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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That South African justice system is great!
also in the news:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-30376446
Personally, I agree. It's the same for us. If the bus is full, wait for the next one.
What's caught your eye today?

alt. Christmas shopping all done? Smug. Mine is but I only buy for immediate family.

altalt. good week/ bad week.

I miss Sporters :(
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:45, 115 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alt: Not all done yet, but they're being delivered this week.
Fuck going outside to go shopping.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I know right? I passed through market street on Saturday and it was horrible.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)
be a lot more horrible with no shops at all
shudder

i made the mistake of leaving lovely non-touristy secrety pretty shepherds market for regent street. it was FULL of 25 year olds wearing santa costumes, which seems to be this year's christmas jumper. obnoxious twats screeching and drinking in the street.

although i may have been biased by my inability to consume alcohol.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)
nah ive seen loads of "hilarious" students out in horrible christmas jumpers.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
It's scientific fact that wearing a Christmas jumper makes you at least 48% more lollier and wackier than non-Christmas jumper-wearers.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)
I have already been called a miserable cunt
due to refusing to wear one.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I'm not anti-fun - Mrs Vagabond is very partial to a Christmas jumper, but that's at home.
Wearing it to work makes you lolwaki and thus Colin.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)
it's very uncomfortable wearing a comedy tie on the outside of a comedy jumper

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:14, Reply)
I worked an end of term party over the weekend.
There were a lot of girls dressed in a really slutty fashion, snow machines and contact jugglers. I do love my job at times.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Is contact juggling where you do that joke about having your tits 'weighed'?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)
It's more like rearranging your testicles
because the pants are too tight on your Goblin King costume.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Sexy as fuck.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Get rid of the high street.
Pointless and shit. Online for the win.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)
it's way better since all the crap shops went bust because of online competition
now it's just bars and cafés and twee galleries and shit

Who wants woolies and bhs when you can sip cocktails and buy pictures?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This.
My ideal future high street is formed of bars, cafe's and other places for social interaction. JJB Sports and Waterstones can get to fuck. I hope they all go online or under.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)
I don't mind bookshops with a café.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)
^ bearded wannabe hipster cunt

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I was shopping for vinyl while sipping a flat white on Saturday.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
What difference would it make to you, playing computer games in your pants behind drawn curtains?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Shops just offend me.
They're like floppy discs. Pointless and obsolete. Get rid.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)

and CDs and DVDs
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
^^^^

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
You forgot bookmakers.
There's always endless fucking clusters of bookmakers.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:18, Reply)
it's the only source of little stubby pencils now that Argos is gone

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Get down to Screwfix and fill your pockets

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
What kind of self-hating deviant would want to go to a bookies these days?
What with internet and stuff.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)
see those tragic old bastards huddled outside Paddy Power sucking on roll ups with their frayed fingerless gloves?
that's your dad, that is
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)
depends where you live dunnit
some places will thrive. most towns will end up with rather sad looking streets. cafes and pubs are also disappearing overnight, they get mullered by the supermarket and people staying in rather than going out.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
serves people right for being miserable cunts in shit towns

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
well, taking away employment in the area will be a great way to help them kill themselves, i guess

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)
unemployed people are the only ones keeping a lot of pubs ticking over during the day

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:48, Reply)
Most of it's done.
Nephews and nieces all getting cash in a card because I can't be arsed to think about each of them individually, and they're getting to the age now where all they want is top-end gadgets that cost upwards of a tonne, so they can get tae fuck.

Mrs Vagabond and Not Technically Mrs Vagabond I've nearly finished buying for, but we're also focussing on cocktails this year, so that's relatively easy.

I've got everyone on B3ta a really nice present.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Are you deleting?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)
And killing myself, yes.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Ho! Ho! Ho!

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)
All disableds should be slaughtered and minced up at birth and fed to any remaining benefits scroungers who are now banned from proper shops. There will be financial deductions made depending how much of their new slurry diet they consume.
Then we can avoid these daft court cases.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)
*votes for Meatsnake*

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Phew. Im glad my disability came later

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)
But what would the vegetarian option be?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Get a job or stop being a vegetarian

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:04, Reply)
^ Sound advice for a better Britain.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Right, taking you to court over this

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)
I think a policy of equality should result in some equality.
Occasionally you may need to offer some kind of preferential treatment in order to achieve some semblance of equality, but I think this ruling was fair.
Wait for the next one like what proper people with working legs have to, you cripplespaz.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Whilst I agree with you in general,
I do think that woman with the child was behaving awfully.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:04, Reply)
This ^
In a situation where one person has multiple options of where and how to travel and the other is confined to one due to being a wheely they surely the person with no option gets preference
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)
In many ways being a new parent can be considered a disability.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Not in comparison to not having working legs.
Her placing her child being quiet for five minutes in the middle of all her self hate and sleep deprivation as more important than a wheelchair user being able to use the wheelchair area makes her a spastic and a dickhead. She ought to have been forcefully removed from the bus, been publicly whipped and had her child removed by Social Services.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)
It would be better if she had been forced to wake her child and then all the other passengers could have spent the remainder of the journey tutting and judging her for not being able to stop it from screaming.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:18, Reply)
It was in a pushchair. Asleep.
Wheeling a pushchair is not a violent motion. She simply didn't want to move.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:19, Reply)
I think you have misunderstood what was being asked of her.
In order for them all to travel on the bus, they wanted her to lift her child out of its pushchair and fold the chair down to be stored as luggage elsewhere.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Doesn't matter really.
She should have done so.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:24, Reply)
I think she should have been made to kill and eat her baby
then recycle the push chair, but maybe I judge her harshly
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I saw an ace one the other day - a man in an expensive suit marching down the street pushing a pushchair.
When one bloke coming towards him didn't get out of the way fast enough, Suit shouted at him "I have a pram with a child in it, so get out of my way!"
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I would have kicked the child in eth face
to stop it becoming an arrogant prick like its father
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
i hate people like that.
The next fucking woman that tries to ram me with her pushchair will get me falling heavily on their fucking child. I hope I break the thing's leg.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
"I'm a functioning sociopath with heavy boots ... your call."

