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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it's National Trust National Mills Weekend this weekenddo you all have exciting mill plans? I prefer a watermill to a windmill myself.
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*watermill fives*I once spent a VERY drunken afternoon conversing with a carp at a watermill in Welwyn
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:51,
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One of my most favouritist days ever thatTwo of my best mates were getting married there, I was an usher, free booze and food all day and pulled a very fit PE teacher
#livingthedream
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:56,
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You've haddock enough, eh?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:59,
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DAMN!Why didn't I think of that?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:04,
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You are certainly getting whiting there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:07,
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Fit as in "good cardio" or fit as in "sexually attractive"?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:07,
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As you have yourself admitted that you had been drinking heavily all day, we shall assume that the beer goggles were in effectand she was in fact a sweaty mass of desperate blubber.
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So SHE had been drinking heavily all day too?That explains it then.
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I once toured the mills of Great Britain with Michael Elphick. (
Muns, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:56,
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That must have been a Boon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:56,
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Might go to The Old Mill in Baginton(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:56,
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there is a beautifully restored windmill only a couple of streets away from my house(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)
He really gets right on my nerves(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:09,
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Shush your mouth, In Bed With Medinner was one of the finest post-pub programmes ever.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:09,
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In fact this is quite relevant because I often used to watch it after drinking in the Old Mill in Baginton, when it was my local.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:14,
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I used to drink in a pub called WindmillsDoes that count?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:08,
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is that where you got the number for your bonnie tiler?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:08,
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is your obsession with restored property a cry for help?Do you house contempt for the pierced affliction you call a face?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:10,
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All this and moretoday on JAYSUMS
*cue music*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:10,
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You can get fucked with the ITV thing and there's nothing wrong with renting, el cunto.YD's been renting his harris for years
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:14,
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MD's been dead for five years palAnd there may be nothing wrong with renting now, but when you're retired with an income of 144 pound a week then good luck paying your rent and your bills!
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God GET OVER IT will you?I'll have my parents house then to either sell on and get one of my own or live in. But thanks for the concern :)
I'll be working til im 70 anyway at this rate
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:27,
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it's fairly likely that your parents will have to sell it to pay for long term care.(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
^ thisUnless they're rich?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:51,
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Exactly, they worked hard so you don't have to.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28,
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they must be so proud of their underachieving potatohead thicko sodomite son(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)
Thanks, I get told all the time.
want me to get a ouija board out so you can get some love?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:52,
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LOOK THE GLASS IS MOVING!!!!!S......k......8......r......p.....r......i..................
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:53,
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don't be daftthat's just "mrs dozer" pushing the glass
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:09,
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the beauty of working hard and getting your own house, means that when your parents die, you get 2 houses.And then you can rent one out and have loads of cash for booze and kebabs and pizza and booze and lovely cocaine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:31,
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and that most of the time, your cost of living decreases over the years instead of increasing(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
What happens if you already have two houses and will inherit three more? What then?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:35,
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then you must donate four of them to the poorEither that or sell them for a lot of money.
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It won't make me like you just because we will both have dead families (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:42,
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Is it worth me pointing out that you are a prick in real life as well, or have people already worked that out for themselves?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:44,
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I assume everyone is the same online and in real life. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:48,
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I'm slightly duller and take a little longer to respond in real life.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:03,
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Yeah talking is boring innit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:09,
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I tend to shout more or just make irritating noises(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:10,
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what is this?I come here for a break from work and you're talking about water mills or some such shit?
FAIL
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:08,
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Are you a miller?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:09,
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He's had Hugh, Pugh, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:11,
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As a fully paid up member of the National Trust,I don't intend to visit any of their properties over the upcoming Bank Holiday weekend.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:08,
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Get bent, you NT pansies#englishheritage4lyf
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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I'm only interested in the free samples of mead in the gift shops(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:15,
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Having checked in my wallet, it turns out *englishheritagefives*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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I'm going to park in some of their car parks just to get my money's worth(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)
Good plan.They sent me expired membership cards, this year. By way of an apology, they sent me a voucher for a free pot of tea, followed by a list of trains in which the voucher couldn't be accepted.
I've never felt so valued.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:17,
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I gave your mum a heritage railway.She bloody loved it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:42,
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you know that you have truly become (more) middle class when you sign up for the RHS at a gardening show based at a National Trust property.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:06,
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windmills are way better, There's only water in rivers, but every one gets wind.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:17,
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There's a little bit of Windy in all of us(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:17,
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would you like a little more?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:19,
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Both windmills and watermills are a reminder of both the laziness and redundancy of the working classes. Depressing.
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alright baggo. You disgusting cretinous wanker stain.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28,
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I've been helping with this Windmill for about 10 yearswww.windmillworld.com/millid/2480.htm
Somebody climbs up the frames to put the sails on if it is not too windy. We have a right laugh.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28,
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do you ever tie people to the sails and cut their throats like in that film with that bloke?(, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)
I thought that's what they were for.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:31,
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I do enjoy a good water mill. There's something about the bucolic patter of the water reverberating off the old wooden blades that reminds me of the good old days of the Industrial Revolution, when you could send children to work without pay and beat them if they didn't work hard enough.
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