Morning you sexy bunch of sexual sexness.

( wanderlust, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:14, 148 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Morning!
6 hours and 45 minutes til the weekend.

Yes, I'm counting already.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Awesome,
You're back!

You fuckers miss me yesterday?
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:16, Reply)

Hello you lovely
ronseal type ladybit!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:16, Reply)

hey folks
forgive me if I'm not 100% "all there" tonight - I'm sick and quite disorientated timewise, got out of working tonight, had a nap and thought I only slept for an hour when it's been more like 2 and a half hours.

How's everyone?

EDIT: I did kaol. it wasn't the same without your bloodthirsty solutions cropping up everywhere.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Morning, all!
I trust we're all good?
(The Stig, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:34, Reply)

whoooo
im off to try and see if I can get funded to buy 30% of a house in Cambridge, might finally be able to get a wee little bachelor pad on my own, woooonderful!


then its beer and dog walking all the way until sunday night, excellent smithers
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Hmmm
Using this username somehow feels properly dirty.
(Bert Monkeysex2 loves teh cock, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:39, Reply)

I am back.
*kram*

See, I went and learnt Swedish. I didn't get to have a sauna though :(
( wanderlust, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:45, Reply)

*laughs*
Well, I did have an extremely dull day in Cambridge, watching a guy polish glass.
For six hours.

EDIT: Sounds good Halfy! Hope you manage to find somewhere!
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:45, Reply)

What happened there?
Was b3ta borked for anyone else?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Yeah, very borked.
*shrugs*
It's ok now though.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:46, Reply)

hello hello
all my sexy pieces of sex.







Mmmmmm. Sex.

*dribbles*
( djtrialprice, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:51, Reply)

My body confuses me
I have long term knee and rib injuries that play up from time to time. My ribs only play up if I take a heavy or awkward impact and my knee only plays up if I twist it or I'm skiing really hard.

Last night I was taking it fairly easy, just grinding one of the rails, the table and practicing skiing switch and didn't fall all night. This morning my knee is dodgy and my ribs hurt =/
( Captain V, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:52, Reply)

it was borked for me too. /sads
but it's better now.

V - were you doing anything with your missus?? that coulda done it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:54, Reply)

V's broken we'll have to send him back
Woo Lusty is back! Have fun in Sveeeeden?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:54, Reply)

VC I don't have a missus as of....August
And have had no sexehtime since before then so I'm thinking it's not a sex related injury!
( Captain V, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Awh V,
It'll all be ok.
Just hold this rag to your mouth and breathe deeply.

I just had to write an accident report for a guy who managed to sand his fingerprints off...
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:59, Reply)

sorry
/hangs head.

Told you I wouldn't be 100% with it tonight. I'm sorry V.

/feels very bad.

edit: kaol - wtf?! how????
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)

TGB
Sweden was ace. I got to play in the snow, climb on a dinosaur and straddle a cannon.
( wanderlust, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Er...
On a sander :p

Lusty, where were you staying? I've been to Stockholm before, it was cool, but I'd've liked to go a bit more rural.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:03, Reply)

No sexehtiem since before August, V?
I thought you had about 8 women on the go?

Edit: Kaol, will his fingerprints grow back the same or is this a wise first step for criminal masterminds?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:03, Reply)

T'wasn't on all his fingers.
But it's expected that there'll be scarring.
So no prinks on those ones.
Shame, I really like the guy, he's one of my favourite people here.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:05, Reply)

actually there was a guy
who had his fingerprints removed cos he was a criminal but it created a set of very unique fingerprints without any markings.

so they'd catch him more easily I'd guess.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Yep...
Another reason why Men In Black sucked.
Other than Will Smith.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:11, Reply)

yeah that was not
will smiths finest hour.

He's had some great ones recently though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Prinks, Kaol?
Is that a technical term?
( thealternativefact, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Wasn't there a 30s American gangster that burnt them off with acid
and after months of agony, they grew back exactly the same?

Could be an urban legend though.

I always wear gloves anyway, I'm not stupid.

Edit: @ clendrix - It is actually a word!

Not entirely sure how I know that...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Yeah.
The guy that got sanded was Russian.
It's how he says these things.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Sounds fun Lusty!
Men in Black was awesome, you're all wrong.

Yo Sam *secret sam handshake*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Kaol.
I was in Gothenburg, so not really rural.

Morning clendrix.
*secret sexy people boobie shake*
( wanderlust, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)

No really Sam
I've been dating a bit but the only person I've been on a date with that I liked didn't really feel there was any chemistry between us. Other than that there is a colleague that I'm interested in and a friend who is a bit more than a friend at the moment but there's no sex going on with her partly because we don't seem to be entirely sure how we feel about each other. I think I like her too much for casual sex but not enough for a relationship which means sex is a bad idea.

