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No petty bickerflirting thread.
What's your favourite animal and or soup and or music and or body cavity?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:54, 84 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
my cat cream of tomato big beat kneepit

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
a sadcoremuligatawnyotterarsehole

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)
You are ALL my favourites.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)
get fucked, you bent prick

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)
no you are

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)
Budgie for the first3.
Bumhole.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Mulligatawny.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Type of owl?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
The fact that owls make terrible pets is one of nature's cruel tricks.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
they make great soup though

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
did you see the idiots that were going to open an owl bar in london as a pop-up?
not sure if they did or not, but poor owls.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
I've fucked worse.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)
i have no difficulty in swallowing that

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)
too fit to woo.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)
or
too thick to chew
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)
Surely spit, on a first date?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)
posh wank, cant be too careful yknow

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Marigolds and butter?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)
How can anyone have a favourite music anyway?
Dun't make sense
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
youn dunt make sense

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)
my favourite music is Eddie Halliwell and Above & Beyond.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
i like droning folk with a midlands accent and the faint scuffle of an unwashed beard tickling the microphone
but you just can't seem to find stuff like that these days
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
nor would you want to

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
it is surprising that the black country accent isn't extinct by now
how do they ever find each other sexy enough to have sex?
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)
I like
Red arsed baboons
Dinuguan served to Jews and Moslems
Anything by Divine whilst power fucking the anal canal, rectum and a lot of descending colon
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
0/4

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
prejudiced
Booooooooooooo
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)
I'm a terrible bumophobe

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)
I was anticipating that one of the four was correct

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)
I'd like to keep chickens
They do eggs, roasts and walk funny.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
you want ducks
better eggs, better roasts, stupider walk
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
needs moar goose

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)
Needs moar pond too. I'd love to keep ducks.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)
they Fucking reek.
Do not get chickens unless you can keep them a good 300m from the house.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)
Didnt know this.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)
what did you imagine they would do with all their piss and shit?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)
What else?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)
SEXY...AS...FUCK

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)
salt water crocodile (pool)
crabmeat and sweetcorn
80's new wave pop
nostril
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
are you back yet?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)
sadly yes, mate.
2nd day at work.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)
you enjoy it?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)
It was great, Winders.
Seems like ages ago already.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)
I'm well jel, might book a holiday soon.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)
hello.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:18, Reply)
yo

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)
lion. chicken and mushroom. ROCK AND ROLL. bellybutton

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)
I'm sorry, you can only have rock or roll, not both.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)
how about country and western

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)
how about scooby and scrappy doo.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)
You can only have cunt, tree, west or urn.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
Why did they ever drop the western bit?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
because it was shit.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
dunno, get some more Muslims involved.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)
It drew too much attention to the fact that in every country the western bit is heavily inbred.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:34, Reply)
I ate loads of goats cheese last night and when I had a pish this morning it smelled just like the goats cheese.
Nutty, piquant and delicious.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:21, Reply)
goats cheese is delicious when warm
not as keen on it cold

not at all keen on your pish.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
just poo for this girl!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
not sure if description or command

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)
Mainly a description, but if you want to treat it as a command....

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)
you licks the wee.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
cheers, best wank that I have had in ages

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
no probs, gay pal!

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)
so what your saying is your knob smells of kids?

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)
kids with beards

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)
bum soup

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
shark pea & ham trance mouth

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)
but enough about your last date

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
Lols,

(, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)

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