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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is it too early to discuss Christmas presents?
Looking for a bike for the daughter, something cool, not a shitty pink thing. Any ideas?
Alt, when did you become jaded about Christmas, or do you still like it?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:48, 210 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Rayleigh Wildcat BMX
You're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Grifter or GTF

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:51, Reply)
No sound effects though, kids like gadgets these days grandad

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Might be a bit big, definitely cool though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:56, Reply)
The Fuji Dynamite bikes for kids are alright, dunno about sizes though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:58, Reply)
thick ADHD kids

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Ah in that case Snakers could be onto something

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:58, Reply)
My broth had one of these, the fucker.
The bike, not a Professional.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBbR0FkNjh8
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:01, Reply)
A Harley Fatboy
definitely cool and not pink.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:52, Reply)
She doesn't need a bike - get her a play kitchen or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Maybe go to a bike shop or something?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Wetherspoons?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:56, Reply)
No a knife

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:58, Reply)
alt: I didn't, I enjoy Christmas.
I don't enjoy tinsel. Or crowds.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I've been chrimbo shopping this afternoon
50% of the presents I bought are for me.

I rock at chrimbo present buying.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:58, Reply)
people who use the words "chrimbo", "crimbo", "holipops/bobs/jollyhols", crimblemas
are fucking despicable cunts who should be made to listen to readings of skagra's qotw answers for the rest of their hideous-assed lives.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:00, Reply)
pipe down, you droopy sack of insecurity

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:03, Reply)
at least i'm not hairy and stinky

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Does Lemmy want a playmate for Christmas?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:05, Reply)
YESSSSSSSS
ask snake.

he'll say no :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Lord and master of your dads half flat already tsk

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:19, Reply)
as is proper and correct

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Tell him to sod off.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:24, Reply)
I shall be spending Christmas with two attractive women, and a huge amount of alcohol.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Wife going home for crimblepops eh !

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:08, Reply)
I shall be hollibobbling at Chrimblypops with an attractive woman myself.
We really are a bunch of winners.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:09, Reply)
offtopic + alcoholism + call of duty mariokart edition = a merry hollibobs and blessed new year

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Christmas 2019 is the one I'm looking forward to.
My kid nephew will be old enough for Scalextrix. Yeeeeah, childhood regression!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Scalextric is ace, I might dig mine out for a play.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:25, Reply)
why wait five years?
you're basically buying it for the dad however old the kids are
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:45, Reply)
^Birds of a feather box set and a gallon of meths^

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:09, Reply)
A bicycle. With gears. In a colour she likes. That is the right size. Within your budget

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:08, Reply)
you are deffo the most helpful person here

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Oh, there's an alt.
I like Christmas. I used to work over the holidays, but now I don't it's lovely to see the family and get fucking shit faced.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)
You've passed the miserable cunt bar manager at Christmas baton over to DBT.
And so the world turns and turns.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:10, Reply)
you really have to hate yourself to work a bar over crimblepops

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Try a minicab office at £5/hour

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Wow how stoopid are you

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Who are you, new or a troll?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:34, Reply)
The two aren't mutually exclusive.

(Lou Carpenter, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:44, Reply)
It must be Rory then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:52, Reply)
It's got to be fucking miserable.
All the men down in the morning for a couple of sharpeners and then all the crowds in the afternoon whilst you're stuck at work watching them all in a seething vat of hatred.

Of course, since shit rolls downhill you'll make all your cunt staff wear stupid fucking "festive" hats and so on so you can have a misery-laced snigger at their expense.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:15, Reply)
I'm opening Christmas day 12.00-14.00, and the regulars are getting a free pint. What more do the cunts want?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:14, Reply)
The pub in the village does this
pretty much the whole village decamps there to get pissed before dinner
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Sounds dreadful, that's what the Tesco "bottle of Bell's for twenty quid" promotion is for.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:22, Reply)
It is great
proper old country pub, take the dog nice walk through the woods there and back
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Alt: I still love Christmas.
Someone at work sent me the lyrics to Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC. it's an amazingly inoffensive rap.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 15:49, Reply)
new styluses
New headphones

Allen & Heath mixer.

Ta, Santa!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:05, Reply)
A personality and friends?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)
I'm asuming the pub has quite a bit of room in it?
if so buy her one of these
www.very.co.uk/hauck-lightning-go-cart/929757260.prd?aff=google&affsrc=acquisition&cm_mmc=google-_-PLA+-+Toys+&+Games-_-Toys+&+Games+-+Toys+-+Generic-_-NA&kpid=13588162&gclid=CJivgNjUmMICFWjItAodOWsA7Q
and fit Ben Hur style wheel scythes for the smokers in the door way, just an idea like.

Alt: I've always been a Christmas person, this will be the first time in years that I don't have to be driving relatives back and forth on Christmas day, so I have no excuse to not drink.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:16, Reply)
Alright hare.
We've harnessed her trike to the dog before, that was lols. That go kart looks good too!
Dinner for one microwave meal and a bottle of gin then?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)
All b3tan are fatties so a micro meal for one just wouldn't cut it TBH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Your local soup kitchen may do something?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)
I just couldn't take looking at Battered on Christmas day, not that he would ever mention his charity work!