Perhaps I'll get more of an idea how my colleague feels at the weekend (we're going out for somebody's birthday and I'm staying at hers) which could make things even more confusing.

Fun times!

@VC Don't worry. I don't expect you to keep tabs on my personal life although if you do feel the need to make it up to me a blowjob would go down nicely.
( Captain V, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:17, Reply)

teeheehee
Dude, you said "go down nicely". Oh yeah, and blowjob.
( djtrialprice, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:20, Reply)

V you perv!
I'm so happy it's friday though I'll let you off
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)

*secret Sam handshake*
Men in Black was pretty weak...

Can't really think of anything decent Will Smith has done apart from Fresh Prince. Independence Day was alright in a mainstream trashy blockbuster sort of way I suppose.

Isn't he the second most expensive Hollywood actor now or something?

@ V - sounds complicated! But in a good way.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)

V
I'm currently struggling to keep my food down do you honestly think that, aside from not being on *your* boat, that I could do that?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)

But you *are* on my boat
My boat is for people that like klunge.

Hope you feel better soon though.
( Captain V, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)

yahuh
thanks

hmm. will a tiny bout of boobie jiggling suffice as a payback then?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Hmm...
It's slow today.
On the plus side the new QOTW is good stuff, and I've just booked my ticket to Wales for the weekend.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)

doop doop
it is quiet because you scare everyone off Kaol. Bad Kaol.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)

That'd do nicely VC
*jiggles boobies*
( Captain V, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)

/grins
TGB that wasn't nice - say sorry!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah,
Say sorry, you horrible woman :(
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:52, Reply)

aww kaol don't be sad
she's not *that* horrible. She's quite lovely really. I think she just likes getting a reaction out of you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:54, Reply)

She's not.
I went to stay with her and she broke one of my fingers, just so she could beat me at Mario Kart.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Kaol
knows how lovely I am! He just wants sympathy because I keep kicking his ass at Mario Kart


edit: hahah!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:55, Reply)

/bites lip
/mutters to self: do not laugh! do not laugh!

TGB that's so mean! how could you break his finger just to win a computer game?!?!
Owwies.
Kaol. My sympathies. /pats kaols back cautiously.
Don't stab me now - I'm being nice!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I've not stabbed anyone for three weeks.
EDIT: er... Make that 23 seconds.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Because
I am massively competative and will do anything to win?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:00, Reply)

TGB
do you have brothers by any chance?

/feels sharp pain in forearm and looks down to see a pen embedded.

Owwww! Kaol?! Wth was that for?????
/cries.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I had a twin brother
but I ate him in the womb
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:03, Reply)

lovely
and there goes what was left of my lunch.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I reckon I have a twin
Out there somewhere.
Waiting, lurking like a cheap character from a shitty soap opera plot-line.

*shrugs*

I just worry that he'd be the nice one.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:06, Reply)

oh and kaol
your sig - it's the toilet floor yeah?

Are you sure it's nose blood?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah.
It was near the sink, and t'was in the gentlemen's toilets.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:11, Reply)

yup.
okay.

Right. I'm at point of falling asleep again, so night all!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Bye VC
Thanks for the inspiration for my new sig!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)

ahah no prob
bye lovelies. I won't kiss y'all tonight cos I'm all germy and yucky.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Night Vampy.
So... Just you and me here TGB?
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I'm here!
I'm making flowcharts at the moment though.

It's not as fun as it sounds, but there's only another 4 hours 39 minutes til the weekend.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:21, Reply)

And me but I'm a bit lurky
*lurks*
( Captain V, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:21, Reply)

So in answer to your question Kaol:
No
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Oh.
Fine.
*re-zips*
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)

I'm here.
I'm watching you all.
/sickened
( thealternativefact, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I'm here
wearing somebody else's clothes
(Bert Monkeysex2 loves teh cock, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)

And I just got here
Having not had internet access all morning.
Morning all!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Hey Chains & Fake Bert
*pokes V with sticks*

Oh I never knew if I won Captain V's name or the fireman :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Nope,
You were out-bid by a mystery Russian oil tycoon.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Morning Light
All this username stealing is getting confusing!

In other news, the flowchart that I just made is, I quote, 'absolutely fabulous'. Damn I'm good.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Keep up, Geek Boy

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Geek boys are lovely!
Sam, I still love my laptop and the speakers you recommended work well. Thank you!
( thealternativefact, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Dammit.
I hate you, fake-Kaol.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Using a spare account to steal a name is cheating
People should use their main account and run the risk of someone else figuring out who they are...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:40, Reply)

That's great clendrix!
I just found the new laptop I want but it's approximately 3 grand more than I can afford to spend on a laptop, rubbish. Don't think I can get away with ordering that for work, the boss man would probably notice it.

