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I like mine with a kiss. Boiled or fried, I'm satisfied, As long as I get my kiss.
Bit needy.
What's your favourite needy Dean Martin duet?
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:01, 281 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Bit needy.
What's your favourite needy Dean Martin duet?
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:01, 281 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
it's what you asked for
besides, you're one to talk about dull, dr tumbleweed
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:38, Reply)
besides, you're one to talk about dull, dr tumbleweed
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If you two were in a predictable American romcom you'd have been fucking by now.
You know that, right?
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You know that, right?
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
This has now been said about:
Swipe v Chompy
Swipe v Rory
Swipe v Battered
Swipe v OMR
Swipe v Stunned, possibly others.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Swipe v Chompy
Swipe v Rory
Swipe v Battered
Swipe v OMR
Swipe v Stunned, possibly others.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:19, Reply)
bit sexist, love
not all women are self-obsessed, argumentative and thick
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not all women are self-obsessed, argumentative and thick
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there's always those who don't shave their pits and haggle in public, i guess
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I'm not sure I know any Dean Martin duets, in fact I can only think of That's Amore by him.
He was Carl Wilson's father-in-law.
That's quite interesting, isn't it.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)
He was Carl Wilson's father-in-law.
That's quite interesting, isn't it.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)
when you're diving a wreck and an eel bites your neck, that's a moray
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I think the original moiré credit goes to flapjack about ten years ago
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I think I am starting to hate Bill Oddie
No reason. He's just got a pong of wrong about him.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
No reason. He's just got a pong of wrong about him.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
He's a really grumpy bugger, as well.
Somewhat ironically.
He was on one of those funny panelshows, and he went on and on about the cruelty of eating insects in I'm A Celebrity.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Somewhat ironically.
He was on one of those funny panelshows, and he went on and on about the cruelty of eating insects in I'm A Celebrity.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
my polaroid you just peel it apart and leave the halves to dry
which is a much less* sexy thing to do with an arse
(* more)
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
which is a much less* sexy thing to do with an arse
(* more)
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Dean Martin with Phil Harris is genuinely funny
youtu.be/ktL0vsO-8rQ
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youtu.be/ktL0vsO-8rQ
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
there's a similarly hilarious number when dean went on Phil's show.
They're both clearly shit faced.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
They're both clearly shit faced.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
your mum gags are the height of sophisticated humour
are the height of sophisticated humour on sailor cocks
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All those Irish crammed into steerage.
They didn't have a chance when she went down.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:29, Reply)
They didn't have a chance when she went down.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Just to check - does anyone else agree that Russell Brand is a massive tit?
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I ent seen that.
But I thought Viz nailed it this month, when they had him attacking the city in his Flying Bedroom Of Anarchy, and shocked people by painting his walls black and refusing to turn his pop music records down.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
But I thought Viz nailed it this month, when they had him attacking the city in his Flying Bedroom Of Anarchy, and shocked people by painting his walls black and refusing to turn his pop music records down.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
What is a snide?
Oh - just looked it up - didn't realise it were a noun as well.
Why do you call me a snide?
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Oh - just looked it up - didn't realise it were a noun as well.
Why do you call me a snide?
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
I kno, u pilchard
I use 'damp squid' for comic effect.
Just get down off your pedal stool, yeah?
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
I use 'damp squid' for comic effect.
Just get down off your pedal stool, yeah?
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I do wish he'd stop trolling everyone with his 'middle-aged man with a sixth-former's grasp of politics' schtick
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Boy, will we all look stupid, just like everyone who called Dapper Laughs an unfunny rapist cunt
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I have said before I dont mind him
While his grasp of politics as very much a 6th form anchovy level it is the correct level to speak with people like farage, whose populist "its all the darkies" and "tories smell of poo" etc. schtick manages to con fuckwits nationwide.
If his involvement in these debates means that more people talk about politics then its a very good thing
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)
While his grasp of politics as very much a 6th form anchovy level it is the correct level to speak with people like farage, whose populist "its all the darkies" and "tories smell of poo" etc. schtick manages to con fuckwits nationwide.
If his involvement in these debates means that more people talk about politics then its a very good thing
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)
I wasn't sure if I was watching QT or JK last night.
There was a lot of shouting.
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There was a lot of shouting.
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Oh I know
but the publicity is key, if he can engage people that don't normally have an interest, even if it is to vote to annoy him then I think that is in the general good
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
but the publicity is key, if he can engage people that don't normally have an interest, even if it is to vote to annoy him then I think that is in the general good
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
and two more attached to you while you snored your way through it
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Yes they did. We have a right laugh and you're never going to be invited
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IM NOT EVEN BOTHERED I DONT EVEN WANT TO COME TO YOUR STUPID QUESTION TIME PARTIES WHERE EVERYONE HAS LOADS OF FUN WITHOUT ME
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)
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That's just as well then because you will never be invited to a QTP
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
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My rage couldn't take Brand and Farage together
I'd need a new telly
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I'd need a new telly
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Fuckin ell!
It's only fuckin' Sporters, people!
You know, off the internet?
Alright, chap?
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)
It's only fuckin' Sporters, people!
You know, off the internet?
Alright, chap?
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I'm going to go out on limb
and say 'pretty much the same old shit as usual'.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
and say 'pretty much the same old shit as usual'.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Damn straight
Or maybe not, good luck with the ol sex change is all I say and if he and mrs cow want to live as women who are we to argue
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Or maybe not, good luck with the ol sex change is all I say and if he and mrs cow want to live as women who are we to argue
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
I'll admit I was a bit worried about you.
You've often said that you will never leave, but for a while there it looked as though you had.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
You've often said that you will never leave, but for a while there it looked as though you had.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Actually, the truth is I was more worried about me.
If the one who will never leave leaves, then it must be the beginning of the end.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
If the one who will never leave leaves, then it must be the beginning of the end.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Nope, nowt
Bit windy. Had to rescue the garden chairs yesterday
BASTARD freezing though
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Bit windy. Had to rescue the garden chairs yesterday
BASTARD freezing though
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Hang on, are you saying that the reason for your prolonged absence from this place is a bit of wind?
I thought you Geordies were supposed to be tough when it comes to the weather
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:01, Reply)
I thought you Geordies were supposed to be tough when it comes to the weather
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Aww man! Did I miss sporters?
Are you here?
Sporters, can you hear me?
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Are you here?
Sporters, can you hear me?
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:56, Reply)
alright.
I went out for supplies but stopped for a pint.
That was a couple of hours ago.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:05, Reply)
I went out for supplies but stopped for a pint.
That was a couple of hours ago.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Bob fucking Geldof.
He's another one I don't like. He's very much in the Russell "armchair warrior" Brand camp, as far as I'm concerned.
In fact, I think I might write him a letter to say how ticked off I am at his attitude and how I'd very much rather he bloody didn't.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
He's another one I don't like. He's very much in the Russell "armchair warrior" Brand camp, as far as I'm concerned.
In fact, I think I might write him a letter to say how ticked off I am at his attitude and how I'd very much rather he bloody didn't.
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