Good morning happy people.

( wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 7:55, 233 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello Lusty.
I had to get here 3/4 of an hour earlier today : (


Bloody buggers!
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:00, Reply)

Bonjour, tout le monde!
Comment ca va, aujourd'hui?
(The Stig, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:01, Reply)

Bloody frenchies.
come over here stealing our threads and women and jobs and cars.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:04, Reply)

Morning BGB!
I hate having to be in work early so have a *hug*.

@Stig, Long time no see. You ok?
( wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:04, Reply)

@BGB
Hoi! I speak french, but I'm NOT French! For a start, I wear deodorant....

I'm as British as a broken banking system!

Howdy, Miss Lusty!

It has been a while, plenty has happened with me. The best news of all is that I've got a new job (pending some checks). It starts in January, which means I can be made redundant from my current job, pick up my redundancy cheque (5 figures) and start my new job while stashing that money away for a rainy day.

It's not all been good news. My martial arts' injury has gotten worse. So bad, that I've had to give up martial arts for a few years. That was a sucker punch...so to speak. :O(
(The Stig, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:09, Reply)

Congratulations on the new job.
:)

That's rubbish about your martial arts' injury though, I guess you'll just have to take up street fighting instead.
( wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:16, Reply)

@Lusty
Pending the checks, I'm looking forward to it! It's certainly an interesting role, to say the least!

"Street fighting"?! You've met me and see how soft I am! I'll just have to wait a couple of years and see what happens.

Anyway, enough about me. How's your sexy self been?
(The Stig, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:20, Reply)

Morning you lovely lot.
How does this fine day find you?

I'm tired but good.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:28, Reply)

Congratulations Stig.
And commiserations re the injury.

For every ying there must be a yang.

Or something like that.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:30, Reply)

Morning Dok
I'm ok. I went to the pub last night and drank cider and decided I want to be an OAP.
I want to learn how to make jam and how to knit a good scarf.

Everything ok with you apart from being a bit sleepy?
( wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:33, Reply)

Morning folks
Grats on the job stig.

*yawns*

*aches*

Went running for the first time in at least a year last night. Didn't manage to run for all that long and now I'm all of the ache.

Bit happier than I was a couple of days ago though which is good =]
( Captain V, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:35, Reply)

Lusty
But your still a Bright Young Thing, let the AOPnes (say it out loud) come in it's own time. But knitting and making jam is fun, I can't do either of them though.

I'm rather happy atm, but I'm already excited about next week.

Hi Captain. Running is bad for you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:42, Reply)

Morning all!
How are we all today?
Running Cap'n V? I was considering taking up jogging again but my ankles are already sore from going to the gym.
Maybe exercise isn't the right choice for me!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:43, Reply)

No Dok
Putting on over a stone in 6 weeks because of sodding medication is bad for you! Still, I've finished on those meds now and hopefully my new ones wont cause me to have the appetite of 3 men and a giraffe which will allow me to shed the belly.
( Captain V, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:44, Reply)

Thanks for all your good wishes, everyone.
@BGB. I'm sure there's some logic there.....somewhere!

@LvP

How's the job hunting going?
(The Stig, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:45, Reply)

Morning all
Today is shit. Really fucking shit. That is all.

*relurks*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:46, Reply)

Stig
I found a job! It's not in London yet (it's in Wiltshire) but I can hopefully transfer to London in the New Year.

Whassa matter Sam? Need a story? Maybe a scone?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:48, Reply)

Morning fluffehs!
I love my hangovers. I'm still a bit tipsy and I feel fantastic! *boogies*

Just dipping in to say hello... off to read Round Ireland with a Fridge for the day.

*adopts sneaking pose*

*sneaks out*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:49, Reply)

Morning all
Congrats on the job Stig.

And Sam, look on the bright side; it's Wednesday, and that's half way through the week.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:49, Reply)

Captain
Well put that way. Run boy, run!

Grats Stig.

Hi No3L & PoD

I've just been laughing my arse off in the office due to the fact that one of my friend (the girl who hall not be named) was on the One Show dressed as a Bipedal Cow for the launch of the recent World of Warcraft expansion. LOL
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:55, Reply)

Morning all!
Hope everyone is ok this fine morning?

Managed to shave 10 seconds off my run tome last night after 2 and a half weeks off!

