Afternoon All
I've just put down a deposit for a new flat in Salford Quays, so I'm now a very excited Kitty! Moving day is 21st February, bye bye horrible Blackburn, hello lovely Manchester!

Anyway, point of post: I am now ridiculously skint, quick cash making suggestions needed.

Pre-emptive FAQs: Yes, I can dance. No, not well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:16, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

the quick money
is in childrens corneas these days
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:17, Reply)

In what form?
Harvesting and selling on the marche noire?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:18, Reply)

pretty much
unfortunately due to Belgium lunatics the kiddie organ market has bottomed out, but the eyes, they always want the eyes.
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Hmm...
Steal dogs.
Re-spray 'em and scrape the serial numbers off, then re-sell 'em.
( Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:24, Reply)

sell cheaper animals disguised as dogs
that's where the smart money is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Well
since you're in Salford Quays, go and borrow some paintings from the Lowry and sell them off and pocket the cash and when they ask for them back, tell them you lost them in the canal.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:27, Reply)

cripes, sell your body of course
start with the fingers then move on to the toes
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:28, Reply)

"That's a chinchilla!"
"No it's not... it's a Slovakian Terrier."
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:30, Reply)

OMG! You lived in Blackburn.
*saddens*

That's my home town.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:30, Reply)

"Ello Sunshine,
Wanna buy a dog?
I've got some fackin' lover-ly Yorkshire Terriers."

"That's a rat with a toupee glued to it..."

"Fack off ya caant, this is gen-u-in quality stuff!"
( Cawl, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:31, Reply)

@BGB
I remember you saying something about Burnley once but I was too shy back then to openly sympathise with you.

I currently live near the Cellar Bar, I would assume you used to frequent it?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Well there's always...
Get Rich Quick, 'specially using my old favourite - matched betting

OK, it's not quick as in "a couple of weeks" quick, but it'll pay fpor a lot of the furniture if you do it right...
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:41, Reply)

@Kitty.
I was born and brought up in Blackburn and left when I was 16, many moons ago. I moved about a bit and now work in Burnley but live in West Yorkshire.

I'm sure Blackburn is probably nicer than when I lived there but I can't imagine it's changed that much.

I think the cellar bar is a bit after my time there.

God it was a depressing place.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:42, Reply)

@ bgb
as my brothers and i, safely born in halifax on the correct side of the red/white rose line are forever teasing my dad... tod is in lancashire!


he HATES it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Thanks Fireflier
I've emailed it to my accountant sister who's far more of a clever little hobbit than me, she'll hopefully explain it to me. Or knowing her she'll tell me it doesn't work and then call me to confess later from her villa in the Caymans.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:08, Reply)

@RSwipe.
I know, we're a bit in no-man's-land here. Neither one thing or the other. That's why I like it here : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I expect to see you here then!
b3ta.com/calendar/event/17878
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Was a student up in Manchester
Guns are pretty cheap and easy to get hold of, well, they were in the youth group I used to run.

Its amazing how owning a gun can open doors for you, and increase your disposible income tenfold. If by disposible you mean needing to dispose of said money via the money laundering route...
( SpankyHanky, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:24, Reply)

@Agnostic
I have duly signed right up!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:11, Reply)

'surrey quays? i remember when it was surrey docks and no cunt wanted to live there'
/bloke i used to work with
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:14, Reply)

WAG.
I'd say start with Carlos Tevez - he's loaded and has a face like a bag of spanners so is most likely single.

Then dump him, sell your story to the tabloids, and open up a range of clothing for Lidl.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:47, Reply)