Evening All
I've got a Raspberry and Almond Madeira cake in the oven.

How are you all today, and what is in your oven?


( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:59, 129 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was just thinking about starting an evening thread!
How's you Mrs L?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:00, Reply)

I'm good thanks GB
not been working today.

Have you been taking pictures of bad grammar to send in?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:03, Reply)

Raspberry and maderia?
Save me a slice Mrs Liveinabin! :O)
(The Stig, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:04, Reply)

Well I've had an interesting few days
Friday night - getting happy-slapped and somehow breaking the speed limit on the M40 by 100mph (allegedly, officer)

Saturday night - awesomeness. Had a fantastic meal cooked by himjim, and lots of drunkeness with TGB, LabMaj and Kaol. Started walking back in a Warwicky direction and then don't remember anything until I woke up on Sunday morning with my bathroom liberally coated in vom. Lovely.

Sunday - While nursing hangover, giving people off-road demos in a Range Rover on our 'extreme' off-road test track. Not so lovely. Impromptu and unexpected jaunt to Heathrow to rescue sister in need, meaning that I missed the Berkswell bash.

Today - a fairly normal day, although I'm now packing for tomorrow's adventure to Sweden.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:05, Reply)

Not yet!
I will be looking at all the signs I go past to make sure though!

I think Warks. Council are pretty good with their grammar though :p

Oh dear Duckie! I didn't even think you were that drunk Saturday! Shows what I know!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)

Evenin all
That cake sounds lovely. Likely much better than the almond and strawberry cake I accidentally burnt at the weekend
(Errorist, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)

@ Stig
Not Raspberry AND Madeira, Raspberry Madeira.

(Madeira cake is just a plain sponge, it has no drink in it)
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:09, Reply)

@TGB
I do have one memory of the walk back. I was near Tesco in Warwick and I remember falling over comedy-style. I didn't trip or anything - I just sort of keeled over sideways and slumped onto the pavement.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:10, Reply)

oh dear Duckie!
*sniggers* Did you have a good evening though? Lab didn't make it on Sunday either to the gig, something about him being old and needing sleep...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:13, Reply)

Oh yes
I had a fantastic evening. I'm a master of appearing to be relatively sober when I'm absolutely leathered - I had many years of practice with my parents.

Kaol can take the prize for being the first person to corrupt me with cigarettes, and I honestly can't remember the last time I went on a night out when there's so many gaps in my memory. Maybe himjim's special ingredient was Rohypnol? :)

EDIT: I think Lab was just upset at being the grandad in the group...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:19, Reply)

haha Grandpappy Lab
I heard about you smoking though! Bad Duckie! I think Jim was definitely the most awake the next day though and he ate a lot of the food.. unless he is immune to rohypnol!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:27, Reply)

MrsLiveinabin
I don't care, I want a slice!

Do you know a good recipe for Lemon Drizzle cake? I tried a "Taste the difference" one and it was lovely! Most lemon drizzle cakes are dry whereas this one was moist and the Drizzle wasn't too dry.
(The Stig, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:39, Reply)

Google is your friend
www.nigella.com/recipes/recipe.asp?article=1148

Edit: Mrs L is also your friend obviously :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:57, Reply)

ooh, all this talk of yumyums is making me hungry!
And I know that there is a bit of apple and raspberry jam crumble waiting for me at home.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)

Evenin' all
@rubberduck:
How did you allow yourself to be corrupted by cigarettes?

@al:
That's one way of learning about knife safety.Do that often enough and you'll learn.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)

@ al
no, it isn't, i was referring to my latest pudding concoction.

And actually, the latest euphemism is "punishing the fat man"

so make of that what you will.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:10, Reply)

Urgh
I'm fending for myself tonight.

No microwave meals, no oil to fry with.

*reaches for Dominos menu*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:10, Reply)

I've just had a nice cup of tea.
Every time I forget how nice a nice cup of tea is until I have another one.

Every time.

*shakes head*
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:10, Reply)

@ Stig
didn't I send you a Lemon Drizzle Cake recipe the other day?

My one is very moist but the drizzle is dry. I'll gaz it too you.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:10, Reply)

No3
Thank you for the help. :O)
(The Stig, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:13, Reply)

Evening all
*hugs everyone liberally*

I'm very tired but still grinning from the weekend; it was very good!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:13, Reply)

I haven't
really eaten anything for three days and have just managed to force some spaghetti hoops on toast down. *small glees*

Shame it wasn't serious Al or I would have offered to kiss it better
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)

@Al
I know I know, I just forget somehow.

