As requested
Evening all :)


( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:12, 157 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thank you Badger!
Bye for now...
( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:14, Reply)

Bye Clendrix
Catch yas later :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:15, Reply)

*points and laughs*
You're all on your own, comrade :p
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:16, Reply)

Evening GB
I was just about to post on the extra long day thread when I saw you sending people this way.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:17, Reply)

Hey Mrs L
Good day?

*glares at Kaol*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:18, Reply)

*hisses*
*runs off*
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:18, Reply)

Ignore Kaol
he is just a big meanie.

/waits for £3000 bottle of whisky
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:19, Reply)

I think
you are going to be waiting a while Halfy. How's you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:20, Reply)

I'm not buying you the
Three grand whisky!

I've not got three grand, and it's likely that I won't still be about in sixteen years time.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:21, Reply)

I was teaching Year 1 today
No one pissed or shat themselves.

I've got an interview tomorrow.

Fifth time lucky eh.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:23, Reply)

*hugs Mrs L*
I'll keep everything crossed!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:23, Reply)

for intimating
that im 50 you could at least get me the £85 bottle then?

pleaase?

Actually, buy one of them anyway, because in a few years it will be worth about £5-600, Port Ellen is a closed distillery, so each output becomes rarer and rarer, therefore the value goes up and up!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:28, Reply)

Maybe...
Although I'd rather spend £85 on ten bottles of vodka...

The problem is, if I buy an expensive bottle of anything "to keep", I'll end up drinking it when I'm pissed one night.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:30, Reply)

Hmm
I should probably think about desmoking myself and heading to my dads for dinner
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:30, Reply)

Gramms
Yes sorry im good thanks, you?

I managed to send an email out today to everyone in our systems team about the kettle being broken and the company will grind to a halt if we can't keep fuelled with coffee.

I accidentally sent it to all the European Finance and Managing Directors

whoops-a-fucking-daisy!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:30, Reply)

Halfy,
You loveable retard!
Haha!
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:32, Reply)

haha
it is probably something they need to be aware of :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:33, Reply)

well
when I fuck up I tend not to do little ones, why put a foot in mouth when you can get both in up to the kneecaps sort of stylee!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:37, Reply)

Right
I am off to eat my dad's food and probably be subjected to some horribly bad TV!

See you all later :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:38, Reply)

Its when you manage to
Shit yourself out that you know you've gone too far...
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:39, Reply)

hmm
never managed that before.

adds to list of things to do.

Nah, thats small fry compared to some off the fuck-ups that have occured over the years, like accidentally dropping entire warehouse management systems!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:44, Reply)

I can't believe
I'm still here lurking. I'm supposed to be looking for jobs.


'Ning all
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:47, Reply)

Halfy
You're bloody funny, you are.
( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:48, Reply)

clen
its a long standing gag in here that the only thing standing between the systems dept and a company-wide catastrophe is 10 litres of coffee.

im not entirely sure the evil french FD comprehends this.

The second in command of the entire operation however found it highly amusing!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:51, Reply)

Evening all
Apologies for the absence, had stuff and nonsense to deal with. Two days clear of cigs now, and I don't want to kill anyone yet. How good is that? Also, how is everyone?

*Offers tea, biscuits and a comfortable seat upon which to be groped*

/Edit

Fuck me, I've got this thread all to myself. Off to /talk?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:16, Reply)

Evening all!
Anyone?

*tumbleweed*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:15, Reply)

Evening all
@TGB re: keeping everything crossed. Just don't cross your eyes. It didn't turn out well for me last night!

@Mrs Bin Good luck with the interview.
( Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:21, Reply)

Hey Captain V
How's yourself?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:23, Reply)

Hey BK
I'm not too bad thanks. Got a day off tomorrow consisting of a dentist appointment, a hospital appointment (lithium here I come) and trying to get to grips with Linux.

Tonight I'm eating, tidying my room, watching heroes and starting on the journey to Linux installation.

Now that you've got my life story for the next 24 hours - how are you?
( Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:29, Reply)

Not too bad
Been working like a bastard the last few days while I get to grips with a new system at work. Not too fussed as the week's flying past and I'm off down to see Lusty on Friday so all is well:)

Tonight I'm just mootching about on here and listening to some music.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:32, Reply)

Ah the joys of new systems at work
Ours is held in contempt by pretty much everybody mostly because of pretty iffy implementation and the fact that the system itself and our business structure don't really suit each other.
( Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:35, Reply)

I can see
how it would work for a smaller company, but there's four of us in an office dealing with a three stage ordering process for 1200 people.

