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I doubt Lusty'll see the light of day before Jeremy Kyle finishes, so here's today's thread. With added swear.


( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 7:59, 116 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning!
How goes it?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:30, Reply)

Good amount of swear
But still a little too much IE for my liking.

How the chuck is everyone doing?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:40, Reply)

Morning chaps!
My job is considerably less stable than it was on Thursday, but it's no surprise. And it's nice and busy cos of the rain. And I have home-made carrot cake.

So it all balances out really.

How're you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:43, Reply)

Moooorning
my life is so full of pain :p

Oo carrot cake! You lucky bastard
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:47, Reply)

Morning darras *massages*
Daughter and I cooked the cake on Saturday. I've not cooked a cake since I was her age. It was incredible fun!

Why do you hurt darras? More snowboarding?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Carrot cake?
Sounds good to me... could you send me some please?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:57, Reply)

I guess you could call it snowboarding
but it was more like iceboarding. Damn skiiers just assuming that boarders LIKE the narrow little passages that go uphill and downhill.

I got terrible whiplash! Im just glad I can move my head today :p And black bruises on my ribs and tailbone. Gonna take a week off from boarding I think!
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I prefer sledging.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:06, Reply)

Sledging
does appear to be the more fun less pain option. I will do that instead for a while :D
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Morning everybody
I prefer going down slopes fast, very fast, and even faster. I'm lucky I've never done myself an injury, yet!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:12, Reply)

dok
perhaps you stick to the slopes that have snow on them?
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Maybe I should
But I find it far more interesting when they don't.

Anyway, snow in Britain, you must be joking. When I win the lottery I'm moving to someplace that get snow, Lots of snow!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:19, Reply)

If you won the lottery
you could afford to invent snow. Or have it imported. Or genetically engineer a particular type of algae to pee snow. That'd be great.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Algae peeing snow.
I'm sure we could get funding for that from the Sultan of Brunei or somesuch.

I'd still move out of this country though. Not that I don't like it, I just cant stand the way it's run.

I'd come back for all the bashes though, and make sure everybody who wanted to come could!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Morningaling
How are we all?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:36, Reply)

If you won the lottery
we'd all be bashing at your place :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Morning Red
I'm good today, how's yourself?

Oh Hell yeah No3L.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Yo
I'm pretty good thanks.

Just posted a pic of one of my Giblets in the Fluffy pets thread.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Red
I've no pictures of my pets to hand, but most of them are far from fluffy. Some of them are vry fluffy though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:09, Reply)

G'morning you bunch of maggot-riddled dog-sacs
How's it going?

I've had two coffees already, and it's going surprisingly well for a Monday.
( Cawl, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Morning Kaol
I've just got my third coffee of the day, but I've not started it yet.

How was the weekend?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:17, Reply)

*WARNING*
You are all in direct violation of Monkeysex Directives 1, 2, 3 and 4.
I see that there was even a fluffy 'pets' thread this weekend, it just won't do.
Somebody talk about some arse, I'll get the ball rolling by saying that I think that Andy Parsons' "comedy" style is a hate crime against nature, and Alex Zane's face is the most offensive thing on earth.

OCP run the cops.
OCP run everything.
You have four days to comply.

EDIT hooray for Kaol!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I can talk about ass
Mine hurts like a bitch. And not for any good or enjoyable reason!

Damn ice..

EDIT: Who is Andy Parson?
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Did your ice dildo
freeze to your beef curtains again?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:21, Reply)

wouldn't that count
as an enjoyable and/or good reason for pain?
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Oh for fucks sake Bert
Fuck off and go change your tampon you whinging, bucket vaged old bitch.
( wanderlust, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Bert
Go stick a goat up yer arse, ye squirrel felching carpet muncher.

