Fucking hell
Good weekend? I managed a leisurely 400 miles on the roads around Yorkshire this weekend, though it was rather good, ending up with a bottle of red and a curry last night. A cracking way to end a weekend, what?

Pub quiz tonight too. Are you a general knowledge person? Mastermind specialist subject?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:16, 94 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

dozerfact of the day
I led my House in the 6th form to victory in the interhouse quiz two years running, returning the trophy to School House after a fallow period of some six or seven years.

Keyword: tedium.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:18, Reply)

a good weekend
the budgies are getting on well. not so good for meatsnake poster, who is rather unwell today.

i do like a good pub quiz. the one i go to sometimes has the best cheesy chips in london, which is always a good excuse. specialist subject: literature. worst subjects: geography and sport.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:20, Reply)

Pub quiz = snacks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:38, Reply)

Top one thanks
Apart from my team losing 3-0 to a bunch of yids. I went and got drunk with some current and past internet reprobates* (Lampito and The Supreme Crow showed up), then had a lazy sunday morning**, then had a pub roast lunch*** and finally went and saw Kingsman**** which was top drawer.

Also Aston Villa got beaten 5-0 by a bunch of Frenchies which took the sting out of the football.

* with my GF
** with my GF
*** with my GF
**** with my GF
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:45, Reply)

*lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:46, Reply)

Secret bash chat, how exciting

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:49, Reply)

what does GF stand for?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:51, Reply)

grandfather

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:51, Reply)

great fellator

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:53, Reply)

obvious dyslexia

( Muns, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:00, Reply)

live at the Dublin castle

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:06, Reply)

A very good weekend
Watched a lot of sport and pretty much did feck all else.

My son had a couple of volleyball matches, watched Andy Murray lose, the England cricket team lose, the Old Firm game and some of the Superbowl.

As a TV quiz champion (I may have mentioned this once or twice) I LOVE pub quizzes.

Specialised subject : Geography
Not so specialised subject : Literature
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:51, Reply)

Murray needs to stop shouting at himself
As soon as he did that, he had lost
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:52, Reply)

Having an opponent feigning injury one minute, and then playing fucking brilliantly the next, would probably piss me off, to be fair.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:54, Reply)

Its not like he hasn't done it before

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:56, Reply)

Oh he definitely has previous, of course. But he's still a prick.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:58, Reply)

He looks like a lego man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:59, Reply)

Have you seen Dennis Wise recently? Fucking hilarious.
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(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:00, Reply)

Haha!
Yes I have. WTF?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:03, Reply)

he scalped a 1950s accountant

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:04, Reply)

Which red wine goes with curry?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:53, Reply)

Mine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:57, Reply)

Mine fine wines on the Tyne

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:11, Reply)

Syrah

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 11:59, Reply)

You are the most likely here to have actually researched this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:11, Reply)

tbh most red wines will go well
Voignier and Gewurtztrameiner are the only whites that can really stand up to a curry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:33, Reply)

I love wine chat so much
it gives me a semillon
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:43, Reply)

Jesus blood

( Muns, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:04, Reply)

Goes with everything, dunnit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)

doesn't it depend on the curry?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:05, Reply)

You may break your answer down into subcategories

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)

i don't drink red wine
so imma say chilli paneer, vegetable samber and lentil curry, all with a giant bottle of ice cold pinky.

www.pinkyvodka.com/wordpress/wp-content/themes/pinky/Pinky.php?redirect=/index.php
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:18, Reply)

They appear to have tightened the security settings on my internet so I can't open websites about booze
Probably so I don't get drunk at work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:21, Reply)

Chilean

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:05, Reply)

I spent a good ten minutes yesterday enjoying how a Chilean friend pronounces "mountains"

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:08, Reply)

Is that a type of wine?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)

You get wine from Chille. But it doesn't matter I was just trying to be funny because curries often have chillies in them.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)

I don't get it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)

It's very witty

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)

you're not as witty as you think you are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:27, Reply)

Thanks

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:28, Reply)

If it helps, after the explaination, I thought it was an alright joke.
First joke in history that was made better by an explaination.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 13:11, Reply)

fizzy

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:07, Reply)

We had fizzy wine with curry on my stag do, it wasn't a great combination.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:09, Reply)

house

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:19, Reply)

Half of them don't even have licences

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)

one of those boxes of unbranded cooking wine

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:40, Reply)

lager tops

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:48, Reply)

I had a fantastic weekend thanks.
Nice weekend down in the capital, dinner with ladypig and drinks with some top folks. Then sealife centre followed by Sushi. which felt a bit weird, but delicious.

they've got penguins up there in the sealife centre now, I fucking love penguins. Silly little bird bastard just cheer me up.

I ran the quiz at my pub for a long time, and have sort if lost the joy of going to them. I was always good for a but if history and music though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)

PENGUINS ARE MINT!*


* or maybe thats clubs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Hiya!
I mainly got stoned. Not to death, however.
Made some delicious chinese style marinated beef. It was well nom.

alt. Im quite good with pop music/film/ etc. Im always in a top 3 team.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:48, Reply)

My local's quiz rolls over if if it's not won, so they can develop quite a pot.
It went up to just over a grand last summer, and Mrs V and I couldn't get our usual seats because of all the quizzers, which was rather upsetting.

It's well hard - one of the questions last year was (paraphrased) "Who said this about whom, when asked 'Can he play bass?' 'A bit.'" - it's proper geeky stuff.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:48, Reply)

How is there not a winner for a quiz?
When my old local was closing I won the last ever (and my first) bonus ball.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:50, Reply)

You have to get something like 80% right to win the pot, or something, I think.
We don't do it - I go to the pub to drink, not do exams.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:51, Reply)

Shite.
Was working for most of it.

I did buy a single-speed bicycle though. Frame's a little small for me but it'll do as a run-around.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:48, Reply)

^fixie prick^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:53, Reply)

What's the deal with a fixie?
Why do people care? Is a BMX a fixie?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:54, Reply)

Fixies are those weird bikes that brake when you stop pedaling

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:54, Reply)

like a back pedal brake?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:55, Reply)

Not really, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 13:36, Reply)

It's on freewheel ackshually.
Something I was grateful for as I didn't fancy learning how to ride a fixed hub four miles home in the dark, in the snow (with an owl).
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:57, Reply)

Have you been accepted at Hogwarts or something?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 12:59, Reply)

I don't get these references because I don't read books for children.
The 'owl' reference was on based on this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_a1wxqloEs
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 13:03, Reply)

You lure then into the van with sweets then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 13:05, Reply)

Alright, Harry Potter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 13:00, Reply)