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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like mine with a kiss. Boiled or fried, I'm satisfied, As long as I get my kiss.
Bit needy.

What's your favourite needy Dean Martin duet?
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:01, 281 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Dean Martin vs Jive Bunny

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)
this better exist because I just added it to my letter to Santa

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JjiAxQv-YQ
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)
not clicking that prolly dull soz

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
it's what you asked for
besides, you're one to talk about dull, dr tumbleweed
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:38, Reply)
If you two were in a predictable American romcom you'd have been fucking by now.
You know that, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
could you BE any more revolting?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)
he could post your picture!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)
whahey!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
fifty shades of grey beard and wrinkles

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:15, Reply)
why is it always about you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
This has now been said about:
Swipe v Chompy
Swipe v Rory
Swipe v Battered
Swipe v OMR
Swipe v Stunned, possibly others.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:19, Reply)
She's nothing if not consistent.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Needed that last one editing in though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)

consistent the only girl who hasn't been chased away
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Wait, you're a girl?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
almost as feminine as you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Don't flatter yourself love

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
alright little mince hands

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)
bit sexist, love
not all women are self-obsessed, argumentative and thick
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:09, Reply)
there's always those who don't shave their pits and haggle in public, i guess

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:19, Reply)
why would anybody here care about your personal hygiene?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:31, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
aye

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
I'm not sure I know any Dean Martin duets, in fact I can only think of That's Amore by him.
He was Carl Wilson's father-in-law.
That's quite interesting, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)
when you're diving a wreck and an eel bites your neck, that's a moray

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
when two grids interfere and a pattern appears
that's a moiré!
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)

b3ta.com/board/10356840
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I think the original moiré credit goes to flapjack about ten years ago

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:10, Reply)
I know Carl Wilson.
Prolly not the same one though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
It might be...
Did he sing with the Beach Boys and die in 1998?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)
No, he's still alive, living in Brighton and a rent boy.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
somebody should tell the tabloids

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)
it's very nearly almost interesting

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)
careful now

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I tried my best you shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:23, Reply)
and we're all very proud of your efforts
*ruffles hair*
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)
"I'm gonna crawl up inside you and die"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
that was Therapy? and you got the lyric wrong, sozzles old bean

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I am SO aroused right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
your not the only one m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
*your'e

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:34, Reply)
*bore

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:35, Reply)
bo're

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
*boar

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)
bewer

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:44, Reply)
alright, scouse

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
scou's

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
that was Sammy Davis Jr, you dolt.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)
he had to stand at the back of the gas chamber!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
the oldies are the goodies

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
The goodies are now oldies!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)
I think I am starting to hate Bill Oddie
No reason. He's just got a pong of wrong about him.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
He's a really grumpy bugger, as well.
Somewhat ironically.

He was on one of those funny panelshows, and he went on and on about the cruelty of eating insects in I'm A Celebrity.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
coincidentally, he now looks like a kangaroo bollock

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
Jewish AND Black.
he had no chance.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)
doomed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Scottish as well? Sheeeeet.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
alright

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Heeeeey ya!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
shake it! shake it!
Shake it like a Polaroid picture!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)
my polaroid you just peel it apart and leave the halves to dry
which is a much less* sexy thing to do with an arse

(* more)
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Dean Martin with Phil Harris is genuinely funny
youtu.be/ktL0vsO-8rQ
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
clicking this cos you're reliably not dull

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
there's a similarly hilarious number when dean went on Phil's show.
They're both clearly shit faced.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Deano is way up on my fantasy out on the piss list.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
He used to put on being more pissed than he actually was

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:52, Reply)
so did your mum

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
edgy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)
your mum gags are the height of sophisticated humour
are the height of sophisticated humour on sailor cocks
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:09, Reply)
no she didnt
she was a genuine alky
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Good old Mrs Pisspants McWhisky

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)
And all who sailed in her

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)
it's a hell of a passenger list

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
All those Irish crammed into steerage.
They didn't have a chance when she went down.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:29, Reply)
this should really be on the front page

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:10, Reply)
NO PISSPANTS MCWHISKY CHAT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
this made me laugh more than it should have done

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I don't like scrambled eggs.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:25, Reply)
Just to check - does anyone else agree that Russell Brand is a massive tit?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:27, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)
I'm warming to him slightly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I watched that QT this morning, it was a bit of a damp squid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I ent seen that.
But I thought Viz nailed it this month, when they had him attacking the city in his Flying Bedroom Of Anarchy, and shocked people by painting his walls black and refusing to turn his pop music records down.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
you're a snide, mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
A snide?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
yes mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)
What is a snide?
Oh - just looked it up - didn't realise it were a noun as well.

Why do you call me a snide?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Just popping in to say
it's 'damp squib', you bent spastic.