Hectic really ain't the word!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:37, Reply)

*saunters in*
evening all, how goes it?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:39, Reply)

Eeek
That doesn't sound fun. On that note I shall leave to go and eat pie. Mmmmmmmmmm.
( Captain V, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:40, Reply)

*huggles tulip*
I'm very well!

How's you dearie?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:41, Reply)

Ooh, you know
Dead from the nose upwards due to excessive meetings about "vision" and things, and rescuing escaped helium balloons, and sampling new cake for the cafe, and all that jazz.

*huggles beekers*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:42, Reply)

*enjoys huggles*
Sounds like fun!

Oh well, you can't be meeting Dylan Moran every day!

*looks around*

Could have sworn I saw Kaol!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:44, Reply)

erm...
was it something I said?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:45, Reply)

I don't think so.
You didn't say anything:)

Boo for meetings and balloons getting in the way of B3ta time!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:50, Reply)

Hello again all
Nice to see you're back. I wonder, should I attempt to get World of Warcraft working on Linux?

*Ponders*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:52, Reply)

@ beekers
rescuing the balloons was rather fun, actually.

I had to go up a huge laddery thing and tempt them down using another balloon with a bit of sellotape on it.

I felt quite the heroine.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:53, Reply)

Haha
Tulip, rescuing balloons from certain death!

Howdy PB.
I can't get my head around Linux, not its biggest fan I have to admit.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:55, Reply)

Evening all
How are you all tonight?

I have started my weekend now, so I'm all good.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:56, Reply)

Howdy BK
Start off with Ubuntu, it's devilishly easy to use. Just whack in the disc and away you go. It has three very good points.

1. It's not Windows.
2. It's free.
3. It's not Windows.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)

I don't understand Linux
wasn't he a character in Peanuts?

*isn't very bright*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:02, Reply)

miss 'crenne!
*leaps on*

*hugs hard*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:03, Reply)

Linux
Is an operating system. You're thinking of Linus. Oh, and Ancrenne, is toad in the hole a good enough dinner? Made of course, from scratch, and served with home-made mashed potatoes and gravy made to my own special (and suitably excellent) recipe?

Yes, I am a very good cook.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:04, Reply)

*giggles at tulip*
I think that was Linus:D

*hugs poor ancrenne*

@PB
Yeah, the operating system was easy enough but it was doing stuff like getting music onto an iPod and the like that was too much hassle.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:05, Reply)

I told you
I'm not very bright.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:07, Reply)

*sneeks up behind Miss crenne*
BOOOOOOO

Hi lovely, I may be on holiday, but I'm still here!

*Hugs*

Hi tulip, how's tricks?

Piston,, did I see that you were going to get WoW to run on Linux? Good Luck!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:07, Reply)

* rings doorbell *
Hi kids, I'm home.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:12, Reply)

You know, it might be worth having some kind of cooking bash at some point
I mean, for the Christmas holidays my landlord is buggering off to Ireland, his Mrs is going back to her parents, so I will have the place to myself. Perhaps time for a little shindig? Crash space is of course provided...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:14, Reply)

what's up, Dok?
sorry

I'm ace ta. All pleased with myself for rescuing balloons and getting a hug off our technician because I "look pretty today". How are you?

@ spak - 'lo darling! *huggles*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:16, Reply)

*curls up on sofa*
*offers gin around*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:17, Reply)

Hey all
I'm just stopping in briefly. I still have about 100 pages of journal articles to read tonight, questionnaires to look at, and more journal articles I need to find for a couple of other classes.

All in all, a pretty fun night.

We all well here?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:19, Reply)

Linux

I'm a semi proficent Linux admin who can be Gazed if you have issues.

By the way, Hi Everyone!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:21, Reply)

Evenin POD
I'm well thanks. Will let the others speak for themselves.

@tulip:

* huggles back *

* tickles *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:21, Reply)

*tickles spak*
*curls up on sofa*

Ooh, gin!

Thanks beekers!

*cosies*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:25, Reply)

@ 'crenne!
argh! balloons!

has anyone seen my dash symbol? it appears to have fallen off.

look!




see!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:27, Reply)

Tulip
You don't know how long I've waited on somebody doing that, and you're my first! ;) I'll bet good money that you look good every day *hugs*

I'm better than I was earlier, because I'm now off for the rest of the week!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:27, Reply)

This is weird
Two days off the cigs, and I don't want to kill anyone. How strange is that?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:28, Reply)

* wards baloons away *
* gets on sofa *

* continues ticking Tulip *

Methinx Tulip's dash-key has rotated a bit and migrated itself to ancrenne's keyboard.

