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Here's Tuesday evening's thread.
HSH
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:19, 161 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
This is much better.
Let's all be rude and misbehave.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
*sticks tongue out*
*shows arse*
*runs off giggling*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:24, Reply)
Evening Clenders
It's evening time, I'm going to have pizza soon, make a questionnaire and start an essay.

How rock and roll is my life?

How are you?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:24, Reply)
Well PoD
I just saw Wookiee's arse, so I'm feeling a bit giddy. But apart from that, all is well. In fact, I'm off to the pub, so it's bloody marvellous!

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:31, Reply)
Tired and busy be I
But surviving. I'm actually feeling quite motivated recently, so trying to get as much work done as possible before I just stop working again. I reckon this will last about a week.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:32, Reply)
Evening folks
Hiya,

I'm on the tube heading home waiting for someone to leave their LondonPaper behind so I can do the crossword.

What are you lovely people up to this evening?
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:33, Reply)
Get yo' ass
to MARS!

I'm going to watch Total fucking Recall tonight.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:33, Reply)
oooh!
I can remember it for you wholesale!

I like that film
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:34, Reply)
I'm going to go to the pub.
Then I'm going to go home and eat homemade chilli.
Then I'm going to continue my wrestle with itunes - getting it onto my new computer.
Then I'm going to go to bed.

Rock the fuck on.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:35, Reply)
I've just realised

That for the second day in a row I've forgotten to change the filters on my canalphones so am feeling a little unbalanced due to my ipod sounding much louder on the left then the right.

You probably didn't need to know that.
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:39, Reply)
Will you be
doing your essay at any point, Clenderton? Hmmm?

*tuts*

Pub sounds like a good idea though, bye folks.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:39, Reply)
we are hardcore!
my evening is work until 6

Then off to the gym for the first time in two weeks so it is going to hurt.

Then home for dinner, some kind of pasta and chopped tomato concoction, then to bed with a JG Ballard book and whatever sport is on radio 5live this evening.
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:45, Reply)
Bill
I like that. I like that a lot.

SEE YOU AT THE PARTY...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:52, Reply)
Very good writer
It's a shame he was a bit Leonard of Quirm when it came to titles!

In other news I own a lot of shit music

[Takes ipod off shuffle]
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:57, Reply)
I'm gonna be
Working on episode three of Kaol Black.
And I might play Fallout...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:58, Reply)
Evening All
How are we all today?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:03, Reply)
I have my groove on
and am heading down the pub later. Woos and yays and glees
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:05, Reply)
Evening Mrs Bin
I'm good, and have been very productive today, quite a rare thing I know.

How was work?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:05, Reply)
On a school night Miss Badger!
*gasp*

[Happy hour blog]

;-)

Edit: *Waves madly first*
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:07, Reply)
Work was fine thanks PoD
However I was teaching music so I have a head ache now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:10, Reply)
What kind of things were you teaching in music?
I would consider teaching music, but hate the idea of teaching.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:13, Reply)
*waves madly back*
I know! I have to go out Thursday as well and I was out last night :S

*is not really an alcoholic*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:13, Reply)
I am
Step 1's easy, it's 2-12 that I need to work on ;-)
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:16, Reply)
Evening all
I too am out to the pub in a bit!

Yay for quizzes:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:16, Reply)
I'm about to make
Goulash.
Awesome :D

Well, Csángó Gulyás, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:19, Reply)
*breezes in*
Evening all!

Goulash you say Kaol? That sounds much more enterprising than the pasta bake I'm about to make with Asda's tuna...

Wine anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:32, Reply)
Hey Tourettes
Wine would be delightful :)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:34, Reply)
Hey Tourette's!
Wouldn't say no to a drop of wine!

*holds out glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:34, Reply)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! ANCRENNE!
*squeals*

Hello honey! I found a bijou sprinklette of your baccy on top of the freezer....

*tries hard not to cry again*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:35, Reply)
Boss Keloid & Grammer Badger
Any preference chucks?
We have a dry South African white, or a drop of Australian red....

*hovers over glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:37, Reply)
Yep, goulash!
I'm gonna be lazy and not make the soup-pasta though.