Edit: Light it's too easy to figure out who people are if they do it on their main account, you can see it in gazzes and by looking at their QOTW answers etc.

I don't have a second account for nefarious purposes cos I'm a good boy.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I haz no laptop
*sadz*

And if you used your main account then someone would probably steal your name. The name stealing bastards
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I haz about four laptops
But none of them are very good any more :(

Well, one's alright but it's getting a bit old.

Edit: I've just found out that they're remaking Total Recall! It'll either be the best thing ever, or really fucking shit. I wonder which...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I guess
I bagsy Kao1 for "Everybody Impersonate Kaol Day".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Who's going to be in it?
That normally gives a good idea
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Ooh then I want
Ka0l
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)

They haven't announced casting yet
So fuck knows...

Presumably not Arnie though!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)

@Sam
Not all re-makes are bad.

The Fly (1986)
Dawn of the Dead (2004)

As long as it doesn lose the essence of the story, I think the film could benefit from better special effects.
(The Stig, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Geek cred
Just finished tweaking some code that used to increase its run time exponentially with the size of the input. Now it's O(n log n). Woohoo!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Total recall doesn't need remaking

But if the do I hope taht they keep the bird with three tits!

*wishes for an extra arm*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Except hopefully
Make the three tits more realistic.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:24, Reply)

I will be auditioning for this.
For the part of Kuato. No make up needed

CASTING:

Quaid: Vin Diesel
Melina: Eva Mendes
Lori: Charlize Theron
Cohagen: Alan Rickman
Benny Cab: Dexter Fletcher
Girl With Three Boobies: ym
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Total Recall
If they do remake it I hope they actually stay a bit more faithfull to the book this time!

Just popping in during a break in looking for new jobs. I'm looking at jobs where I will be actually helping real people.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)

What should be remade?

But with decent SFX
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Doc: Real People are over rated!

Vin Diesel, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Agreed, but who else is going to do it?
Jason Statham?

JCVD?

Jet Li?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:33, Reply)

That's why they
Need to be helped.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Dolph Lungran

Or Steven Segal
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Hahaah
Yes, I can just see Steven Seagull doing it now... All fat and rubbish.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:44, Reply)

They will cast The Rock,
and it will be shite.

'Noon all.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:48, Reply)

ARGH!
Not Dwayne :(
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Morning fuckers
I've had a fun morning at college, tasty lunch and am now gearing up for a fucking boring afternoon.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:53, Reply)

@becky
What do you study at college?
(The Stig, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Stig
Veterinary nursing.

Edit: Yay someone just handed me a McFluffy as I moaned about not having one last week :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Have you learnt how to deal

with an animal with a pooey bum yet?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Well, it's more interesting than what I studied!
I also sympathise about a boring afternoon! I have one, too.

B3ta can only keep one occupied for so long....
(The Stig, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Yeah, you sit them in the corner until they clean it themselves of course
Or glove up and get cleaning, is the alternative.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)

My afternoon

consists of a finance meeting and copying cells from one spreadsheet to another.

*wins boredom game*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)

@Nakedape
I see your spreadsheet programming and I raise you.....

.....a report which only one person will read!
(The Stig, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I have 3467 lines of data to search

and as the names of cells don't quite match I can't automate it.

*breaks eyes*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I have the 24 boop boop be doop as my ringtone
it pleases me far too much
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I have DJ Yoda versus the A-Team

At work my phone rings like a CTU phone though!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:10, Reply)

@NakedApe
I have a spreadsheet which saves me so much time at work. A task which should take all day, now only takes me 30 minutes! Which means I spend the rest of the day mucking around!

Building the spreadsheet initially is time consuming, but well worth the effort.

I find something gratifying putting in the data and watching excel doing all the work for me!

@TGB

I've got the "Arrested Development" theme tune. I have a feeling you'd like it. I wanted to put it on my work mobile, too, but figured it wasn't very professional!
(The Stig, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Agreed, but my excel skills are weak and this needs doing today!

However I did write a VLOOKUP this morning which worked first time, which was pretty fucking amazing for me!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14, Reply)

@NakedApe
If you need any help, let me know. I have some knowledge at excel. Maybe (but I doubt it) I can help you?
(The Stig, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, Reply)

How about
Documenting an install procese from start to finish for someone totally unfamiliar with the software.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Thats kind stig, not sure what to suggest as it's all a bit confidential!!

However a vlookup would be able to do it however the cells to be compared are slightly different and I'm n ot sure excel can deal with that!

