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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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22.13 thread. Guess what I am drinking?
Extra points for spunk and YM.

Alt: Guess how much longer I am on holiday and therefore better than you, your families or anyone you have ever known?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:15, 130 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
YM's spunk?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:19, Reply)
is it seminal fluid through the delicate strawlike bends of a ladyboy's cock?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)
8/10

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Whatever it is I bet it has a dash of lemonade in the top.
Alt: I hope you stay as long as David Miller and Hannah Witheridge
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:23, Reply)
Your spunk from ym?
alt: Being imprisoned for downloading pthc doesn't count as a holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)
My mums spunk

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:31, Reply)
All good answers but the correct one is:
FUCK YOU, TOOLS DOWN.

I'd like to thank Windy Pig for this inspirational response. We're all missing you. #eastcoast.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:38, Reply)
YM regurgitated, rainbow-kissed spunk from a bukakke party
alt. dont care. Didn't even notice you were away tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:53, Reply)
\0 jay, Manchester was shit and damp this weekend.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:58, Reply)
yer was pretty shit.
I was out on Sunday mind for a few doubles.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)
I went for a few round the Northern Quarter, I like the bars and pubs round there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:07, Reply)
hipster

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:12, Reply)
Nope, beardless.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:14, Reply)
clam

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)
How is the land of pthc? Tiring?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:17, Reply)
drinking those kids bloods isn't really making me feel any younger!
Worked last Gadd.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:22, Reply)
this is seriously in contention for POTD just for "rainbow kissing".
YOU, MADAM, ARE A MODERN DAY DR SNUGGLES.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:59, Reply)
you didn't even have to look it up, you filthy deviant.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)
open wide.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:09, Reply)
always

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:12, Reply)
I love you, Barbara!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:12, Reply)
3

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:53, Reply)
is that your IQ or number of friends?
Lol.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:02, Reply)
NO YOUR

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)
I'm going to guess:
Campari and soda with a twist of lime and a cocktail umbrella in the glass with two uneven cubes of pineapple speared onto the handle.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:11, Reply)
Layzungennelman!
We have the closest guess yet.

From a man that has to shave his Yeti palms.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)
Feels like a bit of a hollow victory
in that I'm the only person so far to have guessed an actual drink.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:21, Reply)
You're my favourite!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:23, Reply)
are Blur overrateted? y/n

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:30, Reply)
A bit, probably. They haven't been ruined by drunken idiots warbling their mediocre songs out of tune like Oasis have.
And Alban did some good collabs with del etc in Gorillaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:41, Reply)
case in point, Northerns are coonts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:42, Reply)
Stone Roses are better than both of them though.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)
aye, mah boanneh heather

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:51, Reply)
oasis are just tuneless drunk versions of Beatles B sides anyway

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)
Yes. Have you seen Noel's commentary on their videos though?
It's quite lol 'cos you can tell he thinks it's all bollocks as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)
Noel is alright
Although he was on the radio the other day talking about his first gig and I know for a fact his story was 100% qftw bollocks.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
That's incredibly generous to them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:48, Reply)
Chang?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:32, Reply)
they'll throw you under the jail here for possession of cocaine.
That said, go on then.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:41, Reply)
Obvs, with Cheech.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)
I was born in East Penang!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)
Stand and deliver awoyeeoourghmoney or your life HUNGH!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)
No Doubt covered that. it was pretty cringe.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:55, Reply)
alright
Appraisals day today weren't it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)
How much pay did you get docked?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:45, Reply)
none mate, it was a glowing review
Particularly lavish praise for my communication skillz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:59, Reply)
three and a half tails

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:09, Reply)
^ looks like andreas lubbitz ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)
^ looks like Gillian Blubbertits ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Are we allowed to appraise you as well?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:49, Reply)
I thought you were in charge around here
Or do you report to McChinaman now?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
He's not the boss of me!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:53, Reply)
"Could do better" Mrs Dozer

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:54, Reply)
"probably couldn't" everybody else

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:57, Reply)
Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)
dickhead

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
No I'm not.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:07, Reply)
Oh come on, now.
You are, really. A little bit. Be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)
* shuffles feet *

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:21, Reply)
n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Had mine last week. 'Technically great, want him to manage some stuff but he'll need a kick up the arse for that'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)
row, row, rew
Are Muskehounds always ready?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)
row, row, row
I'm every woman
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:51, Reply)

m every ve never touched a
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:54, Reply)
terrible bullying

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Fuck off back to lastminute.


Alright, mate? Fetch us back a stick of rock, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
show me your spaniel's ear's yo'u slag'

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:57, Reply)
Bit of respect please?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Elephant's ears, at least.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:02, Reply)
toooooOOOOOoooOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:02, Reply)
I'd never have had you pegged for an Erasure fan, Jayse.
Livin' the stereotype.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)
I LOVE Erasure :)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:06, Reply)
I've totally seen them in concert.
They put on quite a good show, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:10, Reply)
they put on a better show now than they did back in the olden days
d g
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)
We saw the Cowboy tour.
They were my brother's favourite band for years, so I took him to see them in Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:14, Reply)
I saw them in Glasgow back in the olden gays
I didn't take my brother though because he's not a homosexual
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:16, Reply)
So, just you then?
The only gay in the family...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:19, Reply)
it's not hereditary, you know

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:20, Reply)
Are you sure?
Cause I caught it off your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:22, Reply)
The Violet Flame is one of the best albums they've done.
(that's the most recent one btw)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:30, Reply)
you just reminded me how fucking atrocious Wheatus were
Thanks for that, BFF.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)
They were no AAF that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:06, Reply)
abba are fabulous

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)
You mean FABULOUS!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:19, Reply)
Appropriately for all you I am on to The Happy Mondays.
It is Tuesday here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:21, Reply)
I should probably tell you all know, just to end the crippling tenSion, that I am drinking Dubonnet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:30, Reply)
and Babycham.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:31, Reply)
War of the Worlds? y/n

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:33, Reply)
It's a million to one.
Hahahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:34, Reply)

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