Hurrah!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:56, Reply)

@LvP
That's great! Who said there was a hiring freeze?

What's it doing?
(The Stig, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:58, Reply)

Morning All!
I am sooo tired, and curiously downbeat despite my epic pub quiz victory last night.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:58, Reply)

I need hugs and a cup of tea
And some scotch, but I haven't got any at work.

I had a full on panic attack for the first time ever last night, fucking scary experience.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:59, Reply)

Dok
That's freaking brilliant!

Did she moo and then ask if they were happy now?

/warcraft

:edit: *sends a kitten with yummy foods strapped to it to sam*

Panic attacks suck. Are you ok now though?
( Captain V, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:59, Reply)

Stig
It is for a large mobile phone company that may or may not sounds like fodavone, working for corporate and government customers.
But I get good phone deals! Hooray!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:00, Reply)

Captain
I've sent you the link.

I haven't seen it all yet, and with no sound it's not worth watching at work, but I really hope so!

Sam *AWESOME HUGS*

*Bimbles off to make Sam a cuppa*

White with sugar?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:09, Reply)

*hugs Sam*
*points to crudely drawn chart*

Statistics show 2008 has been a shit year for Sams. I may have to get drunk for the rest of it, you are welcome to join me.

BK! *hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:09, Reply)

@ Badgerface!
*hugs*

And how are you this breezy day?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, Reply)

Ta Dok
I'll plug in my headphones and watch it at lunch.

*goes back to not being able to decide what spec to make his DK*

*stops talking about wow*

So, erm, kittens?!
( Captain V, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:12, Reply)

Morning all
I stayed up far too late last night. God damn racists.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:13, Reply)

Captain
Kittens? They make a tastey treat, with some BBQ sauce and a little chilli oil.

Hi Jim.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:14, Reply)

I'm ok
Been better, been worse.

Looking on the jobcentre plus website as my mate said there was a lot of retail stuff going. Last night I buried my stupid snobbery and I am now prepared to work anywhere. Except call centres. My mate took evil amounts of glee in telling me in a shop I get to listen to Christmas music all fucking day.

I hate Christmas.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:15, Reply)

I hate Xmas too.
And worked in shops during that period and it's hell on fucking Earth:(

I agree with you on the call centre front. Did it once and it's soul destroying.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:18, Reply)

Think your chart's correct TGB
Been a shit year.

I'm going to go and hide in the toilets, I don't know why I came to work today. Can't really speak to anyone.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:19, Reply)

Kittens aren't for yummy time
Puppies though...

:edit: Sam, go home if you're struggling - it'll do you good.
( Captain V, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, Reply)

Sam
Don't hide in the toilets, stay here with us we'll cheer you up!

EDIT Kitten, Puppies, and small ugly bags of mostly water are all for teh yummytiem!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, Reply)

Sam
Sounds like you should go home. Have a cuppa and some cake and watch a film.

Go home, go home now *looks stern*

oh great *puts on thread killer hat*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:20, Reply)

Ha Ha
It got you, now you have the thread killer stare Badger.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:29, Reply)

Ooh
Is there a thread killer hat?
Good call.

I'm off to college in a minute. You'll all be pleased to know that I took at passed my spreadsheet exam last night (94%! woo!) and am now currently struggling with databases.
rock on.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:29, Reply)

Morning all
Busy day today, some plonker arranged a client visit on the busiest day of the week.

I'm going to have to have them spayed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:30, Reply)

*dances about in hat*
Dok I think I caught it from you!

Wow well done Lucy! It is Access stuff? I hate Access *shudders*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:32, Reply)

Aunty Lucy. Yay
Congratulations!

Databases, I hate 'em!

Morning Lab, surely spaying is too good for them?

EDIT Probably Badger I had it last night, even DG commented on it, but I don't need the hat, you can keep it! It looks good on you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:32, Reply)

woo Pineapple face!
*hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:33, Reply)

Herr Dok
Spaying them would be purely for my amusement.

Well done LvP!! Best of luck in the database exam!

Morning Badger :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:36, Reply)

Well done lucy!
Not bad for somebody who says they're no good with spreadsheets!
( Captain V, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:36, Reply)

Oh Lab
What will you do with them afterwards though?

