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everything in this thread must be a question, ok?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:23,
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why?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:24,
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ask yourself, is this the thread for me?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:25,
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That doesn't really answer my question, I'm afraid.
Yeah?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:26,
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Why?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:24,
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Stop copying my jokes man.
It's getting annoying.
Yeah?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:25,
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is that a question? Do you even read threads? Are you a spastic?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:26,
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Yes it is. OK?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:26,
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have you ever done something for the good of the forum?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:26,
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Does my witty posting not count?`
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:26,
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is that a serious question?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:30,
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No, the answer is obvious isn't it?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:31,
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How does that work then?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:25,
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i'll make it up as i go along, with the help of my forum friends, do you think i can rely on them?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:27,
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Maybe?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:28,
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Why am I even?
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Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:26,
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I'd like to go on a date with Jason even though I'm not gay. Is that allowed?
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Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:27,
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i don't think there's anything stopping you, do you really want to though?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:30,
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Do you not think it would be fun?
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Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:31,
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it will probably be fun, but is he the right man for you?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:36,
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He's the right man for poo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:52,
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do you really think thats a question?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:53,
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Its more of a life aspiration
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:55,
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didnt you read that all answers in this thread have to be questions?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:57,
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I play by no rules
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:01,
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why can't we talk about interest rates and property law and tax regulations?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:29,
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I think it's because people get upset online, but who knows?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:30,
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is that a question or a statement and a question?
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Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:32,
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why do only poor people get so annoyed about other people earning a lot of money?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:31,
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Is it because they have neither the capacity or confidence to further their own careers to the dizzying heights of a higher rated tax band?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:34,
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Russel Brand said when I was poor and talked about inequality people said I was bitter, when I was rich and talked about inequality people say I'm a hypocrite. I'm starting to think people don't want to talk about inequality.
What do you think about that?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:35,
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Are you not still just making statements followed by questions?
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Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:39,
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Yeah, I'm bored of the question threads.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:39,
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why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:41,
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The effect it would have on my family.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:45,
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minimal?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:49,
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Would your child commiting suicide have minimal effect on you?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:00,
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yeah but I like my kids
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:02,
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Is it that they would have to pay for the disposal costs?
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Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:50,
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isnt a can of petrol and some matches pretty cheap nowadays?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:55,
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Need more than petrol to burn a body properly.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:01,
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what sort of a stupid question is that?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:36,
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when will b3ta close?
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$$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:32,
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can i put my balls in your mouth y/n
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:33,
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have they been washed?
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$$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:34,
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do you mean with soap?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:55,
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What makes you think I even know what Atlas Balls are?
And do you really think my ignorance stopped me voting for it anyway?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:37,
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*atlas balls fives*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:44,
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havent you ever watched worlds strongest man?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:56,
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Do I look like a repressed homosexual?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:59,
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Possibly, do you happen to have a girlfriend?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:00,
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*QI klaxons*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:02,
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How are you, the Doveston?
Is that what you were fishing for? A little attention?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:36,
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i'm not fishing for anything other than a little bit of comradery with my fellow forum users
is that so much to ask?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:44,
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Where have all the flowers gone?
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:37,
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They appear to be in my lawn
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:45,
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I'm reading this thread in an Australian accent?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:39,
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are you now?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:58,
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minge?
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Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:43,
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No thanks, I've just put one out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:45,
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WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANY MORE?!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:44,
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Why is it that the restaurant I'm going to tonight doesn't know how many spaces are in its car park?
Why have I run out of coffee?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:45,
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the trainees have bought treats
would you go for a twix or a percy pig or a caramel chocolate mini-roll?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:45,
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Whats with the "or"?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:45,
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terrible bullying
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:47,
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snot
I just mean you could have a Percy Pig and a twix
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:51,
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you called her a whore?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:54,
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i couldn't
because the gannets got there first and there were no percys left :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:08,
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Time to pull rank and send them out for snacks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:09,
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percy pig
I like that they contain real pig, even though it's kind of grim.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:57,
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i think it's real cow these days
most sweets seem to have changed to beef gelatine rather than pork
#shitvegetarian
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:06,
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Its only bone scrapings, not proper meat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:11,
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Why are you so fucking crap?
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Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:46,
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why would you be so mean?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:50,
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Haven't you seen the "five star" incident?
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Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:51,
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Is that when Paul Ross sniffed MCAT off some blokes face?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:51,
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can you send me a link to the five star incident?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:51,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2472394
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:52,
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Is it okay if we make a statement, but just stick a question mark on the end?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:49,
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that and your shriveled, seedless balls?
/ac?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:50,
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I don't see why not?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:50,
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Yes?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:50,
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i'm happy with rhetorical questions, but a statement with a question mark at the end is a bit lazy?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:51,
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I daresay it is?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:53,
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Alright?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:55,
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Why is everyone typing in an australian accent?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:56,
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jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2472412
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:01,
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I decided to get some chinese for lunch
pork chow minge
sweet'n'sour chicken
honey chicken wings
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:57,
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Would I eat pork chow Minge?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:59,
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A Brummie once pork chow mum
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:03,
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officelols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:03,
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Well done
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:22,
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Will you go to a corner and think about what you've done?
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Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:59,
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He knows what he's done.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:01,
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That's one of the big advantages to being me, I do whatever the fuck I want.
I'm currently in my joggers and a t-shirt working from home because, you know, I have a job where I can do what I want aslong as I don't want to do anythign stupid.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:05,
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I had proper old skool chinese "brick"
chips, fried rice, curry sauce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:03,
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Oh mate, two carb based dishes and a sauce? 'ave a word will you.
Is a 'brick' where it all comes in one container? I like them. Lunchtime Speciasl.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:06,
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Yeah, a plastic brick box
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:08,
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Sweet, I know the one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:10,
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i don't really like chinese restaurants
there's not much tasty veggie stuff there.
the turkish was good though, you'd have liked that. i had a massive veggie stew with couscous and falafel and houmous. the others had pretty much the same but ruined it with grilled chicken and lamb.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:07,
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My fave turkish shut down, it was proper good.
For £8 you got
- A ton of really perfectly char'd meat
- Rice
- Salad
- store-made bread; loads of it.
- Chili sauce on the side
- Garlic sauce on the side
- Roasted onion and peppers in pomigrammit vinegar
- Sliced onion with some sort of chili and herbs.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:09,
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I dunt like garlic sauce
There, I've said it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:10,
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ruin improv
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:10,
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There are loads of chinese veggie dishes
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:19,
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it's like she's deliberately saying stupid stuff in case people haven't fully realised how stupid she is
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:58,
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