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Fark Me.... Have A Listen To You Lot

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:43, 83 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
if a transformer gets lost in a deaf girls minge, does it make a noise?

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:46, Reply)
No, but it could end up the septic one.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:59, Reply)
sup

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:47, Reply)
Chomps, what's new and interesting in the world, not including computer games and tv programmes?

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:56, Reply)
Teslas new power wall is fairly interesting.
I got stoned on probably the most legal of all legal substances on Friday.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:08, Reply)
Go on then, try me with the getting stoned one

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Space paste which is nutmeg and spices with maple syrup.
Took about 3-4 hours until I felt the effects then felt pretty stoned minor visual effects lasted until I went for the swim the next morning then a bit of a foggy head come down.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:12, Reply)
Recipe
4 parts nutmeg (ground from whole nutmeg)
4 parts almonds (soak overnight and rinse)
4 parts raw pistachios
2 parts cinnamon
1 part cumin
1 part tarragon
1 part oregano
1 part basil
1 part turmeric
1/2 part cayenne pepper
1/2 part black pepper
maple syrup (to taste)
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:12, Reply)
I replaced the nuts with Cashew because that's what I had.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:13, Reply)
What do all the other ingredients bring to the party?

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)
Dunno, I think the active ingredient is the nutmeg the other shit is probably so it doesn't taste like dust.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)
Works on the same part of the brain as many antidepressants
a thingy inhibitor.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:24, Reply)
seratrobin

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:28, Reply)
could be

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:31, Reply)
You should try smoking loose leaf tea and taking 5 pro-plus
fuckin wicked buzz man.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:27, Reply)
Nah

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:28, Reply)
dried banana skins or GTFO

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:28, Reply)
You shouldn't talk about that shit on a public forum.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:38, Reply)
soz man

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:54, Reply)
Sounds like too much effort for insufficient results
I think I'll stick with weed.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:14, Reply)
I just put a spoon full of it all into a food processor and grated the nutmeg, didn't take long.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:16, Reply)
room clearers

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:47, Reply)
Real "lager bombs"

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)
^ upset on the internet

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:50, Reply)
Certainly 'bored on the internet'

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)
hmmm

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:01, Reply)


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(, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:10, Reply)
I have had many workings to do
this displeases me on a Monday as they should be ease your way into work days.

I also have Ebola which isn't helping
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:16, Reply)
Apology accepted.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:26, Reply)
Thanks man
I have even managed to be boring up there as well...

My new job title just seems to be "Biatch"
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:28, Reply)
+ IT

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:31, Reply)
+ sexy

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:40, Reply)
Busy innit.
I mean I am, not here.
I see why the Boomtown Rats made that song.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:46, Reply)
street life!!!!

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:46, Reply)
Because of the Cleveland school shootings?

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:52, Reply)
Yes.
I'm like Michael Douglas in Falling Down today.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:57, Reply)
Riddled with STIs which will eventually cause cancer?

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:00, Reply)
That was Tom Cruise in Castaway or summat

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:22, Reply)
AW NAW ME TOPICS ARE RUAINED.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:51, Reply)

chool shooting teamer
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:17, Reply)
Rather that than listen to your shit yurtband.
Seriously though, Internets, let's have a bit of enthusiasm, yeah?
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:47, Reply)
I lost all enthusiasm for the internet when everyone started bullying me about my shit yurtband.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:50, Reply)
I thought that's what the internet was for?
Seriously, I seem to get roundly abused every time I venture on there...
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:51, Reply)
gutted.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:51, Reply)
Now *I'm* upset on the internet.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:55, Reply)
and grossly fat

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:56, Reply)
Well, that goes without saying.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:57, Reply)
see how many naughty pics you can post before the proper mod comes along and removes them

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:56, Reply)
Not really - that thread on Friday where everyone was talking about me was great!

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:51, Reply)
I liked a thing on facething about your yurtbandthing
Totes didn't listen to that shit though. So it's a hollow like.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:45, Reply)
I saw.
It's the likes that helps it to exist though, so I claim a hollow victory.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:50, Reply)
Hiya!
Having a grand day off, nice lie in, decent lunch and beer with a bit of shopping. Ride in a Heineken sponsored black cab. Might watch a film now, also got to try out the stove top coffee pot thing I wanted and now have. Might have a beer instead.

Hope you're all well

Bye!
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:52, Reply)
THIS IS HOW MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE STARTED.
medium.com/basic-income/self-driving-trucks-are-going-to-hit-us-like-a-human-driven-truck-b8507d9c5961
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:55, Reply)
Good thing too.
$40K for sitting in a chair all day doing a job a machine easily could? All this is long overdue.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 16:31, Reply)
I hope for a day when I never have to go "to the shops" for anything and it all gets delivered by robots.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 16:36, Reply)
how are you going to pay for it when the robot's doing your job?

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:04, Reply)
Sexual favours for robots.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:06, Reply)
he doesn't have a job

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:10, Reply)
It's all been going downhill since the invention of the spinning jenny.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:10, Reply)
i'd rather not
just reading some of it was dull as shit
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 16:53, Reply)
duller than the hooray henry drivel you post

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 16:58, Reply)
i'd rather be a hoorah henry
than a ghastly little prole scrubbing around tackily to release some equity from his £40,000 100% mortgage
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:21, Reply)
I don't think you can release equity from a 100% mortgage.
But you probably know better.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:26, Reply)
you can release equity if you took out a mortgage for 100% at £40,000 and it's now worth £50,000 due to rises in house prices throughout the country
you can join in mocking dozer or you can pick on the technicalities of how a throwaway sentence is worded on the internet, your choice
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:30, Reply)
There's absolutely no reason why I cannot do both.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:32, Reply)
time? boredom? actually having a point to your kiddie fiddling existence??

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:34, Reply)
Where can you buy a house for £40k?

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:45, Reply)
anywhere that is too close to dozer

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:48, Reply)
Good reply

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:50, Reply)
there are diagrams of the area that show the grey depression around his house
it lasts for a radius of a good 15 miles in any direction
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:52, Reply)
TD;FY
TD;FY OUZO

OUZO Street Life
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 17:42, Reply)

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