Csángó Gulyás is goulash with sauerkraut and rice instead of the potatoes and pasta :D

*sharpens knife*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:38, Reply)
Ooh, Red please!
Following a theme after the three bottles Tulip and I got through on Saturday night:)
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:38, Reply)
*passes the red wine*
Oops! Spilled a bit - clumsy cack-handed clot that I am.

Quick, pour white wine on it so it doesn't stain!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:41, Reply)
I had microwave pizza
and then was offered two separate home cooked meals. *grrs quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:42, Reply)
*pours on white*
Does that mean necking a bottle of white after a bottle of red means your tongue doesn't stain?

*notes for future reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:42, Reply)
^ BK
That's a good theory - DG's on the red now, so I'll try him on white after & see how minging his tongue is in the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:44, Reply)
@ Tourette's
All in the name of science of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:45, Reply)
*hugs ancrenne*
I also polished off the last of the plov for lunch. It went a LONG way ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:46, Reply)
I've just realised
that if you take the "oul" out of goulash, you get "gash". Since "oul" isn't a word, I guess that doesn't count as tmesis.... or is that reverse tmesis?

(Favourite example of which is Scunthorpe.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:49, Reply)
*waves to ancrenne*
Enjoy your bikeshed petal, for it is low fat ;o)

*squishy hugs & snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:51, Reply)
Yea...
I'm making a steaming pan of gash...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:55, Reply)
Kaol
that sounds bloody lovely.

Arf. etc.

*Runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:57, Reply)
A plea to all you lovely OT folk
I am doing a design project for uni just now to do with the guitar, and learning guitar chords.

Could any of you lovely people who play the guitar and would be kind enough to fill out a questionnaire for me please drop me a gaz?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:04, Reply)
Bon appeTITe Kaol!
You could mash your gash with a baseball bat, thus keeping your knives sharp?

I'm off to my kitchen now with my little feet.

Bye! x
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:07, Reply)
POD
How about those who've always wanted to learn but never got round to it, any use?
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:09, Reply)
Hmm
It's more aimed at those who have learned, due to the fact I need to know their thoughts on the methods used to teach guitar chords. So if you know guitar chords, it's grand.

If not, it's less useful. Unless the method of teaching them is what put you off.

On second thoughts, I could just mail it to you anyway and you could take a look. Once I've made it, that is...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:13, Reply)
Not the method
Just that I'm lazy!

The only tuition I've had is "Guitar for Dummies" and that didn't work very well!
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:32, Reply)
Guitar?
I'm a failed guitarist, who started playing bass.
And now I'm trying to learn guitar again, but I suck at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:33, Reply)
I nearly bought that book
Then remembered I probably don't need it. Might be a bit beyond that now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:33, Reply)
I play a bit of bass
but never got to grips with the guitar.

Fuzzy's bro is apparently an awesome bassist.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:34, Reply)
Evenin'
Just popping in briefly before my Tai-Chi class starts.

Usually when I end up doing some activity after work, I prefer to head straight there and not bother coming home first, but it doesn't start until 8 so thought I'd come here to kill some time.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:35, Reply)
I fuckin' love bass!
I'm not amazing at it, but I can play it ok while singing, so that's the main thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:39, Reply)
Evening all
I've cooked a korma, and booked my hotel for the Edinbash.

How are you lot tonight?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:43, Reply)
Evenin HDL
Still haven't decided myself if I'm going for the hotel or Youth-Hostel yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:46, Reply)
Kaol does not suck on the guitar
and hopefully I'm going to be able to persuade him to gaz me his gash recipe.
*smiles*
*promises exciting things*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:46, Reply)
Hallo
my lovelies
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:47, Reply)
I did a hotel
Just for the easyness.

Now just to sort out travel.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:48, Reply)
Howdy Dok, spakka and Zap!
Half hour til pub quiz. Woot!

and a hefty *flex* for clenders!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:49, Reply)
Evenin' clenny & zap
It's now time for me to set off. I'll be back later in the evening.

* blows kiss *

* zooms off *

EDIT: @BK: Best way to have fun in a pub-quiz is to split your group into two teams but have the two teams sit really close to eachother.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:49, Reply)
Ah
pub quizzes. Always fun. How is everyone doing?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:49, Reply)
Hi Boss
Pub quiz you say, good luck.

EDIT Good today Zap, things can only get better!



