Ok, the results are finally in.
I know some of you must have opinions on this:
metro.co.uk/2015/05/11/breaking-the-nations-favourite-biscuit-has-been-revealed-5191451/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:51, 9 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

YESSSSS!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:51, Reply)

I agree with the result of this vote.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 11:52, Reply)

*high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:53, Reply)

I'm currently hiding in a plant room as I've been told to stay out of the way,
Might go down and get a packet of biscuits
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 11:56, Reply)

and now you know which biscuits to get!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:00, Reply)

totes getting choc digestives.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 12:03, Reply)

Milk or dark?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:03, Reply)

maybe both.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 12:05, Reply)

Fatty.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:10, Reply)

how can jaffa cakes not be at the top?
this vote was rigged.

imma organise a protest march immediately to complain because i don't like the results.

the correct order:

1.Jaffa Cake
2.White choc chip cookie
3. Chocolate fingers
4. Oreos
5. Custard cream
6. Chocolate Hobnob
7. Chocolate digestive
8. Chocolate bourbon
9. Jammie dodgers
10. Chocolate chip cookie
11 .Shortbread
12. Fox's creams
13.Viennese creams
14. Ginger nut
15. Rich Tea
16. Plain Hobnobs
17. Nice
18. Malted Milk
19. Digestive
20.Dark chocolate digestive

although shortbread is controversial. there is great shortbread and really shit shortbread.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:54, Reply)

I don't want to rock the boat too hard, but a jaffa cake is a cake.
It's in the name.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 11:55, Reply)

I also wondered what it was doing on the list.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:56, Reply)

it's a stupid list.
The metro is a stupid paper.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 12:01, Reply)

I bet that's not even in the 'paper', probably just digital content, load of shite

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:03, Reply)

we should use our Internet hacker skills to "doxx" their "servers"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 12:04, Reply)

yeah and we could DDOS them because i heard that term once on telly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:05, Reply)

And proven in a court of law, too

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:58, Reply)

the law is an ass though
especially fucking tax
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:59, Reply)

Yeah. Jaffa cake isn't a biscuit you fucking tard.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:58, Reply)

serve it on a plate with a knife or spoon, do you?
stick a candle in it and give someone a birthday jaffa cake, do you? find it on the bakery aisle in the supermarket, do you?

lying twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:59, Reply)

calm down. you're wrong, and that's OK.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)

i bet he lures kids into his white van with them
the noncing biscuitwrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:23, Reply)

whatever bagg does with jaffa cakes is his business.
It still doesn't make them biscuits though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 12:31, Reply)

i bet he shoves them up his japs eye
and then tries to nibble them out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)

oreos at 4?
You fucking idiot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 12:03, Reply)

oreos are 'fucking shit'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:04, Reply)

I knew I liked you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 12:05, Reply)

Americans are easily the worst country on earth for biscuits and chocolate

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:06, Reply)

I thought you had been to China?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:10, Reply)

Pickled chicken feet > Hersheys.

( Muns, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:12, Reply)

I don't think I've ever eaten chocolate biscuits there
They definitely win the "worst sandwiches" award.
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:13, Reply)

oreos are lovely
especially the ones dipped in chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:26, Reply)

The 'correct' order looks like it was determined by fatcuntfoodwrongs.

( Muns, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:03, Reply)

Or a blobbing bird.

( Muns, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:03, Reply)

it isn't a list of the top twenty blobbing bird comfort foods

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:04, Reply)

Needs MOAR McVitie's Gold.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 May 2015, 12:13, Reply)

My favourite biscuit is an air biscuit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:57, Reply)

i know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 11:59, Reply)

The best biscuit is the hobnob (chocolate optional)
Another fine example of why democracy doesn't work.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:01, Reply)

no
no no no.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:01, Reply)

WRONG.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)

Hobnob at the #1 spot? you fucking helmet, you're a joke m8, a fucking disgrace.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)

shut up, granny joyvoid

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:04, Reply)

The survey was about taste, not which is best for luring kids

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:18, Reply)

Ginger nuts dipped in orange juice ftw.

( Muns, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:04, Reply)

I like ginger nuts
*winks at Windy*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:05, Reply)

you were doing so well up until "orange juice"
it's clearly hot vimto
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:05, Reply)

Not tried that. Off to tescos....

( Muns, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:06, Reply)

These are great
www.borderbiscuits.co.uk/our-biscuits/dark-chocolate-ginger/
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:18, Reply)

The y look a bit SNP to me. No thanks.
Plus, Nigerian Ginger or Ninger.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:23, Reply)

Anyway where are the Club biscuits on that fucking list?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:06, Reply)

Just below Trio's

( Muns, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:07, Reply)

I farking loved trios

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:07, Reply)

no viscounts either

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:08, Reply)

OR YOYOS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:12, Reply)

Rocky Robin ftw.
There chock a block, man.

www.tvwhirl.co.uk/tvwhirl.php?file=tesadverts/rocky1995.mp4&yturl=&ytext=0
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:14, Reply)

oh man ... do they still exist?
I'll race you to Tesco
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:08, Reply)

Discontinued about 12 years ago. :-(

( Muns, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:11, Reply)

motherfucker

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:11, Reply)

5-4-3-2-1's were better, but also discontinued.
That's what Milliband should've promised. Reintroduction of 80's chocolate biscuits! Guaranteed vote winner!
( Muns, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:14, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:12, Reply)

the 1980s?

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:07, Reply)

er, because that's a chocolate bar
you irredeemable cretin
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:08, Reply)

Mars and marathon are chocolate bars
What sort of grim fucking childhood did you have where Club BISCUITS counted as a chocolate bar?
(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:09, Reply)

My grandad worked at Mars for decades, and he used to get a weekly ration as a pensioner which was loaded onto us.
Marathons and Mars bars was all I used to eat as a kid. I can thank mars for my diabetes and morbid obesity.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:14, Reply)

Awww man, we had a fridge constantly stocked with fucking Ski yoghurts thanks to my stupid Grandad. I'm glad he's dead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:16, Reply)

I've not had a yoghurt in years.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:19, Reply)

my friend's husband is an engineer in the pet food bit of mars
he still gets a small % of his salary in chocolate.

he's a total healthnut, but too cheap to chuck it away. their house is crammed full of chocolate.

i like to buy my friend hotel chocolat stuff to annoy him when i go up there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:27, Reply)

you stupid fucking cunt, stop being so unbearable thick every fucking day of your miserable life
Jacob’s Club, or just Club, is a popular biscuit originating in Ireland, but now widespread in popularity and sales throughout Britain and Ireland

WIKIPEDIA SAYS, M8, FUCK YOU
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:10, Reply)

You sir, are a fucking idiot.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 May 2015, 12:12, Reply)

this place needs an Idiot Of The Day slot on the front page

(lol man river definite greek god, Tue 12 May 2015, 12:14, Reply)

Why are Jaffa cakes on that list??

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2015, 13:18, Reply)