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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Time for a Sunday thread


Well I had a good time last night. The lady I met was good company and today I feel ready to get on and tackle some of the things on my many lists. Life is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 10:43, 209 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Woo for V!
My housemate made me a cuppa this morning so I am happy!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)
Urgh!
Tea/Coffee *spits at the floor* How 'orrible!

*drinks from a pint of squash*

My mother is cooking me a sausage sarnie as we speak type. Mmmmmmm.

How was last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 10:49, Reply)
yeah it was really good!
I just missed a call though and I think it was from the radio station to say I had won some free cinema tickets! I hope they call back :(

I should probably go wake Kaol up, I have a phobia of waking people though!

Last night was awesome! Pooflake and the captain are most awesome! They had some rude songs too which made me giggle!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)
Rude songs
Are full of win. If you've not heard them already you might like www.amateurtransplants.net/ their album is incredibly rude and funny.

Why do you have a phobia of waking people? Did you have a bad experience as a child or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 10:59, Reply)
It stems from
adulthood! Waking up people who have crashed on my sofa and them waking up and going ARGHGHHGGHHGGHGH. This has happened about 5 times :( But they have no recollection of this! And then go "What's wrong with you?" as I am cowering in the corner!

Luckily Kaol is in the spare room so I just knocked really loudly and it seemed to do the trick :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:05, Reply)
*sniggers*
Good idea Badger - if you let him just sleep, he won't emerge until 2pm.

Oops! Morning, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)
Glad that went well
I'm now armed (yes armed) with my sausage sarnie. Going to nom that then get on with things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)
Good morning you sexy faced people!
Is everyone well? Beekers is making me a sausage sandwich and a cup of tea! I love what a little bitch he is. :D
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:23, Reply)
You're lucky lusty
That I didn't have a mouth full of sausage *snigger* when I read about BK being your little bitch as it would have ended up all over my laptop!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)
Lusty!
I hope he's cooking with only an apron on (to protect his love machine).

Having fun?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)
woo Clendrix and Lusty! *huggles*
Hehe I recall reading fairly late in the afternoon about the sleeping b3tan in your lounge Clendrix!

Wow BK is trained pretty well. I only have out of date bacon in though so no sandwich for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)
*hugs Badger*
Hope you had a good time yesterday. Sounds like it was fun. I'm going to do my best to get to the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:28, Reply)
Cool
if you need a place to crash we can make Kaol crash on the sofa and you can have the spare room :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:30, Reply)
TGB
Come round and I'll get bk to cook for you too!
I've had an ace weekend so far. We met up with piston and himjim for a drink yesterday and a walk round the german christmas market.
I was even woken up with a cup of tea this morning.
*Is treated well*


Ohhhhhh and we saw a bus with HUG on the numberplate :D
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)
Sandwich has been nommed
So time to get on with my to do list for today:

Bath
Sit ups
Squat thrusts
Make bed and tidy clothes on floor
Get Mum to cancel phone and tell me the date of the last payment and when the contract runs out.
Install linux and eee pc kernel
Buy converse
Buy smart black shoes
Buy smart brown shoes
Buy a new pair of black jeans
Buy some more shirts
Reinstall linux on laptop
Put ubuntu eee pc kernel on usb pen
Put guides to installing eee pc kernel on usb pen
Clean the inside of my windscreen
Top up screenwash
Put a list of webpages to bookmark on usb pen
reply to messagges on match.com

*semi lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)
Hello All
I have commandeered the laptop again.

I have been Lusty's bitch all weekend! Last night she made me bite the pillow!

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:35, Reply)
Badger
Really? Oh that would be fantastic! Basically, it's not being able to travel back home that's been stopping me from coming up there!

*sniggers*
Can't wait til Kaol finds out you told me he will be relegated to the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:38, Reply)
Sound like you all had fun last night
Me bored - studying for an exam (cisco, if you're intestered. I'm not)

A question however, for the techies (yes I am a techy, but in a different field)
I have a Nikon camera, nice it is too. It has many settings - one of which is the format of the picture. JPEG is sort of understand - like it is a compressed picture. But I have no idea of teh RAW format...

