Alright then,
where is everyone today?
( .Yeti., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:21, 52 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oxford

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

Coventry

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

London

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

Oxford

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)

Not London.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)

I should totally have printed out some bingo cards for this.

( .Yeti., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)

Scotland

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)

london baby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)

Manchester

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)

not telling you. You might track me down, slip date rape drugs into my drink and have your way with my anus.

( Muns, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)

Well, if you will insist on putting ideas into my head...

( .Yeti., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)

Alright then.
Nottingham.
( Muns, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)

Sorted
I'll bring the new-formula "No More Tears" Vaseline.
( .Yeti., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)

Dont
he prefers the extra sandy swarfiga approach
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)

rfig stik
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:47, Reply)

He's a reich slag, that one

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:54, Reply)

I'm wherever you want me to be.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)

I want you to be in Milton Keynes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)

Milton Keynes side me
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)

Well I am.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:47, Reply)

I think that's made it easier for all concerned

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:49, Reply)

to be   Milton Keynes my room
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 17:44, Reply)

I went to school with Peter Tobin's son
Just sayin'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)

Take it into the previous thread please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:47, Reply)

:(
To be fair, that's the end of the story. I didn't really know him. Although occasionally he bumps into my mum and he always aks after me. Weird, because we weren't friends. I barely remember him to be honest.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:50, Reply)

I don't think it would be jumping to unnecessary conclusions to assume that he is a chip of the old block and intends to rape and murder and rape you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)

disgusting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:53, Reply)

New York, Paris, Peckham.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:47, Reply)

Has everyone seen this reddit experiment.
Spooky eh. i wonder what it's about...
www.reddit.com/r/thebutton/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)

I went 'in' too hard on my soup and now i have soup in my beard.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:53, Reply)

I was having a relaxing morning at the flat
apart from the 3 times I had to move the microwave as my kitchen got "sorted out" by the girlfriend.

It ended up back in the same place it started.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:54, Reply)

I know how your kitchen feels.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:56, Reply)

It's like weightlifting innit.
After you've finished, the weight's in the same place as it was when you started, but YOU have grown as a PERSON.
( .Yeti., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:04, Reply)

If you are a man then you will have shrunk as a person

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:13, Reply)

^doesn't even lift

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:16, Reply)

Brah come over here and say that.

( .Yeti., Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)

Well i suppose at least you got to clear all the rice and crumbs etc out from under it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:12, Reply)

wait, whoa...
GIRLFRIEND?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)

seems unlikely

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)

thing is, i've met her
so secretly i know she's real.

maybe he isn't?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:33, Reply)

Have you met her though
or is Lighty really a secret master of hypnosis
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:36, Reply)

I hire an actress

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:53, Reply)

Newcastle. Manchester. Spiceworld

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Still in London

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:14, Reply)

I'm still not.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Well at least we're consistent

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:24, Reply)

Inside.
s'OK.
(Twangy Rubber, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:16, Reply)

Somewhere over the rainbow

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)

Purgatory

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)