Hi! It's my Birthday!
Abuse me, suggest a gift, write a poem in my honour, bake me a cake.

THANKS!!!
lolblanked etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:23, 55 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Im 34, FYI

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:24, Reply)

delete this please.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:25, Reply)

I clicked "I like this"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:33, Reply)

Happy birthday, you dutty attention ho.

( .Yeti., Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:34, Reply)

have a squirt in another man's rectum on me

( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:34, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:15, Reply)

I don't care

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:35, Reply)

No.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:41, Reply)

Go on...
Im even at work and everything :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:43, Reply)

Gutted.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:22, Reply)

I saw this and thought of you.

( Muns, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:48, Reply)

Ho Ho... Oh.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:56, Reply)

Tear off his head and shit down his neck?
Grim.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:22, Reply)

What is the average life expectancy for benders anyway?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:12, Reply)

Gayty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:13, Reply)

Depends if we get AIDS or not, really.
I reckon I'll outlive Beeter
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:14, Reply)

Smoking, drinking, eating carcinogenic meat and as many lovers as you like
They will still outlive organic monogamous vegans. Because life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:16, Reply)

www.fruitarian.info
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:17, Reply)

Ah, the diet that killed Steve Jobs.

( .Yeti., Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:41, Reply)

I read his biography and it seems he basically allowed himself to die by being stubborn

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:45, Reply)

As in 'being stubborn by refusing to consume anything other than fruit, including the medicine that would probably have cured his cancer'?

( .Yeti., Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:56, Reply)

No one is really going to take dietary criticism from you, are they?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:41, Reply)

Happy birthday Jay
May your prosecco be bubbly and your sphincter be violated
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:14, Reply)

NDITB!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:15, Reply)

*hangs tough*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:15, Reply)

This terrible joke made me laugh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:36, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:44, Reply)

FRUIT cake

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:33, Reply)

Fairy cake

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:34, Reply)

You are more fairy liquid. ;-)
Happy birthday you old fruit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:08, Reply)

Jaysum's a bender
And today he's thirty four
Chockie cake all round
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:22, Reply)

By which of course I mean I hope many men shit in your mouth tonight

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:23, Reply)

I think you all need an education on the ways of the gay.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:29, Reply)

Psst, Drimble...
You're in!
( Muns, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:33, Reply)

COR!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:51, Reply)

Promises, promises...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:33, Reply)

A beautiful Haiku

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:30, Reply)

*posts picture of a Mr Potato Head birthday cake*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:39, Reply)

Happy birthday Jase
You screaming bender.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:39, Reply)

Happy reacharound Thursday Jay
I hope you get everything you wished for...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:48, Reply)

It's my birthday too
can I have something nice please, not just insults. I'm older than 34. I dream of 34. It's a good age. My life changed at 34. All good from then it's just that my knees hurt and I need reading glasses now.

Oh and happy birthday to you too!
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 16:33, Reply)

no

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 17:12, Reply)