If you lived
in /OT Street,
Here are the people
you could meet:

tumbleweeds
( .Yeti., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:05, 85 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

ghetto yeti

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:07, Reply)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:22, Reply)

Mr lovely xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:31, Reply)

dozer

( .Yeti., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:42, Reply)

is this a pigeon feet spinoff

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:46, Reply)

fod

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:48, Reply)

pigeon feet eh?
Cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:48, Reply)

Prefer Camel Toe myself

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:21, Reply)

long distance Clara

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:33, Reply)

It's all that talk of inbreeding wot dun it.

( .Yeti., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:49, Reply)

New QOTW this week?
y/n
( Peej, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:51, Reply)

It's over
No new questions.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:55, Reply)

y

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:56, Reply)

<s> year

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 8:58, Reply)

Y
might get some folks back in there
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:12, Reply)

y
maybe try 'one word' questions like wot they do with the image challenge. A lot less work for you. What about 'rape' to get the ball rolling?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:14, Reply)

'hitler'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:15, Reply)

n

( Peej, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:16, Reply)

something a bit less contentious?
Cheese?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:17, Reply)

Look mate, McBeef chooses the QOTW, everyone knows that.

( Peej, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:20, Reply)

alright m8, calm down. I was only trying to help.
You can shove it up your arse then.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:22, Reply)

Sure, why not?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:36, Reply)

are you always this demanding so early in the morning?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:06, Reply)

Totes

( .Yeti., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:09, Reply)

Morning Yeti
I had my weekly shave this morning and thus have lost at least 10 years from my age. Was out for a 4 mile run last night so a bit stiff this morning too

Today I will be mostly drinking coffee and coding a new copy script for one of our products. A nice easy day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:13, Reply)

Alright Sporters
Sounds like a mildly satisfying day ahead alright. I hit the weights shortly after breakfast this morning and currently feel like puking, but I'm taking it as a good sign.
( .Yeti., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:31, Reply)

I'm tapering for the Great North Run innit
I dont do any weights at the minute but I probably should do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:32, Reply)

You'll have to tell me about that one afterwards.
It's supposed to be really good craic.
( .Yeti., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:33, Reply)

I fucking love it
3rd year in a row now. The course is fucking hard as its ALL hills. It looks fairly flat on TV and when you are driving the route but it ent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:41, Reply)

^likes staring a sweaty mens bums in shorts^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:50, Reply)

wo+

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:51, Reply)

Ok sorry
^likes staring a sweaty mens wobums in shorts^


is that better
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:54, Reply)

yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:55, Reply)

sarahs law would certainly come in handy.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:15, Reply)

pedose comin over here with there sariah law

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:19, Reply)

Weeeee are the Tumbleweeds!
If memory serves, that was a shit comedy effort from Radio 2.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Grumbleweeds m8

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:28, Reply)

Yeah, that was it.
Was it as terrible as I remember?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:36, Reply)

It was just of its time
From memory they were a bit Monty Python lite, I seem to recall quite enjoying the TV show as a kid in the early 80's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:49, Reply)

I think I preferred the News Huddlines.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:52, Reply)

Sponsored by Tesco

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:12, Reply)

^ took me far too long to work out what this was about

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:53, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 9:59, Reply)

I'd like to live opposite Richard McBeef abd next door to Meatsnake.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:01, Reply)

We all live next door to each other on the internet,
if you think about it.
( .Yeti., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:05, Reply)

Surely we all live in a convoluted cul-de-sac that exists in 6 dimensional space, linked by a series of tubes?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:07, Reply)

Like sexy hamsters

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:11, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:16, Reply)

Science fiction film material right here

( .Yeti., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:17, Reply)

You write it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:47, Reply)

Sorry about the noise last night. I had some tradesmen near my back entrance
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:18, Reply)

#manholework

( .Yeti., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:20, Reply)

I'd like to be Dozer's live-in shoe model.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:05, Reply)

You'd get all jizzy feet and have to moisturise them regularly.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:08, Reply)

Good for the skin...
Allegedly
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:19, Reply)

I remember reading something a while back that debunked that myth.
It wasn't this, but it's close enough. Short answer is that it just dries on, rather than being absorbed into the skin.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:48, Reply)

I think if you are going to get the benefits of the nutrients it contains you would be better off consuming it, as skin is impermeable.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:55, Reply)

It doesn't look particularly appetising, if I'm honest.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:57, Reply)

Gender traitor.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:59, Reply)

Maybe I should work on the presentation?
Add some garnish.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 11:02, Reply)

It's best consumed fresh from the source.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 11:04, Reply)

Louboutins or Westwood mate, I have high standards

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:16, Reply)

gee whizz mister that sure would be swell

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:48, Reply)

I'm assuming I've been missed off here because I'd be living in the same house

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:53, Reply)

All in the same house.
Like Rising Damp.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:54, Reply)

Except without any black people or women.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 10:56, Reply)

How bizarre
I've just had to identify all school buses before logging in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 11:11, Reply)