I suggest something involving wooden crosspieces and nails, and whips, and pointy thing!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:39, Reply)

It is access
*shudders*

Which is poo.

But the light at the end of the tunnel is, once I've done Access I get to do a Power Point exam which will involve doing pretty effects and pictures.
hooray!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:40, Reply)

@Sam
I'm an old hand at the panick attack problem so gaz me if you want to chat.

Had them for years so I am an expert.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:40, Reply)

Dok
Not a bad suggestion there! I'll give them the opportunity to make ammends before I start on the more serious 'corrective therapy'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:48, Reply)

Morning all!
I'm on my way to Stockwell to try and find out what the hell BT have done to my clients leased line.

How are you all this fine morning?
(bill, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:50, Reply)

Allo again...
*pimps*

As (mostly) respected internet chums, I'd really appreciate your input:

www.b3ta.com/questions/procrastination/post306650

I've been thinking about posting it in OT for a couple of weeks but Vipros just helped me realise it ties in quite nicely with this week's question.

Cheers muchly!

*bounces*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:53, Reply)

Lab
Ok then, but do't take and BS.

Hi Bill & No3l

On whoring http://www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post306475
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:05, Reply)

Alright Dok,
How're you today?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)

Not bad
Kinda good really.

How about your fine self?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)

Good morning all
I have arrived at work with a huge grin on my face as I just walked past one of the best pieces of grafitti I have ever seen.

On a bus stop just outside the Abbey building on Euston Road, someone has scrawled

'Stupid London Transport'

So simple, so funny.

Although the pedant in me has since been thinking that actually it should say 'Stupid Transport For London', but hey ho.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:12, Reply)

Morning Al, and Scarpe
It's the Thread Killer hat, and she likes dancing.

EDIT Badger, could I borrow the hat please, it appears that I borken the thread again!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:13, Reply)

Apparently
I can't be Father Christmas. Sexist bastards.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:20, Reply)

I cause Pirates?
Yay me!

Am I responsible for Ninjas too? Cos that would be cool.

Wait, do I cause the cool type of pirates? or Somalian ones?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:22, Reply)

Al
Pirates are caused by me?

Yay

*runs about creating Pirates*

Badger do you have a the deep gruff voice for it though? ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:23, Reply)

Yes
I can Ho with the best of them
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:24, Reply)

@Al
That is not the first time I have said yes to the question 'Do you want to get pumped' and I doubt it will be the last.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:27, Reply)

TGB: Whenever anyone says...
...Ho Ho Ho

I just think of the sugababes

(sorry)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)

Well that's OK then Badger
How about the beard? I take it that it'll be fake! Remember to get a good quality one though, not a 'Tesco Value Santa Beard'.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:29, Reply)

Al
I am glad to have helped you out this morning then.

Edit: Christ, that sounds all sorts of wrong.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:31, Reply)

I'd probably get fired
Brat: Santa! Santa! I want a pony and a castle and some Barbies and a baking set and a doll and a PS3 and a Wii and nintendogs and..

Santa Badger: Shut up you little shit, it's a recession, you;ll get coal and be happy.
Next
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:33, Reply)

Ooooo
Scarpe's helping Al to wank over the Sugerbabes!

*looks away*

*runs*

Heeeeeeeeelp
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:33, Reply)

*stops stroking Santa beard*
*looks disturbed*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)

Badger
For that you wouldn't be sacked, just demoted to one of the elves :)

Al, that's why nobody should ever buy one!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)

Yes Al
Your jizzbeard on my face is very arousing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:46, Reply)

Now
there's an image I won't be shaking in a hurry.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:48, Reply)

I hope we're all taking the chance to misbehave
without fear of being sliced; Kaol is in his van, terrorising northerners.

*runs riot*
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:48, Reply)

Hey Clendrix *Waves*
I think Al has ruined beards for me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:50, Reply)

Oh Al,
way to go to ruin our greatest love.
*hugs Lusty*
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:52, Reply)

Can you all speak up today?
I've got a cold and it has made me a bit deaf
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:53, Reply)

Ohhhh I appear to be being hugged.
*enjoys*
*hugs back*
( wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Hi Drixy
How's the foot?

NOOOOOooooooooooo

/Vader

Bad Al you've put Badger off beards! How will she judge us all now?

