morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 7:29, 50 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

polka dot polka dot

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 7:32, Reply)

Afro.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 7:33, Reply)

circuitous route

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 8:27, Reply)

BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 8:04, Reply)

terrible bullying of bumless
/ac
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 8:06, Reply)

well spotted

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 8:12, Reply)

I prefer rare

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 8:20, Reply)

there's a wren on the table
I love wrens me
Ridiculous little bobble of a bird
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 8:40, Reply)

Morning. I tried the recipe swipe posted last night for Soy, Ginger and Honey Chicken
It was so hot I nearly vomited

Not really it was very nice, I served it with a leafy salad with a basic balsamic dressing, freshly baked bread rolls and some homemade chips.
( Peej, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 8:44, Reply)

did you??
frog was allowed to make his own (i was allowed to deal with the sticky baking dish this morning), he sprinkled sesame seeds on the top, and despite looking like an old man's wrinkly cock beforehand, it came out looking extremely nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:02, Reply)

I did, promise
Was so good wife has taken some for her lunch today.
( Peej, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:09, Reply)

hoorah
i might try the famous chilli lime chicken next time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:16, Reply)

Goes well with Amstel

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:20, Reply)

so dozer told me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:34, Reply)

Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:58, Reply)

My venison casserole came out AWESOME in the end
Half a bottle of malbec and some dried wild mushrooms added at the end helped. Meat was tender and melt in the mouth but the veg retained firmness. Served with fresh crusty bread.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)

poor bambi

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)

Yeah? So?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:06, Reply)

So it is. I wish it wasn't, I think I got about an hour of kip last night.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:26, Reply)

That explains why I'm sat at this fucking desk in front of this fucking computer again.
Bastards.
( Muns, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)

I'm off to work later for a champagne reception for some prize we've won
presumably the prize for "most self-congratulatory champagne in a year".
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:48, Reply)

Morning chums
I am annoyingly back at work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)

I'm back at work with no system access for a second day. Fuck's sake.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:37, Reply)

That would be excellent
Unfortunately all systems are working here

*enters out of hours overtime into system*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:43, Reply)

It's really not.
I couldn't do a thing yesterday and had already completed all of the piddly don't require IT jobs before new year.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

go home then

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:49, Reply)

It should be sorted soon, my manager had sent the wrong form.
But nobody thought to tell her until this morning.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:52, Reply)

Where are you working now?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:56, Reply)

Same place.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:01, Reply)

Contract was extended but no one told IT.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Ahh, useful

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:03, Reply)

Yer. The old piss up/brewery scenario.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)

It rained so much my trousers have stuck to my legs.
I feel soggy.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:43, Reply)

Sexy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:46, Reply)

Sister Nancy - Bam Bam.
Morning.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 9:51, Reply)