Morning Lusty.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Morning all
I'm on my third cup of tea this morning - one normal and two green. I need the anti-oxidants.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Andy Parsons

Unfunniest man alive
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I don't know
His face alone makes me laugh!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Ahh
the face looks familiar. I can't say Ive seen much of his 'work' so I can't comment but I'll take your warnings into consideration.
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:28, Reply)

And also
Munch a mong's minge, you minging mong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Alright bastards*
Can anyone explain why I stayed up till 4am watching Death Race when it is without doubt the worst film I've watched this weekend, a weekend that included the remake of Shaft and the 1987 classic The Secret Of My Success?

*Title in accordance with Monkeysex directive
(bill, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Bill
No I can't, why did you stay up till four watching a crap remake of a classic (?) movie?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Oh fuck...
I'm going to London :|
I think I spoke too soon!
( Cawl, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Well, the trailer looked good
Unfortunately I could have put the trailer on loop for 2 hours and it would have made more sense.
(bill, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:35, Reply)

while I am trying to cut down on b3ta for the sake of work
I had to chip in and say that Andy Parsons is far from the unfunniest man alive.

May I present for your consideration:
Ricky Gervais
Ray Romano
numerous others
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Morning, you bunch of flaps.
I'm not entirely sure why none of you has made me a coffee, but I'm not pleased. Not pleased at all.

In other news, I may go outside for a smoke before it fucking pisses down.
I may also close the London gates before Kaol gets here.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:47, Reply)

With regards to Andy Parsons...
I quite like him.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Good Morning Drixy
Have a cup of coffee. *hands coffee*

Good move on closing the gates, one day he'll come and never leave!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:50, Reply)

No!
*shakes fist*
I'm just waiting to get wood samples before I go.
*drinks coffee*
( Cawl, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Morning Drix
and darn it you beat me in being many miles away from parents!

Oh but I have a two day work week this week. Huzzah!
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Thanks for the coffee, Dok.
Yes, get wood, young man. You'll need it.

Darras, no, you're the current winner, cos I'm back in the UK now.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:54, Reply)

woop winnah!
where were you? Oz?
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Right...
I've got wood, and I'm coming to London.
Bye!
( Cawl, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Oh dear...he knows where my office is, too.
Darras, I think that's about 10,000 miles away! I was in Japan.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh
Kaol's got wood and is coming to London.

Save us Jebus Crispy.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Morning all
It's about 12,000 miles actually Clendrix. A good one to know for Trivial Pursuit, that one. Also, it's well sunny here today, suck on that with all your likelihood of rain.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Morning all!
bill - I suspect similar reasoning was behind the fact that I played Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe until 5am, despite the utter shitness and abject lack of Johnny Cage. In other words, none. I'm fighting to keep awake.

Andy Parsons is extremely irritating, like most of the people on Mock the Week.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Podders!
Hello you.
I thought NZ was about 11500 miles from London. I'll count them when I fly to Sydney in March :)
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Hmm
I do now realise that Australia is in fact rather large, and therefore it could vary widely in how far different parts are.

Like the new guitar, I like the Yamaha acoustics.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Ooh, guitar talk!
Yamaha acoustics are usually brilliant for the price, you got one then clendrix?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:36, Reply)

My guitar!
I am in love!

Yes, I got a Yamaha electro-acoustic. It's black and sounds lovely. The guitar I first learned on is a Yamaha - just a classical one - and that sounds lovely too. So I'm glad I found another Yamaha that I like.

Now for lessons, after all these years of just arsing around on it :)
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Good morning, spunkbubbles!
Where the penising vagina did my weekend go?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Labs...
I think it fucked off with mine and died in the gutter.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Clendrix
It disappeared all too quickly, and I don't feel like I got anything done! For example, it involved no boobs, no alcohol, no sword fights, shootouts or car chases.

Unsatisfactory.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:53, Reply)

My weekend
Went the way of working, for myself mind you. I work warder at the weekends than I do at work.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Dok, you're a warder at the weekends?
Where?
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I am in an immensely good mood
as I've just seen a headline that claims there is a 60% chance that the world will be free of Jade Goody in the not-too-distant future.

Hurrah!

Also, good not-quite-the-morning-any-more, chaps.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Does she trouble you much then, Wookers?
Bloody Goody.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Hmm
Anyone ever been in a situation where you enter a daydream state against your conscious will, have a flashback, then return to what you were doing?