EDIT Hi there Lusty *hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)

HEY SCARPE
MAYBE YOU SHOULD CLEAN YOUR EARS OUT A BIT MORE OFTEN, OR ARE YOU STARTING YOUR OWN CANDLE BUSINESS?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:57, Reply)

Pardon scarpe?
/coat
( Captain V, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:57, Reply)

SCARPE
IS THAT BETTER?

piss off

;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:59, Reply)

Scarpe
PERHAPS YOU NEED TO POINT A LIGHTER IN YOUR EARS AND BURN SOME STUFF OUT!

Dok, it's sore but I've stopped limping and am back at work. I think it's going to be OK - thank you!

Edit: Al, feeling good today, thank you! How are you?
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:00, Reply)

Hello again everyone
*huggles*

*flexes at clenders*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:02, Reply)

Hey Lusty
*hugs*

Glad your foot is better Clendrix :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:05, Reply)

Hi Boss
*manhugs*

I'm happy Drixy, now you will go to the ball!

EDIT Gosh it's turning into a proper hugsfest here today, except for Al, he's just making jizzbeards for Tesco!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:06, Reply)

'lo al
I'm fine, I've just been looking at cake recipes. I'm in a baking mood today.

Ohhh and *hugs everyone*
( wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:07, Reply)

Beekers!
*enjoys flex*
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:07, Reply)

Gingerbread
houses FTW.

I made one yonks ago, it was quality.

How is everyone?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:11, Reply)

@ himjim
Not bad thanks, bit tired as was still awake at 2am for some reason. One of those random bouts of insomnia I sometimes get.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)

Gingerbread men?
Are you giving them jizzbeards Al?

I luuuurve gingerbread. Maybe I will attempt to make some...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)

@ TGB
She's a thread killah, thread killah!

*giggles*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:21, Reply)

I was up till
2.30, but different circumstances.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:22, Reply)

Al
I know, there are perfectly good gingerbread women for that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)

If you were playing games Jim
you get no sympathy.

I was hooked by a dumb online game I was playing till 12. Stupid internet *gwumbles*

Pickleface don't be mean or there will be no more tummy rubs for you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)

I'm popping out for a smoke...
but first:
*kisses Ancrenne on the cheek*
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:26, Reply)

Hello!
*hugs Clendrix, BK and Ancrenne*

I have found my work is easier to deal with if i listen to Queens of the Stone Age, or an amazingly dirty-bass tune called This Way by Nero. It's filthy dubstep.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:28, Reply)

Oh go on then!
*snogs back*

Yay!

*hugs Labs*
How are you, Lord of All Potatoes?
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:30, Reply)

I was playing games
and on internet forums :(

Then I masturbated. :*(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)

Hi Miss crenne
Saw that post, I'll get the info from you on the 28th if that's OK.

*AWESOME HUGS*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)

Ooh Ancrenne!
*huggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)

Clendrix
I'm alright thanks, Wednesday's are always busiest for me as it's deadline day for most of our work. Still, my case is under control, the reports are done and awaiting QA, and I have new headphones!

*sways at desk, in his own little world*

Ancrenne, I too would like to hear more about your business venture on the 28th :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)

Hey Lab
@ TGB

If I stop being mean can I have one next Friday?

*hopes*
*begs in undiginified manner*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)

*pats BK on the head*
maybe if you're good.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:39, Reply)

Yay!
*enjoys being patted*

I'll be goodish!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, Reply)

Beekers is going to be good?
/trumpet fanfare
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)

@ Clenders
Why would that be a surprise? :P
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:47, Reply)

HeHeHeHeHe
Boss is going to be good, then again he always is.

When I'm good, I'm very, very good. But when I'm bad I'm better!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:48, Reply)

*unlurks*
Can someone suggest a website for me to read? Exhausted BBC news and b3ta and need something else to take my mind off the horrible thoughts that are rattling round it. Something with some articles about something, not really in the mood for comics or anything funny.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:49, Reply)

Sam
Urban Legends
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:51, Reply)

Ancrenne
You can, so long as you bring one of those extending pointer things. I don't know why, but women extending them make me feel all funny...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:51, Reply)

@ al
But that would clearly be a silly thing to do.
I shan't be doing that.


again
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:53, Reply)

Sam
I read this a bit

www.howstuffworks.com/

Not only informative but also has a lot of new technology that is being developed. Also lots of lists and pictures and stuff.

