paedoprick, bestialprick and lentilprick
alt: i don't like the thought of the IS nutters getting hold of nuclear or biological weapons at some point.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:16, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Considering they're pretty much based in Iraq and Syria the payload would probably need to be delivered by camel.

( Muns, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)

it's still enough to give you the hump

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:20, Reply)

water way to go

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)

t'would be a good thing if they just got rid of themselves in one fell swoop.
*sends weapons*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)

Did you see them throwing gayers off rooves?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)

and hacking hands and heads off people

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)

pooves off rooves

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:38, Reply)

if you spell it "roofs", it might read better...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)

I'll do it correctly is how I'll do it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)

so, "roofs", then...
Roofs

Roofs is the most widely accepted plural of Roof both spoken and spelt, it is often pronounced as "Rooves" which has lead to all this confusion!

Rooves

The word Rooves is not considered correct as a plural of Roof and would be difficult to find in the dictionary. There has been notable errors in some dictionaries opting for the word Rooves as the plural for Roof but this has been a mistake on their behalf
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)

bollocks. the plural of roof is rooves.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)

YEAH! Is the plural of Hoof Hoofs or Hooves!
So roof must be Rooves and the English language is perfect with literally no contradictions
( Peej, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)

WRONG FUCKO

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

Which fucko were you looking for?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

YEAH!!!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

Apology accepted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)

here
imma go with the oxford dictionary over the lewisham dictionary!

www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/roof

i enjoyed this bit: Words that rhyme with roof
aloof, behoof, goof, hoof, pouffe, proof, shadoof, spoof, Tartuffe, underproof, woof
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

since when did woof rhyme with roof?
what kind of dumbass dog has the author got?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Woofter, as in a gay person?

( Muns, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

still pronounced wuffter though innit

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)

I find it's one of those words that varies place to place.
Lahndaners definitely say woofter.
( Muns, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:11, Reply)

Locals like to call it 'The Dictionary'
but it's really just a piss-soaked yellow pages in a vandalised phone box.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

wooooof?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

modern usage innit.
when I was a lad it was rooves.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

rooves all fields
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)

all fields a slowly condensing cloud of interstellar gas
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

hahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

They're not all bad then.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:41, Reply)

I wanted to but the tickets had sold out

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)

They wouldn't know what to do with them. Fucking backward retards.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)

how come they expect everyone else to live like it's the medieval times
but they're allowed smartphones, cameras, the internet etc etc...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)

the quran wasn't written at a time where legislation could be made regarding digital gadgetry, although i'm sure allah in all his glory would have forseen these future technologies and designated them as haram if he didn't want them used in the jihad
cheers
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)

I like it when they've got free cds on the cover

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)

Information Services are an essential and much-maligned part of this organisation
you're going to the back of the queue next time your PC breaks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)

my new trainee is horrified by how often our printer breaks
she is adamant she is going to get IT to replace it. yeah, good luck with that, been trying for about 5 years. they just send out some gimp with a toolbox, and he does precisely nothing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:38, Reply)

Perhaps they'll respond to someone younger and prettier

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:40, Reply)

so you're saying anyone who works in IT is shallow and pathetic?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)

oh not just IT, most men

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:44, Reply)

I know I am a chaivinist

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)

When I was an IT tech I definitely gave a service that varied in quality depending on how female, young and attractive the customer was.

( Peej, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)

So the old and ugly ones get the best advice because you don't want to keep seeing them?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

I think all teas are equal

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)

Except proper tea ...

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)

I hope you are not including me in 'most', I'm not shallow or pathetic.
I'll have you know I prefer old ugly women.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)

so does tangles
and so does his wife
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

cool, let's set up a swingers party

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

king louie lols

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)

why isn't this on the front page yet

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:03, Reply)

cutbacks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Stick it on /calendar

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)

but what if young beautiful people sign up? what then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)

*looks around b3ta*
I think it'll be ok
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)

I can't make it.
Sorry.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)

they wouldn't be nearly young enough for you, watkins

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:03, Reply)

mostly the gays

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)