Morning kids
I'm being assessed a lot for different things today, so am taking the free time in between to come here and spread the poisonous joy that is working inside when it's sunny.



Have a thread fuckers.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:19, 139 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hey
aside from being horribly sad about natasha richardsons death...
I'm also fucking ecstatic that I passed my maths test with 95%!!! I have not gotten anything above a 58% since this time last year. So I am fucking happy as fuck about that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:21, Reply)

Nicely done on the test VC
I feel sorry for her family as in all the photos of them they looked so happy. Probably all for show, but it made a nice difference to the other celebrity mortality photos.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:22, Reply)

Good job
on the maths thing, VC.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:39, Reply)

Morning
Nice one Vampy. Feel the power of B3ta, and learning!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:40, Reply)

Morning everyone.
I'd like to stay longer but have to go and do some work. 'Tis annoying that even though I work in IT, my work prevents me from using computers.

Laters everyone.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:44, Reply)

thanks folks!
It was the best feeling. It was like finally all the work and effort I've put in have started paying off.

glad to hear you're all doing well. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Morning All!
My morning has started quite well, I've got a friend coming down for the day on saturday, before I have a gathering at mine on saturday night.

I've found a good way of running things. I will provide the house, the music, the consoles/DVD's, etc. And someone will be my the alcohol. It works out quite well!

How are we all today?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:58, Reply)

Doing well thanks AA
Just studying for history.
Love history. History = my favouritest subject evahhh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:00, Reply)

@VC
It was for me as well, ended up being an A Level for me.

Although something makes me doubt that we studied the same things :P
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:02, Reply)

Ey up ar kid
Good work there VC. Clearly us b3ta geek types have rubbed one off on you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:03, Reply)

I'm currently doing
the Russian Revolution and next semester we study the Chinese Revolution.

I was sad cos I wanted to do the American and French revolutions, but hey - I have a brilliant teacher who makes the classes awesome so it's all good!
EDIT: thanks light. I work bloody hard though! :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Meh
I feel like crap today. Think I got a little too excited about my wedding coat arriving yesterday.

Didn't even hear the bastard alarm this morning :/
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:16, Reply)

It's a Spring thing DG
I'm the same.

Looking forward to seeing my girlfriend next week though. :)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Argh
Stupid Woman is chatting to a guy with a baby due imminently and she said, "You must be on tenderhooks!"
Sadly it would be rude to interrupt their conversation by yelling, "It's tenterhooks, you daft bitch!"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, Reply)

@VC
We only touched on the russian revolution, bit gutted really, sounded pretty damn interesting.

Not certain how it is down under, but here in Blighty, one of the options you get in A Levels (exams taken when 17-18) is an individual study where you can study any period/event/individual in history (as long as you haven't already done it). Was ace.

For mine, I did the Battle of Stalingrad. My question was something along the lines of "Was the Battle of Stalingrad a case of Russian Victory, or German Loss?".

3 months of study, and 8 hours of writing later, I had a damn good essay :D
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:27, Reply)

What shall I do today?

Some of the vast pile of work I have to do, or flap about here and have a kip on the loo?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Morning all
(username1, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Awesome plan
*picks up mobile and heads for loo*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Anyone here done the Myers Briggs test?


If so what are you?

I am a ENTP, bestest of all the kinds.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Morning username1
Or is it Axai?

*ahem*

Today I shall be mostly going around in circles as I try desperately to get the last pieces of information to finish off project appraisals and failing abysmally.

Then I'm off to confirm numbers for my wedding reception.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Hiiii user and Apeface.
how're you today?

AA. I wanted to do the American Revolution cos I really admire Martin Luther King and I think a lot of the principals of their civil rights revolution are still relevant today.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Ape
Haven't done Myers Briggs as far as I know, but have done a Kiersey recently.

And I can't remember what I came out as, but apparently I'm fantastic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:47, Reply)

I don't
Need a test to tell me I'm fantastic, I lmow I am.

Well maybe a little bit touched!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Ning all
Just written a check for £1.2k to cover deposit and 1st month's rent on my new place...

Oh, and thanks to a fuckup with BT, I'm now deprived of internet at home for the next couple of weeks, until I can get connected in my new flat. Bunch of useless polyps.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Thread killer
Time of death 9:55. Is that some kind of record?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:05, Reply)

It would appear so
I feel... proud.