Should kill a few hours :)
*hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:55, Reply)

*giggles and falls off chair*
Ahhh, the 28th bash is looking to be superb!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:03, Reply)

Lab
Yes it will!

It will be the second most awesome thing that's ever happened to the world.

*cries*

There's nobody to play with, they all left.

*cries more*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Dok
Would the first thing be me being born?
*hopes*
( wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:21, Reply)

@ Lusty
Yes, that would be it.

*grins*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, Reply)

Lusty
Sorry it's a little more awesome than that. Just a little bit mind you.

You can be the 3rd most awesome thing to happen to the world.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:27, Reply)

Hey ancrenne!
*hugs*

We shall both be there!

Very much looking forward to it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)

ancrenne!
I will be there with bells on!

If I don't get a clendrix, ancrenne and lusty sandwich I will be heartbroken!
( wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)

Oh al
You pesky scamp.

You can watch if you like, it'll be a treat for your eyes.
( wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:44, Reply)

Hello again!
Thoughts of all the lovely people I'll be seeing on the 28th are keeping me going. They're also helping me procrastinate when I have a ton of paperwork to sort out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)

Hello again Lab
I'm getting well excited now.

I shall be in a veritable frenzy come next week:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:06, Reply)

I just
managed to stab myself in the arm with the end of a fluorescent light tube thing *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:07, Reply)

EMO!
Why did you do that Badger?

BK, I know the feeling, I'm going to be bouncing off the walls next Friday at work!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)

Oh noes!
How did you manage to do that?

*hugs*
*soothes*

*offers cider*

*edit* @ Lab
I already am, I seem to have accidentally put artifical sweetener rather than sugar into my latte and I went a bit mental for a bit. Everything felt really floaty and weird:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:10, Reply)

*glares at Lab*
The worst emo I'll have you know!

I went to put the fan on and had a stupid moment and misjudged where my arm was in relation to the bunch of upturned lights :(

*drinks cider*
*feels better*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:13, Reply)

Fucking hell
I nearly died just now.

I'm walking along Portland Place heading north back towards my office next to Regents Park and I had to cross a road.

In the road it said in massive painted letters 'Look right'

So I did.

And nearly got hit by a bus coming from the left.

I'm shaking still.

Edit: TGB, I just saw you hurted yourself. Hugs until we both feel better?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)

Oh noes!
*hugs scarpe*

You can have a bad joke as well if you like?

There's a poster at our local station that says "Warning : Thieves operating in this area".

Thanks for that, but what I want to know is who gave them their medical licences in the first fucking place.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:27, Reply)

Ha
I likes that one.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:28, Reply)

Hello again my lovelies
I've been told that I've to be in a meeting next Friday, it's OK it's in the morning so I'll not be late to the pub.

It will however mean that I'll be relatively smart. What I mean to say is that I'll be wearing a shirt, not my usual t-shirt!

So how is everybody?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:29, Reply)

Dok you liar
I know you are tarting yourself up for me :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)

You discovered my 'Cunning Plan' Badger
Tarting myself! What kind of a man do you think I am?

No don't answer that. ;)

It's a suppliers meeting with the top guys from Dell (one with the initials MD), and my boss has decided to take the day off!

I'll still wear my jeans though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:38, Reply)

Al
I don't blame you. I think I am going to try to remember in future.

Apart from anything else, you can't trust cyclists not to be coming from the wrong direction anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:41, Reply)

Al
I do the same. It was drummed into me as a child by David Prowse, The Green Cross Code Man!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)

For a while there
I thought I'd have to put the hat back on!

A man walked in to a bar and said, "I'll have a pint of less, please."

"Less?" the barman replies, "what's that?"

"I don't know either," the man said, "but my doctor told me to drink less."
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)

Really Dok?
In that case tell Mike from me that no one who works for him can design a server for shit! ;-)

In other news I hate BT.
(bill, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)

Al
I do the same, ever since I was nearly hit by a car speeding the wrong way up a one-way street.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)

Badger, you're at it again!
But don't stop, you know I love it!

Bill, how did you know that that's what the meetings about?