I take a sip of the lovely milky goodness and it's like a bolt out of the blue and I'm reminded how fucking ace tea is.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)

Evenin' Ethelred, BGB &BK
@al: I'd have to get it right first time if I was with Kaol. Knives on their own don't move.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)

@ al
he is, it was a phrase we heard on the radio the other day - can't remember which station - and we thought it was very funny so adopted it and gave it our own meaning!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)

@ BGB
I drink vast quantities of tea!

Love it.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)

*hugs BK*
Good weekend then?

*shakes head at Al*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:18, Reply)

Hey BGB
Tea is OK. But a proper cup of coffee is much better! :O)
(The Stig, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:18, Reply)

I think of coffee as a pick me up.
Tea, on the other hand is the nectar of the Gods and soothes the soul.


God bless India and her bountiful harvest.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:20, Reply)

*hugs TGB*
It was very good, I take it your's was of similar aceness?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:26, Reply)

@Al
Coffee certainly isn't an everyday drink, but my stance is PROPER coffee. The regular stuff in this country (at least) is lame. I'd rather drink tea. But if I'm in France or the Netherlands? Coffee, coffee, coffee!

BGB

Not just India. Most of the best blends (Earl Grey, Assam and English Breakfast, my favourite) were developed by Brits.

God bless the UK! :O)
(The Stig, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:27, Reply)

T'was indeed :)
I probably slept too much though.

Don't really want to go to work tomorrow though! And my car is in for it's MOT *grimace* I haven't looked but I am worried the suspension bushes may be shot. Stupid MOTs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:37, Reply)

re tea vs coffee
I just don't "get" tea.

I would much rather have a big hard cock instead.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:38, Reply)

@Tulip
Me too! *sighs*
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)

@TGB
Let me guess... The lower wishbone bushes? They almost seem to be a consumable on a Fiesta.

Mind, you can buy an entire replacement lower wishbone (including bush) for 20 quid from Partco. It's not that difficult to fit either.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:42, Reply)

@Tulip and BGB
(Spits coffee out) I beg your pardon?!
(The Stig, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:43, Reply)

Rooibosch
is my beverage of choice.

I have succumbed to the the vicious caffeine circle and have a cup of Earl Grey every morning to wake me up. And recently I found Earl Grey rooibosch! Yum!

Tonight however... I have just thoroughly enjoyed a cup of proper cocoa. As I have been vegan for a few months I have been missing milk, soya milk just isn't the same :(
The other day I made two cups of coffee with soya milk which both curdled, and I cursed and shouted "oh, for a decent hot beverage!"
The next day I came home to find a food parcel on my doorstep with a litre, a whole litre! of semi skimmed! And a note from my neighbours explaining that they were away for a week and didn't want it to go to waste.
As it was a gift and would have simply been wasted if I didn't use it, I have been enjoying every single brew I have made without guilt.

The universe listens to our prayers!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)

I'm just going to cross my fingers that it passes :p
I dunno if I can be bothered faffing with replacing them myself though especially with the weather :(
And I thought you would be amused with that Al :p

I am going to make a cuppa now! Anyone else want one?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)

@TGB
Yes please. But I'm not paying much attention to this thread so you'll have to squirt it through my laptop monitor the moment I open my mouth.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)

misterspakkaman!!
How rude!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)

Evening all
Ooh! Just in time for tea!
*hands around cakes
(Pretty strangers and promises, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:54, Reply)

@WFF
Goat's milk is nice but that's not very vegan so no help really. Rice milk is fairly palatable but still yuk.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:56, Reply)

@mrs L
What did you think TGB was going to squirt?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)

I quite like
soya milk.
Tried it for a while when I got tested for celiac's disease.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:00, Reply)

ooh, cake!
thanks, Pretty Strangers!

*noms*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)

Well
Size matters
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02, Reply)

@ BGB
LOL, thanks for that. Rice milk is nice on cereal but terrible in brews. I used to love goat's milk... was brought up on it coz I used to be allergic to cows milk.

edit: @ BK, I have become accustomed to soya milk. I quite like it now. But not when it curdles in my coffee :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02, Reply)

@al
That would be the spout of her kettle.

