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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just booked a room at the below hotel

Looks like it might be a bit waqqi but it was nice and cheap. What accomodation have you regretted booking?

Alt: Last thing you stole you light-fingered scum
Altalt: Carrot Cake y/n
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:45, 51 replies, latest was 6 years ago)
that looks..... interesting!
nothing since a lipstick when i was 5. and so stupid i stole the display model. my mum made me take it back and apologise, and the humiliation meant that i never ever ever did it again.

alt:alt: fuck no, most cake sucks. lemon drizzle or nothing.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)
I had some nice lemon dizzle biscuits the other day, light as a feather
I don't usually stop over in London, just find an all night club and get the first train back in the morning but I'm a bit old and pathetic and creaky for all that now, so crappy hotel it is!
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
lemon drizzle biscuits sound fucking awesome

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an Umbrella?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)
I just kept having that joke in my head

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)
These were the ones..
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)
chocolate fudgie wudgies sounds like something dozer might name a small rodent
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)
Their dark chocolate ginger ones are the business.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)
Yes, I had those ones as well, very nice

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)
I once booked into a cheapo Lenny Henry hotel cos it was near a venue
He wasn't even there.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
I'd pay extra for that

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
I was hoping for a drunken bounce on his missus

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Shes at my place of work today

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)
tell her to butter up and I'll be over as soon as I've finished this drink

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)
Shes always here, I'll tell her next time.
My mate walked in on her changing today "by accident"
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:56, Reply)
love the mid 90s website design

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
Nice website that, looks class.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
I can't wait to see what room I get
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
or which minor celebrity you'll be sharing with

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:04, Reply)
I hope it's Craig David

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:06, Reply)
*bagsies tuesday or sunday*

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:08, Reply)
Excellent work

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:09, Reply)
Sorry, I'm only there Fridays and Saturdays.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)
I hope you've gone for Highland Fling.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
The St Albans Hotel, Leicester
It was neither a hotel, nor was it in St Albans.
But it was filthy and cheap.*

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)
bloody hell flashing text

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)
some shithole off euston road when i missed the last train home, it was grim but was an absolute bargain at £120 for the 5 hours i was there
alt: your heart
altalt: y
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)
I didn't really want to go back to my mams at Christmas.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:03, Reply)
I booked a room in a hotel in Nantwich
The door lock was smashed off and the bright yellow shower tray had no curtain

Probably a pen

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:10, Reply)
Honky Tonk Afro FTW

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:11, Reply)
The hotel I stayed at in malta had a dodgy looking boiler hanging over the bath, towels that smelled of vinegar and a poolhouse that was full of brummies on full-board drinking two halves of lager constantly even when it was raining.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)
Why did your wife kill herself in a maltese bathroom?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:17, Reply)
this comment really deserved much more attention
poor show, internet audience
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:48, Reply)
Hemel Hemstead room
No windows at all and 3 channels on the TV
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:21, Reply)
A cheap hotel in Tunisia
It was as grim as a cheap hotel in Tunisia could be. Fortunately it was just for a night and I think it was less than a fiver back in the early 90's

Alt: stuff from work doesn't count right, in which case a 4ft fibreglass squirrel

alt2 N there are better cakes out there
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)
why did you steal a 4ft fibreglass squirrel.

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:31, Reply)
Looks like the kind of place people who frequent cereal cafes stay at
I once stayed (and subsequently ran screaming from) in a Travelodge in Nottingham that didn't need one of those UV lamps to show up the stains, just a dull bulb or sliver of sunlight would suffice.

Alt: A march
Altalt: Yes please
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
I once had to stay in an Ibis because there was nowhere else.
I was pleasantly surprised by the room, but there were ghastly northern working class people at breakfast in morning. I will not be going back.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
I stayed in one a couple of weekends ago
With the window shut it was boiling hot, with the window open it was crazy noisy.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:50, Reply)
alright Goldilocks

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:54, Reply)
Are you a ghastly, working class northerner?

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:56, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:39, Reply)
Youth hostel in Wales
Now, I was expecting to have to make a few sacrifices in terms of comfort, but "borrowing a rock from reception to make sure the bedroom door stayed closed" was not one of them.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:34, Reply)
sorry Im late!!
I'd like to stay here when it opens. a former prison without any of that soap dropping, thanks to grindr.

I stayed in an awful hotel in London, above a curry shop and ran by the smelly food soap dodgers. luckily me and my mate were mortal enough to just pass out when we got there.

alt. Your hearts
altalt. Y
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:37, Reply)
60 quid a night hotel in Bethnal Green.
It was so awful I ended up choosing to sleep on a floor rather than go back to my (pre-paid) room.

alt: My mrs nicks pint glasses for me on a semi-regular basis.

altalt: Yeah, buddy. Lovely. Cup of tea too, cheers.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:42, Reply)

nt gla
for on
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)

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