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It's Friday,
You shit-bags.

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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:36, 206 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh it's you
how are you?

*moves away slowly*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:37, Reply)

NEAR THE TOP.
*moons the home sweet home tread*
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Very clever,
Haha!
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:31, Reply)

*twitches*
I'm ok.
Voice non-working.
Work quiet.
Eating a bread roll.
Dry. No butter.

Yourself?
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Yes it's Friday
Thank fuck for that.

But still a whole day at work, bollox!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:39, Reply)

I'm gettin' a bus to Wales
At 4:30.

Takes an hour to get to London on the train from here. Plus 40 minutes for tube.

So I'll be leaving here about 2.
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:41, Reply)

You suck.
I'm here till 515ish :(

Did you break yourself screaming in the shed then?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I look like a twat
"What's new?" I hear you cry!

Well, I don't normally wear a Hawaiian shirt, let alone a big red moustache and a red nose!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Pictures
or it didn't happen
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Oh...
It's bloody charity day, isn't it?
*sighs*

If those African kids want my money, they better earn it in amusing ways.

I wanna see a version of "Seven" acted out entirely by starving AIDS-kids.

ER... TGB, yeah, I shredded my throat :\
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Kaol
Laeving at 2, you lucky bastard!

You're supposed to sing like that from your diaphram.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Well I'm not raising for Comic Relief
per se, theres lots of charities I support that don't get the exposure they should (and I don't mean being flashed by TGB)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Morning all
Off to see your ladyfriend Kaol?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Dok, I know,
But I've got a dodgy throat still, infection-y thing, so it gave out pretty fast.

Mr. Chains, yes indeed I am. You can work out how far it is on the b3tamap, haha!
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Bummer
on the throat infection-y thing. I bet it won't stop you having a fab weekend though.

Badger exposing herself? I don't believe it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Given what you've said
I could go to the National Express website and work out exactly which coach you'll be on, and then I could be sitting behind you...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Yay!
I think you should.
You could sit next to me actually, I'm sure you'd be more comfortable than the window to lean on and sleep.
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Morning
I'm finishing at 12 so I can get out of the way of all these cunts with red hair and red noses asking me why I'm not dressed up, and go home and start drinking.

Are we all well?
(username1, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:07, Reply)

God moaning

Ow arr vee all?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:09, Reply)

I might drool a little
I'm a teeny bit hungover today. Okay, quite a lot hungover.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Aw
Chains wants to stalk Kaol, isn't that lovely.

User, you're another lucky bastard!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Username,
I like your style!

Nobody here has bothered. I work with the most apathetic bunch of arseholes in the world. But I like it.

It could be the start of the Apocalypse and they'd still come into work. And moan about each other.
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:12, Reply)

No red nose day here either...

Looking forward to drunken obliteration tonight, woo!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Some people here are wearing red
One person is wearing red trainers, red joggers, red football top and a red nike hat.

Not sure what colour their socks were
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Badger
Kill them, chop up the body and sell it to a dog food manufacturer!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:23, Reply)

TGB,
That's good news.
Means you can stab him and nobody will notice.
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I wish I had the afternoon off
To be fair I will probably go at half three, and by then I'll undoubtedly feel better, but I still want the afternoon off. Technically I really wish I hadn't come in to work at all today.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:27, Reply)

I saw a little girl on the way to work

Who scared the shit out of me, she looked like Simon Westen.

turned out she had just painted her face red really badly.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:27, Reply)

HAHA
Ape that was mean and offensive and I enjoyed it immensely.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Hello everybody!
Is it red nose day? I hadn't realised :) Everyone wore red socks not that long ago for 'Women's Day' whatever that is. So I guess they're done with the red for the time being.
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Are the red socks for womens day

To represent period clots that have run down people's legs and soaked into there socks creating sort of foot tampons?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Feeling better already
I have cheered myself up by fiddling with TGB's pin on the b3tamap.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Uh oh...
*goes to look*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Ape
I never asked.. Wasn't brave enough.

