Headline lols
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/paedophile-teacher-immortalised-on-school-memorial-with-the-words-he-touched-us-all-10066740.html
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:34, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

nearly as funny as this
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/ben-woolf-american-horror-story-actor-dies-after-car-accident-10066336.html?icn=puff-image-1#
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)

Also 4chan have hijacked a totally unbiased poll.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/ampp3d/ex-tory-councillor-called-feminists-5214885
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)

fishy slappers

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)

Are the usvsth3m team doing general content for the mirror now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Looks like it, low effort page based on a twitter argument, probably linked it on 4chan themselves to get it page views.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

Fuckin 'el
This is the future of jouranlism
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)

Noncey teachers, you say?
b3ta.com/questions/breasts/post719271
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)

"Interpol are on their way in a Honda" lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)

I like the bit where 'Reverend Fister' decides he's going to defend Strump.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)

i like the bit where someone remembers words off the internet from almost 5 years ago

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)

I am not sure why Strump was getting so defensive!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)

It's almost like perving over children that you have a professional duty of care towards is a bad thing thing now!
I'm really quite sad I missed the fact that he'd posted in the 'sacked' QOTW. I reckon there could have been top LOLs to be had there if I'd linked him that.

Also: someone start a new thread, for fuck's sake.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)

One of the reasons I didn't work in a bank is that the temptation to steal would be too great.
I think working in a girls school would mean that I would soon hear the phrase "heinous abuse of trust".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)

As if anyone would ever have trusted you in a girls school anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

Set your faces to Savile

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

Now then, now then, now then!
What have we here? Sporters young kids who want to sit on my face, for the day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)

petit bois

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)

Yeah.
That's the sort of thing that only happens in my wank bank.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

Ah but Mr Stunned
we haven't had anyone teach us volleyball all year and we are really keen to bounce around
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)

Get into my car

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)

I've got a knife
Get in the van.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)

lets not turn this into a murder

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)

+rape

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)

Necro noncing ftw

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:59, Reply)

Oh dear, Sir we all seem to have forgotten our skirts
Can we do it in our underwear...



*be right back*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)

when i was at school we had ghastly gym knickers, big grey bloomers, that you put on under your little pleated gym slip
one day we were being supervised on our hockey dribbling skills by the proctor, a man of indeterminate age and manky grey beard.

"I HOPE YOU'VE ALL REMEMBERED YOUR GREY P.E. KNICKERS," bellowed the teacher (who had almost more beard than the proctor). "THE PROCTOR DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK DOWN THE ROW AND SEE A LINE OF SCHOOLGIRLS' KNICKERS!"

"i bet he does," called out one of the girls in my year, and promptly earned herself a month's detention.

accurate though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:05, Reply)

girls
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

+pre

( Muns, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

i don't see him denying this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)

too right

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:48, Reply)