None of the flashbacks have been bad, they have all weirdly been of my trip to Copenhagen in Nov, consisting of different parts of the city. It is almost like I'm reliving the trip through a series of short memory clips lol.

Its been happening for a good few days, and its only really clicked that they are quite regular today.

And no, I'm not a drug user, no medication (although i seem i may need some!) no traumas, just as I was/have been.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Lack of sleep Ethel?
Can do some pretty weird shit.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Not a warder Drixy
I was building Vivaria all bloody weekend, and still far more to do.

That's great news Wookie, how the devil are you?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Nope, been sleeping fine recently
Its quite bizarre.

None of the flashbacks seem to be in any order either (chronologically, enjoyment value etc)

*packs into straightjacket and awaits the nurseys*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Red
I think that it's just you subconcious telling you that you need a break from everyday humdrum life.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I will be singing "Ding dong the mong is gone"
and doing a little happy dance when the day comes.

I don't mind stupidity, people can't really be blamed for that, but I get very very angry when people glory in it. And the whole world will be just a bit smarter on average when she's dead, which can only be good.

I'm fine ta, Dok. Your good self?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Hmm
Could be i guess, but did have the week before off, and the past week hasn't been overly taxing (but not boredom levels)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:18, Reply)

You're slipping into an alpha brainwave state
Pretty similar to your brain state when you're slumped in front of a TV. It happens to me from time to time, some people think it could be a mild form of epilepsy but it is nothing to worry about.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Wookie
I be fine, except for being knackered!

Red, then maybe it's needing to go/do something exciting!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I just watched
the foulest video on youtube I've ever seen.

Seriously I almost chucked up my lunch!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M5PTSCSHiQ
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:26, Reply)

PB
Epilepsy?

I shall not worry


*adds screaming to current nursey awaiting situation*

*gently rocks in corner*


I have just read up on Alpha brainwaves.

I do a lot of that, and a lot of theta brainwaves also, I tend to go into 'automatic pilot' a lot and think about things.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Oh dear!
What's happened here?

I swear, Kaol leaves to do something constructive for a change and it all goes quiet here.

Clearly he talks too much.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Jesus it's quiet around here today
:(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Don't blame me
I posted a link in the hopes it would start converstaion but noooo nobody bothered to check it :(
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I have to admit
that I kinda fell alseep. Not because of you lot, but because I'm sleepy.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Post something, you reamtards
post something for my amusement.

I love you all.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I've posted something.
You'll get it on Thursday.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Ooooh!
I hope it's something nice. Is it a paper bag full of do poo? -I've already got ten of those.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Nope not being baited
into posting something for you Bert!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:59, Reply)

It's an IED
Improvised Excrement Disperser.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:02, Reply)

It's a rectal probe...
operated by a teeny, tiny man who will climb into your arse and have a good old prod around.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Darras
I saw it, but didn't see a response fit for consumption.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Ethelred
Re: Copenhagen - are you perhaps having visions like Eli Stone? Check IMDB if you don't know of it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I have learnt a new thing.
It is a thing not to say to someone.

"Are you a capricorn?"

"No. Why?"

"Because you look a bit like a goat. In a good way! You just have a kind of a goaty bone structure. It's nice! Really!"

"...and a tiny beard."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Ah ha! That's it!
That's the reason everyone's leaving where you work.

It's you.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Happy New(ish) Year!
Afternoon all

I have been so ridiculously busy at work I have had no time at all to get on here, even to lurk.

How the devil are you all?
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Alright miss, alright
How's about yourself?

In other news, I have actual money in the actual bank. REAL MONEY! This is unheard of in No3Lyville.

Edit: in other, sadder news:

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/front_page/7824275.stm
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Hi No3L!
Having any money in the bank in January is a rare and wondrous thing. Good for you!

I am ok - had the awful hacking cough bug but its nearly gone now.