But foot tampons could well be the reasoning. Nothing better than a bit of foot clottage in the morning.
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Can you add sound as well?

A badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)

As I see it, the only bonus to Red Nose Day
Is that quite a few of the women in the next office are wearing very short red skirts, and they've brought in lots of cakes.

I've just spent 45 minutes in there 'fixing things'

In other news, I'm in the bad books of the person who sent an email round saying that we were all going to donate £1 to Comic Relief; my reply offered to (generously, I thought) round up my contribution to 2p from the 1.7241379310344p I calculated was due.

My explanation of the difference between 'we are all going to donate £1' and 'we are each going to donate £1' didn't go down especially well.
(username1, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)

What's the least funny thing in Dawn French?

Lenny Henry
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Mornin'
I need to buy four Red Nose Day car stickers, so I can assemble them into a Charity Cock on my housemate's car.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Hi Darras
Ape, the jokes are getting worse now.

EDIT Charity cock, is that what blokes give to ugly desperate women?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Sound on the b3tamap
Might be possible - you can put html in a description so it might let you embed an mp3...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Floats back in
I'm so bored. My computer is being slooooooooooooooooooooooooow as well :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)

*dances*
*sings*

Is that entertaining enough Badger?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)

No
not really :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I was so bored
I answered the QOTW
b3ta.com/questions/pythonshame/post386893

I'm scratching my imaginary balls now
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:15, Reply)

*ears prick up*
*stalks*
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:20, Reply)

:(
I did my best dance and used my best voice as well.

I like your entry, it's what some blokes do!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:20, Reply)

It's what I'd do
I'm name my penis Lord Faquaad
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Baaaaad move.
He was short, you wouldn't want people to judge your imaginary member based on that name.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:27, Reply)

That
is a silly name.

I don't call mine anything to be honest.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Well I dig irony
And my penis would be as big as all of Lord Faquaad
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Did he
not have a rather large head?

EDIT A lot of blokes call their member 'little' though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:33, Reply)

The beard would grate a bit, surely.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Well
Some people may like that sort of thing.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:36, Reply)

TRICK QUESTION!
He didn't have a beard! Too baaaaaad, your round.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Mue you fucker
You've started a nestled reply trend again. I may have to come over there and shove my bearded penis up your ass
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Not me.
"Little Kaol" is a hedgehog.

How is he, by the way, Dok?
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:37, Reply)

hello my lovelies
/huggles everyone

How are we all today?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Lurking Kaol
Little Kaol is great, he'll even eat out of my hand now, and is a lot less stabby than he used to. Sometimes he doesn't even bother to roll into a ball when he's picked up.

EDIT Hi Vampy *hugs*

I'm good today, just bored at work and wishing there was a woman under my desk to do stuff!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:40, Reply)

can we all stop this nesting business please

Some of us are too reatrded to do it and it's not fair!

*gurns*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:42, Reply)

hahah
You're stooooopid
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:43, Reply)

*stern look*
Thats not nice Badger!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I would, but that would make me
_{the _{same _{as _{you _people}}}}
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:46, Reply)

And, frankly, I'm not ready for that yet.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I'm doing a MBTi Maris Briggs

Test at the moment and it just asked me if I prefer hard of soft?

Is it trying to work out if I'm gay?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Say you like it hard.
They might think you've got erectile dysfunction otherwise.

Then you'll not have a chance of sleeping your way to the top.
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I like it hard
Hard and slow at first, then hard and fast
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:48, Reply)

wow
By the way - how are you guys actually nesting like that? it's confusing and I can't do it /sads

Dok - Sorry - can't help you out there. Even if I could... well sorry I can't. /grins
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I explained it in the thread I started.
Go have a look.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I like mine

messy, disappointing, and degrading
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Cat

nesting is for cukoos and losers don't do it!

*can't do it*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Go here
Type something.
Click post.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Meh,

Last time I tried this it directed me to a really old QOTW
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)

*polite applause*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah Vampy
You're too far away for me to pass work to under my desk, or to get me coffee when I want it.