Have you seen her do something with her kettle I've not seen?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)

Mother
is mental when it comes to food.
She uses oat milk! I have used it before and it's very nice.

Also. my vegan friends, when looking for a cake recipe today I happened upon on that is vegan. If you would like me to gaz you with it then let me know.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:06, Reply)

Mrs L
Ooh yes please! :)

Oat milk is quite nice too. I use that on cereal sometimes also. Oat milk and rice milk are too watery for putting in tea though, they just make it go a funny colour :(

What's human milk like? Is it worth me having babies so I can use it?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)

@WFF
I think having kids just to get a decent cup of tea is taking it a bit far.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:15, Reply)

@ BGB - I know
It was just one of those trains of thought that ran away with me.

edit : @ al, if it's my own milk it wouldn't be compromising my principles of not using animal products. Um. It's logical. But not necessarily right.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:16, Reply)

WFF, BGB
Having kids in general is going a bit far!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:17, Reply)

@Ethel
*agrees*

I guess someone has to do it though.

Edit - also found out recently that one of my friends from Polytechnic years ago has got pregnant. Out of the three of us who went round together, she was the most unlikely to get pregnant. She had this weird phobia about having something living inside of you. Me and my best mate are still without child however and happy to stay that way.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:20, Reply)

Some charity people
came round earlier collecting for hearing aids for deaf kids. The conversation was a bit awkward after the
Them: So how old are you?
Me: 23
Them: So do you have kids?
Me: No I don't like kids
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:22, Reply)

I don't think
it's weird to have a phobia about something living inside you.

I've never felt remotely broody until I met my last fella. It's some strange biological thing I have no control over. Obviously my body thinks our children would be genetically superior. But even while I was feeling broody I still had that squeamish feeling about it.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:27, Reply)

@WFF
To be honest I have the same icky feeling about it but it just wasn't to the same degree that my friend had.

I did have a broody phase about 10 years ago. It lasted about a year and luckily it disappeared as mysteriously as it came.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:31, Reply)

@Al
Just remember that feeling when you get Mrs Al pregnant.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:32, Reply)

I have a friend
who has the same feeling about his subconscious.

He's freaked out by the idea that there is a whole person inside you who reacts to things, like when someone throws something at you unexpectedly and you catch it before your conscious mind knows what's going on, or when your hand pulls away from something hot. He says it's like sharing your body with a secret person who has a compulsive disorder.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:37, Reply)

Evenin' all
How are you all? My toad in the hole was ace for a first time attempt.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:37, Reply)

Hey Lucy
Good thanks, how's you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:39, Reply)

Hurrah LVP
Toad in the Hole, yum yum.

(the key is to have the fat in the pan hot and the batter cold, then don't open the door for 20 minutes)
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Hooray indeed!
Hello TGB!

I was so proud of the Holey Toad that I made my parents stand in front of the oven and admire it before I took it out in case it sunk.

Ha. I'm such a loser.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:42, Reply)

@Al
Your kind of awesome too. *blushes*

@WFF - your friend is kerazy.

I'm off to watch some TV. Toodlepip!
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Congrats
on the Toad in the Hole Lucy!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Thanks BK
I think it's fair to say that my day has peaked with the Toad in the Hole.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Evening all
Good to hear your toad in the hole went well LVP.

That reminds me - I need to use toad in the hole as a euphemism more often.

What are you all up to this evening?
( Captain V, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:48, Reply)

My favourite euphemism
comes from Family Guy

"Why do I get the feeling that at the end of the day I'm going to be burying my dog?"
"Woah, I said you could touch my boob, let's start with that!"
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:51, Reply)

Evening all
I'm wading through red tape and bureaucracy, which is always fun. Or not, depending on your take on things.

Today marks days one of having to do lots of work. And it would appear, the day of my right shift key stopping working. Took four attempts to get that first capital 't'. Stupid thing.

Are we all well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:57, Reply)

This evening
I are be mostly fannying about not doing much.

I might read for a while or maybe just sit on b3ta, waiting until it's a reasonable hour to go to bed.

*sighs*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:57, Reply)

@ Lucy
Same, done evrything I have to do.

Watching a Pedro ALmodovar film at the moment.
I like how over-the-top he is.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:00, Reply)

BK
I did my A Level coursework on Almodovar, he has a fantastic back catalogue, which film are you watching?