I hope
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:50, Reply)
Not bad Zap
Work's a bit stressful, but a few days then I'm off down south to Lusty's again so all is good:D

*edit*
Don't seem to need luck these days. We have a pretty formidable breadth of knowledge between us.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:50, Reply)
Aye
works a bitch.

On the bright side I handed my notice in last week so I finish at the Bad Place on 23rd December. Yay!

And I looked fabulous in a dress last saturday night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:52, Reply)
My dinner tonight
is a bowl of chilli made by Wookiee - and it's fucking lovely! Really fucking lovely!
*happies*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:52, Reply)
Good evening.
I've been to the gym and had my dinner and now I am going to open a cheeky red. Well. it's not cheeky so much as easy to drink and still get up without much fuss the day after.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:53, Reply)
@ Zap
I saw that pic, you did indeed!

You Regency whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:53, Reply)
BK
no joke... I had girls coming up to me all night... wearing a dress has apparently restarted my love life.

Perhaps I should do it more often...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:54, Reply)
Woo,
It's nearly Gash-time!

*hungries*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:56, Reply)
There is nothing more exciting to a women than a bloke in a dress.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:56, Reply)
@ Zap
I have worn a dress on occasion. Not that often though.

In other news, anyone ever seen the Silent Library? It's fucking ace!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2btD0wdxY7w
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)
It was
crazy. Three of them have already asked me out on dates.

Dress in a shirt... no interest.

Dress in a red dress with butterfly patterns and an over the top wig.... interest.

Its puzzling.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:59, Reply)
Hmmm...
I could wear a kilt for the Edin-Bash...
*plots*

I'm allowed to wear one.
And it would look like this:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/Black_Watch_slim.png

*shrugs*

Green isn't really my colour...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:01, Reply)
@ Kaol
Black Watch is a nice tartan.
I'm too short to look very good in a kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:04, Reply)
I am so peed off that I shall be missing the male tartan wearing B3tans.
I think pics should be taken of the male B3tan's legs wearing these kilts and we have to guess who the legs belong to.

The B3ta gods can put it in the fun shit section.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:07, Reply)
Speaking of tartans
I'm seriously considering getting a kilt for it* seeing as I've been wanting to get one for a while now.

Anderson Tartan

*it being the edinbash
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:11, Reply)
Right, laters folks
Off to quiz. Have a nice evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:12, Reply)
Maybe I should buy a proper kilt while I'm up there
I don't have a convenient link to paste but I'm Clan Buchanan apparantly.

Loch Lomond forever? Maybe?
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:16, Reply)
Nings all
*is glum*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:16, Reply)
Hey fuzzy
Why the glum?

*hands a kitten with cookies strapped to it*

:edit: @Bill Scotland has never been barren of wind when I've been there - perhaps you could wear a windswept kilt?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:17, Reply)
I hope not
That sounds cold, after all its got to be done properly!

*wonders which of his Tshirt Hell shirts would best match the clan tartan*
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:26, Reply)
If I wear one
It will be my clan tartan.

The Lindsay clan. We were always fighting with the Ogilvies, who have since married into our clan.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:29, Reply)
Well I'm off
Need some sleep as I'm exhausted. Also need to think about where exactly to get a kilt from but that's another matter for another time.

Nightles all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:30, Reply)
Thanks Cap'n
*is glum because my car is borked, I started my new job yesterday and I can't drive to it so I am having to stay at my mum's which is nice in some ways but means I am offline, and I hoped to get my car fixed tomorrow but I can't and now I don't know when it will be and how much it will cost, and my heart is borked too coz my ex is a poo*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:43, Reply)
djtrialprice
A set of what?

EDIT *hugs Fuzzy* That's shit, have some cake and more kittums.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:44, Reply)
Black Watch, for me, as I said.
My Grandad was an officer. 'til he got asploded, and his face got broken.

Poor guy.

They fixed him though, and I didn't know about it 'til my Gran told me, after he'd died. So, 1940's plastic surgery for the win.

EDIT: My goulash was better than Jesus, Obama AND Stalin, put together.
*fullness*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:44, Reply)
Kaol
I don't like the Black Watch tartan, but then again it's better than some.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:52, Reply)
*shrugs*
Me either!
Green isn't really my colour.