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
the ruling seems to be that there's currently no law against being a selfish dickwad

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Unfortunately yeah

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)
dunno ... there are so many ways to be a selfish dickwad ... not sure you can legislate against all of them

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)
I would die to defend your right to be a selfish dickwad.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Was there an alternative space on the bus for the pram?
If not, I'd have probably have been a bit stubborn about it too.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:17, Reply)
It's the same space on most buses.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:18, Reply)
The wheelchair space is for wheelchairs. That's why it's called the wheelchair space.
Had it said "pushchair space for self-entitled cry babies" I might admit you had a point. But it didn't, so you don't.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:19, Reply)
It's for both.
Or rather, one or the other.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:21, Reply)
No, it's specifically provided for wheelchair users.
Pushchairs are allowed to use it by convention.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Not on new buses.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Dunno mate, not used a bus since I passed my test.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
You can no longer smoke on the top deck and all

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
The buses I generally use have Wheelchair & Pushchair spaces.

Anyway, you could always argue that the baby was disabled on the basis that it was unable to walk or move any real distance under its own power. It's still a chair with wheels.

You'd have thought that a more experienced cripple would've realised that.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:24, Reply)
All I know is that legislation specifies "space for a wheelchair".
It doesn't mention pushchairs. In my opinion that means that a wheelchair trumps a pushchair.

In any case, common fucking decency requires that you get the fuck up and let the wheelchair guy use the damned space.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
My original point was that equality works in both directions
"if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
As far as I'm concerned, the wheelchair is legally entitled to use that space and takes precedence
over some bloody woman that can't be fucked to move her fat arse and her ugly fucking baby.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
It doesn't though
That's what this ruling means.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Yer, I know.
They should have asked me to do the ruling.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Why do they always get to jump the queue at theme parks and stuff?
I don't understand it. It fucking drives me mad.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)
how much time do you spend in theme parks, paedofrock?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:11, Reply)
I don't really go to them these days.
It's just the thought of them jumping the queue for no good reason drives me fucking mad.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)
They've even got a seat to sit in whilst queuing.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:11, Reply)
lazy fuckers

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)
because if they hang around with nothing to do they will at some point do a shit in their pants probably resulting in some public spillage and that's not nice for anyone

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)
everybody loves burst bag splashback

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)
It's things like this that makes me wonder why we bother with them at all.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)
hence my idea to feed them to the poor is brilliant. thanks.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)
well they are complaining about the food banks!

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Good luck getting it past the 'European court of human rights' bollocks or the fucking whinging cunts that seem to run the country these days.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:19, Reply)
won't need to once nigel is in charge m8

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Im quite looking forward to him and Russell Brand on Question Time.
He's getting interviewed by the pissed couple from Gogglebox too.
It's almost as if the media want him to win...
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
i'm not at all interested in seeing two people with no real chance of ever having any political sway arguing on telly and wasting my time

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
and yet you actively enjoy watching two spastics with beards arguing over an obsolete pair of garden shears
brrrrbbb
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:45, Reply)
yeah but they aren't calling for a revolution or killing and eating babies, they're just trying to make a living and i'm all for that

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:50, Reply)
yeah you would say that because you have a disabled wife and kids and face

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:17, Reply)
and i'm saying your kids are disabled and your face is also disabled before you go trying to be all clever saying 'yes i do have a face' cheers

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:18, Reply)
I understood your insult perfectly well
I'm more insulted that you think I might've responded in such a shit way :'@(
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:20, Reply)
yeah well i'm not sorry because you can be an awkward pedant sometimes, yet i love you still

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Shut up and kiss me you fool

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:23, Reply)
benders

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Getting a bit sick of your homophobic attitude, Jasin

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)
suck my dick, hippy.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
you're just gutted being a gaylord isn't officially classed as a disability even though it makes you walk funny

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
I don't walk darling, I glide with finesse.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
you mince and if you've been buggered particularly hard you probably have a bit of the old john wayne about you

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
john GAYne more like!!!

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
lol bus wankers
/ac
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Has sporters succumbed to black lung? Or whatever it is coal miners get

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:48, Reply)

lung cock
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Projecting^

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)
I do like big black dicks.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:56, Reply)
i got an email this morning
he's still alive
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)
Did he just disappear?
im trying to meet mince for a pint on weds if you and frog are free
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:05, Reply)
he's fine but he's got a bit too much on his mind for the shit that is this place
ooh exciting. i should be, but even if i'm not (last few days before i fuck off on holiday for christmas), i reckon frog'll be there.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Word up

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Oh are you going on holiday for christmas
you haven't mentioned that before, anywhere nice
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
no
the week before christmas this year
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)

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