Just booked a room at the below hotel
pavilionhoteluk.com/

Looks like it might be a bit waqqi but it was nice and cheap. What accomodation have you regretted booking?

Alt: Last thing you stole you light-fingered scum
Altalt: Carrot Cake y/n
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:45, 51 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

that looks..... interesting!
nothing since a lipstick when i was 5. and so stupid i stole the display model. my mum made me take it back and apologise, and the humiliation meant that i never ever ever did it again.

alt:alt: fuck no, most cake sucks. lemon drizzle or nothing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:47, Reply)

I had some nice lemon dizzle biscuits the other day, light as a feather
I don't usually stop over in London, just find an all night club and get the first train back in the morning but I'm a bit old and pathetic and creaky for all that now, so crappy hotel it is!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

lemon drizzle biscuits sound fucking awesome

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an Umbrella?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)

fo'drizzle

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

I just kept having that joke in my head

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)

These were the ones..
www.borderbiscuits.co.uk/our-biscuits/deliciously-different/
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)

blimey
chocolate fudgie wudgies sounds like something dozer might name a small rodent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)

Their dark chocolate ginger ones are the business.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)

Yes, I had those ones as well, very nice

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)

I once booked into a cheapo Lenny Henry hotel cos it was near a venue
He wasn't even there.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)

I'd pay extra for that

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)

I was hoping for a drunken bounce on his missus

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)

Shes at my place of work today

( Peej, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:59, Reply)

tell her to butter up and I'll be over as soon as I've finished this drink

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)

Shes always here, I'll tell her next time.
My mate walked in on her changing today "by accident"
( Peej, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:56, Reply)

love the mid 90s website design

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)

Nice website that, looks class.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)

Innit
I can't wait to see what room I get
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)

or which minor celebrity you'll be sharing with

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:04, Reply)

I hope it's Craig David

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:06, Reply)

*bagsies tuesday or sunday*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:08, Reply)

Excellent work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:09, Reply)

Sorry, I'm only there Fridays and Saturdays.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)

I hope you've gone for Highland Fling.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)

The St Albans Hotel, Leicester
It was neither a hotel, nor was it in St Albans.
But it was filthy and cheap.*




*HAHAHA LIKE YOUR MUM HAHAHAH!!!!!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)

bloody hell flashing text

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)

some shithole off euston road when i missed the last train home, it was grim but was an absolute bargain at £120 for the 5 hours i was there
alt: your heart
altalt: y
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

I didn't really want to go back to my mams at Christmas.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:03, Reply)

I booked a room in a hotel in Nantwich
The door lock was smashed off and the bright yellow shower tray had no curtain

Alt:
Probably a pen

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:10, Reply)

Honky Tonk Afro FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:11, Reply)

The hotel I stayed at in malta had a dodgy looking boiler hanging over the bath, towels that smelled of vinegar and a poolhouse that was full of brummies on full-board drinking two halves of lager constantly even when it was raining.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Why did your wife kill herself in a maltese bathroom?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:17, Reply)

this comment really deserved much more attention
poor show, internet audience
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:48, Reply)

Hemel Hemstead room
No windows at all and 3 channels on the TV
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:21, Reply)

A cheap hotel in Tunisia
It was as grim as a cheap hotel in Tunisia could be. Fortunately it was just for a night and I think it was less than a fiver back in the early 90's

Alt: stuff from work doesn't count right, in which case a 4ft fibreglass squirrel

alt2 N there are better cakes out there
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)

why did you steal a 4ft fibreglass squirrel.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:31, Reply)

Looks like the kind of place people who frequent cereal cafes stay at
I once stayed (and subsequently ran screaming from) in a Travelodge in Nottingham that didn't need one of those UV lamps to show up the stains, just a dull bulb or sliver of sunlight would suffice.

Alt: A march
Altalt: Yes please
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)

I once had to stay in an Ibis because there was nowhere else.
I was pleasantly surprised by the room, but there were ghastly northern working class people at breakfast in morning. I will not be going back.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)

I stayed in one a couple of weekends ago
With the window shut it was boiling hot, with the window open it was crazy noisy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:50, Reply)

alright Goldilocks

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:54, Reply)

Are you a ghastly, working class northerner?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:56, Reply)

fuck off dozers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:39, Reply)

Youth hostel in Wales
Now, I was expecting to have to make a few sacrifices in terms of comfort, but "borrowing a rock from reception to make sure the bedroom door stayed closed" was not one of them.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:34, Reply)

HI GUYS!!!
sorry Im late!!
I'd like to stay here when it opens. a former prison without any of that soap dropping, thanks to grindr.
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/step-inside-liverpools-bridewell-hotel-8838720
www.staycentral.com

I stayed in an awful hotel in London, above a curry shop and ran by the smelly food soap dodgers. luckily me and my mate were mortal enough to just pass out when we got there.

alt. Your hearts
altalt. Y
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:37, Reply)

60 quid a night hotel in Bethnal Green.
It was so awful I ended up choosing to sleep on a floor rather than go back to my (pre-paid) room.

alt: My mrs nicks pint glasses for me on a semi-regular basis.

altalt: Yeah, buddy. Lovely. Cup of tea too, cheers.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:42, Reply)

nicks
nt gla
for on
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)