EDIT for stupid keyboard.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)

It was obvious
At my last company we had about an 80% failure rate on poweredges.
Dual running with a backup system of HPs which never failed!

I hate Dell, and don't even get me started on the laptops!
(bill, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:47, Reply)

They are so bad they are good!
Or just bad. They make me laugh at least. My director is on the phone and I just heard him say "Can you guarantee in will stay rigid after the bonding?" For some reason that made me giggle :p

What was that? You want more jokes? Oh ok then!

Son: "Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mum: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But Mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:51, Reply)

Echo
We've moved from Dells to HP as well...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)

I agree they are shite!
But for some unknown reason this place seams to be of the mindset "Must buy Dell", even though they cause us untold trouble.

One good thing though, our main server room is full of Sun, IBM, and SGI kit.

EDIT for bad joke!

My god Badger, where do you get these? you're right, they're so bad they're good!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:53, Reply)

Is that an SGI SAN?
If so there's only one thing I can say:
Good fucking luck, make sure you've got a decent backup!

[Burned by SGI data corruption blog]

Edit: /s/log/blog
(bill, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:04, Reply)

Stop being
all geeky IT nerdoids.

Let's talk about sex. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:09, Reply)

Bill
The SGI stuff is just for pure computational power.

/IT Geekery

So Badger what was it you wanted to talk about?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Oooh, Salt & Pepa!
That song's a bit special for me! I'll have to work that story into a QOTW answer one of these days.
(bill, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:12, Reply)

I have seen
Herr Dok Lemminge,
uproot trees with his bare hands.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:19, Reply)

Were they
Saplings? ;-)
(bill, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:21, Reply)

No -
family.
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:23, Reply)

Nope
To both of you, you naught pair you.

Just carrying on the song stuff!

I'm Herr Dok Lemminge, baby; I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm Herr Dok Lemminge, baby; I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down I'd just get up again
I'm Herr Dok Lemminge, baby; I'm makin' out
I'm all about

(instrumental)

I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place

I'm Herr Dok Lemminge, I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?
I'm Herr Dok Lemminge, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube

I'm Herr Dok Lemminge, baby; here comes the twist--
I don't exist
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:27, Reply)

Pffft
Intelligent and clean.

*snerk*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:29, Reply)

Wookie
Play nice.

I know where you are!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:31, Reply)

Well,
Thread's dead, baby, thread's dead.
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:37, Reply)

Only teasing.
Afternoon all! Things are rubbish here, are they better over there?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)

@clendrix
Do you think people are off doing fun things?
( wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:40, Reply)

As we seem to be chatting song lyrics, my 2am drunken inspiration:
Sitting on the hillside
Watching all the people die
I'll feel much better on the other side
I'll thumb a ride

I believe in magic
Why because it is so quick
I don't need power when I'm hypnotized
Look in my eyes
What are you seeing (I see...)
I feel real phony when my name is Phil
Or is that Bill?

Life goes on here
Day after day
I don't know if I'm living or if I'm supposed to be
Sometimes my life is so eerie
And if you think I'm happy paint me (White) (Yellow)

I've been here once
I've been here twice
I don't know if the third's the fourth or if the
The fifth's to fix
Sometimes I deal with numbers
And if you wanna count me
Count me out

I don't need the time of day
Anytime with me's ok
I just don't want you using up my time
'Cause that's not right

They're locking them up today
They're throwing away the key
I wonder who it'll be tomorrow, you or me?

We're all normal and we want our freedom
Freedom... freedom... freedom... freedom...

Spoken: Alla God's chilluns gotta have dere freedom
(bill, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:40, Reply)

Lusty. I don't know!
*grabs Lusty*
*finds Ancrenne*
*enjoys the rest of the afternoon*

Wookiee, things are very shitly shit.
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:41, Reply)

I know Wookie
*listens to the sound of giggling*

*walks over to where ancrenne is hiding*

Got you!

*hugs*

Hi Miss crenne.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:43, Reply)

Bored
I'm very bored, I'm now onto the 'mountains of paperwork' part of a case. It's always tiresome, but I don't know how I'm going to manage this time. It's all...too...much...