And abandoned.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Awww.
poor Lab.

I'm still here. Sporadically as I try to do some work whilst wrestling with a teensy hangover.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:10, Reply)

I dip in and out....

Like bitter Liquorish into the sweet sherbert powder of OT.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I'm researching ISPs
For my new flat. I like Be, they're who i've used in my current place, but i don't like that i have to pay an additional tenner a month for a BT landline that I won't use for calls.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I dip in and out...
Like a rapist covered in butter
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I'm here, dipping in and out as well as I'm quite busy today
Can you not get cable Lab?
(username1, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Everyone is getting awesome stuff
Lab got a flat, DG got his wedding coat. Which in my head has LOADS of buttons on for some reason. Not pearly king amount.... oh wait... now I have you and tourette's as the Pearly King and Queen..

What was I saying...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)

I'm here
just watching Grey's at the same time so am somewhat distracted. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Well
Looks like Lab has some company, so I'll be ducking out now.

T'ra!

*EDIT* Not loads of buttons Badger, I can assure you. It's very swish though, and as a bonus is almost flappy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Look out for download limits

Because you can never have too much porn.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I have a coat very similar to your wedding one DG
Admittedly it's not quite as nice since I only robbed it from a fancy dress shop, but it's still rather dapper.
(username1, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Is Grey's Anatomy all about the anatomy of one solitary

chap called Grey?

This week Grey's spleen...on a stick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I just went
and looked at the pic DG, very nice! Although you're now gone...

It's quite nice today I feel I should do stuff...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I'm still here
but am now gone.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Can't get cable in my flat :/
Be offers unlimited d/l, up to 24mbs (actually got approx 22 in my current house) and has a very good fair usage policy. Just a shame it's 17 quid a month, plus another tenner for BT *spits* line rental.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:25, Reply)

22mb, thats pretty quick

I pay for 8 and get 6 and I live in London, not far from the hub...I don't get it.


Is it true in japan you can get 100mb?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:30, Reply)

In Japan you can get schoolgirls panties from a vending machine
So they need broadband for the really pervy stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Well I'm kinda busy
Rebuilding laptops.

One down, several to go.

How are everybody.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Hiedi Ho Campers!
It's been a little while since I've dropped in to OT and said hello - have you all been looking after yourselves and brushing you hair occasionally?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Lab
Get Demon broadband. They're all of the awesome and based in Finchley like me :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Becky
Me da' uses Demon, I'll look into them, ta!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Tis the Colonel
How ye be this fine day? You moved daaaawn saaaaaaffff yet?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:49, Reply)

'ning all
Lab - I'm on O2 broadband. They're basically a wrapper on top of Be, and I pay £17ish a month for a rock-solid unlimited 20mbps in Warwick.

The £17 price is for peeps with O2 mobiles, which I'm assuming includes you given what your mobile is.

Edit: I signed up through www.quidco.com and got £70 cashback too.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I did hear 02 were good.
I have cable though as it's a good deal with the TV. Dunno how fast it is but I tend to on average "acquire" tv downloads in more or less real time. Not that I fdo that kind of thing.

*throws oranges at Duckie*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)

When I lived in Hall Green
I had cable.

Never again. Bunch of cunts.

Telewest were fine - it's just when they became beardy media they also became shit.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Oh if anything goes wrong
trying to get through to someone is a nightmare but as lonmg as it doesn't it's grand :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I used to have cable
It was blisteringly fast 75% of the time and didn't work the other 25%, I considered it an acceptable compromise! (I have unlimited 3G data on my mobile, so used that or stole my neighbours' connections when mine went down)

Lab, check out:

www.adslguide.com
www.ispreview.co.uk
www.samknows.com

for more info. Be are reckoned to be pretty good I think.
(username1, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Cheers Ducky
I'll look at O2. If it's £17 plus the tenner for BT line rental, then i think i'll stick with Be (works out the same).

Edit: I still need an active BT line. Fuck you, you monopolising shitbags! I don't want to make calls from a landline, i just want to get broadband!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Ooh they've brought out streetview on google maps
I can see my flat :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I can see your flat as well
*stalks*
(username1, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Hey TGB,
about 3 weeks now until the move.

All I've got left up here is a bag of clothes and a mattress. I feel like such a fucking homeless. Plus I'm bored as hell as I don't have home internet, a TV or any books.