EDIT: @ancrenne: How was this legendary 'adoption' I keep hearing hints of?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:34, Reply)

@ Dok
in that case, that's what I'll do when I eventually make it to a bash.

*promises*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:35, Reply)

*Takes up anothe seat on the sofa*
Well Tulip, I'm booked up for the Edinbash in April now WooHoo!

Gosh this is one big sofa!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Actually, that's a point
Anyone else quit smoking yet?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:41, Reply)

@ Tulip
I want to throw a Leeds one and see who'll appear for it and you know you're more than welcome, especially as you put up with my drunkenness on Saturday.

And sorry for being scary when I glared at that pissed bloke!

@PB
Thought about it but work is way too stressful at the minute. Already got a ticking off for chucking my headset across the room and storming out last week:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Piston
Nope, in fact I'm smoking as I type this!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:46, Reply)

.
@PB: Congratulations on not having smoked and not having murdered anyone.

@BK: I may be up for a Leeds bash. When you thinking of one? BTW: I might be up in that area on the weekend of 29/30 nov.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:46, Reply)

@ spakka
Not sure yet. Will tie in one weekend when Lusty's up for a visit, and TGB wants to come too.
I'll actually be in London that weekend I do believe.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Evening all
I've got some b3ta playtime tonight in between doing other things.

How's everyone?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:48, Reply)

Hey K2
COme and join us snuggled on this exponentially large sofa!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:49, Reply)

This exponential sofa
is great.

We can all fit on it nicely.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:52, Reply)

.
@Beekers Creakers:
So are you coming to becky's birthday bash then? That's on the Friday night of that weekend.

BTW: How was your microbash with Tulip?

@ancrenne: Shoo the rogue dash-key back to Tulip's keyboard where it escaped from.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:53, Reply)

It's exponential
and existential!

The exponential size leads one to contemplate whether such a sofa, and by extension, ourselves can really exist!

Eh?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:53, Reply)

Evenin' Kaytookaysics
This exponential sofa is ... well ... growing at an exponential rate. It won't be long until it's big enough to occupy all of our real-world locations.

EDIT: @BK: And if it keeps growing, it will become extraterrestrial too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:55, Reply)

@beekers
Leeds?

Just name the day, and I'm there. the staring was all good, and besides, you had to put up with me being all drunk too.

@dok, woo, Embra!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:56, Reply)

@ spakka
I am going to that, yeah!

The micro bash was ace. We got through oodles of red wine, I glared at a drunk man who squared up to me for no reason until he apologised while we were heading for more wine, we drank a fair bit of gin, and had a walk by the nearby Abbey and looked at the old gravestones.

Think I crashed out at about half four.

@Tulip
When I have a date I shall bung it on the calendar!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)

.
I wonder if Tulip has re-captured her rotated dash-key, or if it will play around with someone else's keyboard.

@BK: Sounds like you two had an ace weekend!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)

A story from today
At lunchtime I had to go to the bank for a meeting regarding life insurance and other such mundane but necessary bank-y sort of things.

So while I was waiting to see an advisor, sitting in the comfy chair provided for that very purpose, a young girl came in, spoke to the woman at the cash desk and came to take a seat next to me. She was quite nice looking, and well dressed. Not at all chavvy.

However, when she sat down next to me I was instantly transported back to 1991.

Because I got a whiff of her perfume, and it was exactly the same as the Magic Tree I used to have in my MkII Cavalier 17 years ago!

I didn't laugh in her face, but it was a close thing.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)

@spakka
It was ace. We were both incredibly ropey Sunday morning though. The Remembrance parade with bagpipes and stuff going past the window didn't help though.

Still, I met up with some mates in the pub when I got back and had about 8 pints so I felt much better!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:07, Reply)

I'm back
I was playing a game, but I can't be bothered tonight, because I'll be playing it all day tomorrow and Friday!

So I thought I'd play here instead.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:20, Reply)

Hi Dok
Come join us on this exponential sofa. What game were you playing?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:28, Reply)

Miss crenne
Have they still not sorted your connection? I'd let you use mineyou're a bit far away. :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:28, Reply)

I's been doing all the money!
*crashes back onto sofa*

@ spakka - I've substituted my minus key from the numbery bit! woo!

the microbash was indeed all of teh awesome. the staring was very funny, beekers, and you forgot to mention that we also ate CAKE!!!!

let it be said here that I am real and beekers is ace. but you lot already knew that.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:32, Reply)

@ Spakka
Oddly enough, there is a bash planned in Leeds for the Monday night, if you happen to be up for that.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)

*flops onto the incredible Sofa of B3ta*
Spakka I was playing the dreaded World of Warcraft, but tonight I'm not in the mood!