Please explain the merits of each...
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:41, Reply)
Wikipedia man!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jpeg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAW_image_format

*has learned something*

:edit:

*has killed the thread* ='[
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 11:45, Reply)
It's not dead, V.
It's just sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:04, Reply)
I saw you were on the internet
I thought i might say hello
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:07, Reply)
Rabbit
jpeg is a compressed image file- it only records what it sees as the colours available and records them in it's limited capped ability. RAW records the quantities of light and has a massive understanding of what it is it sees- if you take a RAW b+w then it will still retain all the info to transfer it back to colour. It also records in adobe 1998 as opposed to standard RGB, so has a much wider spectrum.


I can go on if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:10, Reply)
Good lord!
It's that sexy woman from down the road!

How are things with you? Grappling with any essays yet?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:10, Reply)
I am totally ahead
I rock. I got up at 8:30 and wrote my essay before completing my final shoot for my project.

*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:12, Reply)
Sod you lot then
I'm going to watch sunday telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:18, Reply)
Rock the fuck on!
I'm just scribbling some things for my next one now, but it will still be completed last-minute.
/shame

Oops sorry - was unloading washing machine...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:19, Reply)
Oh bugger it then...
I'm off to the shops while it's stopped raining.

Oh and Badger, I've witten your limerick at last :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)
morning all
I had a yummy curry last night, Achari chicken is full of win!

How are we all?
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)
I'm well
Off to do some of my to do list bits that I can't do at my laptop.

How be you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)
Morning all!
Had an absolutely ACE day yesterday, I got drunk with BK, his brother, Lusty and himjim and went on the dodgems. It were great!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)
life is good here
got 2 days off after this, and a half day on friday for the london bash whoop whoop!

Alright Piston
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 12:59, Reply)
How do Halfy?
Looking forward to London?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:03, Reply)
yeah
tis my first bash so will probably get drunk and talk utter shit at everyone out of nerves!
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:08, Reply)
Ah don't worry yourself about it
Tha'll be reet!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 13:13, Reply)
*wanders in*
Oh good, there's no one here.

*helps self to valuables*
*wees in cupboard*
*climbs out of window*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:30, Reply)
*saunters in*
Oh dear god...somebody has made off with all the valuables...and....oh the sick fucks....they've pissed in the blood cupboard!

in more sensible posts, I've just arrived home with lots of nice new clothes and have made a serious dent in my to do list for today. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:48, Reply)
A lyric?
For me? WOO! Thanks Clendrix :)

And Kaol was here when I was writing it, he looked fairly non-pulsed :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 15:52, Reply)
Hurrah!
He's such a gentleman, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

Hello V! Glad to hear you're being productive.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:03, Reply)
Here you go, Badger:

The Badger is quite fond of grammar
In well-crafted words, she finds glamour
So if you attempt
A phrase that's unkempt
She'll smash out your brains with a hammer

:)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:05, Reply)
heheh I love it :D
And realised I wrote lyric instead of limerick. *is stoopid today*

I'm gonna put my limerick on my profile *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)
Really?
*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:17, Reply)
I like rhymes :)
There's a strange place called b3ta
That spunks on the net by the litre
Filled with crazy folk
who like a laugh and a joke
And make my day a little bit sweeter
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:24, Reply)
Afternoon my dears
Are we all well?

I'm eating Wotsits again. I really should do more exercise than I do. Much more exercise.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:26, Reply)
Lovely!
*sighs.
It's great here, even when it's quiet!

PoDders! How are you, my lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:27, Reply)
'Noon all
Drixy, that was a lot like my one.

How has everybody been today?

I've been wet, and cold, and warm, and now I'm wearing shorts! This is a new thing for me as I normally only wear shorts in Cornwall.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:29, Reply)
Oh my god!
What the hell does one short mean?

*fears*
*imagines Dok in mankini contraption*

Or have you forgotten an s?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:41, Reply)
Aaarrrggghhh
My stupid keyboard!

Too much playing Warcraft has half killed it!

Don't imagine that Drixy, you'll need a lot of mind bleach and corrective surgery if you do. The last time anybody did something like that it stuck, and still makes them cringe to this day.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)
I am well Clendrix
Are you well? I'm whiling away time looking at PA that I could buy second-hand on Gumtree. What an afternoon.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)
Dok are you
misbehaving already? *chides*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:46, Reply)
*Is chided*
*Innocent look*

I'm not being naughty. I'm a good boy. Really I am!