Heavy drinking FTW!

How's you m'dear? Excited about your upcoming Birthday frivolities?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:03, Reply)

hey colonel
have we met?
Not sure if we have! (but then I am tired and coming down off a bit of the good ole grass)

moving house huh? I remember moving house. It sucked.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I am muchly excited :D
I have lots of lovely B3tans coming to see me. And some b3tans who may be lovely but have yet to be judged *looks at chains*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Everybody's excited about TGB's birthday celebrations
It's compulsory.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:12, Reply)

*Offers hand to shake*
Hello Vampy, I don't believe we have had the pleasure. I'm the Colonel, nice to meet you!

TBG, I think it will be fun. Even if TLIC is a weirdo internet freak, you can tie him up with strawberry laces and play pin the tail on the mong.

EDIT: No offence TLIC! I'm only referring to you as a mong if you turn out to be a weirdo from the internet. Otherwise consider my mong retracted. Ooh err!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Colonel that is a very good idea
He may eat through the strawberry ones though, I think I'll stick with proper boot laces :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:15, Reply)

I'm excited
but for different reasons...

And I can't go :(

EDIT:/shakes Colonels hand
Nice to meet you too :D
how goes it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Are you gonna have a proper party
with iced gems, jelly, ice cream, party rings, balloons, hats, limeade, cherry pop, cayke with smarties and chocolate buttons on, triangle sandwiches, mini sausages, cheese & pineapple on sticks, pizza slices and sausage rolls?

You should.

Edit: Not bad ta Vamps. I woke up sounding like Barry White today but don't have a sore throat or a cold at all strangely. I'm getting a lot of attention from the middle-aged ladies at work.

*shudders*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Vampy
Why you excited?

I also can't go, and this makes me sad :(

*sads*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:19, Reply)

A little strawberry flavoured bondage
Improves any evening.
*does something weird*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:20, Reply)

That's an impressive list
I was going to stick to a more liquid based line of refreshments though :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:20, Reply)

ahah Dok
wouldn't you like to know. :P

I'm very sad to miss TGB's birthday.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Just have the grown-up version of everything.
Vodka Jelly, Baileys icecream...

Umm...

Vodka Sausages?

Ok, so there's not much you can do with it. Damned kids and their damned food.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)

*cough* their
But I'll let you off this time Colonel.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:25, Reply)

chocolate liqueur pudding!
OM NOM NOM!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Mr Nong
It's a beautiful thursday and I'm still in bed. The sun is making rainbows on my bedroom walls, the window is open and the sounds of birds singing and children playing are happily streaming through.

I have loads to do and I'd rather stay where I am.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, Reply)

FUZZY!!
I'd rather be in bed with you but I am up and have things I should be doing but will probably wait until tomorrow to do :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Vampy
Just asking.

Hi Fuzzy, if I were you I'd be staying in bed.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)

*grins*
I know you were dok. I was teasing.

I'm really just pretty stoked about maths. It's a good feeling after basically failing my way through maths for a year and a bit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Morning Fuzzy!
I'd rather be in bed with you too, work is dull today.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:34, Reply)

You're all welcome
to come round and join me and especially if you bring cake :)

It's all very well living the life of riley but I need to be fed.

*hugs* I missed you the other day Badgerkins!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:36, Reply)

TGB, Thanks for the correction...
Pure error on my behalf as I'm well aware of the differences between the 3. In fact, I'd say I was as bad as you in the grammar stakes - wrote a piss-take email to a friend yesterday in 'yoof' speak and had it promptly returned with a note pointing out that despite all my intentional spllng mstkes, my grmmr ws prfct all da way thru.

FML.

Hello Fuzzy - you're bed sounds like a wonderful place to be if it's surronded by rainbows and children and puppies and such like!

EDIT - Bakes cake.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Oh Vampy Teasing again
You're just naughty.

I don't have cake, but I have a chicken Khorma.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:40, Reply)

@ Dok
Is that like normal Korma but with added Cornish accent?!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I need some chilli
I am fucking hungry as fuck again.
I reckon I could go a BIG tub of chinese fried rice with chillies and honey drizzled through it.

..... yummmmm.
Fuck I'm more hungry now!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Not really Colonel
It can be spelt in a number of ways, all equally correct.

I've only ever seen it spelt with a K.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:45, Reply)

*zooms in*
*pounces*

Ningles all!