HTH
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Yer - he needs to be careful with his grammer.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
I kno, u pilchard
I use 'damp squid' for comic effect.

Just get down off your pedal stool, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
'comic'

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
I know, it's a concept you're painfully unaware of.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
You too, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
don't shoot the messenger mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I do wish he'd stop trolling everyone with his 'middle-aged man with a sixth-former's grasp of politics' schtick

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Yes that's it.
Trollolol.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Boy, will we all look stupid, just like everyone who called Dapper Laughs an unfunny rapist cunt

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
I have said before I dont mind him
While his grasp of politics as very much a 6th form anchovy level it is the correct level to speak with people like farage, whose populist "its all the darkies" and "tories smell of poo" etc. schtick manages to con fuckwits nationwide.

If his involvement in these debates means that more people talk about politics then its a very good thing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)
I wasn't sure if I was watching QT or JK last night.
There was a lot of shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Oh I know
but the publicity is key, if he can engage people that don't normally have an interest, even if it is to vote to annoy him then I think that is in the general good
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
there were more massive tits on that programme than on page 3

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
^ cutting satire

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
and two more attached to you while you snored your way through it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Monty & Stunned came round to cuddle up and watch it too?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Yes they did. We have a right laugh and you're never going to be invited

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
IM NOT EVEN BOTHERED I DONT EVEN WANT TO COME TO YOUR STUPID QUESTION TIME PARTIES WHERE EVERYONE HAS LOADS OF FUN WITHOUT ME

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)
That's just as well then because you will never be invited to a QTP

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Yeah, you know me!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:53, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:53, Reply)
oi

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
^ Tit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
My rage couldn't take Brand and Farage together
I'd need a new telly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Alreet?
This thing on?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Fuckin ell!
It's only fuckin' Sporters, people!
You know, off the internet?

Alright, chap?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)
'ello
Just thought I'd pop in and see what was going on
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)
I'm going to go out on limb
and say 'pretty much the same old shit as usual'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
+ with added scurrilous rumours about sporto's whereabouts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)
I's heeah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Damn straight
Or maybe not, good luck with the ol sex change is all I say and if he and mrs cow want to live as women who are we to argue
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
My breasts are magnificent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Pics pls

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
(o)(o)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
NSFW! MODS!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Dude

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)
*doffs cap*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
I am just mocking you up there ^ hope thats ok ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
lol
I missed that one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
I got told off for mocking you in your absense :(

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I thought that was what this place was for?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
me too
but apparently I should be more considerate
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Fuck that shit, yo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
alright sportz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Aye

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Sporto!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
It really is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
crow

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)
CAW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I'll admit I was a bit worried about you.
You've often said that you will never leave, but for a while there it looked as though you had.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Actually, the truth is I was more worried about me.
If the one who will never leave leaves, then it must be the beginning of the end.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Deep

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
+Balls

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Right up to the colon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Awwww

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
:)))))))))))

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
:-O

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I no rite, SO many chins

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
hahahaaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
they're not chins
they're gunts
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
SEXAY

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
holy toledo, somebody had fun

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Not me guv

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
henry

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Alreet, Sporters? You old recidivist.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Aye, ta
You'll receiveafist in a minute son
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Hahaha.
Had any flooding up your way?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Nope, nowt
Bit windy. Had to rescue the garden chairs yesterday

BASTARD freezing though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Cold and dry I can deal with.
I might get the fire on tonight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Poor jessica chambers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Hang on, are you saying that the reason for your prolonged absence from this place is a bit of wind?
I thought you Geordies were supposed to be tough when it comes to the weather
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:01, Reply)
PARP

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Cold enough that you've had to put a jacket on?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Not THAT cold

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Aww man! Did I miss sporters?
Are you here?
Sporters, can you hear me?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Or yes, now you've edited

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:57, Reply)
I gots excited.
Hope you're ok pet
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)
alright.
I went out for supplies but stopped for a pint.

That was a couple of hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:05, Reply)
hic

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Excellent planning

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
alright kicker

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:06, Reply)
*nods*
Pig
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Sporters!
Alright? Man, pet, man. Like.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Ayyyyyyyyyyyye

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Where you wheelie bin?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Fookin' busy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Sad times.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Bob fucking Geldof.
He's another one I don't like. He's very much in the Russell "armchair warrior" Brand camp, as far as I'm concerned.

In fact, I think I might write him a letter to say how ticked off I am at his attitude and how I'd very much rather he bloody didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
And that Sting.
fackin' caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahnt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Fucking fridge faced tantric yoga-prick

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:55, Reply)
i'd cunt his cunt right in the cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:56, Reply)
bob geldof is certainly a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Russell brand is just a prick with a thesaurus IMO.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Where the fuck did he get a dinosaur from?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:39, Reply)
prolly bought it with his Hypocrite Millions

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)

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