Just wait I'll show you all just how 'good' I am!

Hi PoD.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:51, Reply)
Evening all
I'm watching star wars and wishing I hadn't been quite so drunk last night. I took a considerable battering in the mosh pit at motorhead last night, my nose is still rather tender!
(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:52, Reply)
Hi Al
Was it a good gig?

Motorhead is the only band I've thrown up after seeing, and it wasn't because of drink. I spent the entire night in front of a speaker stack, and the bass half killed me.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)
Dok
You aren't that good...how could we be friends if you were?

PoD - I'm fine thanks (apart from cold feet - stupid things). I have done feck all today :)

Al! Was it fun? (Apart from the nose problems.)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
I think
it was probably the best time i've seen them, certainly for a few years. I went over the top during Bomber as I was getting killed in the pit, but once I'd caught my breath I got straight back in there again for the encore.

Saxon were brilliant too.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
*STOMP*
Yes I am!

I'm really good, you just haven't seen my AWESOME goodness yet.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
Dok
we've all seen your AWESOME goodness. Sometime we wish you would put it away.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)
My god
Was it showing again?

Damn I'll have to watch out for that on Friday!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 17:03, Reply)
Blimey it's quiet in here...
Oh well, Warcraft!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)
hmmm
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:56, Reply)
Blimey Halfy,
you shouldn't hold it in for so long in future. Your poor kidneys!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:58, Reply)
oh oh oh
another human (well sort of)

Allo clenders, hows tricks?
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)
Tricks is good
Mr Fraction. Just waiting for my sausages to cook.

What are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:00, Reply)
absolutely
nothing to be honest, just having a lazy night in.

What flavour sausages do you have please?
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:01, Reply)
I have pork and apple
cos that is the best type of sausage wot there is.

Fucking yum.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:02, Reply)
heresy!
pork an apple is good, but Lincolnshire, cumberland and Noomarket sausages are the law, anything made by Powters is top stuff
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:03, Reply)
Ooh no,
meat and fruit sit together perfectly.

So, what time are you stumbling into the pub on Friday, then?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:05, Reply)
Evening clenders and Halfy
I have no sausages:(
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:06, Reply)
Ah Beekers,
but you're wholesome* and fulfilling, all the same.

*May not be true
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:07, Reply)
allo boss
never mind, there are plenty to go round.

I should be there around 6.30-7ish I think, I finish work at 1 and can't book into travelodge in cambridge until 3, so will have a triple S and then jump on the train
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:07, Reply)
'ning everybody
How's tricks? I see we've lost Piston to Warcraft.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:08, Reply)
@ clenders
I'm entirely wholesome, not sure about fulfilling though.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:09, Reply)
Well, Halfy
it's going to be nice to meet you. What b3tans have you met thusfar?

Dok - how many boars did ya get? See Wookers?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:11, Reply)
none of you
have so have so far had the dubious honour of meeting me yet.
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:13, Reply)
Halfy
I am already excited about Friday, It's going to be great.

Drixy Boars, what are youu talking about?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:13, Reply)
it'll be ok
so what are you all bringing for my present?


(will accept pints of guinness)
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:15, Reply)
Dok
I sometimes wonder if you actually play WoW at all.

Halfy - hurray! This is going to be good.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:16, Reply)
Halfy
You can have a pint of guinness. It the pub sells it!

I do play it Drixy, it's just I haven't had to kill boars in a hella long time. I was killin bears, stags, and eagles last night!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:20, Reply)
Friday?
It's going to be awesome!

*mega excites*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:20, Reply)
im confused
why would it not sell guinness?

im not hyper excited, I am mainly whelmed, neither over or under.
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:22, Reply)
Some
pubs in central London don't sell it, stupid if you ask me.

It's going to be the second biggest bash I've been to, new people, older people, and Clendrix! ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:24, Reply)
'Allo
Yip, Friday is going to be incredibly awesome. On that note... I'd better book my train tickets!

/Edit

I should be there from about 20:30pm.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:33, Reply)
London will be awesome
as I will be there.