It's the weekend!
Well, it is for me, anyway.

The sun is hot, the coffee is shining, and I think I'm a daffodil, woo!

/joys of spring.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Hi Tulip
*hugs*

I wish it was the weekend for me.

I'm stuck in an office playing with laptops.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:49, Reply)

aw Dok
*hugs back*

But you just used the word "playing", which implies it's not that bad...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Dok - I was referring more the 'h' in there - I've not seen it spelt that way before!
Morning HLtulip!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Colonel
I put a K, it was meant to be an H sorry.

Tulip, playing as in spending all day rebuilding a crap installation.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I have leftover meat feast pizza for lunch
With a garlic dip. OM NOM NOM
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I always seem to miss you recently Fuzzy
It makes me sad :( And I am tempted to drive up there and give you cake :p

Colonel you are pretty good with the ole grammar normally which is why I let you off :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)

'lo Colonel
and how are you?

@Dok - Oh, that sounds less fun.

edit: Badger!

*pounces*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Aw Badger
Sadly I can't spend all day here like I used to. Work is taking over my life and when I'm not at work I have to catch up on all the things I can't do when I'm at work.

This week I am off work, but the Fella is here coz he's sold his business and is moving to Ireland and is just spending a couple of weeks here before he goes. So I am trying to fit a lot in. But I have been mostly drinking alcohol and not achieving much other than drunkenness.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Yay!!! *high Grammar fives TGB*
I'm alright Tulip. Bored as a Mo' Fo' Tho', Fo' Sho'.

It's started to feel incredibly summery here in Manc da Chester. Is it the same everywhere else? I though it was just because this is our first day without rain for about 10 years.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

it's lully innit!
All the flowers are, well, flowering, and the birds are tweeting, and it finally feels like the long dark winter is over.

hurrah!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:05, Reply)

*gets pounced on*
WOOO HLT is here! WOOO WOOOO WOOOOOOO!

I am going to Matalan in a bit to spend a little tiny bit of my birthday money *glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Our autumn is going cold very very fast
but I like it and I like winter so I'm still very very happy.

I like hot fireplaces and milo and toast and rugging up warm. It's all good.
EDIT: Hi HLT! /glomps
how are you my favourite flower power girl?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I'm going to be having a sandwich spread... sandwich
Now my brother has stated that it looks, smells and tastes like vomit. But I quite like it (the taste)

Anyone have any opinions on my culinary delights of the day?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:08, Reply)

@ gareth alien
I agree with your brother.

And cucumber spread looks like bogies.

Do they still make cucumber spread?

edit@ badger - did you just set the alarm off?
@VC - wassa glomp, poppet?
I'm grand ta. How is you miss upside down lady?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)

No no no!
Ok, it stinks and looks already digested, but is pleasing to my pallette.

On another note, I just looked at the B3ta google map (Thanks LIC). Lots more people there - yet I am disappointed in being the most southerly B3tan in the UK by some way.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:13, Reply)

I really do
have to go and achieve breakfast.

Slaters!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)

a glomp
like a jump-upon, happy, no holds barred hug.

I'm great! I passed a maths test properly (with flying colours! 95% oh fucking yeah!) for the first time since I was 15 today.

I'm fucking stoked.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)

afternoon all
how be we all today?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:17, Reply)

awesomes!
*enjoys being glomped*

*adds to vocab*

Well done VC. You is clever.

*prouds*

edit: Right, I'm off for some fresh air and sunshine. You all be good now.

Byesies!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)

@ Gareth
That may be the case but I'm the most south-westerly.

The furthest south isn't as westerly and the furthest westerly isn't as southerly!

Therefore I win as we all know the south west is where the best weather and the best cider is!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)

That's weak Colonel.
But I'll give you that.

*EDIT* How rude of me, I left a lower case 'C' for Colonel.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)

aha thanks tulip
I dropped down two maths levels and i'm in an easier set now. They have like 5 maths levels here! it's ridiculous!

and I'm glad I added to your vocab.
EDIT: okay - hand me the b0rk hat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Enjoy...
It looks like nice weather outside. Should go out and do some work.


Maybe later.

I've got a new chair!


EDIT: Where is everybody?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)

It gets a bit quiet around lunchtime
What with people being away from their desks where they have spent the morning posting to b3ta working hard.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:52, Reply)

working hard sorting out everyone else's fuckups.

