Bit weird, this morning this old soothsayer came up to me and warned me to "Beware the Ides of March"
Turns out that's not til at least the 15th, so I'm not that bothered right now.

Alt: Hi, how are you? You're looking well. Is that a new [item of clothing/haircut]?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:44, 89 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Wheres the question? I only see an alt.
Alt. I'm pretty pissed of actually. Yesterday I found out that someone I quite liked just isn't worth my time anymore. In fact I don't think I'm going to talk to them again and am thinking of 2.0ing them. As usual its Swipes fault.
( Peej, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:05, Reply)

The signs were there when he ignored the letters that little Jumanji wrote to him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:07, Reply)

Not Monty!
I love Monty 4eva! 2geva! 4years! 2come! IDST!
( Peej, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:26, Reply)

Stop vagueTwoPointOh'ing and spill the beans
I want goss
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:32, Reply)

The wound is too fresh and the pain too great to go in to it just yet.

( Peej, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:39, Reply)

bet it scone by now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)

FUCK YOU SWIPE! FUCK YOU IN YOUR FUCKING FACE! FUCKING KICK A MAN WHILST HE'S DOWN WHY DON'T YOU! I WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM! HEAR THAT! FUCKING LOVE! AND IT'S GONE!

( Peej, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:12, Reply)

alright no need to cream your pants
you'll get yourself into a right jam
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:29, Reply)

Should I get a Sausage or Bacon sandwich?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:05, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:06, Reply)

y

( Peej, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:27, Reply)

hiya it's a new coat yeah
It's no mackintosh bursting at the seams, but hey, what is?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:08, Reply)

Makes you look a bit creepy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:09, Reply)

that's just my face mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:10, Reply)

He should've realised.
No zip carries on past the top of the fabric.
( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:15, Reply)

Alright President Alssad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:15, Reply)

no real names mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:34, Reply)

MWC this week & Apple announcement next week.
Love it, Blates there is gonna be the final details on the AppkeWatch, but I think we're gonna see a new MacBook Air and maybe even a IPad Air Plus. If we get a new IPad Mini, I'll get that with the watch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:37, Reply)

easy now, double P
that wet patch on your pants is growing
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:43, Reply)

OH BOI
They're doing am apple 'pop up shop' in selfridges this month, so you can try different ones on and see what one you want. Probably will be open next tuesday, so i'll go down there next weekend. I have girly-wrists so not sure what size/style would suite me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:55, Reply)

That sounds awful.
Hipster pricks for as far as the eye can see!
( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)

hipsters in selfridges is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:09, Reply)

I knew that Steve Jobs would be somehow responsible for the end of the world.

( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:11, Reply)

He was actually the Dajjal
He will rise again in the East and lead the armies of Rome against the jihadis and eventually be speared to death by Jesus.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)

As long as the finale is televised then I'll be happy.

( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)

Oh noes, afflient people with disposable cash.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:17, Reply)

No issue with them.
Just the fucking hipsters.
( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:18, Reply)

I think Hipsters would be more android-focused really.
I mean, think about it, they want to be seen as being 'unique', and there are far more combinations of Android than iOS; with quite a bit more customisation. Or maybe WinMo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:29, Reply)

They're generally more about following trends.
They want people to view them as affluent and not behind the times, except when the trend has become the established norm. This usually means Apple dominate their lives, because it's a symbol of how much they've spent.
( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:33, Reply)

Plus Apple stuff is (to be fair) designed for people who aren't that gadgety or IT literate
who think the big e on a windows PC is Google and hence the Internet, so have zero interest in "customising" anything, they just want it to work. Add on it being shiny and reassuringly expensive and you have a winner for them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:39, Reply)

I donno man, I can do some pretty cool stuff with IT.
I mean, I compile code, use repos, develop apps and websites, use all sorts of tools, have custom shells....etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)

I hate to break it to you, G dog
But you are not a hipster
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:00, Reply)

Hi tangles
I'm OK, thanks - spent the weekend in Gloucershire visiting my sister and her family.

How are YOU?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:48, Reply)

I thought no one was going to ask.
I'm 'alright', thanks vaggy.
Although it turns out I may have to do some work today.
I'll try to keep at least half an eye on this place, on the off chance that someone may post.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)

Stout fellow.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:10, Reply)

I'm just big boned.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:11, Reply)

Morning tangles
I've been sawing trees down and chopping them up all weekend. As a result I feel like death as everything hurts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:21, Reply)

Not bad, T-Dog. Not bad.
No - are you taking the piss?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)

Very well thanks, yourself?
I had a haircut last week, do you think it suits me?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:46, Reply)

It makes you look like a middle aged publican

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:47, Reply)

I model myself on Al Murray.
Or Phil from Eastenders.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:49, Reply)

I dun a google image search and it came up with this:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)

Apologies if that really is you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:54, Reply)

Sexy.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:57, Reply)

bored bored bored
but loads to do

worst of all the boreds. i hate monday mornings.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

How are the budgies?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)

one of them is now a randy teenager
and we caught him humping his discoball with much... enthusiasm.

the other is a lazy old man!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:28, Reply)

At least he's not trying to hump Lemmy. Yet.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:31, Reply)

i think he does
he put his claws on lemmy's chest and made "come here" noises".

lemmy bit him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)

#bentbudgie

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:36, Reply)

he's bright purple
i don't know what else we expected
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:37, Reply)

Ours is still having flying issues, banging into the wall every time he takes off. He's a bit useless really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:42, Reply)

poor little baby
jenny must have been on the pub gin when laying eggs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:26, Reply)

Actually, I have just had my hair cut, so sweet of you to notice.
I went to a place that was run by women. The immediately noticeable difference was that I was charged twice as much as a proper barber's. I put this down to two things. A) Women are habitually rinsed for haircuts and this seems to have carried over to the moustache and 1940s themed outfit crowd and B) One of them looked a little Semitic.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)

I never have my hair cut by a man.
Seems a bit gay to me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:54, Reply)

It's only gay if it's your pubic hair.

( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:59, Reply)

FUCKING BORED!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:00, Reply)

I'm rougher than cavemen boots

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:16, Reply)

Slightly shit, but doing okay

( $$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:23, Reply)

I always wondered what the SS stood for.

( Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:24, Reply)

East Coast Trains should sack their new marketing manager

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:25, Reply)

Nice uniforms, and telling other people what to do?

(Twangy Rubber, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:36, Reply)