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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Half-stultified by lack of sleep and an overabundance of anxiety thread
So much so that I can't think of any coherent leitmotiv for this discussion.

Alt: lemons y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:08, 104 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
2.0ing you for this rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:12, Reply)
noez I'm so ronery

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:15, Reply)
And you had the gall to accuse me of posting bollocks, well how the tables have turned.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:19, Reply)
I think I had you confused for someone else, to be honest.
All these name changes befuddle me.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:20, Reply)
No, you were correct actually m8.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:30, Reply)
If you're going to insist that you were in fact posting bollocks
then today I do not have the energy to argue with you.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:31, Reply)
upsyeti

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:32, Reply)
* Other delivery firms are available

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:32, Reply)
like unto Iron Man, thrashing on the ground in a sea of bloo

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:42, Reply)
I tried fixing my shirt with anxiety thread
The shirt was stay-depressed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:14, Reply)
*discreet titter*

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:16, Reply)
How would one discreet a tit?
I'm keen to learn
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:21, Reply)
Bra-vo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:23, Reply)
Oh!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:37, Reply)
with a button downer* collar
* not disablist
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:17, Reply)
tarte au citron, my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:19, Reply)
*tired fives*
After "conversing" with the director of the kitchen company I now have kitchen units.

Alt:
Lemon FTGin
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:22, Reply)
Would this be the sort of "conversing" that involves a baseball bat and a dark alley?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:23, Reply)
It didn't "quite" end up as that
but my builder is "gonna tear that twat a new arse" if the surveyor from there turns up at our house again. He rocked up yesterday instead of the expected kitchen delivery to be told that we'd not paid for the kitchen, only we had
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:26, Reply)
He would have Lubbocked that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:45, Reply)
Did you design it yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:33, Reply)
Lemons?
Yes, I invented them. I based their design on an earlier work of mine, called "the egg". You might have heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)
I call bullshit
It says on Wikipedia that the lemon was invented in 1947. There's no way you're that old m8
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)
Yeah, but I also invented a time travelling canoe in 1987

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)
Ah right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:54, Reply)
He always takes all the credit for this and never acknowledges the help I gave him in 2019

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:59, Reply)
I fucking told you that tomorrow!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)
We'll sort this out once and for all when we meet for drinks last Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:04, Reply)
What?
Again?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:20, Reply)
You did a dry pebbly dump and decided that if it was hollow it would be an excellent place to store albumen and yolk?
and determined that if it was made of chocolate it could hold plastic toys?

Sir, I salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:40, Reply)
It was a kinder way of giving toys

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:41, Reply)
which came first
the cow or the egg
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:06, Reply)
Check out which one is smoking a cigerette with a sated look
and which is mildly disappointed for your answer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:11, Reply)
i have seen that birthday card
it's the same range as the one with the magnificent male peacock, and the unimpressed peahens saying, "cut the crap and show us your willy". which i now think of every time i see a peacock (which happens more often than you'd think in central london).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)
once is more often than I would expect in central London

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:14, Reply)
we have them instead of pigeons in kensington

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:16, Reply)
I have the day off, which meant a lovely lie in* so I'm not tired at all
It also means I can have eggs and marijuana for breakfast.

*Past seven o'clock!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:29, Reply)
Seven o'clock?!
Fucking show off
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:30, Reply)
I did "lol" at two blokes who got on my metro yesterday with rucksacks
They must have been stuffed to the brim with weed as it fucking stunk!

Wrap it up! You could actually smell it from outside the metro
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:31, Reply)
I hope you sniffed the air and stared accusingly at them in order to feed their paranoia

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)
If I wore glasses, I'd have looked over them in a disparaging manner

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:40, Reply)
Were they muzzers?
They might have been trying to mask the smell of explosives.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)
Blow up the Newcastle Metro and kill 2 people?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:35, Reply)
It might have damaged up to 10 people ACKSHULLY

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)
oh did the sports direct sale start today?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:40, Reply)
Eeeery day a Sports Direct sale
*rubs finger on gums*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:40, Reply)
I got a nice Slazenger polo shirt for £4.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:48, Reply)
I bought some running gear from there a while ago
Fucking horrible place but cheap stuff
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:49, Reply)
Crap jingle as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:55, Reply)
Probably a dry run.
Their actual attempt will be on signing on day.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:42, Reply)
Eggs and marijuana?
You making an omelette?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)
I fried the eggs and smoked the marijuana

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:01, Reply)
personal insolvency y/n

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:40, Reply)
Almost y

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:41, Reply)
You should have never given up being a doctor to become a publican... oh.. sorry... wrong person.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:48, Reply)
My diagnosis rate on Casualty is about 95%

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:50, Reply)
googling posters' real names y/n

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:49, Reply)
I googled posters original name, apparently it's Athena.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:50, Reply)
she's got a nice bum

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:51, Reply)
But she also has balls on display, which worries me.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:53, Reply)
Who's are we googling today?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:53, Reply)
Ian

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:56, Reply)
That's not a real name.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:58, Reply)
y

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:55, Reply)
Search Results Gary Odemwingie-Weatherall

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:56, Reply)
Please delete my real name, I've got the headhunters in today

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:57, Reply)
Never knew you were a Chelsea fan.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:58, Reply)
I'll leave it to mod discretion

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:59, Reply)
seems fair

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:01, Reply)
gazzing people links to other posters' social media accounts y/n?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 9:58, Reply)
depends
Though why battered thought you'd be interested in swipe's LinkedIn is a mystery to me.
(Good evening Good evening, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)
Isn't everyone linked via gonz anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:02, Reply)
Only when we're doing our human centipede cosplay.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:04, Reply)
this may be the most unpleasant image i've ever had in my head
thanks for that, you fucking ANIMAL
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:04, Reply)
Cut the crap and show us your willy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:13, Reply)
i tried that once
you ran away screaming
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:16, Reply)
It was just sooo huuuge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:32, Reply)
monty didn't seem to mind
in fact, he offered me a fiver
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:40, Reply)
did you go to Star Inn the City?
I quite like it.
(Good evening Good evening, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:18, Reply)
Didn't have time.
It's on the list for next visit.

I did PAY £10 TO GET INTO A FUCKING CHURCH!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:32, Reply)
haha tourist

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:39, Reply)
well yes
because he lives in london. you know. where people actually want to go.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:41, Reply)
he went as a tourist to York
You know, the famous tourist destination visited by millions of people every year.
(Good evening Good evening, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:44, Reply)
you're so overexcited that even one person went there and thus within 50 miles of you
you're like a jack russell when it sees the postman. yap! yap! yap!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:45, Reply)
pwnd by the dozerman again, you must be a shit lawyer if your arguments are as piss weak as this
Maybe it's why you've never been promoted.
(Good evening Good evening, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:00, Reply)
hahahaha
the jack russell is barking again
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:08, Reply)
People are fucking masochists

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:45, Reply)
I wouldn't go that far.
I like the way plastic Londoners stick up for the city against their ex-countrymen.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:45, Reply)
it's dozer
they have blighted the whole of yorkshire by letting him in.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:48, Reply)
On the whole
n.

I will admit to having visited Knob Fartbelm's Facebook page in the interests of science.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:28, Reply)
bit creepy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:35, Reply)
It did leave me feeling soiled.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:38, Reply)
bro-jobs y/n

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:40, Reply)
emvee y/n

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 May 2015, 10:42, Reply)

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