of lemmy having a bath
£100 says your kid is begging for one just like peej's did
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
£100 says your kid is begging for one just like peej's did
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
says the man who was 45 before he found a hairy old garlic bulb who was desperate enough to suck up his dullard science spunk
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Can everybody please SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CHRISTMAS
Also i'd like a tweed suit please
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Also i'd like a tweed suit please
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Looking to get a grey tweed suit, my be chrimblepoopypants and birthingday press et from the rentals
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:29, Reply)
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it doesn't matter how you use them
you still used them.
you collar popping pink faced oik.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
you still used them.
you collar popping pink faced oik.
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
what are the new budgies called?
jenny, jimmy, jonny, jilly and jinny?
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
jenny, jimmy, jonny, jilly and jinny?
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
I've just got a very nice grey covert coat tailored for me.
You on the train?
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
You on the train?
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Ohhhhhh fuck I bet he has and all, poor old Nakers he never was that bright
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
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The idea of Nakers being beating to a pulp by a John Samuel Waters Jr lookalike
is beautiful to me
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
is beautiful to me
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Jesus, this shit is still going? God youre fucking crap guys GAYS more like etc
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
No I'm fucken ace, there is a notable decline in quality and I'm blaming you
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)
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In his defence he is banging the best chick on b3ta
That made me laugh
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
That made me laugh
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
Look, I didn't want my life to go all fucked up, so I stopped posting during the day just to piss you off OK.......OK
*SULKS*
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
*SULKS*
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
Do you think you could put some thought into a thread, or is "alright" all we're gonna get once again?
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
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Harters has one room that he lives in, and use of a shared bathroom
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
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You're right, mate, you're not the problem, it's pricks like harters spoiling it for everyone
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
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I know right, you and I work hard to make it brilliant and he comes along and spoils it again and again
( , Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
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