Now I'm sitting here drinking coffee from my favorite mug. I've still got a headache though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:35, Reply)

Evening...
I would like to share with you yet another reason why I am a retard.

Today one of my colleagues passed me a callback to do for him. It was a Mr Lyons and I only had a 'work' landline number for him (i work for skodafone if you don't know already) so could not open an account. I was told he would give me the info when I spoke to him. I was also told that he works with his brother, so make sure I asked for Mr C. Lyons.


That's how I ended up speaking to a nice lady at Chester Zoo asking to have a word with Sea Lions.

Which wouldn't have been so bad, but then she shouted at me and told me that prank calls are ILLEGAL.

This is not true? Is it?

Also, I am dim. Though in my defence, this was pre-coffee.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:38, Reply)

@ Kitten
That's fucking ace. I'm going to have to try that!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:41, Reply)

@ spakka
Yeah, me and PB going to a comedy night at the Adelphi!

@tulip
Awww thanks!
*huggles*

You're all of the ace too!

@b_k
How did you fall for that?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:41, Reply)

The problem with exponential sofas
is that they're so big we're still apart. But I have a trick...

* grows Mr. Tickle-esque arms *

* tickles Tulip from a distance *

@PB: Unfortunately, I don't do mid-week long-distance bashes anymore.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Sadly...
...because it was in the morning and I am notoriously 'special' in the morning I almost cried when she shouted at me.

AND!!!! And and and my bloody manager was the one who spent a good half an hour ringing round different zoos so I'd get through to a person and not a machine or IVR. God.
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:43, Reply)

Nice one, baby_k
I have in my life come across people called C Reason and I Bath (the latter was nicknamed Optrex).

But now I think it's nearing bedtime for me. I need to pack a bag as I'm away with work tomorrow for a couple of days. Just a course though. Not a proper jolly.

See you all later.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:43, Reply)

@ Kitten
Sounds like you have a top-notch manager if you ask me. Then again, one of my old managers calls the only asian kid on the floor Token, so that's par for the course. Oh, and loudly declaring he'd happily rape a fit woman, within earshot of her. Muppet.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:44, Reply)

Oh Kitten
That was a bit silly wasn't it.

Hi lovely, how are you otherwise?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:46, Reply)

Evenin baby kitten, 'night k2k6
@baby kitten: Hope you managed to see the funny side of it in the end.

@k2k6: While not a real person, I often wonder if there's someone out there called Karen V. Community.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:46, Reply)

Hullo
how is everyone?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:49, Reply)

that just reminded me
I got an email from someone called Chelsie Bunn a few months back. Still make me chuckle.

*apols if have mentioned before, but thought it was so good it was worth mentioning again*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 21:50, Reply)

*pushes dead thread with toe*
What happened here then? Kaol's not around, so I'm assuming it's not been been stabbed to death.

Has someone been eating beans?
( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Still sulking a teeny tiny bit :oP
but I'll live. I'm off now, night night lovelies, practice safe sex, god bless etc etc
(baby_kitten was loving your work on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:12, Reply)

I
had sausages. No beans tho
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Hi Miss Kitten

The SciFi geek in me thought that was heading for a Battlestar Galactica Cylon joke!

Sorry

*hides*
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:13, Reply)

*rarrrrrr*
*makes scary face*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:24, Reply)

Hi Drixy and Bacon
I was caught playing Devil May Cry 4, sorry.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:26, Reply)

Hello!
Ancrenne, apparently I told someone it was OK to feel the way he did and he didn't like it. At which point I thought, 'Hey-ho - spend a life filled with guilt and resentment. I'm off home for tea and biscuits.' So it's all good.

Glad to see you back :)

Dok...I know what you're doing tomorrow night - it's hilarious.
( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)

DMC4
I should really get round to playing that one of these days, its been sitting in my lounge shrink wrapped since release day!

Edit: BlackBerry drunken keyboard fix!
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:30, Reply)

Bill...
like when? You've got a truck of new games on its way to you.
( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:32, Reply)

*rarrs louder*
*waves madly at Bill*

*wants attention*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Evening again all the darlings
I finished reading the huge amount of journals, and the result? Most of them were useless. Well there's 4 hours I won't be getting back any time soon.

On to some more stuff now, but really can't be bothered with it.

Sucks about your internet ancrenne. How are you doing these days?

Will attention from me do badger? *sits quietly with legs crossed*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:35, Reply)

Hey PoD
Attention from you will do just fine :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Good to know miss badger
How are things with you?

