so it turns out that when the girl in the burrito place is new
you shouldn't just watch as she piles on way more stuff than her more experienced colleagues. turns out even they won't be able to wrap it properly, it will be all cold in some bits and warm in others, and you certainly won't be able to eat it properly. :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:31, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

a woman who thinks less is more!
We've stumbled upon a first.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:43, Reply)

i should have ordered it in a box rather than a wrap
then all would have been well
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, Reply)

Unless you speak up what you're wearing doesn't make a blind bit of difference

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)

well now i'm wearing a burrito

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:58, Reply)

I hope you complained and got her sacked.
Jenny budgie is sticking her arse in Jimmy's face again, think it's time for the nesting box :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)

of course i didn't, i'm far too nice
i am about to ring the boss of a taxi company and make him cough up a charity donation in return for utterly fucking up sat night though.

dirty bitch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:06, Reply)

Maybe you should start wearing a bib,
or get a responsible adult to help you eat?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:15, Reply)

maybe you should fobtt xx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:16, Reply)

You mean bully.
If this board had moderators, you can bet I'd be complaining to them, right now, and you'd be b& before you know it.

*mwah*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:25, Reply)

we do have one
but last i saw, she was posting on fb about needing alcohol.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:29, Reply)

Keyword: Scottish

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)

A mythical, Scottish entity?
Is this board moderated by a wild haggis?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:44, Reply)

Yes. Yes it is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)

This place is so wakki,
I might just burst.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:14, Reply)

#middleclassproblems

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)

if you can afford to have a burrito wrapped at all you're in the world's most privileged 4%

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:53, Reply)

it's a staple food for those middle class mexicans

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:55, Reply)

there's nowt Mexican about the burritos we get over here
they're texmex

Proper Mexican povvo food is just beans and corn and beans.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:58, Reply)

wow

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:59, Reply)

you're welcome

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:59, Reply)

because you had no idea that food sold in london isn't really authentic, did you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)

i only come on here to learn from the know it all bores

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)

The word burrito means "little donkey" in Spanish, as a diminutive form of burro, or "donkey". The name burrito as applied to the dish possibly derives from the appearance of bedrolls and packs that donkeys carried.[4]
Hth.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)

burro is a much nicer word than donkey

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:05, Reply)

see what you think after you get 'burro punched'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:09, Reply)

You're just a bore, rather than a know it all xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:08, Reply)

bore-ito

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:08, Reply)

haha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:09, Reply)

lol

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:14, Reply)

nice copying and pasting, making sure to leave the citation reference.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:14, Reply)

F[4]IL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:15, Reply)

bed box
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)

clickin dis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)

It's no boxrolls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)

I was letting that go because I got the joke and didn't feel the need to be a pedant.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)

Whereas I nearly always feel the need to be a pedant.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:24, Reply)

To be honest it's more likely that doctor failing pub got it wrong in the first place

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:28, Reply)

I always thought it was pen-dant until just now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:00, Reply)

knowing stuff is rubbish

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)

hold the corn

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:59, Reply)

trufax, chicago is known as 'the windy city' because of its large mexican population

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)

Wait a sec, are you telling me this melted Dairy Milk _isn't_ a 'mole' ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)