I fear that, unless I receive immediate mental stimulation, I shall simply die.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:43, Reply)

Ancrenne
Hey! No fair! Why can't us boys join in the fun?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)

*frolics with clendrix & ancrenne*
*stimulates Lab*

*sweats a little bit*
( wanderlust, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)

Thanks Lusty! *sighs happily*
Ancrenne, I'll be gentle with your back. I'm a gentleman, after all.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)

Ancrenne
I just read that as "I just shagged you back"

What's wrong with me today?

This just made me laugh. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081119/twl-astronaut-s-bag-drifts-into-space-41f21e0_1.html
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)

Today?

( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:50, Reply)

You have
hornhead dok.

It's a common problem.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)

Drixy
You're besmirching my good character.

I demand satisfaction.

EDIT Badger, yes it is a common problem, especially here.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)

Dok - really?
And how might one satisfy you?
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:54, Reply)

*thinks*
I don't know Drixy. How will you satisfy my?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:00, Reply)

Ancrenne
How about bending? Or being suspended? Held up by midgets?

Just idle questions...

Edit: Dok, I love that link! Silly woman will now have to cancel all her cards, mobile phone, order a new driving license... :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:00, Reply)

Ancrenne
I'm jealous of you for seeing Dylan Moran!

I'm falling apart too, ever since breaking my leg I have an Old Man Knee. I can tell when the temperature changes, as I feel it in my bones.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:04, Reply)

That's because
you are old grandpa *hugs grandpa*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:07, Reply)

Lab
I thought that too, and of course she'll have to get new house keys and space shuttle keys cut as well. I can see a long walk in her future!

You tell him Badger, he's old, and has very little hair!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:13, Reply)

*cries from the abuse*
Al, does it have some kind of fancy warranty/guarantee?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:15, Reply)

Dok
I'm just back from smoking a rolly, drinking a coffee and eating some choc. Those are probably the tools I need to ensure your satisfaction.
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:19, Reply)

Drixy
Maybe, but it would depend on how you employed them.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:20, Reply)

My bed was free and is awesome
*free bed glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:22, Reply)

Dok...
stop that, you naughty thing.
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:25, Reply)

Badger
It won't be free for long.

*jumps into Badgerbed*

Mmmmmm Snuggly

EDIT Drixy, me naughty? I think you have mistook me for somebody else!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:26, Reply)

Afternoon all!
So, what's happening here, then?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:28, Reply)

Oh Tightly!
Hurray!
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:28, Reply)

Hi DiT
*Waves from under duvet*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:30, Reply)

Yes, it's me!
*offers eclairs*

Hot piss, I miss it here!

EDIT: *waves at the good doktor*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:30, Reply)

DiT! *pugels*
Dok! You can't be all snuggly in my bed whilst I am at work! That's just not fair :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:32, Reply)

Hello DiT!
*gladly accepts an eclair*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:33, Reply)

*fends off TGB*
You can't just poke me the second I turn up you know, missy!

*travelates*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:36, Reply)

I love eclairs
Cheers DiT.

Then come home Badger! I'll keep it nice and cozy till you get here. ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:37, Reply)

Sky1
is back on Virgin so I was watching the new Gladiators the other day and I did think of you DiT! *huggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:38, Reply)

'noon y'all
*shamesless plug*

Anyone fancy this?
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/17422
it will be very fun indeed. t0ria has told me she's coming with a bunch of chums but not signed up yet.

Also facebook group so you can see the sexy faces of everyone who's coming (may or may not swing your vote).
www.facebook.com/home.php?#/event.php?eid=34618453399&ref=mf
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:40, Reply)

ok Dok
Just don't go rummaging in the drawers underneath...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:41, Reply)

Ah yes, the New Gladiators...
It's a bit too polished for my liking.

Still, *huggles anyway*

EDIT: I'd love to go to that thingy, but it appears to be in Manchester, which is quite far away... :(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:44, Reply)

So?
There's loads of parks you can sleep in!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:45, Reply)

OK but
why Badger? Is that where you keep the dead bodies, or is it something else?

Colonel, should that not be loads of parks to get stabbed in!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:48, Reply)

Yeah,
I've heard it doesn't hurt if you're sleeping.

Plus I'll be busy so the streets will be safe :)







As if we'd ask The Streets to play...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:50, Reply)

Woo Colonel S
*rubs beard*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:54, Reply)

Howdy Colonel S!
How's it going?