*self pimps*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:38, Reply)
Cool
Piston, but do you think you'll be able to tear yourself away from Warcraft?

I know I'll have a problem with that?:)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:38, Reply)
Badgerface!
*hugs*

Nice to see you're modest in your awesomeness:p
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:40, Reply)
don't worry
I will dilute the awesomeness with my presence!
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:41, Reply)
That's nice of you, Halfy.
Sometimes it gets too good at these things to be realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:43, Reply)
pickleface *hugs*
I am modest. It is just one of my many awesome qualities.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:44, Reply)
@ HDL
I think I'll be fine. Now getting cheap tickets is another thing entirely... £79.20!!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:44, Reply)
80squid?!
Where the hell are you travelling from?!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:45, Reply)
Haha, so I see TGB
Modest as fuck, me!

*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:45, Reply)
I'm home!
Four hours.
Not tooooo bad.

Oh, and there's food ready!
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:45, Reply)
Yay
Glad you're back ok Kaol :)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:46, Reply)
Wakefield
Of all places.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:46, Reply)
Piston
my hotel room is costing £71 so im not far behind you on costings, and thats before a train ticket!

blender, I am possibly the most grindingly normal* person on here, so don't have high** expectations of wildness from me, just hours of waffle and chainsmoking

* boring

** any
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:47, Reply)
@ PB
Sounds about right. I can't book mine til Tuesday. Do it through Raileasy online, that's as cheap as you'll get them.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:48, Reply)
I've managed to reduce it to £46.00
If I travel from Sheffield.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:49, Reply)
Halfy
I don't know what you think the rest of us are like...trapezing around the pub and doing the can-can?

I have only four skills and I employ them all at bashes: talking, smoking, drinking and laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:50, Reply)
to be fair clenders
unless Claire Danes is there offering me a weekend of sex with her and Cate Blanchett while we are all slathered in butter im going to be disappointed!

hehe yeah it'll be good im sure, will be nice to put faces to posters and see how people tick in real life.
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:54, Reply)
But Drixy
That's what we do, don't try to play our awesomeness down ;)

Hi Badger & Kaol, good night last night?

EDIT Halfy give me half an hour and I'll see what I can do! ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:54, Reply)
100
hah!

ok, but if Cate is unavailable I will make do with Lisa Rodgers or Milla jojojojovich
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:57, Reply)
Top Gear time!
Woo then I am going to watch Survivors so catch you all later maybe and if not *hugs and snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 19:59, Reply)
Halfy
Sorry Mila is mine, or Avril, or Winona, or Christina! I'm not fussy really.

Laters Badger
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:03, Reply)
Hey Dok
Yep, last night was great!

The Belmers were fantastic, and their mystery guest in the hat was awesome too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:14, Reply)
Mystery guest
It was you wasn't it!

Glad it was a good night, I'll have to get up and see then at some point!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:26, Reply)
Haha, yeah :p
Poof and the good Capt'n were kind enough to give me a few songs to mangle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:28, Reply)
Stop that with the false modesty, Kaol.
You know you were good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:32, Reply)
Maybe...
But they were miles better :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:34, Reply)
Well
/unwritten thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:35, Reply)
Haha!
Changing the subject, anyway, I'm gonna duck out for a while, need to sort some laundry out for the week ahead.
And do some animal-cleaning too.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:37, Reply)
Have you all run away
or is anyone still here?

Discoveries for the day:
The secret life of bees is a sweet, if predictable film

Breaking up with someone still sucks, especially if they're a b3tan

The smell of cheap white paint lingers longer than expensive paint

Using your laptop as a light box to create stencils is not the best plan if the fans are blocked by you turning said laptop upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:52, Reply)
Madam Marlboro and Capt V
Thanks for the edjitification...
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:52, Reply)
Hey becky!
Had a good weekend?

And are you excited for Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:56, Reply)
Hi Becky, & Rabbit
How are you tonight?

EDIT Hi Boss, good weekend?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:57, Reply)
Sorry girls,
here's my confession.

I suppose a rocks out of the question?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)
Hey guys
Friday should be cool. There's a lot more people going now than I originally anticipated, but it should be fun :)

Edit: Absolutely Al.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)
Also
Hi everyone!