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)
He volunteers in a soup kitchen? Or is a client?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2304913
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Yeah by killing homeless hookers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:39, Reply)

homeless Polish
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:40, Reply)
+ homeless immigrant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:41, Reply)
No
Looks like a good deal

Alt: Every year I think I'm going get jaded but it hasn't happened yet. We've even watched a few made for TV Xmas movies ("See Kevin 'TV's Hercules' Sorbo as you've never seen him before in this laugh a minute festive family chuckle-fest!!")
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Oh go on, buy her a shitty pink thing
It'll be funny
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:53, Reply)
I'll tell you what is FUNNY.......
CHUTNEY FERRETS, that's what
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)
CHUTNEY FERRET!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Hahahaha, It just gets better and better

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)
It does, doesn't it
And to think that we normally complain about dead-horse-flogging.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Well it's all about the McRib nowadays but still the old ones and all that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:03, Reply)
Have I missed out on a meme?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)
Not really just something that Gonz posted yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:10, Reply)
Oh well :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:13, Reply)
She's not mad on pink as a colour.
*awaits crass response*
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)
summat summat big black cock summat summat

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:57, Reply)
I really want to do a strikethrough to turn all the summats into Supermatts
but I just can't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)
I will use my imagination

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Try and think of it as a jingle or his entrance music to Cosplay 2015

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:05, Reply)
I think I may have misunderstood
reviews.annsummers.com/6969-en_gb/07ANAVAS1014041/ann-summers-small-booty-beads-pink-reviews/reviews.htm
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:56, Reply)
Lol.
Overall very enjoyable but eroded my bum hole slightly towards the end
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 16:59, Reply)
oh man ... I hate it when I poke things up my shitpipe and they come out smelling of shit

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Like ym's strapon?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:01, Reply)
exactly

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Alt. Christmas is just another day, with presents.
I do like all the decorating and the festive look but I don;t go all out. We never really did as a family.
Nowadays I cook a dinner, drink, watch crap telly. Hopefully with a significant other. I did used to go home but last time I ended up checking into a hotel by Boxing Day. My parents are pretty low key.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Cutting it a bit fine to get a significant other their jayson
then again with the considerably shortened life span you people have a brief courtship might seem like a long term relationship
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)
if they get as far as the cubicle it's considered a marriage

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:22, Reply)
I once did a poo in a car park toilet.
Horrible grim it was. I had a sudden pang of sympathy for Jason during those uncomfortable ten minutes. Imagine that being your whole sex life. Terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:34, Reply)
A whole ten minutes?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)
It's still a contemplative time of day, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I bet he's a catch.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:24, Reply)
I been dating HACKSHULLY

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
How old is she, what is she into?
Get a bike that represents that.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Nonce^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)
She likes trains, budgies, dogs and cooking.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:22, Reply)
cook her a dog

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:24, Reply)
With wheels, and stuffed with budgies? Sorted!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:28, Reply)
everyone likes budgies
best of all teh birdies
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
I do not, pointless animals

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:33, Reply)
They are ace, hth.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
They're the dodo of the avian world.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
U r teh dodo of ot.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Yeah but the the nice legs and arse makes up for that.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
if i send you the video of lemmy having a bath
£100 says your kid is begging for one just like peej's did
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
they're twittering little pricks for desperate old spinsters

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
says the man who was 45 before he found a hairy old garlic bulb who was desperate enough to suck up his dullard science spunk

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Can everybody please SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CHRISTMAS
Also i'd like a tweed suit please
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:17, Reply)
I've been buying quite a bit of Harris Tweed of late

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)
are you Prince Philip or a country lesbian?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:21, Reply)
NO PITCHING WOO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Looking to get a grey tweed suit, my be chrimblepoopypants and birthingday press et from the rentals

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2420464
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:30, Reply)
*Sigh* irony miss by the Cheshire satsuma

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
it doesn't matter how you use them
you still used them.

you collar popping pink faced oik.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
I think that's why he's choosing to use words like that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
she's not too bright

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Apart from the hair of course

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
no amount of Just For Beards is gonna disguise that

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)
He's a wag, the Crimbopopping japester.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
what are the new budgies called?
jenny, jimmy, jonny, jilly and jinny?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
I've just got a very nice grey covert coat tailored for me.
You on the train?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Yeah, why are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
You see that guy four seats down on the left?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
You're bald with a pencil line moustache?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:35, Reply)
Just run up sit on his knee and shout "HARTLEY DEAR BOY"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Then you'll find out

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
No grooming!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Ohhhhhh fuck I bet he has and all, poor old Nakers he never was that bright

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
it could be the start of something beautiful

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:56, Reply)
The idea of Nakers being beating to a pulp by a John Samuel Waters Jr lookalike
is beautiful to me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
In a REALLY bent voice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
merrydiddle crimblybimblybobs!

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:20, Reply)
....












Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:21, Reply)
Jesus, this shit is still going? God youre fucking crap guys GAYS more like etc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
YOUN IS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
No I'm fucken ace, there is a notable decline in quality and I'm blaming you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)
self delusion int a virtue

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Righto

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
In his defence he is banging the best chick on b3ta
That made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
+ third

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
I thought she was the only female posting on here?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:10, Reply)
ttj

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)
Poor b3th and tangles :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)
only?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)
Look, I didn't want my life to go all fucked up, so I stopped posting during the day just to piss you off OK.......OK
*SULKS*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
Spare me your life story

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
haha! I might start a new thread!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
already been a morning thread today,soz

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
good evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:08, Reply)
well it was

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
Do it, but put a bit of effort in you chump

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:08, Reply)
Do you think you could put some thought into a thread, or is "alright" all we're gonna get once again?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
God I just said that!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:10, Reply)
:( bully

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Can't beat a bit of it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:11, Reply)
oh god just get a room you two

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Harters has one room that he lives in, and use of a shared bathroom

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
see, you have more in common

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:10, Reply)
You're right, mate, you're not the problem, it's pricks like harters spoiling it for everyone

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
I know right, you and I work hard to make it brilliant and he comes along and spoils it again and again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
God I wish he was dead

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:08, Reply)
See, I return and the place come alive again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
it's like a Tesco Value JMG

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
only with a fat bird

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
No fatties!!
Or summat
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
JMG's fault!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)

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