I like mine long and sweaty, with a little bit of pain thrown in for good measure.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:54, Reply)

hmmmmm <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/questions/write.php?parent=38698" target="_blank">www.b3ta.com/questions/write.php?parent=38698</a>
Did it work?

EDIT: aww.

EDIT EDIT: aww crap.
I'm a failure.

/goes to cry in the corner.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Ok, take the www.bt3a.com...parent=38698 bit
Now you're missing a number at the end there. Also you need to put it into your BROWSER, not the subject bar here.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Mue
You're obsessed with nestling.

haha Ape's still a loser :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:57, Reply)

*nestles self*
Ooh that feels good
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:57, Reply)

*touches self*
Ooh that feels better
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:59, Reply)

It makes me feel safe.
Like I have diplomatic immunity, being from o'er the other side. I'm not ready to integrate with the locals yet.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Basically, LOOK AT ME!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Eat this Badger!

nests HARD!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:02, Reply)

386992
to interupt her.
But that would be rude at this stage.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Stop that!
That's silly! And more than a bit suspect!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

GOD DAMN IT!

*Asplodes*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Yes?

yes, Yes yes...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)

No.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Nooooooooooo

*fumes*

*fucks off to lunch*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Ape
You need to change the reply number then hit enter. Are you hitting enter? You can hit it with your penis if you like
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Ape
Hit return after you've changed the number.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:06, Reply)

By jove I think I've got it!!

Still a bit of a pain to have to get out a pen and note down the nmber.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:07, Reply)

It's not that hard to remember the last four numbers.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I guess not

But I am pretty lazy...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:13, Reply)

I'll hit you with my penis

*dink*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Dink?
Is your penis metal? Does it have vibration settings?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:08, Reply)

wow your penis makes a "dink"
noise?

I didn't think they generally did that?!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)

It's as hard as Adamantium!

can be a bit chilly at first though...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)

so when you come
does a razor sharp bit of adamantium shoot out your wang?

EDIT: WOO FUCKING YAY!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, Reply)

There are products on the market

to mould your own willy into a dildo/vibrator.

I guess with some work you could get the cast to accept metal, although it could get tiring working a solid metal dildo, especially one as big as mine*

lies, all lies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I'd like to keep mine right where it is.
In the jar under my pillow.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:13, Reply)

what?
you mean all of 3 inches?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Wow Ape
*imagines Dr. Arliss Loveless*

Where does he get those wonderfull toys?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)

ahaha
your mum dok.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Vampy
I'll put you over my knee you young wippersnapper!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)

you fucking wish
only halfy gets to do that.

:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Ape
at least when people went to kick you in the groin you'd have the last laugh
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Having a thick metal rod kicked up into your bladder isn't that funny :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)

It's funny when it's someone else's though.

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thealternativefact, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Someone said "metal rod"?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7941440.stm
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Looking at that picture makes me taste iron.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Stop biting
Your nails then.
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Cawl, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Oh look Clendrix is here
*points and stares*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I'm here and there.
But mostly there.
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thealternativefact, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Oh look Al is here
*points and laughs*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)

hey drixy :)
/huggles
how's you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Oh Al
You happy, lucky soul, you.
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thealternativefact, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Yeah Vampy
But he won't leave you with a sore arse!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)

oh yeah he will
And it'll be awesome.

nuff said.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Uncoerced nesting!
Score!
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:32, Reply)

well duh
he's teh bomb. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Hi Drixylix & Al
How's things?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Shameless Pimping
New OT post about my latest comic.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Hey Dok and Vampy
Not bad, ta.
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thealternativefact, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Fine then, Mr Kawolski.
Whatcha been up to drix?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Hi all
*waves frantically*

How is everyone? Still arguing about nested replies?

I hate today as I can't concentrate again because of Comic Relief stuff going on. This time there's a comedy DVD on loop in the room behind and people flitting in and out snarfing cakes.