Becky - is this a b3tan that we know?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:00, Reply)
@ Dok
Yeah, was lovely thanks.
Got nicely sozzled with Lusty, my Bro, himjim and PB yesterday afternoon then had a nice bottle of rum with my bro in the evening.

Me and Lusty went for a pub lunch today. It was lush:)
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:00, Reply)
Glad to hear it Beekers
No Al, he's more of a lurker
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:02, Reply)
In other news
I'm completely clean shaven at teh moment. It's a strange sensation. I think I look very young.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:03, Reply)
@ becks
Sorry to hear that. Hope you're ok!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)
I had a cream filled
apple turnover today at about 4 o'clock. Is it wrong that I now want more dessert having finished my dinner?

I have a tin of fruit cocktail in the cupboard and a big tub of ice cream.

Should I?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:05, Reply)
Invoking pictures rule
or it didn't happen as you could have a sudden regrowth before Friday.

I'm ok thanks Beekers, just a bit sad that it's ended.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)
@ al
Go for it!

Lusty and I got these awesome choolate marshmallow things with a wafer base from the German market in Leeds this afternoon.

My teeth are still complaining:S
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:07, Reply)
I got
Mrs al to take a photo of my awesome lemmy beard before I shaved it off, but I don't have any pics of me clean shaven.

I don't like being photographed this way. It's the facial equivalent of naked photos.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)
@ Becky
Sad news, I suggest consolation via the medium of a Bailey's coffee. Or good German gluhwein laced with rum.

/Edit

Just brought the cost of my train tickets down by another £8. Damn I am good at this bargain hunting thing.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)
@ PB
Ooh yeah, gluhwein with rum is the way to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:09, Reply)
Goodnight all
I'm going to play some Sim City before bed.

Where do weekends go?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:11, Reply)
That's a rubbish excuse and you know it
so as penalty, you can expect facelicking on Friday ,)

I have most of a box of celebrations my brother gave me yesterday as part of my birthday present, currently filling my face aside from the bounty ones.

Edit Night Al
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:11, Reply)
Hey little persons
I've been getting wildly erratic with the razor of late. Shaved, unshaved, half-shaved, who knows what it'll be day to day.

Hey becks, hows things? Not seen you in a while.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:13, Reply)
@ becky
If you keep the Bounty ones I'll cheerfully nom them on Friday:D

*edit*

Night al!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:13, Reply)
Facelicking?
Can I partake of this as well?

/Edit

Tickets have now been bought, I will see you there at 9pm... ish. Train gets in at 20:41.

/Edit II

Night al!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:13, Reply)
fuck off al!
c c c c c c combo breaker!

nah, night al! really
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:23, Reply)
Looks like
Durex are to release a new line of flavoured lube shortly according to my insider details ;)

How are we all?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:31, Reply)
How do Ethel
That's a hell of an opening line!

I'm very well thanks, just polished off the last of lastnight's bottle of Captain Morgan's and wathing that Survivor's thing on BBC1. It's pretty scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)
Will try to remember BK
Who's your source Ethel?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:39, Reply)
@ becks
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:40, Reply)
Becksy,
Durex are my source.

I was an official tester last year, and still get the email announcements :)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:44, Reply)
durex tester
has just made my list of top 5 jobs
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:47, Reply)
Sweet!
Did you get paid for it, or were you given lots of freebies?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:47, Reply)
I just
got loads of freebies, and 20% off their products.

Not to mention the gloating worth of "Durex Tester" as an occupation down the pub.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:48, Reply)
@ Ethel
How did you get that gig then?