I love him.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:02, Reply)

I've just been watching....
...."The Masked Magician"? He's back with a new series. Want to know how David Copperfield walked through the Great Wall of China or did the Buzz Saw death trick? It's all here.

Bloody interesting!
(The Stig, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)

@The Stig
Thanks for posting that. I loved the stuff he did before. Will have to check it out once I can get this bloody code to work.

*grumbles*
( Captain V, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)

Al- eh?
I have decided to watch some Ross Noble to cheer myself up.
He is truly a genius.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:10, Reply)

LvP
Why so down?
(The Stig, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:12, Reply)

@ Lucy
I'm watching Kika.

Recently, I've watched Volver, Bad Education, Matador and Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down.

Volver is particularly good.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:20, Reply)

BK
oooh I've not seen that one. I can recommend All About My Mother, it's a bit more tender than some of the others.
I think my favourite of his is Talk to Her. It's lovely.

I'm not too down, I'm just a bit fed up with the job(less) situation at the moment although I am taking steps to rectify it!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:24, Reply)

@ Lucy
They're both on my Lovefilm list.
I saw Live Flesh recently too. That was pretty good.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:37, Reply)

ooh it's gone all quiet!
Well I am off :)

Have a good evening anyone that's left!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)

Oh al
Are you that bored?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:18, Reply)

I am
not doing anything exciting...

Not sure why I bothered posting to tell you that.

Just validating my existence I spose.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)

If anyone's interested then
Lucky number Slevin's on Ch4 .......... Not bad to pass the time.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:21, Reply)

Evening all
I'm doing the "I've-got-a-new-contract" dance :D. Anyone care to join me?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:21, Reply)

Either
my neighbours are watching tv downstairs really really loudly, or they've just got a tv in their bedroom.

I want a tv in my bedroom. :(

*wonders what they're watching*

*wishes I could morph my bedroom and living room together so I could be in bed and have a coal fire and watch tv all at the same time*

edit: *does a crazy hand jive from my sick bed*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:23, Reply)

Right
I'm off to bed now, I'm super sleepy.

Sweet dreams!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:24, Reply)

evening all
how are we today?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:42, Reply)

Just a quick in and out before I go to sleep
As it's my B3ta birthday!

Ta to all of you who gazzed me with lots of lovely birthday wishes!


:D
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:51, Reply)

well
happy b3taday chickenlady

we share the same day (though I am poor and have no icon). I am one b3ta year old.

@al /talk? /TALK? traitor
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:53, Reply)

I am two
and I can't believe it's gone past so quickly....


Humpty is my b3ta dad and I know I've at least one b3ta offspring.


Erm...maybe I should qualify that...

Humpty introduced me to b3ta therefore he is my b3ta dad.

To my knowledge at least one person joined b3ta because of some stuff I'd put onto Stumbleupon - therefore I'm their b3ta mum.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:57, Reply)

And on that rambling note...
especially as it seems to have sent everyone to sleep

;)

I'm off to bed.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:02, Reply)

I must admit,
it did need clarifying, I was confused.

Don't think I have any b3ta parents or children, but I would like to think I have b3ta friends. (I know I have a b3ta colleague, but he doesn't post much).

And it does go past quickly. I had no idea it was a year already.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Aw that's cute chickie
Happy b3taday to both of you.

Have some cake (but you'll have to share it with the kittums, they were there first).



Also I found a very very very rude cake while I was looking for pics.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:10, Reply)

why thank you fuzzy
and I know all about sharing food with kittums, since mine eat (or try to) everything I have anyway
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)

*Looks under bed*
*Finds Al eating warmfuzzyfeeling's cake*

*Prises knickers from Al*

*Replaces with goat*

*Removes Al and goat*

*Eats cake, puts knickers in the wash*

*Sleeps*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)

Al
Would you like to see the rude cake? It might cheer you up.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Ah
Praps I should check whose cake it is before I post it...

Ah fuckit.



Was not what I was expecting to find when I typed "kittens and cake" into the search bar!

Um, no don't fuckit! Twould be messy!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:27, Reply)

rude cake?
how rude?

and cunt cupcakes? what do they taste like?

goddamn it I'm slower than a disabled snail - or windows 2k
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:28, Reply)

Flesh
One of your questions has been answered.