Plus, I've now god the office god-squad congregating behind me talking about the bible as if it was a real story! FFS!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Just wait until they find the first page
Question: Does religion cause more problems than it solves?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Chains
What can't we work hard and post on B3ta?

Colonel it is a real story, as in it's a story which has been told. Not one that actually happened or anything important like that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Damn
Now I feel like a fool for not spotting the syntax error.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Ha ha! Caught you all out
'cos I clearly did that on purpose...

Yes, I meant a story of something that had happened as opposed to a story that had really been written.

God I'm hungry. I haven't had a thing to eat all day and some fucknugget on whom I await an answer, is preventing me from going to lunch. GAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Ooh it's gone a bit quiet in here
Hasn't it?

I've just suggested the best QOTW ever. I'm pretty sure it's a goer!

*pimps*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:39, Reply)

No reason someone couldn't work hard and post here
Not sure I could though.
We had the office air-conditioning turned off over the winter but it's absolutely baking today. Site Support have us on their list for it to be turned back on at some point. *gasps* *sweats*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:39, Reply)

I made some movements about doing work
And my manager said: "You could kill someone, you know."
"Really?" I said.
"Yes. Going and fixing that printer could kick off a chain of events that could kill someone."

I am now afraid to leave my desk.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Afternoon all
So I need to do stuff on my big PC this afternoon, but it's de-fragging, and wonderful Vista does not tell me how much longer it has to go. How wonderful. I might actually have to do stuff by hand..

Are we all well this fine day?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Yes, I am well
If a little scared about doing anything.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:57, Reply)

tell your boss he ought to be ashamed of himself
that's a fairly dicklike thing to say.

EDIT: Podders! Hello!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Hi PoDster
I am well. But hot. And there's a minimum of an hour before I can get out of here.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:04, Reply)

DG
Read your QOTW suggestion - brilliant!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Hi PoD
Just what is this work thing that you talk of?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Hey Dok, LiC, VC
I say work, it's mostly just design stuff today, no silly essays or anything. Or learning new programming languages, so it should be quite easy really, apart from the obvious computer-being-out-of-action thing. Boo.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Hey Light
Can't take all of the credit - it was inspired by PJM. I just added to the 'string' bit!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:14, Reply)

PoD
I'm rebuilding laptops, not even what my job is.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:15, Reply)

what do you do Dok?
always wondered...
EDIT: sleep time! night night!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Sounds quite fun actually Dok
I need to do that with my old laptop in the summer when I get some free time, and some more/tidier space to do it in. I think I would lose lots of bits if I were to do it just now in here.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Vampy
I do Procurement for a university.

PoD, it can be fun, but with these it's turned out to be quite boring, still better than doing nothing I suppose.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I suspect
That the absence of ladies who like cock means us primitive males have no incentive to grunt and posture. And that's why it's so quiet today.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:37, Reply)

*grunts*
*postures*

There you go Chains, how's that?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:44, Reply)

howdy people (again)
PoD, long time no speak
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Took you long enough Dok
*grins*
Howdy flesh, how're you doing?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Hi Flesh.
Chains I have no idea what you're talking about. ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:57, Reply)

work is horrible
I have to find a teacher to cover a class after my current one decided he wasn't going to continue
cunt.

Still - end of my day - off home I go
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Here's something to talk about
The other day I was leaving work and as I left the business park I was behind a minibus with a name blazoned across the back. Must be a Dutch company, I mused - it looked Dutch.
Experimentally, I tried saying it aloud in my attempt at a Dutch accent.

"Buster Werkenbak"

I felt like an idiot.

What brain-failure have you suffered lately?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Spooooooooooonman!
Or something like that.

I'm back, anyway.
EDIT:Oh...
You fuckers!
( Cawl, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Epic brain fail Kaol
Well done!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)

SPOONMAN
Come together with your plan, save me...

*der-ner-ner naw-naw*

+2 respect points for Kaoloceles.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Was just listening to that in the car.
Fucking awesome.

I think the rule should be that you HAVE to turn it up massively to properly hear the spoon-solo bit.
( Cawl, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)

@LIC
Am I the only b3tan who has actually pointed to their house on the google map?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Hard to say
A bunch of people put themselves on, so could have been as vague or as accurate as they felt necessary.

Mine is about a minute's amble from my house.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:55, Reply)