*intrigued*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:49, Reply)
On their
website was a big banner basically saying

"Apply now to be a tester"

Got a response 3 months after I split with my ex, so was quite handy.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:51, Reply)
and was it good
with the ladies?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:57, Reply)
Can safely
say, the massage oil was the biggest hit (if you pardon the expression)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is hilarious.
Ethel, you've got them drooling with envy.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:02, Reply)
Clenny
With my dashing good looks, it is nothing new.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:06, Reply)
Quite!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:12, Reply)
Snogs Clenders
Mmm...you taste of win
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:19, Reply)
Becky and Clenny?
Is the world ready for such a turn on?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:25, Reply)
Who cares?
*snogs Becky back*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:26, Reply)
I doubt it
*clings to Clenders as the world implodes*

I've still got another layer of sodding paint to apply and I don't want to as I'm comfy here now.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:30, Reply)
I think we should all pop round to Becky's
and get high on paint fumes help out with the painting.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:35, Reply)
I hope Ethel is still
here... I hope so because you being a durex tester made me laugh so much I actually fell over and rolled around on the floor a lottle
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)
KGB
I hope laughing at me in a good way :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:37, Reply)
Sorry, have to comment as it made me giggle
For one named The Grammar Badger, usage of the word lottle is somewhat wrong...no?

Feel free to come on over Clenders, you can join me tripping over furniture I couldn't be arsed to move out of the room and dripping paint on the carpet :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:38, Reply)
Perhaps what Badger meant to say was
she rolled a lottle around on the floor.

What's a lottle, I wonder...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)
I'm a
lottle drunk so it's ok :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)
Badger
Thas pefeckerly fine, then.
*hic*

Becky, if only you were next door!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:42, Reply)
for
clarification a lottle is somewhere between a little and a lot. It is a valid word see

*points to dictionary with the word lottle wrote in crayon*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:42, Reply)
Ahhh
that'd make sense. B3ta'ing drunk is always entertaining :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:42, Reply)
KGB
Shouldn't that be "written with crayon"?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:44, Reply)
Aha!
So 'a lottle' is 'an ordinary amount'.

Nice.

Edit: Ethel, be nice. Badger seems to be broken.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:45, Reply)
Ethel
Wrote and written are fairly interchangeable as the past tense of write so there.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:45, Reply)
Evening all
Is the badger's brain melted and broken tonight?

I've just rediscovered the joys of Radiohead. It's strange that such depressing music made me feel so happy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:49, Reply)
I'm not broken
Nothing I have said is wrong by the rules of Badgerland.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:50, Reply)
I'll be a durex tester.. sign me up..
..I just need a buisness partner.
(lost, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:51, Reply)
Lost
I can supply, but not sell.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:52, Reply)
Ethel
You're the weirdest dealer I ever met.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:54, Reply)
Clenny
I go for an unusual niche market.

Fancy a quart?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:55, Reply)
Ethel
is weird full stop.

*dances about*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:55, Reply)
Hmm...
yes, but let me clarify - might make a good Christmas present for my flatmate...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:56, Reply)
I need to dance about too..
..not enough dancing about in my life. I did it last night but tonight the parents are in and I'm scared of being caught. Oh, well, fuck shame.. Primal Scream's Country girl is on..
(lost, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)
Do you parents not like you dancing?
*wonders if you are being rude when I was actually dancing*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 22:59, Reply)
I got caught
dancing once, I'm still reminded of it :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:02, Reply)
No not being rude..
..did you score a quart off Ethered and smoke it all or something?

I just feel like dancing about.. dancing makes me happy. I do it a lot when I ahve the house to myself, even when sober, but feel self-concious if anyone else is in, even if they are 10 metres away and about to go to bed and will never see me.
(lost, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:02, Reply)
My housemate
already knows I am crazy and just tends to ignore me.

All the time *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:04, Reply)
Aw..
..it's nice to get a bit of recognition for your dancing skills. Just being ok with it and ignoring it isn't enough in a truely cool world.
(lost, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:08, Reply)
Hi folks
I got sucked into another world for a while there. It was funny, and I got told that my stalker is starting to fall in love with me!

*hides under bed*

*cries*

I'm never helping anybody again!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:12, Reply)
Dok
get out from under my bed!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:12, Reply)
You been playing second life Dok?
Nings PoD, missed you earlier. How's uni and stuff going?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:15, Reply)
It's being many busy's m'dear
But still managed to take most of the weekend off, in preparation for a mental week. Hoorah.

How's vetting going?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:17, Reply)
OK Badger *hugs*
FLOMP

*climbs under duvet*

Hi Becky *hugs*, it's worse I'm playing Warcraft.

