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No petty bickerflirting thread.
What's your favourite animal and or soup and or music and or body cavity?
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:54, 84 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

my cat cream of tomato big beat kneepit

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)

a sadcoremuligatawnyotterarsehole

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)

You are ALL my favourites.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)

get fucked, you bent prick

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)

no you are

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)

Budgie for the first3.
Bumhole.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)

Mulligatawny.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)

Type of owl?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)

The fact that owls make terrible pets is one of nature's cruel tricks.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)

they make great soup though

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)

did you see the idiots that were going to open an owl bar in london as a pop-up?
not sure if they did or not, but poor owls.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)

I've fucked worse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)

i have no difficulty in swallowing that

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)

too fit to woo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)

or
too thick to chew
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)

Surely spit, on a first date?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)

posh wank, cant be too careful yknow

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)

Marigolds and butter?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)

How can anyone have a favourite music anyway?
Dun't make sense
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)

youn dunt make sense

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)

my favourite music is Eddie Halliwell and Above & Beyond.

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)

i like droning folk with a midlands accent and the faint scuffle of an unwashed beard tickling the microphone
but you just can't seem to find stuff like that these days
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

nor would you want to

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)

it is surprising that the black country accent isn't extinct by now
how do they ever find each other sexy enough to have sex?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)

I like
Red arsed baboons
Dinuguan served to Jews and Moslems
Anything by Divine whilst power fucking the anal canal, rectum and a lot of descending colon
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)

0/4

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)

prejudiced
Booooooooooooo
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

I'm a terrible bumophobe

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)

I was anticipating that one of the four was correct

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)

I'd like to keep chickens
They do eggs, roasts and walk funny.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)

you want ducks
better eggs, better roasts, stupider walk
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)

needs moar goose

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)

Needs moar pond too. I'd love to keep ducks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)

they Fucking reek.
Do not get chickens unless you can keep them a good 300m from the house.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)

Didnt know this.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

what did you imagine they would do with all their piss and shit?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)

What else?

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Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)

SEXY...AS...FUCK

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)

salt water crocodile (pool)
crabmeat and sweetcorn
80's new wave pop
nostril
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

are you back yet?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)

sadly yes, mate.
2nd day at work.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)

you enjoy it?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)

It was great, Winders.
Seems like ages ago already.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)

I'm well jel, might book a holiday soon.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)

hello.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:18, Reply)

yo

(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)

lion. chicken and mushroom. ROCK AND ROLL. bellybutton

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)

I'm sorry, you can only have rock or roll, not both.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)

how about country and western

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)

how about scooby and scrappy doo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

You can only have cunt, tree, west or urn.

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Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

Why did they ever drop the western bit?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

because it was shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

dunno, get some more Muslims involved.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)

It drew too much attention to the fact that in every country the western bit is heavily inbred.

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Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:34, Reply)

I ate loads of goats cheese last night and when I had a pish this morning it smelled just like the goats cheese.
Nutty, piquant and delicious.
(Good evening Good evening, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:21, Reply)

goats cheese is delicious when warm
not as keen on it cold

not at all keen on your pish.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

just poo for this girl!

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Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

not sure if description or command

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

Mainly a description, but if you want to treat it as a command....

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Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)

you licks the wee.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

cheers, best wank that I have had in ages

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

no probs, gay pal!

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)

so what your saying is your knob smells of kids?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)

kids with beards

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

bum soup

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$$ ✅, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

shark pea & ham trance mouth

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

but enough about your last date

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

Lols,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)

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