Still, I'm out the office for a bit this afternoon.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:35, Reply)

I have been
~~having coffee with my friend~~ working from home and now I am in the office ~~continuing to do FUCK ALL~~ working hard.
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thealternativefact, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)

hey DG
that sounds fun! what are you complaining about?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I have deadlines to hit Vampers
And it's all getting very noisy making it difficult to concentrate.

Normally I'd join in, but right now... it's been all bloody week!

And I'm outta here. Laters.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, Reply)

DG!
*waves so hard she falls off her chair*

Ooh that's where my giant oversized pen went!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Yes. It's a
*cough* oversize pen.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)

EVERYONE LOOK AT ME.
MY LIFE IS SO EXCITING!!!

MY MUMMY IS TAKING ME OUT FOR LUNCH.
WE ARE GOING TO EAT NOODLES.
YEEEEESSSSSSS.
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wanderlust, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Regarding your sig...
Does that mean it's not lesbian to touch another girls, if you touch yours afterwards?
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, Reply)

I think that's a little bit lesbian.
But being a little bit lesbian is okay.
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wanderlust, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Lusty!
*cries*
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thealternativefact, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Clendrix!
*Sexes*
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wanderlust, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:46, Reply)

1,466 miles of driving later
I'm back.

And I've got a bootful of oranges *glees*
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Go make us all smoothies
do it do it now
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Lusty
I'd love noodles, but I've not got any :(

EDIT Or even oranges!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Poor you
Sometimes I dream of having orange noodles - orange in colour, orange in flavour.

Sometimes I don't.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Mmm smoothies
It succeeded in properly confusing the HMRC guy at the channel tunnel :)
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Unrelated mini-rant warning
Ooooh god how I hate people who draw on hire-music with fucking PEN. You assholes.

Mini-rant over!
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Good Good Drixylix
Woo 100
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Darras
~~PEN~~ PENIS

See, you can answer QOTW now.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:53, Reply)

I'm wrecked
night folks
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Thanks ducky
I actually hadn't considered that I was too busy having an impotent rage. :D
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Duckie
Stick your penis in an orange then you have a story too!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:55, Reply)

That sounds
citrusy and painful Badger!
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, Reply)

*thinks*
I've got a very, very ~~good~~ embarrassing story for this QOTW come to think of it.

It's not exactly the sort of thing I'm comfortable with admitting to though, so I may have to create a meatsock.

Edit: *smashes thread around head, minces into sock and humps sock furiously*
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Afternoon mongs
I is back, innit.

edit: dis town, aa-ah, is coming like a ghost town.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I is in your thread
Not nesting replies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Hmm
My day has taken an interesting twist
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:09, Reply)

By the pool?

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thealternativefact, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Do tell Badger.

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Oh I can't
I told the people in my office instead as they don't know any one involved
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:14, Reply)

You spontaneously orgasmed
Just by thinking about me? Don't worry, it happens all the time.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Och
That's OK Badger. I can understand that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Let's just say it's outrageous
And you should all be outraged
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Sorry
I can't be outraged unless I know whet to be outraged about, even then I don't know if I have the get up and go for it today.

*is lethargic*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)

You don't know
if you can get it up today?

*sniggers*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Can I be
Outraged AND enraged?

edit: like Dok I am also a bit lethargic so my rage may be restricted to saying "Grrr." in a lackadaisical fashion.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)

TGBTGBTGBTGBTGBTGBTGBTGBTGBTGB
Why do you never stray outside of the Home Sweet Home threads?

There's a whole world out there, you know.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Mainly
because I'm too lazy
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Badger
No I don't, would you come and see if you can?

I'm a bit blue today, and I don't know why.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)

My first guess would have been
because you feel safe and warm here, it's like your internet home and the other areas scare you.

My second guess would have been that your daddy touched you when you were little.

Dok, it's because you've been eating smurfs.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)

But
Eating Smurfs would make me happy Bert.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Well it wouldn't make the Smurfs
very smurfing happy.