How are you all tonight?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:18, Reply)
Rather wonky..
..as usual this time in the evening. The sudden urge to flee to bed and hide could hit me at any point in the next two hours.
(lost, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:19, Reply)
Good thanks
we've got the all clear for me to register as a student next year at last, so part of my week off this week will be spent filling in god knows how many application forms.

Busy is good though right? Got to be better than working in that fucking awful coffee shop.

Edit: Never tried it myself Dok, is it any good? Do you run around pretending to be a pixie or something? *loses many geek points in admitting this*
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:19, Reply)
Hmm
Not what I meant! *hugs dok*

*shakes empty cider can* That is my signal to go to bed!

*kicks dok out and snuggles in*
See you all soon
xx

hahaha FLOMP is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:19, Reply)
Ah, coffee shop memories
Good times those were. Or something along those lines...

Congrats on the studenty thing. It's quite the life. You going to be working at the same time as studenting?

Evening badger and dok and all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:22, Reply)
Night Badger
Glad everbody is great today.

I've been out in the wind and the rain taking pictures, and then feeding and cleaning animals. Then things got fantastic and I spent the rest of the day in my shed.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:23, Reply)
Evening foul carrion of the afterlife..
..done any malingering recently?
(lost, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:24, Reply)
Ning PoD
How's tricks?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:24, Reply)
In other news..
..I am listening to my ex's tunes..

she doesn't sound half bad and I don't even slightly envy whoever is shagging the batshit old goat. I'm just enjoying her singing and guitar work.. I think this is good.
(lost, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:25, Reply)
Leaps on Ancrenne
PoD, yeah I'll be going to college one day a week and working the rest of the time. It's been six years since I last studied for anything, bar the last three weeks, so I'm looking forward to it, but a bit nervous at the same time.

What animals do you have Dok?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:29, Reply)
Tricks ain't bad dok
Sounds like quite the day you've had.

Hey ancrenne, what's the craic?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:29, Reply)
Hi
Miss crenne. *hugs*

Lost, if I ever heard anything from my ex she'd be dead!

EDIT Glad to hear it PoD

Becky I have ferrets, cats, rats, degus, frogs, toads, snakes, spiders, scorpions, a nd lizards. It's why I have a large heated shed, which is fun to be in on days like this.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:29, Reply)
Fucking hell that's a lot of fur and scales
My mate used to have degu's. Lovely little things, I always preferred rats myself though. Might pick your brain if we get any exotic cases in that we don't know what to do with them.

Good to see you lovely A *squishes back*

OMG, the mum from six feet under is on desperate housewives...I miss six feet under.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:41, Reply)
Father Ted indeed
I think I'm going to head off. Relaxing for most of the weekend means that all the works still need to be done this week.

Nights all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:44, Reply)
I'm wide awake
thanks to the stupid fumes, so watching crap on E4
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:44, Reply)
I'm thinking of getting back into watching TV..
..haven't watched any apart from when forced to in order to be sociable for a good four years.. but the words "father ted" strum my nerves into a frenzy.. can I watch father ted tonight? we have some sort of sky package. what do I do?
(lost, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:51, Reply)
Awesome..
..I'm on it like Tony Bennett.

Cheers Ancrenne..
(lost, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)
Hi Lost
I didn't watch tv for about two years and was determined to be more selective about it when I was given a tv a few months ago. Judging by this evening's offerings and the fact that my DVD collection remains untouched, I'd say it's a downward spiral.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:55, Reply)
No probs Becky
But I don't know just how much help I'll be. I'm always willing to share what I do know though.

OK Folken I'm off to bed :( got to be up early in the morning for work.

*hugs for everybody*

Oooohhh I'm getting so excited over next Friday, I can't wait to see all you lovely people again, and for the first time for some of you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 23:58, Reply)
Awesome..
..Ted Crilly and the gang coming up in 2 minutes on More4 + 1hr or whatever.

I could get back into TV. At least for tonight. The porn on the other channels afterwards is looking rather enticing.

With that I will bid you good people good night.
(lost, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:01, Reply)
Oops
I appear to have been sent the new Killers album, so I'm off to listen to that for a bit.

Night all x
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:02, Reply)
*Emerges from Warcraft*
Where does the time go eh? Still, looking forward to London lots and lots.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:04, Reply)

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