Also the look up column may have two identical cells but with diffrerent info realted to them and I need both, god I'm boring myself!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, Reply)

@Nakedape.
No problem. Like I said, once you get the spreadsheet up and running it's a joy to have. It saves so much time. Time which can be spent on B3ta!
(The Stig, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, Reply)

*hums imperial march*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I really want a
Mr Flibble :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, Reply)

What's a Mr. Flible?

I want to be sat outside a pub in the sunshine witha nice cold lager
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)

"Two hours W.O.O"
With.Out.Oxygen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Mr Flibble
is an evil Penguin.

Obviously
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:47, Reply)

An evil thread-killing penguin.
*hands TGB gingham bonnet with TK on*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Badger
I have one of those1

A Mr Flibble, not a gingham bonnet!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:26, Reply)

omg omg omg omg omg
It's all over the interwebs. Faith No More are reuniting for a summer tour over Europe.

Calm, must calm down. Must get tickets! Must see FNM!
( djtrialprice, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Holy fucking shit!
That's the best news I've heard all week!

Download are meant to be announcing a new headline act on Monday... I wonder...

I think I'm gonna wet myself.

EDIT: uk.reuters.com/article/musicNews/idUKTRE51N6TL20090224
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Woo!
And, if I may make so bold, YAY!

I made a decision NOT to buy the hand-made guitar that I'd semi-promised myself, thereby leaving the bonus to pay for any eventualities (or 2 weeks in the caribbean).

Still fancied a treat so I've bought myself a Babicz Spider!
Ask me how great it is.

Go on, you know you want to!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:42, Reply)

WOWOWOWOW
Love love love Faith No More!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Cap'n Placid
Do please tell me, how great is your Babicz?

@LiC - yay, it's great news huh?
( djtrialprice, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Afternoon you fuckers
How is everyone?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:50, Reply)

OK...
pass the hat, someone.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Hey DG
I like what you've done with the place.

i.e. killed it
( thealternativefact, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Typical innit?
I'm not around for a few days, then return and my awesomeness makes everyone bugger off!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:03, Reply)

They are weak and cannot cope.
I keep hearing lovely things about you and your bride-to-be :)
( thealternativefact, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Aww
that would be ancrenne, I bet. She's always making stuff up about us. In reality, when she comes to visit we keep her tied to a chair and taunt her.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Well, from what I remember of my brief meeting with you
it seems to be true!*
I'm looking forward to meeting Madame T.

*The nice stuff, that is, not the chair thing.
( thealternativefact, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Hey DG
Just trying to choose a suitably obscure half man half biscuit lyric to respond to your signature with.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Too kind
I'm really looking forward to Edinburgh though, as is Madame T.

And I'm having serious thoughts about Tightly's June stag bash too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Hi Chains
I've had a few lately :)

But I like this one so I think I'll keep it for a while.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:12, Reply)

'Ello al
How are you my fine man?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Oh yes!
I'm awaiting the arrival of the coat with excitedness.

Invites are all out, got some responses already... What about your own nuptuals?

Am off work today as I felt like shit this morning (head cold) but feeling a bit better so am being domestic and trying to tidy up a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Have you set a date then?
We set our's months ago, then thought "there's plenty of time".

Then in late December we thought "Shit, we'd better start doing something about it".

Good job we're only having a small ceremony.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I'll marry you.
I've always fancied myself as a Holy Man.
Perhaps the kind that preaches with a megaphone, but a Man Of God, all the same.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:45, Reply)

It's a wedding they want Kaol
not an apocalypse...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:49, Reply)

It'd be the wedding
To end all weddings.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Good job
I'm doing the deed before al then...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I don't wanna stab everyone.
Anyone, in fact.
Weddings are happy occasions. I'd be on good behaviour.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:52, Reply)

We know that Kaol
Good Kaol, there's a nice chap.

*ruffles hair*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Although if I hear
"Angels" by Robbie Goddamn Williams or "New York, New York", there will be blood.
( Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Not at our wedding you wouldn't
We have two live bands playing. An Irish/folky/stompy mob, and a rocky/blues covers band.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)

@djtrialprice
Awesome! Just cleaned it, made a new (bone) saddle, restrung it and it's just brill.

*smugs*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I just saw a stretch Ferrari on my way home
3 sets of gull wing doors. Freaked me out, it did.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:16, Reply)

In fact here it is
i.gizmodo.com/299096/first-gullwing-stretch-limo-ferrari

That's what I saw! It was outside Wheelmania on the A45 in Sheldon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I saw
the very same motor on Lode Lane in Solihull at 6.30 this morning.

Wondered whether I was seeing things for a moment.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:13, Reply)

Hello you lovely people
Suggestion- don't get addicted to ebay...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:25, Reply)