But I'm as English as shite weather and the Thames, so it's the only one I've got a link to :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:54, Reply)
Evening All
Tomorrow I'm going to be Year 1. I'm not sure I can cope with them all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:56, Reply)
Mrs Bin
You could always get a faulty gas heater.
You're high enough from the ground to not get the fumes so bad.
And they'd get sleepy, then you just turn it off.

A little Carbon Monoxide goes a long way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:58, Reply)
I like your thinking Kaol
I'm not that much taller but I think it's worth the risk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:01, Reply)
Oh Year Ones!
With their tiny chairs and tables :)
And their propensity to wet their pants :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:03, Reply)
Hmmm...
So, you're a short-arse?

*packs faulty heater*

*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)
And their propensity to wet their pants
especially if you shout at 'em
(CheatingRabbit, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:09, Reply)
I'm banned from shouting
Within 200 metres of primary schools, after... The Unpleasantness.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:10, Reply)
I thought
you were banned from being within 200m of primary schools
*sniggers*
*runs away*
(CheatingRabbit, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:12, Reply)
I never shout,
I use a very low, disapproving tone.

However I could use you sometimes Kaol. Do you want to join me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:14, Reply)
Oh noes!
*imagines headlines*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:17, Reply)
How low can you go?
*grins*

Er... To be fair, I don't shout.
I don't need to.
I can just give off tramp-bus-nutter vibes. It's great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:17, Reply)
Nings
*distributes hugs and buggers off again for more studying*
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:20, Reply)
Hmm...
Kaol has a point. I travelled on one of the most troublesome late night buses with him not so long ago and there wasn't a sniff of a problem.

The vibe is real, people.

I got excited then - I thought Becky was distributing hugs and buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:25, Reply)
*nods*
It's true.
And the time you DID get hassled by a bus nutter, he ran off after I said two sentences to him.
*grins*

EDIT: To my eternal shame, I'm listening to Papa Roach. And enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:28, Reply)
To be fair,
I was having rather a lot of fun with him and I can usually do OK.

But it was good to see him speed off down the stairs when faced with a Kaol frown :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:30, Reply)
Hahaha!
Yep, that was great!
And I didn't even have to whip my piece out.

*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)
No, you didn't.
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)
I meant my knife :p
Although whipping my knob out at a bus-nutter might have and equal amount of running and screaming.

I don't plan on finding out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:36, Reply)
'Whip your piece out'?
Not your cock, surely?

Or do you mean 'tongue'? you have a fairly ferocious tongue, if al is to be believed...

*EDIT* doh for wine infected typing skills...

*edited again for typo*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:41, Reply)
*grins*
We'll see...

Edit: DG...you OK there, dude?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:41, Reply)
DJ...
I've seen 'em too...

In my defence, I'm listening to "Getting Away With Murder". Which is like a slightly angrier, younger Bon Jovi...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:45, Reply)
Hi clendrix
Am good, thanks. Debating on being a grown up and catching the news.

*Is out of touch with reality. But you all knew that anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:48, Reply)
Awh!
Well, I'm being un-grown-up and drawing Episode 3 of my exciting comicTM.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:50, Reply)
Hoorah!
I've made a questionnaire. Now to send it out to the peoples.

Remember, any guitarists here want to help me out, gaz me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)
Well
I only said 'debating on being a grown up'. I was in no way inferrng that I actually am one, despite my advancing years.

*Checks stocks and shares on Ceefax*

*Gives up and runs around room making laser noises at the dog*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)
Fuck
I've borked the interweb again haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:58, Reply)
Yes you have
You cack eyed cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:00, Reply)
Yes, yes you have DG
You really are doing well at that today. My internet has actually been being stupid, but I've had loads of work anyway, so it's not a huge issue.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:00, Reply)
Well there's no need for that
*Flounces off to watch teh news*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:00, Reply)
Yeah fuck off
You spack eyed twat
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:01, Reply)
I'm not gone yet
am now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:01, Reply)
My internet just gimped massively
Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:02, Reply)
Thank fuck for that

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:02, Reply)
Have I gone yet?
Yes?

*Breathes sigh of relief*

Mind you, with these new found eye powers I'll probably bork the telly as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:05, Reply)
I'm confused now.
*drinks more*

And I could really go for a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:09, Reply)
I think DG has gone mental.
I might go for a smoke too - medicinal.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:15, Reply)
Smoke time!
I'll join in.

