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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.Alt: piss weasels or wee wee tapirs?
Altalt: spring onions or scallions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:46,
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I don't understand the question.alt. Wee wee Tapirs
altalt. Goku Spring Onions/ Rapscallions
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:50,
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Both are fineBut god help you if you try to sneak a leek in there.
The salad onions in Spain freaked me out the first time I saw them, proper massive bulbs on those leafy green bastards.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:53,
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*adds row 1675 to list of things swipe won't eat*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:54,
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With his massive bulb and leafy green pubes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:56,
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I heard he was created when Alan titchmarsh bummed a radioactive brassica(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:58,
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I don't mind leeks in things at allBut a pile of pure leeks is just wrong
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:55,
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most things are great if you cook them with enough butterpickled/soused leeks are pretty ace too
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I don't like their long tentacley unravelly bits They need to be confined in a pasta sauce or a tart or something safe
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:00,
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srs ... you can get treatment for food phobias and eating disorders on the NHS nowyou won't even have to spend any of daddy's holiday money
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According to myrapname.commy rap name is "Def A Fatal Block".
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:00,
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"Uncle Henry with the whiskey breath"Oh sorry, I went to myrapename.com
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hi mate!!!!Just doing a bit of personal tax planning, need some tips???
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I need full details of your gross salary, gross pension contributions and any non-ISA investments!And don't forget, cash ISAs are only suitable for emergency funds, a properly diversified stocks and shares ISA is the most appropriate way to get inflation beating returns in a tax efficient environment, at your income level anyway!
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And what is my income level do you suppose?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:21,
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Well wages in the Midlands do tend to be lowerdont beat yourself up about it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:31,
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Can't you receive it even if you earn more than that, but the effect is to pay tax on it that effectively cancels it out?Or do you not get it at all?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:36,
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you pay it back as a tax charge.By 60k net relevant earnings it's a 100% charge.
There are ways around it though.
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It's just I had so done on the other side who reckoned In his pleadings that he earned £75,000 a monthAnd also £80 child benefit...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:44,
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Well I keep all my money offshore in the BVI in order to avoid tax, and I am just about to do a new contract for 10k per week and all the hookers I can kill. Can I still claim child benefit?
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What about opening a tracker against something like the ftse 100 and shoving a couple of hundred quid at it every month?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:47,
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^ Not an accountant(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:17,
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Swearing + animal is always funny.Fart bunny.
Poo tiger.
Diarrhea spaniel.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:17,
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Your swearing is cunting shit, you horsefucking tossbag(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:20,
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That's because swearing + animal is absolutely rubbish.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:52,
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I go away for an hour and look what happens!Hang your heads in shame
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Peej, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:49,
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Hey there is tax chat up there ^ so its not all bad............... oh(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
You're the fucking problem. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:10,
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Can I go home yet? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:30,
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Hey Goose you big stud!Alt dunno what that means
Altalt Neither
Is it home time yet?
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:11,
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Driving trucks? Behave yourself(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:12,
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I feel you're implying something here that I'm far too sweet and innocent to understand(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:20,
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Two of your snot-nose jockeys did a fly-by on my tower at over 400 KNOTS!I want somebody's butt, I want it now, I've HAD IT!
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:14,
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Is this still limping along, like a one legged dog?Pull its neck and put it out if its misery
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:57,
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