I liked your acquisition from last night.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:38, Reply)

Are you OK, Badger?

( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:38, Reply)

*Waves madly back* ;-)
Clendrix - that's part of the reason I haven't yet, really I should resist pre-ordering games and just buy them second hand when I'm ready for them!

Edit again: One day I'll get used to this BB keyboard! :-(
(bill, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:39, Reply)

Woo
The condiment bucket does take pride of place in the kitchen :)

Hey Clendrix I am good thanks!

Ho Bill! (haha I am keeping that typo :P)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)

Drixy
I don't know what you think I'm doing tomorrow, but I'll be here, because I'm not in work thusly not going to Sad Club!

Hello everybody.

Badger, the bucket 'o Condiments is indeed AWESOME!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Bloody finally
My internet decided to let me get on here.

My router's fine.
Our connection's fine.
I think it's the damn wireless dongle.
*sighs*
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:51, Reply)

Oh!
Aren't you going to be standing somewhere waiting for something, Dok?

Evening Kaol.
( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:52, Reply)

I am loving
the bucket o' condiments *thievery glees*

Hey Kaol, hit it with a spoon till it works.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:53, Reply)

*frowns*
So...
I should make a comic, shouldn't I?

I'm a little drunk, been playing a drinking game with myself.

I won.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:55, Reply)

Comic! Comic! Comic!
Come on, you. I wanna see something that will impress me tomorrow.
( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:56, Reply)

Ah that Drixy
Well it would be tonight, but the young ladies in question haven't got in contact yet.

And to be honest I would rather be here with you lot, than see one of them again! Well I would, but I don't think it would leave me in a good place. Hence me asking for a cattle prod on Saturday.

I'll be good and get mine tomorrow morning.

EDIT

Hi Badger, Come sit with me on the Sofa 'o B3ta.

*snuggle*

Did you have a good dinner?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Well I'm all bathed
and I think I am as ready for this interview as I'm ever going to be.

I've just seen the trailer for the new series of IT Crowd. Hurrah.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Well done Kaol
Well done indeed.

And go with Badgers suggestion. As an engineer, I can endore that method.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Clendrix...
*raises eyebrow*
Er... My comic is family-friendly, I'm not putting that in it.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:00, Reply)

Kaol
*cries*
( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:01, Reply)

Less of that, please!
If it helps, I'm drawing an awesome creature
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:03, Reply)

Can't wait to see it!
Will it be ready tomorrow?
( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Yeah
It'll be ready tonight, if I can upload it.
Internet is being so rubbish!
I'm 70% sure that I'm going to Cumbria tomorrow, but if not, I'll be going Friday.

EDIT: 'lo to the lovely Ms. ancrenne! *hugs*
Hope computer stops being rubbish soon.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:08, Reply)

Night Miss Crenne
*hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:09, Reply)

haha
I read that comment up there Kaol as you were playing with yourself and won

Hey Dok *hugs*

Hey and bye Ancrenne!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Good night lovely people!
I'm off to glee about about another Tottenham win, do some reading and get some sleep.
Be good!
( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Bye Clendrix!
*waves*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:17, Reply)

I DID win!
I had to stop playing fallout though.
Kept missing people with my bullets.
*shrugs*
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:20, Reply)

Fucking upload it tonight Kaol
..your shit has been playing on my mind. I'm starting to think it's something I like. Basil Brush. And the devil. turnip?
(lost, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:22, Reply)

Badger
Are you good my little davotchka?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:26, Reply)

Little what?
*puts on TMI hat* I finally managed to pop a spot on my back which was hurting like hell all day. *enjoys blissful painlessness*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:29, Reply)

It's russian
for Lady.

Yes that is a little TMI.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:30, Reply)

I like to share
:)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:35, Reply)

Well
they do say no information is bad information.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:36, Reply)

Really?
Wanna hear about the dump I took earlier, Dok?
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:37, Reply)

Anyways
on that delightful note I am off to bed, night *hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:37, Reply)

Hahaha!
It's gonna be just me here, isn't it?
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:39, Reply)

Night
Badger.

No Kaol, I'm still here, and I don't want to hear about your dump!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:40, Reply)

Thought not :p
*draws comic*
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:41, Reply)

And
I'm going to follow Badger and head off. Follow her example that is, not follow her. That might be a bit strange.

Night all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:41, Reply)

Night
PoD.
So Kaol, when will the comic be up?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:42, Reply)

Night!
*waves*

It'll be up by two, I reckon.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:42, Reply)

Cool
I think I'll be asleep by then, but I'll catch it in the morning.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:47, Reply)