I would love to come to that but I suspect funds will be slightly short:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:54, Reply)

*rubs TGB in return*
@ BK - It'll be worth it, I'm sure!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:57, Reply)

No Dok
no bodies, just sex toys
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 15:58, Reply)

Oh that's OK then Badger.
I'll not be able to make that Colonel, christmas will cost me too much I'm afraid.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:01, Reply)

The sort that go
FLOMP!
on the table?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:01, Reply)

FLOMP!
That just made me laugh a rather large bit.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:05, Reply)

Yes all of the above.
*giggles at FLOMP*

One of my contact lenses just fell out! I'm half blind it's really annoying!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:10, Reply)

it's the perfect onomatapoeic word
to describe the sound of a large translucent purple dildo (with glitter in) being removed from an orifice, directly onto a table.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)

Badger
Was it the giggling that did it!

Maybe you should wear glasses instead, saves a lot of trouble.

EDIT Colonel, stop it, at this rate I'll have to explain the laughter to my boss!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Purple glittery?
Colonel S have you been rummaging in my drawers?!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:13, Reply)

@ Col S.
Does the purple aspect of said dildo aid in the FLOMPage?

Would it merely go FLOP if it was green for instance?

@TGB
Arf!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:14, Reply)

it only applies to the purple ones though
EDIT: I knew you were a smart bunch and would catch on to the colour's effects. I've not had the chance to experiment with anything other than TGB's purple one though...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:14, Reply)

Well
I only buy purple ones because they come with that added FLOMPage
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:18, Reply)

TGB's

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:18, Reply)

Right
While all this Dildo Chat is going on I think I'll slip out, and go home.

If anybody is still on later I'll see you then.

FLOMP! LOL.

EDIT I've just remembered I have purple hair now! Damn it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Colonel S you git
I just spat tea all over the keyboard.

That's another sticky mess you have caused me to do
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:22, Reply)

...and not the last time either
;)

Ninja edited cos I'm a fucktard who can't spell.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:25, Reply)

Is that supposed to say
and not the first time?

*cunfuzzled*

*shakes fist* you damn ninja editor you!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)

@TGB
To be honest, it still doesn't really make sense to me and I've edited it about 5 times now.

Should it be
'Not the first time, LOLZ'
'Not the last last time, LULZ'
'Not the last one, OMGZ!'
'Not the first one, PWNED111!!!1'
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)

@ Colonel S.
I would have said:

And not the last one! MFOTFABL!!!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:47, Reply)

Should we just
go and make more sticky messes and forget about it?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)

OMG!! PM ME FR CYBERZ TGB!!11!!
Safe.


Plus, what it the MOTHBALLZ crap you are spouting? It's slipped my radar.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:52, Reply)

It's
my foot off the floor a bit laugh.

Al I like mine more. Obviously I misread the first use of it...

Mothballz made me proper officelol though :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, Reply)

See, that doesn't make sense...
When I laugh, the LAST thing to go is my foot!

You'll only see real foot movement in me when I'm laughing so hard, I'm not even making any noise. Even then, it's 'cos I'm becoming deprived of oxygen.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Well
Obviously you Northeners are weird.

I may come to your gig thing and be a groupie and wave at you but it will depend on monies and if I find somewhere to crash because I don't think I could meet you when I was sober again. Last time was painful and awkward and I missed out on a lot of beard rubbing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:04, Reply)

I'd offer a place to crash
but we're literally full to the brim as it is. We're putting up 3 of the bands who are playing, as well as a good few friends who are coming up from DOWN SOUTH where I COME FROM!

I'm no Northerner!

*Mutters*

However, there will be much beard rubbing whenever our paths next cross!

BTW, my car's getting it's MOT tomorrow - wish me luck!

EDIT - OOoooh! You could see if t0ria or another b3tard who may come could put you up. Then you'd get beard rubbing and band worshipping opportunities!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:07, Reply)

Al
I swear it was linked ages ago when someone else asked and I skim read it. Obviously not very well. Or the cheese I am eating late night is making my brain break

I am off home byeeeeeeeeeeeee
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:07, Reply)

BYE!
I have to work late cos I slept in this morning :(
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:09, Reply)

Fuck it, then.
I've started an evening thread.

Come and waste time in here instead.
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:28, Reply)