In other news, I am getting a complex. When people put "WFF" I read it as WTF and then realise it's me. So I am starting to think of myself as WTF. Which is giving me a bit of existential doubt and confusion. I kinda like it though.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:31, Reply)

Dear lord!
What on earth's going on here?

*feels weird about wanting some of that cake*
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, Reply)

@clendrix
do you want a piece, or a piece, of that cake?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:34, Reply)

Y'see
I thought that the rose would be better placed underneath representing a quivering arsehole.

Perversity, Gods way of saying "You twisted Fuck ..... Apply your imagination to something worthwhile and stop thinking about vaginas!".
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:34, Reply)

Unless I knew
the person who made it extremely well indeed, I would not under any circumstances be persuaded to eat the spluffy bit. Especially not after the last QOTW.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:34, Reply)

Night Al
I like being called fuzzy too.

Swan... someone ought to pay you.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:36, Reply)

I think
it would be wrong to ruin such a work of art
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:37, Reply)

flesh
Hmm..that's interesting. Can I have it and eat my cake?
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38, Reply)

Ahhhhhh
But to do what WFF, to do what?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:39, Reply)

um
that depends. I guess it would be alright - as long as you don't have them both at the same time
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40, Reply)

Seems
fairy nuff.

*cleans up crumbs*
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:41, Reply)

@ flesh - I agree
Although mostly because I would just feel wrong full stop.

I have a friend who makes her brother a cake for Christmas every year. She takes pride in her meticulously decorated themes. And every year they get more sick and twisted. Santa's Sleigh Tragedy was one of her early ones... white icing liberally splashed with red, broken bits of reindeer sticking out of snow drifts, Santa himself lying in a twisten heap in a pool of blood. I'm surprised she's not on b3ta actually.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:42, Reply)

thats a cake
I would loved to have seen (and eaten)


but then, I am kinda sick and twisted
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:48, Reply)

Yeah I'm back!
I bet you all missed me.
Hard,
( Cawl, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49, Reply)

I would of
hit you if I was aiming for you :)

edit: sorry, how impolite of me. Care for some rude cake to celebrate your welcome return?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:51, Reply)

Kaol!
I've missed you terribly since I last saw you.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:53, Reply)

I did
but there was alcohol on the train.

And I hide it well.
:|
( Cawl, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:54, Reply)

...
*hugs Kaol*

I think I should go to bed. I'm fucking tired.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:58, Reply)

I'm doing desing work
whoops.

*shrugs*

Work tomorrow.
Jesus WEpt.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:00, Reply)

hello Kaol
and also, goodnight

I have an early class far away, so bedtime for me
see you all tomorrow.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Evening Kaol
Get my e-mail?

Have fun?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Just had a bit of a panic
Was looking at the website of the company I was going to start work with next week. When I had a look at the address, it told me the actual address was somewhere in Buckinghamshire, and not in London. I then realised I had typed in 'ww' instead of 'www', and then, I got the expected address in London. Odd that.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)

just listening to it
:D
What genius wrote that?
( Cawl, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:09, Reply)

Genius?
I would say mad-man.

Wonder at the impressively out of time drums. I forgot to use a metronome for the first guitar track.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:11, Reply)

I was surprised by the vocals
Going by what I've heard before of you I'd've expected 'em up an octave!

Sounded as good as a song about retards can do.
The vocal timings are a nightmare, as the lines appeared as and when I could make 'em up.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:13, Reply)

I was going to go up an octave
But for some reason decided to ruin my throat by singing it really low. Stupid.

And yes, your lines did suggest a song that had just been made up rather quickly.

There was going to be some synth too, but I couldn't be bothered getting it out, and the timing would have been horrible to try and get right again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:16, Reply)

Evening all
Erm, goodnight. I'm so disgusted I'm off to bed.

In disgust.
( djtrialprice, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:19, Reply)

Well,
As I said, it was an on-the-spot-one-take-wonder.

How about I envy your higher-singing abilities, if you envy my low-ones :p

I'm going to bed now.
I've been drinking heavily this weekend and today and got work tomorrow.
Night!

P.s. workin' with you has been a pleasure :p
( Cawl, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:20, Reply)

Erm, right
That was a tad strange there.

Off to bed. Night all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:20, Reply)

Strange?
What?
( Cawl, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:22, Reply)

Fuck it
I'm goin' to bed.
With whisky.
Woo!

*runs*
( Cawl, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:25, Reply)