*curses smoking ban in the cold*
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:21, Reply)
Hello, Baron Bill.
Hope you're behaving yourself.

Blimey, I'd better get on with PoD's questionnaire!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:24, Reply)
Done it PoD
I don't think I gave very good answers :(
I got distracted thinking about robotic gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:26, Reply)
Cheers guys
I've now sent it out to many persons from various email accounts, hopefully I'll get many replies.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:27, Reply)
DJ
Oh dear - I could say that I would do that but daren't because the world aint ready for my riffs.

But the truth is, I'm very crap :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:28, Reply)
Hmmm...
It's all gone a bit quiet...

*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:43, Reply)
*sneaks back in to listen*
*smiles*
*sneaks back out again*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:44, Reply)
Haha!
Sneaky!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:44, Reply)
Baron Bill is good!

Although the water just got cut off in the bar which is funny.

It's a big problem because the resturant next door doesn't have water either. Oh well, I guess I'll have to stay while they kick all the normal customers out and stay late getting drunk with the staff as they can't do their proper cleanup!

How are you this fine Tuesday evening?
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:44, Reply)
Sorry, am sorting out replies
I've had 4 back already. Which is nice, mostly because I was meant to do these weeks ago.

Like the robotic hand comment Kaol.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:45, Reply)
I'm ok thanks
Mr. Windswept.

Drinking slowly, drawing the new episode of the comic.

T'is ok!

EDIT: Well... It's a great idea, PoD, but not practical right now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:46, Reply)
Well
I'm sure I could work on something like that, and claim it was part of my uni work. Or I could just focus on my main project just now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)
It's wierd being called Mr. Windswept
I've been nothing but bill for so long that it'll take some getting used to being anything else!

However I should be going to bed soon, as much as I'm enjoying smoking inside after hours that doesn't change the fact that I have to get up at 7!
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:05, Reply)
It's ok,
You'll still bill to me :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:08, Reply)
Your change in name confused me
When I tried to gaz you. I typed in Bill, and about 100 different options came up. It must have taken me a good 20 seconds to get back and find you properly again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:09, Reply)
So, my review was right?
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:14, Reply)
I still need to go see it
How are you al? Not seen you about in a while. Probably 'cos I haven't been about much.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:15, Reply)
It's about as ironic as an Alanis Morissette song
That the one time I decide to change my name is when I'm at my most GAZable!
(bill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:15, Reply)
Now
That be a good metaphor. Or similie. Or whatever it is.

On a positive note, from the questionnaires I've got back so far, my project isn't looking totally pointless.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:24, Reply)
Awesome!
*waits for robot-hand-glove*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:26, Reply)
You never know Kaol
I have to do a design project next year as well, and I get to choose what it's about, so you never know.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:31, Reply)
Hmmm...
Could you design a knife that I can take on planes with me?
I always feel naked when I'm travelling by air.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:39, Reply)
Hmm
I'm thinking something like those fake cigarettes that smokers get given to hold. You could get given a material knife or somesuch.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:41, Reply)
Oh...
I was thinking more along the lines of a turbine-grade ceramic, with a monomolecular edge, that could be concealed in my boot sole...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:42, Reply)
Hmm
I don't think they like us doing things that are illegal generally.

I would say you just learn martial arts instead for such instances.

edits - Bedtime I feel. Night all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:43, Reply)
Evenin'
Got back from Tai Chi and had a bit of a bite to eat. how's the eve?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)
Everyone has gone
haven't they?

*sad*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:15, Reply)
Yeah.
:p

All on your own, you big loser...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:17, Reply)
Indeed.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:17, Reply)
My fucking internet is playing up again
For some reason it won't attach attachments to my emails.

Fucking annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:19, Reply)
^ ^
Are you using a new e-mail program or a new ISP?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:20, Reply)
Nope...
Gmail, and the same ISP as always.
Think something outside's broken.
It's windy tonight, the telephone cables often get broken, out here in the wildlands.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:22, Reply)
^ ^
Can you still send mail without attachments? And are you using dialup or broadband?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:25, Reply)
Crappy broadband.
I can still send normal emails, yep, but it's taking ages.
I give up, I'm going to bed!

Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:27, Reply)
'night
If you still have a dialup modem, try using that. May be slower but it just might be more likely to get thru.

And on that note, I'm off too.

'night.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:37, Reply)

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