Spent Hogmanay in Glasgow, which was ace.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Hmmm
I was just having a perfectly pleasant conversation with a colleague and as I turned to leave she came out with "You're a bit special aren't you Captain?"

*sigh*
( Captain V, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I'm living in comparative poverty to afford to save anything
and I've never, ever saved anything in my whole life, and now I'm not even earning minimum wage, so I'm quite pleased with myself.

*has a congratulatory wank*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Oh V,
you are special special.

Hello Miss Piggy!
*waves*
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Hello again
I spent NYE in the wilds of Dorset it was cold, still got money but want monkeys.

V you are special, that's why we love you.

Hi MissP.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Thanks guys
But it's not something I wanted to hear from an attractive young colleague!
( Captain V, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:07, Reply)

V
She may not have meant it that way. She may think you are a very special person.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Maybe
But I don't think so. Meh. I'm going skiing soon so I'm not sure why I care!
( Captain V, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Aw V
Don't put yourself down, you are a handsome man!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I'm not putting myself down...she is!
I'll just take it as she thinks I'm special in a good way. I mustn't distract myself from SKIING(!) too much.
( Captain V, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:23, Reply)

OK then
When do you go skiing then?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:25, Reply)

We fly out Saturday morning
And back again the following Saturday. It's been ages since I last went so I'm dead excited (in case you hadn't noticed).
( Captain V, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Cool
Five days to go then, remember don't break anything!

And remember Apres Ski is your friend, just don't over do it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Hello everyone.
I have decided that having holidays is not all it's cracked up to be. You have to work especially hard the week before and the week after to make sure everything is done.


I also think I'm getting old. Last night I had a choice of watching Ice Road Truckers and a programme about Chrisianity. I watched the one about Christianity and found it riviting.



Remembers Ice Road Truckers is repeated. Yay!
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I've not broken anything yet
But I wish I'd got a helmet, I don't exactly hold back when I ski... I'll have to get one when I either get back into ski racing or start doing freestyle. If the snowdome near where I work is finished on time that should be around April =D

Best thing about Apres Ski is that the ride up the first lift (unless it's a cable car) practically cures my hangover from the night before because of the lovely air.

We've got a 6 person apartment between 3 of us too!
( Captain V, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Nice one V
So BGB are you off now?

I'm sat at work bored out of my skull, if it wasn't for you lot I think I would have gone postal by now!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, Reply)

@Dok
I'm off Friday morning.

*grins*


*grins some more*
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:54, Reply)

BGB
Don't work too hard this week, keep your strength up for your holiday.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:55, Reply)

@ The Light in Chains
Err, thanks.

*panics*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Dok...
You're bored, at work?

How do you relieve it?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:59, Reply)

No3L
By posting here mostly.

Being honest I've not had that much work to do for about four years, if it wasn't for the interwebs I would have told them to shove they're job by now!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:06, Reply)

There's plenty of inspiration
in this week's question...

www.instructables.com/id/Office_Weapons/

Edit: not my own post

www.b3ta.com/questions/workboredom/post343454
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Cheers for that
I think that some of the office dwellers here will be getting a shock soon!

*plots*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:14, Reply)

That's c/o The Resident Loon
and I must admit this is the first QOTW in quite a few weeks I've really enjoyed.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:20, Reply)

TRL
is great for stuff like that, he's fantastic.

Well it's time for me to leave this hole for another day.

Maybe see you later.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:24, Reply)

ilovehorses
I've just realised two things.

1) I could never miss Clendrix for very long because every time I think of her I start singing ilovehorses, imagine her dancing away and then start laughing a lot.

2) If I ever get myself a more modern phone I'm going to have ilovehorses as my ringtone.

I think I need help.
( Captain V, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:29, Reply)

V
I think I love you.

Also... WANT!

www.offworlddesigns.com/p-73-eye-chart.aspx
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:58, Reply)

I was expecting it to be
A subtle reference to ilovehorses! It's great anyway though.

Anyway, home time!
( Captain V, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:03, Reply)

*twiddles fingers*
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post344366
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:14, Reply)