Fark Me.... Have A Listen To You Lot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:43, 83 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

if a transformer gets lost in a deaf girls minge, does it make a noise?

( Muns, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:46, Reply)

No, but it could end up the septic one.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:59, Reply)

sup

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:47, Reply)

Chomps, what's new and interesting in the world, not including computer games and tv programmes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:56, Reply)

Teslas new power wall is fairly interesting.
I got stoned on probably the most legal of all legal substances on Friday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:08, Reply)

Go on then, try me with the getting stoned one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)

Space paste which is nutmeg and spices with maple syrup.
Took about 3-4 hours until I felt the effects then felt pretty stoned minor visual effects lasted until I went for the swim the next morning then a bit of a foggy head come down.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:12, Reply)

Recipe
4 parts nutmeg (ground from whole nutmeg)
4 parts almonds (soak overnight and rinse)
4 parts raw pistachios
2 parts cinnamon
1 part cumin
1 part tarragon
1 part oregano
1 part basil
1 part turmeric
1/2 part cayenne pepper
1/2 part black pepper
maple syrup (to taste)
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:12, Reply)

I replaced the nuts with Cashew because that's what I had.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:13, Reply)

What do all the other ingredients bring to the party?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)

Dunno, I think the active ingredient is the nutmeg the other shit is probably so it doesn't taste like dust.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)

Works on the same part of the brain as many antidepressants
a thingy inhibitor.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:24, Reply)

seratrobin

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:28, Reply)

could be

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:31, Reply)

You should try smoking loose leaf tea and taking 5 pro-plus
fuckin wicked buzz man.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:27, Reply)

Nah

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:28, Reply)

dried banana skins or GTFO

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:28, Reply)

You shouldn't talk about that shit on a public forum.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:38, Reply)

soz man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:54, Reply)

Sounds like too much effort for insufficient results
I think I'll stick with weed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:14, Reply)

I just put a spoon full of it all into a food processor and grated the nutmeg, didn't take long.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:16, Reply)

room clearers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:47, Reply)

Real "lager bombs"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

^ upset on the internet

(Good evening Good evening, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:50, Reply)

Certainly 'bored on the internet'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

hmmm

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:01, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:02, Reply)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:10, Reply)

I have had many workings to do
this displeases me on a Monday as they should be ease your way into work days.

I also have Ebola which isn't helping
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:16, Reply)

Apology accepted.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:26, Reply)

Thanks man
I have even managed to be boring up there as well...

My new job title just seems to be "Biatch"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:28, Reply)

+ IT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:31, Reply)

+ sexy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:40, Reply)

Busy innit.
I mean I am, not here.
I see why the Boomtown Rats made that song.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:46, Reply)

street life!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:46, Reply)

Because of the Cleveland school shootings?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:52, Reply)

Yes.
I'm like Michael Douglas in Falling Down today.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:57, Reply)

Riddled with STIs which will eventually cause cancer?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:00, Reply)

That was Tom Cruise in Castaway or summat

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:22, Reply)

AW NAW ME TOPICS ARE RUAINED.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:51, Reply)

chool shooting teamer
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:17, Reply)

Rather that than listen to your shit yurtband.
Seriously though, Internets, let's have a bit of enthusiasm, yeah?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 May 2015, 14:47, Reply)

I lost all enthusiasm for the internet when everyone started bullying me about my shit yurtband.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:50, Reply)

I thought that's what the internet was for?
Seriously, I seem to get roundly abused every time I venture on there...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 May 2015, 14:51, Reply)

gutted.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:51, Reply)

Now *I'm* upset on the internet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 May 2015, 14:55, Reply)

and grossly fat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:56, Reply)

Well, that goes without saying.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 May 2015, 14:57, Reply)

see how many naughty pics you can post before the proper mod comes along and removes them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:56, Reply)

Not really - that thread on Friday where everyone was talking about me was great!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:51, Reply)

I liked a thing on facething about your yurtbandthing
Totes didn't listen to that shit though. So it's a hollow like.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 May 2015, 15:45, Reply)

I saw.
It's the likes that helps it to exist though, so I claim a hollow victory.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:50, Reply)

Hiya!
Having a grand day off, nice lie in, decent lunch and beer with a bit of shopping. Ride in a Heineken sponsored black cab. Might watch a film now, also got to try out the stove top coffee pot thing I wanted and now have. Might have a beer instead.

Hope you're all well

Bye!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:52, Reply)

THIS IS HOW MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE STARTED.
medium.com/basic-income/self-driving-trucks-are-going-to-hit-us-like-a-human-driven-truck-b8507d9c5961
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Good thing too.
$40K for sitting in a chair all day doing a job a machine easily could? All this is long overdue.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 May 2015, 16:31, Reply)

I hope for a day when I never have to go "to the shops" for anything and it all gets delivered by robots.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2015, 16:36, Reply)

how are you going to pay for it when the robot's doing your job?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:04, Reply)

Sexual favours for robots.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:06, Reply)

he doesn't have a job

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:10, Reply)

It's all been going downhill since the invention of the spinning jenny.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:10, Reply)

i'd rather not
just reading some of it was dull as shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 May 2015, 16:53, Reply)

duller than the hooray henry drivel you post

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 May 2015, 16:58, Reply)

i'd rather be a hoorah henry
than a ghastly little prole scrubbing around tackily to release some equity from his £40,000 100% mortgage
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:21, Reply)

I don't think you can release equity from a 100% mortgage.
But you probably know better.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:26, Reply)

you can release equity if you took out a mortgage for 100% at £40,000 and it's now worth £50,000 due to rises in house prices throughout the country
you can join in mocking dozer or you can pick on the technicalities of how a throwaway sentence is worded on the internet, your choice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:30, Reply)

There's absolutely no reason why I cannot do both.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:32, Reply)

time? boredom? actually having a point to your kiddie fiddling existence??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:34, Reply)

Where can you buy a house for £40k?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:45, Reply)

anywhere that is too close to dozer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:48, Reply)

Good reply

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:50, Reply)

there are diagrams of the area that show the grey depression around his house
it lasts for a radius of a good 15 miles in any direction
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:52, Reply)

TD;FY
TD;FY OUZO

OUZO Street Life
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:42, Reply)