They're probably Smurfing themselves in terror.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Well
That's all smurfing good then isn't it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Not really
Have you ever tried getting little blue poo stains out of tiny trousers?

It's incredibly difficult.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Eating out smurfs would be good

mmm blue raspberry
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Surely you mean Smurfette?
Unless you iz a ghey little people abuser?

Somebody call the Express!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Ape
That would be Smurf, as there was only one female one.

Bert I'd just through them onthe fire, save on the cleaning.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:52, Reply)

theres only one girl smurf though
so she'd be full of smunk
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I just got a poo out of my arse all by myself, so there no cocks needed

*awards self gold star*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)

And she
was made by Gargamel the witch, so she'd be a right little smurfer, wouldn't she!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Smunk, love it!!

Do you think a chap could stain his man fat by only eating blue things for week?

That would freak the shit out a girl!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, Reply)

On those days Al
I have to get one of those little deli style ticket dispensers. I normally just lie back doing sudokus while they take it in turns to unload their hot loads in me
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Al
While I appreciate the attempts to bring me into a lively and progressive debate, and feel glad that finally a member of B3ta worthy of my presence has decided to stand up to me, I'm afraid that I cannot partake with you at this moment. Unfortunately my respect for you is too high, and I would be doing you a dis-service by lowering myself to insulting you.

Besides, she fucking loved it. Oh, and you're a cock.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Try it Ape
Then inform us of the results.

It's the only way Badger, how else are you supposed to keep them in line.

EDIT No Shit Al, do you think we're all blind or something?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I'm picturing Ape
Fellating the Blue Man Group while they play bongos and strike poses, which is what I imagine their act is.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, Reply)

*ruffles Al's hair*
that's so cute wanting to fight with all the big boys and girls
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, Reply)

al
and all because the lady loves Drambuie.

It's terrible, go and make up with her at once, or I'll piss in your sandwiches.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Close chains

but I've moved onto the poo man group, there similar but different...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Also Al
JMG's just posted on OT again. There go fight with him.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, Reply)

You're on fire today al
I'm loving it!

EDIT I especially love that you didn't respond to me saying that your fiancee is only marrying you because I refused to defecate in her mouth in the thread above. You've got no balls, son.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Hey Al
Maybe you haven't been keeping up on recent events, and you also don't know me that well do you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, Reply)

have the hat dok
It's a smurf style one today
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:28, Reply)

pffffft
What are you talking about Dok, he's summed you up perfectly!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Cool
White with a bobble on it.

Just what I need, I may just slit my wrists.

Yeah Wookie, if you believe the opposite of everything Al says.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Oh Dok
Your magic touch strikes again.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Damn me and my
magic hands!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Yup, that's what the eight-year-old said.
Mind you, your "I can make three fingers disappear" trick isn't all that impressive at the best of times.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, Reply)

It's not
Supposed to be impressive, especially when you're involved!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Al
That would be the spines.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Those hats are just stacking up, aren't they?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Hahaha
You wear a hat because mother nature was cruel enough to take your hair.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Yes
They tend to do that, I'll soon be the Master TheadKiller!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I wish I had as much venom as you do today al
I'm just giggling at everything you say, it's terrible.

I surrender, I know when I'm beaten, and I'm proud that it was by you.

*doffs his I'm a worthless ugly dog raper who deserves to be kicked in the crotch hat*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Al
That would b the one I borrowed from ym!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:08, Reply)

It wasn't mother nature,
it was elves.

Fucking elves.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Uh-huh-huh
Thankyouverymuch.

Stupid Elves
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Where did that come from then al?
Just interested. Not that I go on /talk; my old brain can't keep up with it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:25, Reply)

It's a wind up
don't be daft.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I can't help it Bert
'tis in me nature.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:34, Reply)

But it's posted on the internet
so it must be true
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I know my
perfect vag is often considered too good to be true, but *has a feel* I can confirm it does exist
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Nothing convinces
like peer-reviewed evidence.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:55, Reply)

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