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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it's National Trust National Mills Weekend this weekend
do you all have exciting mill plans? I prefer a watermill to a windmill myself.
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:50, 166 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
*watermill fives*
I once spent a VERY drunken afternoon conversing with a carp at a watermill in Welwyn
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
#pamayres

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
splendid

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
One of my most favouritist days ever that
Two of my best mates were getting married there, I was an usher, free booze and food all day and pulled a very fit PE teacher

#livingthedream
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
Stop carping on about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)
You've haddock enough, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)
Get off your perch.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)
For cod's sake
Turbot out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)
#livingthebream

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:03, Reply)
DAMN!
Why didn't I think of that?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)
I'm a dab hand at fish puns

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
You are certainly getting whiting there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)
Fit as in "good cardio" or fit as in "sexually attractive"?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)
Both

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)
As you have yourself admitted that you had been drinking heavily all day, we shall assume that the beer goggles were in effect
and she was in fact a sweaty mass of desperate blubber.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)
No, that was me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)
So SHE had been drinking heavily all day too?
That explains it then.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:03, Reply)
Heather Mills!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
Cheers.
Legless.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
cheers

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)
for god's sake don't mention windmills

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
*windmills*

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)
I once toured the mills of Great Britain with Michael Elphick.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
That must have been a Boon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
Might go to The Old Mill in Baginton

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
you fucking hobbit

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)
Explains the hairy feet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)
there is a beautifully restored windmill only a couple of streets away from my house

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)
you should go pick a fight with Oliver Reid

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Tim Tilt-on?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
<s>wind</s> Bob +s

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
He really gets right on my nerves

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)
Shush your mouth, In Bed With Medinner was one of the finest post-pub programmes ever.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)
His smug gland is showing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
In fact this is quite relevant because I often used to watch it after drinking in the Old Mill in Baginton, when it was my local.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
I used to drink in a pub called Windmills
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
is that where you got the number for your bonnie tiler?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
No.
My next door neighbours hooked me up with that tile restorer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
is your obsession with restored property a cry for help?
Do you house contempt for the pierced affliction you call a face?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
All this and more
today on JAYSUMS
*cue music*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
^ perpetual tenant and ITV enthusiast

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)
You can get fucked with the ITV thing and there's nothing wrong with renting, el cunto.
YD's been renting his harris for years
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
MD's been dead for five years pal
And there may be nothing wrong with renting now, but when you're retired with an income of 144 pound a week then good luck paying your rent and your bills!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
moot, you'll prolly be dead from aids in three years

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)
thanks for the emotional support mate xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)
it was years ago, get over it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)
well over it mate, it was just inconvenient as fuck

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)

+an as
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)
God GET OVER IT will you?
I'll have my parents house then to either sell on and get one of my own or live in. But thanks for the concern :)
I'll be working til im 70 anyway at this rate
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)
it's fairly likely that your parents will have to sell it to pay for long term care.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
^ this
Unless they're rich?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Exactly, they worked hard so you don't have to.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
they must be so proud of their underachieving potatohead thicko sodomite son

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)

Thanks, I get told all the time.

want me to get a ouija board out so you can get some love?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:52, Reply)
LOOK THE GLASS IS MOVING!!!!!
S......k......8......r......p.....r......i..................
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:53, Reply)
LOL

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:04, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:05, Reply)
don't be daft
that's just "mrs dozer" pushing the glass
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:09, Reply)

Ouija board? Typical bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:07, Reply)
the beauty of working hard and getting your own house, means that when your parents die, you get 2 houses.
And then you can rent one out and have loads of cash for booze and kebabs and pizza and booze and lovely cocaine.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)
and that most of the time, your cost of living decreases over the years instead of increasing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
and you can't get forced to move house unless you go crankrupt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
you know what's even better than working hard?
not working hard
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
typical northerner

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:34, Reply)
sloth is my third or fourth favourite sin

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)
What happens if you already have two houses and will inherit three more? What then?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)
then you must donate four of them to the poor
Either that or sell them for a lot of money.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)
I hope my family die soon.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)
me too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)
It won't make me like you just because we will both have dead families

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
you like me for my suave manner and wakki persona, online

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)
Is it worth me pointing out that you are a prick in real life as well, or have people already worked that out for themselves?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:44, Reply)
I think it's best for people to find out the hard way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:47, Reply)
I assume everyone is the same online and in real life.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:48, Reply)
well of course they are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)
I'm slightly duller and take a little longer to respond in real life.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:03, Reply)
damn weed

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:06, Reply)
I talk fewer in real life

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:07, Reply)
Yeah talking is boring innit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:09, Reply)
I tend to shout more or just make irritating noises

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:10, Reply)
pizza kebabs with cocaine sauce

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)
So every day is a Friday? Woah.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)
that's basically the whole point of retirement

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:41, Reply)
OK. Your idea is better.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:52, Reply)
what is this?
I come here for a break from work and you're talking about water mills or some such shit?

FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
Are you a miller?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)
He's had Hugh, Pugh, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)
and been Trumpton by all of them

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
he does kiss hairy farting arseholes

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
Didn't realise it ground your gears so much.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
*windmills*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)
As a fully paid up member of the National Trust,
I don't intend to visit any of their properties over the upcoming Bank Holiday weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
*nationaltrustfives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)
Get bent, you NT pansies
#englishheritage4lyf
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)
national trust scones are way better

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
I'm only interested in the free samples of mead in the gift shops

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
you fucking hobbit
/ac
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
Having checked in my wallet, it turns out *englishheritagefives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
I'm going to park in some of their car parks just to get my money's worth

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)
Good plan.
They sent me expired membership cards, this year. By way of an apology, they sent me a voucher for a free pot of tea, followed by a list of trains in which the voucher couldn't be accepted.
I've never felt so valued.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)
I do like a heritage railway

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
I gave your mum a heritage railway.
She bloody loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
you know that you have truly become (more) middle class when you sign up for the RHS at a gardening show based at a National Trust property.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:06, Reply)
windmills are way better,
There's only water in rivers, but every one gets wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)
There's a little bit of Windy in all of us

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)
would you like a little more?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)
ME!! PICK ME!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)
Both windmills and watermills are a reminder of both the laziness and redundancy of the working classes.
Depressing.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)
alright baggo.
You disgusting cretinous wanker stain.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
not bad, windy. Bit busy.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)
you fucking hobbit

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)
I've been helping with this Windmill for about 10 years
www.windmillworld.com/millid/2480.htm

Somebody climbs up the frames to put the sails on if it is not too windy. We have a right laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
do you ever tie people to the sails and cut their throats like in that film with that bloke?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)
I thought that's what they were for.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)
Its more like Oh Mr Porter!

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
I do enjoy a good water mill.
There's something about the bucolic patter of the water reverberating off the old wooden blades that reminds me of the good old days of the Industrial Revolution, when you could send children to work without pay and beat them if they didn't work hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)

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